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A Pope you say? I've always wanted to seduce a pope. In fact, my world domination plans demand it.
Evil Plan (tm). Quote:
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05-24-2002, 05:43 PM | #42 |
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Have you not yet realise, oh divine oracle, that my secondary objective here is to irritate you? Or be insolent to you, for i am first mate on this ship and you cannot do anything about it.
However, i shall bown to thine knowledge if you tell us where the wine is. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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05-24-2002, 08:42 PM | #43 |
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*still sputtering water and squid juice*
EEWWWW!! I can't believe I volunteered for this!! WOOHOOO!!! And to think that people would pay for that kind of tratment...suckers! I'd have an evil plan but it involves being nice so it doesn't count...which is why I'm weird(oops sorry wrong thread...as if it matters...)
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05-24-2002, 10:57 PM | #44 |
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My evil plans include causing the Apocolypse, but anyway. . .
Good job, Wulazg, I might have to give you a medal for being in close proximity to an exploding squid. Onward, then, Pirates! We go to find the wine!
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05-25-2002, 06:22 AM | #45 |
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Captain Eruviel!!!
We have a serious problem! Our supplies are running low. We have eaten all the lembas, and we have nothing left to drink. *panics* We're doomed, doomed! *calms down* What shall we do?
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05-25-2002, 06:50 AM | #46 |
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Eat Garina! Come here, my precioussss...
This won't hurt a bit... }: )=
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05-25-2002, 07:26 AM | #47 |
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
Please don't eat me, I don't taste very nice!!! I was actually hinting that we should forage for food. Or maybe we should just eat the mad sheep that is terrorizing the crew...
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05-25-2002, 12:28 PM | #48 |
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As long as we have chocolate there's hope.....
Hey BoP I thought you were a veggie-sheep.
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05-25-2002, 12:30 PM | #49 |
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She's a vegetarian cannibal
Well, thank you for pointing that out, Garina. We should look for food. Oh, will you look at that, a grocery store, just on shore! We anchor here and row ashore and get some supplies! *gasp* we're even running out of chocolate! The horror!
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05-25-2002, 12:41 PM | #50 |
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Out of chocolate?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *jumps into rowboat* permission to row ashore and get new chocolate supplies, Captain! And possibly other supplies as well...
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05-25-2002, 02:03 PM | #51 |
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I don't think you EVER need permission from the captain to bring on more chocolate. As if I care... I still have the cheesecake I swiped...
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05-25-2002, 04:28 PM | #52 |
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Give me that back, you thief!!!!!!!!!!!
Come on Eärniel, let's go and appropriate some supplies!
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05-25-2002, 10:43 PM | #53 |
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Wait for me!!! I'm coming too, so I know we're getting the right stuff. Now, E XK, you're in charge while I'm gone. . .We'll be back soon, and with chocolate!!! Wulazg, kindly put back the cheesecake, will you?
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05-26-2002, 04:41 AM | #54 |
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Hoi, hoi, hoi! Chocolate here I come! You can't hide and you can't run and you'll make a delicous snack! *continues to daydream of chocolate while rowing to shore*
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05-26-2002, 01:03 PM | #55 |
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What cheesecake? I don't know what you are talking about...
You can't prove anything! That was in the other therad! HA!! I will beseech the spirits to rain chocolate from the skies. I hope it works...
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05-26-2002, 02:22 PM | #56 |
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I rather doubt the spirits will do that, Wulazg
So, we row ashore, and go in to the grocery store. . .eek! What is this? It's not a grocery store, it's a trap! Get back, before we are captured! I know, this was set up by the anti-Tolkienites! Back to the boats, quick!
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05-26-2002, 04:30 PM | #57 |
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No! Must...stay...need...chocolate!!! Oh the hard choice is killing me! Should I stay and have chocolate or should I run to save my butt and be chocolateless? Can't decide!!! NOOOOO!!!
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05-26-2002, 04:32 PM | #58 |
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There isn't any chocolate!!! Go! Run! Quick, in to the boats!
*grabs Earniel's wrist and drags her back to the boat* Hurry!
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05-26-2002, 04:34 PM | #59 |
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But...chocolate!!! *goes in heavy withdrawal and has to be carried the whole way back to the boat*
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05-26-2002, 04:39 PM | #60 |
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*carries Earniel back to the boat and gives her the last bar of chocolate from Eruviel's private stores to revive her*
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