Genocide in the Two Towers - Page 3

Aeryn · 09-12-2002, 07:54 PM

my bum's nice, but im a chicky poo. i dont mind your opinion no one else is replying or talking to me so it's welcome

jerseydevil · 09-12-2002, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
No, don't worry, not stalking, just subjecting you to my rather opinionated, pointless, inane viewpoints. I don't stalk... unless you happen to be a good looking guy with a nice bum.

Wow that's right on both points. Especially the pointless, inane viewpoints.

It's so good to see you admit it finally.

Aeryn · 09-12-2002, 08:37 PM

Beard you gunna let him/her do that to you?

BeardofPants · 09-12-2002, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by jerseydevil
Wow that's right on both points. Especially the pointless, inane viewpoints. It's so good to see you admit it finally.

Finally admit it? I'll have you know, dear sir, that I'm PROUD of my inanity! It takes a lot of work (read: buggerall) to make such statements of profundity, that my derriere refuses to talk to me. I don't take those compliments lightly... it took me YEARS to get to this stage of incredibly pointless verbiage. I tip my hat - or would, if I wore one - at your wonderfully profound statements, and thank you from the bottom of my pace maker for those compliments that you bestowed upon me.

jerseydevil · 09-12-2002, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Finally admit it? I'll have you know, dear sir, that I'm PROUD of my inanity! It takes a lot of work (read: buggerall) to make such statements of profundity, that my derriere refuses to talk to me. I don't take those compliments lightly... it took me YEARS to get to this stage of incredibly pointless verbiage. I tip my hat - or would, if I wore one - at your wonderfully profound statements, and thank you from the bottom of my pace maker for those compliments that you bestowed upon me.

You can talk out of your mouth somtimes and give your derriere a rest.

But at least you're proud of it. The years of experience and hard work clearly show.

Aeryn · 09-12-2002, 08:45 PM

at Beard admiringly, says pointing to beard "you is a college student, oh speaker of big words."

Aeryn · 09-12-2002, 08:47 PM

at jersey...You people are so fesicious! (sp?) You people crack me.

jerseydevil · 09-12-2002, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by Aeryn
at Beard admiringly, says pointing to beard "you is a college student, oh speaker of big words."

She's truly evil. Her real name is BeardofEVIL.

So anyone want to go back to discussing whether Tolkien's Sauron was persuing genocide as jackson claims or not?

Aeryn · 09-12-2002, 08:50 PM

was that like a girl joke?. I'm slow. lol. not only am I slow but i wanna make sure so i can start crackin dude jokes. *EVIL GRIN*

jerseydevil · 09-12-2002, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by Aeryn
was that like a girl joke?. I'm slow. lol. not only am I slow but i wanna make sure so i can start crackin dude jokes. *EVIL GRIN*

See everyone thinks that BoP and I are always fighting with each other. But don't tell anyone - we're actually the same person.

Aeryn · 09-12-2002, 08:57 PM

You are pulling my leg

jerseydevil · 09-12-2002, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by Aeryn
You are pulling my leg

Oh she'll come on here and admit it - once she stops all the crazy talk about the environment, the UN and the evils of America.

Oh yeah - that belongs in the general messages forum.

Blackheart · 09-13-2002, 12:11 PM

Eating humans is not genoceide.

It's snacking.

Also orcs don't actually live on filth and foullness, they can thrive on it when nothing better is available. Eating a victim is most likely a sacramental event.

Mostly we prefer to torture them to death, then arrange the carcass artfully where the general public can view the remains.

Also, we rarely kill the women... at least, not on purpose, and not right away.

Nibs · 09-13-2002, 12:34 PM

Okay, I give. "Genocide" is not the best choice of words to illustrate occurrences in TTT.

Isn't that what I've been saying the WHOLE time??? *laf*

Rána Eressëa · 09-15-2002, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
gen·o·cide Pronunciation Key (jn-sd)
n.

The systematic and planned extermination of an entire national, racial, political, or ethnic group

Now, if you can show me that Sauron intended, and planned the mass etermination of a particular type of people, as opposed to wiping out those who stood in his way, then fine and dandy. In the meantime, I'll just eye you all suspiciously.

And I'll join in as well.

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Originally posted by jerseydevil
She's truly evil. Her real name is BeardofEVIL.

Then we should be calling her BoE, right?

Aeryn · 09-15-2002, 08:25 PM

Nibs, yes i agree, and black heart you say 'we' as if you are an orc but it's impossible it says right under your name that you are an elf lord

Blackheart · 09-16-2002, 11:16 AM

It's because my request for "Dark snacker on Frilly Underthings" was denied.

BeardofPants · 09-16-2002, 04:58 PM

Frilly underthings? Hahahaha!

Aeryn · 09-16-2002, 08:53 PM

I agree with Beard frilly underthings?
*snickers* *laughs* and *giggles*
well you can just say Orc lord or something black heart

Blackheart · 09-17-2002, 12:58 PM

Hmmph! If you're not afraid of the "Snacker on Frilly Underthings", why are your legs crossed?

Oh and by the way, "Snacking on Frilly Underthings" is completely germane to the discussion of genocide, because it's one of the leading causes. It says so right in my book, right below the section where Tom Bombadil bends PJ over a stump and lets a horde of randy badgers have their way with him.

09-12-2002, 07:54 PM	#41
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	bum my bum's nice, but im a chicky poo. i dont mind your opinion no one else is replying or talking to me so it's welcome __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

09-12-2002, 08:37 PM	#43
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	OUCH Beard you gunna let him/her do that to you? __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

09-12-2002, 08:45 PM	#46
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	looks... at Beard admiringly, says pointing to beard "you is a college student, oh speaker of big words." __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

09-12-2002, 08:47 PM	#47
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	looks... at jersey...You people are so fesicious! (sp?) You people crack me. __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

09-12-2002, 08:50 PM	#49
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	OHHHHHH was that like a girl joke?. I'm slow. lol. not only am I slow but i wanna make sure so i can start crackin dude jokes. EVIL GRIN __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

09-12-2002, 08:57 PM	#51
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	You are pulling my leg You are pulling my leg __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

09-13-2002, 12:11 PM	#53
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Eating humans is not genoceide. It's snacking. Also orcs don't actually live on filth and foullness, they can thrive on it when nothing better is available. Eating a victim is most likely a sacramental event. Mostly we prefer to torture them to death, then arrange the carcass artfully where the general public can view the remains. Also, we rarely kill the women... at least, not on purpose, and not right away. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-13-2002, 12:34 PM	#54
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Okay, I give. "Genocide" is not the best choice of words to illustrate occurrences in TTT. Isn't that what I've been saying the WHOLE time??? laf __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

09-15-2002, 08:25 PM	#56
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	nibs and blackheart Nibs, yes i agree, and black heart you say 'we' as if you are an orc but it's impossible it says right under your name that you are an elf lord __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

09-16-2002, 11:16 AM	#57
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	It's because my request for "Dark snacker on Frilly Underthings" was denied. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-16-2002, 04:58 PM	#58
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Frilly underthings? Hahahaha! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-16-2002, 08:53 PM	#59
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	*nods* I agree with Beard frilly underthings? snickers laughs and giggles well you can just say Orc lord or something black heart __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

09-17-2002, 12:58 PM	#60
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Hmmph! If you're not afraid of the "Snacker on Frilly Underthings", why are your legs crossed? Oh and by the way, "Snacking on Frilly Underthings" is completely germane to the discussion of genocide, because it's one of the leading causes. It says so right in my book, right below the section where Tom Bombadil bends PJ over a stump and lets a horde of randy badgers have their way with him. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... Last edited by Blackheart : 09-17-2002 at 01:00 PM.

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