Brew - Page 3

Sween · 03-24-2003, 08:03 AM

How have i managed to miss this thread for so long.

Now drinking is a serious persuit and there are many ways to do it.

My favorite beers are Jennings Old smoothy, Cumberland ale, and just plain old bitter not a fan of the sneck lifter really.

Out of the largers i do like fosters, henikein (just does not get you drunk....makes me very hungry though), not a great fan of carlberg which is a shame cos my locals just put it in, a pint of wife beater is very nice sometimes (stella), Groch is very nice out of a bottle.

As mentioned b4 im not a great fan of guiness ill drink it but i would rather not.

Out of the bottled beers Bud ice is a very clean and fresh and gopes down very nicely but none of the pubs sell it here, i find becks a bit raw a harsh, Bud (normal) i dont really like much.

I dont do spirts they take away the whole point of drinking (which is sitting there and enjoying it rather than downing it and not having anything to be poured over ya by a woman).

Now on a weekday i normally tend to stick to old smoothy (next time your in the lakes Coney have a pint very nice) nice manly drink with good taste goes down well and dont give me wind like a larger tends to do. On a weekend we tend to start early in the king fisher which is a robbinsons licened pub

not keen on the beer they sell carling so its a couple of pints of that (in truth we go for the pool table and see gary the landlord) its not the best pint in there best bar lunchs in cockermouth though. After that we tend to head to the brown cow and depending how i feel i will have a fosters of a jenning bitter. then to mickeys (my fav pub) and onto the stella as we have reached the piont in the night were we have decided we need to get drunk becauses cockermouth aint that great. after 5 or 6 in there its down to many flectures for one and a bit of karokke then off to arean that sells fosters very nice pint of fosters in there btw depending how busy it is i may switch to bottles of fosters due to spillage issues!

Baby-K · 03-24-2003, 08:08 AM

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How have i managed to miss this thread for so long.

2 Reasons I can think of

a) You have been too innebriated to notice
b) Your baby has been keeping you awake & thus you have not had time to notice the important threads

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I dont do spirts they take away the whole point of drinking (which is sitting there and enjoying it rather than downing it and not having anything to be poured over ya by a woman).

Should we surmise that ye enjoy having women empty a jug o'er yer head?

Sween · 03-24-2003, 08:12 AM

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Should we surmise that ye enjoy having women empty a jug o'er yer head?

Indeed you should

Baby-K · 03-24-2003, 08:15 AM

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Originally posted by Sween
Indeed you should

Duly noted Mr Sween - I shall make the greatest effort to remember this & empty the contents of at least one standard Keg o'er yer head if per chance we should meet at the pub down the street

Sween · 03-24-2003, 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
Duly noted Mr Sween - I shall make the greatest effort to remember this & empty the contents of at least one standard Keg o'er yer head if per chance we should meet at the pub down the street

nice one vita allways tips baileys over me then licks it off but thats another story all together

Baby-K · 03-24-2003, 08:24 AM

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nice one vita allways tips baileys over me then licks it off but thats another story all together

O sh*t - ye wanna be licked too?

Suppose I strike up a deal with Vita - I'll do the pouring & she can do the licking (that way her hands will also be freed up)

Erm - just thought about it - where exactly does she pour it?

Sween · 03-24-2003, 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
O sh*t - ye wanna be licked too? Suppose I strike up a deal with Vita - I'll do the pouring & she can do the licking (that way her hands will also be freed up)

Erm - just thought about it - where exactly does she pour it?

This forums PG13

Coney · 03-24-2003, 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by Sween
This forums PG13

I can't believe you said that with your sig.

I'm (hopefully) at Keswick for the May bank holiday..........I'll try the beer

Sween · 03-24-2003, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
I can't believe you said that with your sig.

I'm (hopefully) at Keswick for the May bank holiday..........I'll try the beer

the packhorse serves a good pint there it just down one of the allways infrount of the tourist information on the main square! you should come and do the cockermouth brewery tour

btw whats wrong with my sig?

Baby-K · 03-24-2003, 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by Sween
This forums PG13

That's the second warning I've received today............nice way to evade the question though

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I'm (hopefully) at Keswick for the May bank holiday..........I'll try the beer

What's a bank holiday? And isn't May still far off?

Sween · 03-24-2003, 08:41 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
That's the second warning I've received today............nice way to evade the question though

What's a bank holiday? And isn't May still far off?

it was ment as a way to give you and idea of where she licks it off!

a bank holiday is when day when banks get the day off! Ussually on a monday so its a long weekend!

Coney · 03-24-2003, 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
What's a bank holiday? And isn't May still far off?

Bank holiday is basically a long weekend (ya get Monday off work).

May is about 5 weeks away.......I'm glad as well, could do with a holiday

Baby-K · 03-24-2003, 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by Sween
it was ment as a way to give you and idea of where she licks it off!

That much I knew

Vivid imagination that I've got

(you were talking about yer feet , weren't ye?

)

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May is about 5 weeks away.......I'm glad as well, could do with a holiday

What about Easter Weekend - don't you guys get that off?

Coney · 03-24-2003, 08:53 AM

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What about Easter Weekend - don't you guys get that off?

Aye, good friday and easter monday usually......can be a good drinking spree as well

I don't usually make a big deal about Easter tho'............there seems to be an unwritten law stating that 21+ men shouldn't receive choccy eggs.........I've been huffily protesting against this for years

Sween · 03-24-2003, 08:56 AM

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Aye, good friday and easter monday usually......can be a good drinking spree as well I don't usually make a big deal about Easter tho'............there seems to be an unwritten law stating that 21+ men shouldn't receive choccy eggs.........I've been huffily protesting against this for years

i stoped getting them when i was 11

you know what baby k i did mean my feet

Baby-K · 03-24-2003, 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
Aye, good friday and easter monday usually......can be a good drinking spree as well I don't usually make a big deal about Easter tho'............there seems to be an unwritten law stating that 21+ men shouldn't receive choccy eggs.........I've been huffily protesting against this for years

Yeah - us girls are making a weekend of it - gonna go away for a while. We are thinking of a cruise to Bazerruto (sp) Islands, but we'll see if everyone's passports come through in time.

Stuff the laws! Nothing better than an Easter Egg hunt ('specially when ye have "grown up" eggs - the kind that are filled with liquer, hmmmmmmmm yummie)

Sween · 03-24-2003, 09:06 AM

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Yeah - us girls are making a weekend of it - gonna go away for a while. We are thinking of a cruise to Bazerruto (sp) Islands, but we'll see if everyone's passports come through in time.

Stuff the laws! Nothing better than an Easter Egg hunt ('specially when ye have "grown up" eggs - the kind that are filled with liquer, hmmmmmmmm yummie)

im buying amy loads of easter eggs and eating them on her behalf (god damn perenting is really starting to pay off)! i think we may feel comftable enough to leave amy with her grandperents by easter for a night so i think we will have a night out together!

Baby-K · 03-24-2003, 09:14 AM

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im buying amy loads of easter eggs and eating them on her behalf (god damn perenting is really starting to pay off)! i think we may feel comftable enough to leave amy with her grandperents by easter for a night so i think we will have a night out together!

I had to re-read that (thought you'd said you were gonna get ARMY loads of eggs..........thought that was a bit weird bu anyway

So that's why people become parents! Good excuse to get some Easter Eggs

I'm sure the grans wouldn't mind helping out so you & Vita can have a nice eve out searching for each other's hidden treasures

markedel · 03-24-2003, 10:53 AM

The Jewish spring holiday is passover. NO BEER for a whole day after I'm done exams. I suppose I can scrounge up some vodka somewhere...but I'd need my own cup/glass so I can't go out.

Jewish law can suck sometimes

Insidious Rex · 03-24-2003, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
I think this is an appropriate place to state this dire warning (to all the guys who are in the habit of drinking beer)

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many femalles to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs

I guess its rude form to not drink the beer before you agree to go to bed with them then? Damn rules.... Im much to impacient to deal with such formalities.

Course my problam is I buy myself way too many beers.

03-24-2003, 08:03 AM	#41
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	How have i managed to miss this thread for so long. Now drinking is a serious persuit and there are many ways to do it. My favorite beers are Jennings Old smoothy, Cumberland ale, and just plain old bitter not a fan of the sneck lifter really. Out of the largers i do like fosters, henikein (just does not get you drunk....makes me very hungry though), not a great fan of carlberg which is a shame cos my locals just put it in, a pint of wife beater is very nice sometimes (stella), Groch is very nice out of a bottle. As mentioned b4 im not a great fan of guiness ill drink it but i would rather not. Out of the bottled beers Bud ice is a very clean and fresh and gopes down very nicely but none of the pubs sell it here, i find becks a bit raw a harsh, Bud (normal) i dont really like much. I dont do spirts they take away the whole point of drinking (which is sitting there and enjoying it rather than downing it and not having anything to be poured over ya by a woman). Now on a weekday i normally tend to stick to old smoothy (next time your in the lakes Coney have a pint very nice) nice manly drink with good taste goes down well and dont give me wind like a larger tends to do. On a weekend we tend to start early in the king fisher which is a robbinsons licened pub not keen on the beer they sell carling so its a couple of pints of that (in truth we go for the pool table and see gary the landlord) its not the best pint in there best bar lunchs in cockermouth though. After that we tend to head to the brown cow and depending how i feel i will have a fosters of a jenning bitter. then to mickeys (my fav pub) and onto the stella as we have reached the piont in the night were we have decided we need to get drunk becauses cockermouth aint that great. after 5 or 6 in there its down to many flectures for one and a bit of karokke then off to arean that sells fosters very nice pint of fosters in there btw depending how busy it is i may switch to bottles of fosters due to spillage issues! __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

03-24-2003, 10:53 AM	#59
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	The Jewish spring holiday is passover. NO BEER for a whole day after I'm done exams. I suppose I can scrounge up some vodka somewhere...but I'd need my own cup/glass so I can't go out. Jewish law can suck sometimes __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

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