05-16-2003, 08:31 AM | #41 | |
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Hmm, how am I weirds etc??...............I'm not, it's you lot that are all crazy |
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05-16-2003, 08:44 AM | #42 | |
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Crazy, Weird, Insane...........me? Nope - just normal MY way
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05-16-2003, 08:49 AM | #43 | |
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(they've all been in work since 8 am, bless 'em) I suppose if I had to single out one of my insanities it'd have to my lack of respect for authority.........dunno why but whenever someone tries to tell me what to do I have this inbilt reaction to do the exact oppostie (although it does make for some fun times ) |
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05-16-2003, 08:53 AM | #44 |
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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 8. Dont use any punctuation marks 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....... 20. Send this via e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this. (I have actually done a few of these - does that make me crazy? Well the voices say NO! )
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05-16-2003, 09:17 AM | #45 | |
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Concerning the zoo one - no one will believe it though. I was showing people the Twin Towers the one time and we were getting on the escalatopr to go to the roof and some people on the way down were saying the roof was closed - but the up escalator was still running. I figured they were lying - because when the roof "is/was" closed - they'd shut down the escalator and put up the barriers. When we got outside - it was pouring down rain and the lightning was right over the Empire State Building in the distance over midtown. We had to run all around the building (one acre) to get to the down escalators. Just a couple of minutes ago it had been nice. There is nothing like being over 1,000 feet in the air and seeing lightning only a couple of miles away. Needless to say - we hung out on the Twin Towers observation deck area until the rain stopped. The sun came out after about 45 minutes and the rest of the day was great.
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05-16-2003, 09:24 AM | #46 | |
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And the zoo one DOES work.....
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05-16-2003, 09:35 AM | #47 |
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I find this thread highly offensive and disturbing because I am actually crazy, and therefore demand it be closed immediately..
*cough* In the meantime... "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, 'Oh my God, I could be eating a slow learner.'" - Lynda Montgomery "It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning." - Calvin "When you say you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice." - Otto Von Bismark "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." - Groucho Marx "I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth." - Janeane Garofalo "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown
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05-16-2003, 11:37 AM | #48 |
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Your sig is awsome! It DOES represent the fact that you are crazy! xLoLx I can't wait until SYLE gets here...if Syle ever does get here....
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05-16-2003, 11:39 AM | #49 | |
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Oh that's good! Lmao! You are hilarious! We HAVE to keep this thread going! I have to do some of those and record it here! I wanna be a physco!
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As I look into the sky and sit and watch the stars I think of you. I wonder if you remember me the way I was or the way I am now. I know I will always keep a place for you in my heart. Even though the shadows fall and the darkness enters you will always be with me. I remember one thing about you. Your eyes. I used to look in them like pools of blue water. I could stare at them forever like the dark blue sky on a cloudy night. As I sit here still watching the stars I think of you, but the one thing I remember is your eyes. |
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05-16-2003, 11:51 AM | #50 | |
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Are you a salmon? Have you even bothered to check? I bet you didn't. [edit] The scrow was fuscous glaucous with nimbification, and the town fary. The Frape were furibund as a swerk nyle descended. Under Ochlochracy there's no room for reaks, and it is better to be parciloquy, for times were periculous, and the Frape would dewitt anyone. The cavenards were led by a Xantippe, who would yerd them for dormitation. When the abaitor was moria and Ycore nim the adure aswell Xantippe became filled with nithe and made him dree greatly. However, one morning when the daddock was dagged a clanular plot was garred by a kill-buck crack-hatler. He sought to stataminate a sollevatian against the qued Xantippe and end her tortive sneaping. So in the abditory the swerk, tetrical man threw on his talma and set about shubbing the Xantippe with his callidity. The people croodle, and condog the plan is velordious. They were filled with much Ug as the Frape created an esbatement. Crack-hatler demelled the inheritance powder with the merry-go-down, and at the evening feast offered Xantippe the bibulate. Only after obsorbing it, and much pancarpial salad and sinipistic condiment did her voice become rooped. She began to dealbate and winx. But in her dying state she clutched the forfex and lacinated the hardydardy rogue. With an Illachymable keak she did forfare. A young maid whom was mally of the rogue tore a liser from her dress to gar a bandage. Crack-hatler stood and smiled as the normal verlordious took over the people. In the corner of the room the grece grassiled as the hero and his wench snirtle, sneaking off to the abditory to act in a manner most ungraith! MUAHAHAHAA!! None is as crazy as I. Besides, I'm not as insane as I appear, those are all real, outdated words. Anyone guess what the hell it was about? Didn't think so...
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05-16-2003, 11:53 AM | #51 |
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Erm... no offense, but you are. So am I! I'm a pscho... dee, dah, dee, dee, dah! Heh heh heh... Ah... the beauty of insanity! I really do have some form of mental illness. And proud of it...
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05-16-2003, 11:56 AM | #52 |
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Right................crazy people are crazy these days....I am scared now..........
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As I look into the sky and sit and watch the stars I think of you. I wonder if you remember me the way I was or the way I am now. I know I will always keep a place for you in my heart. Even though the shadows fall and the darkness enters you will always be with me. I remember one thing about you. Your eyes. I used to look in them like pools of blue water. I could stare at them forever like the dark blue sky on a cloudy night. As I sit here still watching the stars I think of you, but the one thing I remember is your eyes. |
05-16-2003, 12:00 PM | #53 |
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Good. You should be. Especially when us Mooters are walking around legally... and not in insane assylems (sp?) or at least most of us
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05-16-2003, 12:05 PM | #54 |
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Like me! Wait....I am walking ilegally.......Hehe....So what did you do today?
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As I look into the sky and sit and watch the stars I think of you. I wonder if you remember me the way I was or the way I am now. I know I will always keep a place for you in my heart. Even though the shadows fall and the darkness enters you will always be with me. I remember one thing about you. Your eyes. I used to look in them like pools of blue water. I could stare at them forever like the dark blue sky on a cloudy night. As I sit here still watching the stars I think of you, but the one thing I remember is your eyes. |
05-16-2003, 09:32 PM | #55 | |
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Re: Insane, Weird, Crazy, or Idiotic People
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They are Caleb, Mark, Seth, and myself, Lexx.
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05-16-2003, 09:58 PM | #56 |
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The Details on Caleb: He doesn't like girls, he bleached his hair blond, and he hangs out with Mark, Seth, and myself.
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The Details on Mark: He thinks Caleb is normal, he likes Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches with Cheese, and he hangs out with Caleb, Seth, and myself.
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The Details on Seth: He thinks he's normal,(See my sig)he agrees with me, and he hangs out with Caleb, Mark, and myself.
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The Details on Myself: I like abnormal guys, I LIKE all 3 of the aforementioned guys, and I hang out with Caleb, Mark, and Seth.
*See my profile.
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05-16-2003, 10:32 PM | #60 |
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Erhem...why is it necessary to post so many times in a row?
Post count!
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