02-16-2005, 02:03 PM | #41 |
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Mr. Malfoy,
How do you know about my Pensieve? I never told you! Have you been snooping around my office? And where did you get the bat guano? Professor Snape (Wizard, you were supposed to figure out that DivintnGurrl was Parvati...) Dear Professor Snape, I just realized that I sorted you into the wrong house! You were supposed to be in Hufflepuff all along. Please forgive me for any mistakes that may have occurred as a result of you being sorted into Slytherin. I shall speak to the Headmaster and see if we can't get you a nice set of yellow robes and Hufflepuff decorations for your classroom. Have a nice day! The Sorting Hat |
02-24-2005, 04:50 PM | #42 | |
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02-25-2005, 07:33 AM | #43 |
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Dear Sorting Hat,
As you've just managed to point out, you often m a k e m i s t a k e s , so please excuse me if I ignore your fedora rumblings completely and tell you to go tie yourself into a bonnet you mangy headdress . Excruciatingly, Professor Snape PS...I've seen better hats on a circus clown... Dear Professor Snape, Is there any way of making up the exam I missed last Tuesday? Due to my hospitalization with 17 broken bones and temporary blindness from the womping willow and a poorly chosen shortcut I hope you will excuse my absence and grant a re-test. Sincerely, Nancy Butterbeerous
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03-06-2005, 05:09 PM | #44 |
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Miss Jorkins,
You must have lost the last ounce of your already minuscoulous brain if you ask me for a re-test. And for the dark lord's sake try to remember at least your name, or I might regret that my detention prevented you to go on a night stroll with Peter Pettigrew (for now). Professor Snape. ================================================== ========== Dear Professor Snape: We would greatly appreciate if you could lend us some of your bezoar; we have mended our ways; we are now decided to take the NEWTS in potions next year and we would appreciate your help in our preparations. Weasly Wizard Weezes |
04-01-2005, 08:24 AM | #45 |
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Ah, yes...the twins, ahem.
After careful thought and balanced consideration I am delighted to inform you that in the interest of the betterment of your standing and situation I have with whole heart decided to "NOT" give you one DROP of anything from my stores of goods or give you anything more than a dreadful glare concerning "my services" towards helping. Also, enjoyably, I have placed severe curses upon my entire regioin of the dungeon that will specifically, and hopefully, inflict much damage upon your persons if you visit. It is with sincere "Thanks" I thank you for this oppurtunity to hinder your progress in life...frankly, I live for these moments. Professor Snape Dear Professor Snape, If you checked beside your desk after class last Thursday you may have noticed a package...and if you opened it...you found a green sweater with an "S" knit on the front...this could stand for your "house" or "Snape", tehehe. your sweater maker, XXX PS: Maybe you could wear it at the next tournament?
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Bleh. I had a link here for an Mmail fic, but it degenerates into fangirlish ravings after a while.
I like your Ask Snape Column much better.
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04-28-2005, 05:56 AM | #47 |
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hi
dear prof snape i am wrighting to imform you that you are a big slezy git all my love mother
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08-13-2005, 12:24 AM | #48 |
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Mum,
I am writing to inform you that I still cannot understand your writing. MY childhood with you stunk and I hope you posion yourself. Severus Dearest Snape, I was wondering if I couldn't get an extension on that moonstone essay. There might be something good in it for you. *wink wink* Sincerly, Dean Thomas
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08-13-2005, 07:50 PM | #49 |
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Mr. Thomas,
If by "good" I am to understand that I will be able to perform ridiculously painful and damaging curses upon your person, than yes, by all means, you may have your, what was it, "extension". If that is not the case, than you had best study. Oh, and watch what you drink, ahem, *wink* *wink* -Proffesor Snape
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
08-15-2005, 08:18 PM | #50 |
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oh, i give the next one, i knew that, o' course i did!
well, Dear Professor Snape, Have they found any leads on me yet? You swore to keep silent! Do not betray me in my hour of need. -Karrkaroff (spelling?)
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
08-16-2005, 09:51 AM | #51 |
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Karrkaroff,
You are as smart as you are pretty, the Death Eaters will be on your doorstep at any moment. Your hour of need, bah! By the way, and just between friends, Nagini hasn't been feed latly and she prefers her food alive. Wishing you only the best, Severus Snape Severus, Have the supplies arrived yet? I grow impatient. Oh, yes, Karrkaroff sends you his worst wishes. Ah, how he screamed. I love it when they beg. But I digress. You may be interested to know that Mr. Malfoy is being given an assignment of a most peculier nature. More on that when we meet tonight. Bring the supplies. Yours Sincerly, The Dark Lord Ps. The new robes were lovely, thank you.
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08-16-2005, 08:33 PM | #52 |
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Um, Spoiler warning....
To the Mighty Lord of Darkness: Have Killed Dumbledore. Expect raise. Snape (Please, let's keep this going! It's so much fun!) Dear Severus, Heard you lost your job. Too bad. I just got a job with Grunnings, a company that makes drills. Hope you're proud of your old dad. My boss's name is Vernon Dursley, and he seems a bit odd, but works hard. Mind if I come visit at Spinner's End this weekend? Love, Tobias Snape |
08-16-2005, 10:40 PM | #53 |
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Wow! I can't believe this thing is still alive! Y'all had to defibrillate it a couple times, didn't you?
Embarrassing scum under my shoes, Did not lose my job, thank you very much. There were difficulties with my boss and I quit. Fled, in fact. Sure, come to Spinner's End. You can meet my new boss. He loves cute little muggles like you. You would have such fun. Your superior son, Severus Dear Snape, Bah, thanks for ruining all the theories about me being the Half Blood Prince. Geez. First you're the reason for my death and now this. What, do you have a crush on me or something? **Lily/Snape shippers squeal** From beyond the grave, Lily Potter
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08-22-2005, 09:02 PM | #54 |
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How dare you besmirch my name you filthy mudblood. To even insinuate that I would have a crush on a piece of half muggle filth like you makes my blood boil. Having now killed Dumbledore, my next task shall be to help the Dark Lord iradicate the last piece of self-centered vile trash in the hopes that it shall irradicate the name Potter from all the land. Worst Wishes Severus Snape Dear Snivelus, Once i find you, you dirty coward i want you to know that i will drag you back to Hogwarts and take you into the forest, tie you to a tree and let Grwap have his way with you. Then I'm sure there's a few people who would like to get a piece of you before we allow to leave us forever. Sincerely Harry Potter
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08-31-2005, 10:55 PM | #56 |
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Hi professor Snape.
Well, I just wonder if you seen a jumping wand down in your office? * Blush* Fred and George Weasly jinxed it, and they told me it was there. So have you seen it professor? and can I please get it back? With love from Fleur Delacour |
09-01-2005, 05:10 AM | #57 |
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why of course miss delacour,
if you don't mind I just take a few of your hairs on the way, who knows what potential they still have, even though they probably lost much of it seeing that you're NOT a PURE BLOOD WIZARD BUT SOME EVIL VILE YUCKYBUCKY CONVERGION OF THE SUPERIOR WIZARDING RACE WITH THAT OF YOUR MOTHER WHICH I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO MENTION BECAUSE IT'S SO TERRIBLY HORRENDOUS. haaa, now that's of my mind, sure, come and get it P.S., tell fred and George I will dock 50 points from each of them for jinxing that wand into trying to jump up my robes _____________________________________________ dear professor snape, if you haven't noticed yet, I hate you and I'm going to kill you... yours truly, The Chosen One |
09-01-2005, 03:58 PM | #58 |
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The Chosen one..
*raises an eyebrow* *sneers* It might be wise to try to be less gullible in the future, 50 points from Griffingdor!!!Just because I can!!. Sincerely, Professor S. Snape Last edited by Fleur Delacour : 09-01-2005 at 04:02 PM. |
09-01-2005, 05:03 PM | #59 |
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you've forgotten the next question dear Fleur :-)
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09-01-2005, 05:17 PM | #60 |
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Here it comes=)
Dear S! Have you ever had...wait a minute I have a gift for you(* Fleur gives Professor Snape his present who contains hair shampoo.*) I'ts the same type I juse in my hair sir.( *smiling nervous* )Why do you always wear black clocks? It would be fun to see you in a different colour for a change, im begining to get a little bit tired of that black one you juse all the time. Well I quess I have to go now, Hermione Granger are waiting for me, you know SPEW stuff.. With love from Fleur Delacour Last edited by Fleur Delacour : 09-02-2005 at 07:06 PM. |
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