03-14-2002, 09:18 PM | #41 |
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"Tom stooped, removed his pants, and came into the dark chamber."
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03-14-2002, 10:12 PM | #42 |
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irobbedfortknox, that was wrong, very wrong! (but funny )
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03-14-2002, 11:16 PM | #43 |
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Aragorn: Gimli, Boromir, Legolas. Get the others..
Boromir: For trousers' sake, let them pants! Aragorn: Come nightfall this place will be teeming with underpants. Gimli, Legolas... Galadriel Intro: <calvin klein, st michael, jockey, levi's...> The wardrobe is changing. I feel it in the trousers, I feel it in the pants. Bilbo: Frodo. My old underpants. I should want to have a look at it one more time.<turns into maniac for a few seconds> I'm so sorry for that Frodo. I'm sorry for every pant.
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03-14-2002, 11:51 PM | #44 |
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Gandalf: Stand, Men of the West! Stand and wait! This is the hour of Pants!
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03-15-2002, 07:58 AM | #45 |
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Whoever invented this game, i love you! It's really verrry funny!
ARAGORN : Behold, Eorl the pants! GOLLUM: Stew the pants! Aragorn sped on up the pants. As the old ent aproachd the trees liffted up thier pants. GANDALF: Your desire to make an incurable dent in y pants must be excused. LEGOLAS: 'But the pants!' Legolas broke in ,' We have come to seek them!' GOLLUM: The pants is their masdter!!
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03-15-2002, 03:01 PM | #46 |
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Arwen: What's this? A ranger caught without his pants?
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03-15-2002, 03:38 PM | #47 |
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LOL, eowyn144!
"Even Gollum may have something yet to pants. . ."
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03-15-2002, 04:01 PM | #48 |
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~A Elbereth Gilthonial
Silivren pants miriel o pants aglar elenath Na-chaered pants-diriel o galadhremmin pants Pants, le linnathon nef aear, si pants aearon!
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03-15-2002, 04:16 PM | #49 |
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tee hee!
LOL eowyn! wot about (soz if its been done already) Galadriel~will u look into my pants? Frodo ~what will i see, hey wait! OPPERTUNITY, im coming!
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03-15-2002, 04:24 PM | #50 |
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there's more where that came from!
~Even the smallest pair of pants can change the course of the future. ~The pants of Numeanor are all but spent. Men are scattered, divided, knickerless. ~It is not the strength of the body that matters, but the strength of the pants.
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03-15-2002, 04:29 PM | #51 |
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LOL!!
This game is so fun, you people crack me up. FRODO: I do not wish for any pants GANDALF: Tonight at least you should wear some.
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03-15-2002, 10:43 PM | #52 |
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“I liked pants better,” I said. -- Gandalf
“How came the folk of Thranduil to fail in their trust?” “Not through lack of pants,” said Legolas; “but perhaps through over-kindliness.” “Are these magic pants?” asked Pippin, looking at them with wonder. “He’d follow Mr. Frodo into a dragon’s pants, if I led him,” protested Sam. “I am content. And I don’t miss Gandalf’s fireworks, but his bushy eyebrows, and his quick temper, and his pants.” -- Frodo You know, this game is lotsa fun.
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03-15-2002, 11:48 PM | #53 |
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The Forbidden Pool
Faramir: "What then does the creature seek?" Frodo: "Pants."
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03-15-2002, 11:55 PM | #54 |
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'Gimli!' said Aragorn drowsily. 'Remember, it is perilous to cut bough or twig from living pants in Fangorn. But do not stray far in seach of pants. Let the pants die rather!
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Quote:
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03-16-2002, 03:13 AM | #56 |
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From Enya's song. . .
mornie utulie believe and you will find your pants mornie alantie the pants live within you now
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03-16-2002, 11:40 PM | #57 |
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Arwen: "If you want his pants, come and claim them!"
Aragorn: "I swore to pants you." Frodo: "Can you protect me from your pants?" Sam: "Are you crazy? Those pants are still out there!" Gandalf: "I am not trying to rob you. I am trying to pants you!"
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03-17-2002, 03:37 AM | #58 |
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Sam: Well, I'm pants.
Aragorn: Fear not! Long have I desired to look upon the likenesses of Pants, my sires of old. Balin's book: the pool is up to the wall at Westgate. The Pants in the Water took Oin. We can not get out...drums, drums in the deep....the Pants are coming.
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03-17-2002, 11:47 PM | #59 |
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Gandalf: "For even the very wise cannot see all pants." Too true G, too true.
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03-18-2002, 12:15 AM | #60 |
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Long live the Pants! Praise them with great praise!
...Frodo and Sam went forward and saw that amidst the clamorous host were set three high-seats built of green pants. "But, Aragorn," she said at last, "is it then your errand to seek pants? For that is all you will find on that road."
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