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jerseydevil · 04-29-2003, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
No, you dork... it is not me!!! I'm 122 lbs and 5 ft 5in.!! For pete's sake... she must be 500 lb.

I knew it wasn't you - but I thought it was too funny not to bring it up.

jerseydevil · 04-29-2003, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
I'm making a list of things that I'm going to do to you Little J... and none of them are pretty.

You have something worse than the title change? I've got to see this.

Ruinel · 04-29-2003, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by jerseydevil
I knew it wasn't you - but I thought it was too funny not to bring it up.

Yes, well... sorry. Must reassess... *thinks* not going to kill JD, right then... who do I kill? ... Jona-thong... yes... that's it!

Ruinel · 04-29-2003, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by jerseydevil
You have something worse than the title change? I've got to see this.

ACK!!!! *frustration* I wish I was EVIL!!! I can't think of anything!!!! crap, crap, crap, crap!!!!

Elenka · 04-29-2003, 07:27 PM

If you need help being evil, come talk to me!! I LIKE being evil!!

Gwaimir Windgem · 04-29-2003, 07:29 PM

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Nay, Elf Girl... I have not forgotten whence I came, nor the Light of The Trees. But the power of The Thong is great and brings forth great desire within me which I can not suppress, though I wish it so with all my will. And though I know The Thong to be wrought of the Evil of Melkor I have not the strength to stand alone against Its pull upon my mind and body, for the desire to be with The Thong is great and burns deep within my body like a fire which cannot be contained.

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No, you dork... it is not me!!! I'm 122 lbs and 5 ft 5in.!! For pete's sake... she must be 500 lb.

Those posts right next to each other strike me as very funny.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 04-29-2003, 07:34 PM

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No, you dork... it is not me!!! I'm 122 lbs and 5 ft 5in.!! For pete's sake... she must be 500 lb.

That's kind of short for an Elf.

jerseydevil · 04-29-2003, 07:38 PM

Okay - we all have to think of a way to get back at jonathan. i did one thing already. PM me your ideas - and we'll work on it. (of course my PM box might me full so IM or e-mail) It'll have to be when he least expects it - it's the only time it's really funny.

Like he thought he was really going to be able to pick his OWN title.

In all actuallity he was kind to me.. He was worse on Congressman and Ruinel

Ruinel · 04-29-2003, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by jerseydevil
Okay - we all have to think of a way to get back at jonathan. i did one thing already. PM me your ideas - and we'll work on it. (of course my PM box might me full so IM or e-mail) It'll have to be when he least expects it - it's the only time it's really funny. Like he thought he was really going to be able to pick his OWN title.

In all actuallity he was kind to me.. He was worse on Congressman and Ruinel

AAAAAHHH!!! I don't have AIM, only ICQ! *falls into a heap on the floor and begins to weep* I want to be EVIL... I want to get him, bad....

SGH: We got a bit shorter over the ages.

Ruinel · 04-29-2003, 08:38 PM

Jona-thong is safe from Wayfarer for a while, I haven't seen him around. Besides, he hasn't been his beastly self lately. I think Jona-thong needs to watch out for me. ]:-/

Bunnie_Queen_1146 · 04-29-2003, 09:32 PM

glad i am not on there well you cant dont have pic on here!

jerseydevil · 04-29-2003, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by Jonathan
A few words to the runaways who are on the list: Please don't kill me!!! See this as a funny thing, as a late April Fool's Day joke!

Just as long as you see everything WE have planned for you as a joke.

The plans are in the works.

Ruinel · 04-29-2003, 10:27 PM

MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!! Are you afraid, Jona-thong? Are you? Well... you should be. 'We' have plans for you. MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sminty_Smeagol · 04-29-2003, 10:36 PM

I SAY WE HIRE A HIT-MONKEY TO POKE HIM TO DEATH WITH TOOTHPICKS!!! Of course, after the Clownwraiths duct tape him to a chair....

Ruinel · 04-29-2003, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Sminty_Smeagol
I SAY WE HIRE A HIT-MONKEY TO POKE HIM TO DEATH WITH TOOTHPICKS!!! Of course, after the Clownwraiths duct tape him to a chair....

Deserves death!? I daresay he does! He who transgresses against us doth live yet deserves death, and I am eager to deal out judgement. And would he stand before me at this very moment I would be hot to draw my sword and run him through. Nay, a hasty death he deserves not. For he should, and shall, suffer the pain of torchure before we are through with him.

jerseydevil · 04-29-2003, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by Sminty_Smeagol
I SAY WE HIRE A HIT-MONKEY TO POKE HIM TO DEATH WITH TOOTHPICKS!!! Of course, after the Clownwraiths duct tape him to a chair....

I'm meeting with my co-conspirators as we speak.

Sminty_Smeagol · 04-29-2003, 10:55 PM

And yet, dost though not thinketh that death via monkey is slow and terrible enough for such an enemy? Hear me! The transgressor shalt suffer a slow and painful death, duct taped to his doom and repeatedly driven with small, thin wooden spikes, dripping in his own blood! And then, after a month of this repetetive torture, he shall die from starvation!

Or we could just shoot him.

SELAH!

wait, that's different....

Insidious Rex · 04-29-2003, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Sminty_Smeagol
I SAY WE HIRE A HIT-MONKEY TO POKE HIM TO DEATH WITH TOOTHPICKS!!! Of course, after the Clownwraiths duct tape him to a chair....

are you suggesting death by monkey sminty? *cheesy organ in backround*

Ruinel · 04-29-2003, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by Sminty_Smeagol
And yet, dost though not thinketh that death via monkey is slow and terrible enough for such an enemy? Hear me! The transgressor shalt suffer a slow and painful death, duct taped to his doom and repeatedly driven with small, thin wooden spikes, dripping in his own blood! And then, after a month of this repetetive torture, he shall die from starvation!

Aye, starvation and the slow suffering of painful death by toothpick stabbing. And even so the humiliation of the death at the hands of a monkey *the throngs wince*. You may be onto something there, fair and wise Sminty. Such is far tempting, far tempting. And yet, not yet humiliating and painful enough for to pay for his malace. *thinking* Could we get the monkey to throw shite at him whilst also stabbing him with toothpicks? ...And what of the Clownwraiths? What wouldst they do whilst the monkey tossed shite at him and stabbeth him with tooth picks? Wouldst it be as humiliating and painful as the monkey stabbing him and throwing shite at him?
*wondering why I'm now talking like the actors in Monty Python and The Holy Grail*

Insidious Rex · 04-29-2003, 11:24 PM

Thwow him to the gwond!

uh what sir?

thwow him to the gwond! and stwike him wuffly!

04-29-2003, 07:27 PM	#45
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04-29-2003, 07:38 PM	#48
jerseydevil I am Freddie/UNDERCOVER/ Founder of The Great Continent of Entmoot Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Plainsboro, NJ Posts: 9,431	Okay - we all have to think of a way to get back at jonathan. i did one thing already. PM me your ideas - and we'll work on it. (of course my PM box might me full so IM or e-mail) It'll have to be when he least expects it - it's the only time it's really funny. Like he thought he was really going to be able to pick his OWN title. In all actuallity he was kind to me.. He was worse on Congressman and Ruinel __________________ Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! "The only thing better than a great plan is implementing a great plan" - JerseyDevil "If everyone agreed with me all the time, everything would be just fine"- JerseyDevil AboutNewJersey.com New Jersey MessageBoard Another Tolkien Forum Memorial to the Twin Towers New Jersey Map Fellowship of the Messageboard Legend of the Jersey Devil Support New Jersey's Liberty Tower Peacefire.org AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

04-29-2003, 09:32 PM	#51
Bunnie_Queen_1146 90% angel Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Unknown>:) Posts: 243	glad i am not on there well you cant dont have pic on here! __________________ Call me BQ orTiny. Since I can't change my user name.lol Don't you remember/ The fizz in a pepper/Peanuts in a bottle/At ten, two and four/A fried bologna sandwich/With mayo and tomato/Sittin' round the table/Don't happen much anymore /Back when a hoe was a hoe/Coke was a coke/And crack's what you were doing/When you were cracking jokes/Back when a screw was a screw/The wind was all that blew/And when you said I'm down with that Well it meant you had the flu/I miss back when

04-29-2003, 10:36 PM	#54
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	I SAY WE HIRE A HIT-MONKEY TO POKE HIM TO DEATH WITH TOOTHPICKS!!! Of course, after the Clownwraiths duct tape him to a chair.... __________________ I love the fishes.

04-29-2003, 10:55 PM	#57
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	And yet, dost though not thinketh that death via monkey is slow and terrible enough for such an enemy? Hear me! The transgressor shalt suffer a slow and painful death, duct taped to his doom and repeatedly driven with small, thin wooden spikes, dripping in his own blood! And then, after a month of this repetetive torture, he shall die from starvation! Or we could just shoot him. SELAH! wait, that's different.... __________________ I love the fishes.

04-29-2003, 08:38 PM	#50
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Jona-thong is safe from Wayfarer for a while, I haven't seen him around. Besides, he hasn't been his beastly self lately. I think Jona-thong needs to watch out for me. ]:-/

04-29-2003, 10:27 PM	#53
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!! Are you afraid, Jona-thong? Are you? Well... you should be. 'We' have plans for you. MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

04-29-2003, 11:24 PM	#60
Insidious Rex Quasi Evil Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryland, US Posts: 4,634	Thwow him to the gwond! uh what sir? thwow him to the gwond! and stwike him wuffly! __________________ "People's political beliefs don't stem from the factual information they've acquired. Far more the facts people choose to believe are the product of their political beliefs." "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

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