02-14-2002, 06:49 PM | #41 |
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What they thought
Frodo at Weathertop, crawling backwards away from Riders
"Hey - wait a minute, I left the Gas on at Bag End, I'll just go back and check..." Black riders at the Ford "Give us the Halfling, She-Elf" Thinks - shouldn't that be, give us the She-elf, Halfling Arwen - draws sword with a flamboyant sweep "If you want him, come and claim him" Thinks - hey look at that - I didn't cut the horse's ear off that time |
02-14-2002, 10:03 PM | #42 |
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Gandalf on Orthanc with the moth
moth thinking: Ew! You could use some mints there. Now I know why Saruman threw you up here Merry and Pippin while Gandalf pinches their ears Thinking: Cheeeese! Gandalf Thinking: Aww! they didn't catch the horns in the picture. Bill the Pony before the fellowship enters Moria Thinking: See you at the other end. I guess this is a PG29 mine. What does Moria do for a living anyway? The fellowship as they hide from the blackbird spies of Saruman Everyone thinking: Not another guanno attack!
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02-14-2002, 11:12 PM | #43 |
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Sam, I like your Arwen ones!!!
Balrog chasing after Gandalf. Thinking: Are you my mother . . . ? Sauron anytime: It's not my fault I'm evil . . . I was locked in dark closets as a child. Saruman: They will find the One Ring . . . and kill the one who bears it! Gandalf: Frodo! Thinking: The pipeweed! Aragorn: This is beyond my skill to heal. He needs Elvish medicine. Thinking: Why didn't I pay attention in Ranger health class?
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02-14-2002, 11:34 PM | #44 | |
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Gollum at Moria thinking: Gollum Phone Home
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02-15-2002, 04:14 PM | #45 |
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boromir when he falls over after trying to take the ring from poor little frodo: i could really do with a hairbrush!
(well if he wasn`t thinking it, i certainly was) these are all really great u guys. i try but i`m not very funny
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02-16-2002, 02:49 AM | #46 |
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U' know...because of this thread people have got me lookin' at other movies and thinking about what they are really thinkin'...it's strange...!!!
(Legolas & Aragorn, while they are shooting their arrows through the doors in the mines) Legolas: *thinking* Beat that Mr.!! Aragorn: *thinking* hehe mine went further than yours!! Legolas: *thinking* why I should...
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02-16-2002, 08:36 AM | #47 |
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Frodo being skewered by CG Cave Troll in Moria:
"How the f*** am i supposed to be scared of a dancing tennis ball?" Legolas' first appearance at the Council: "I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. Jackson!" *Flashes teeth and dreams of fame* Pippin Took: "My ears itch. My wig itches. My feet itch AND smell disgusting! How the hell am I supposed to get laid here in NZ?" Gandalf atop Orthanc: "I wonder how my stocks are doing today..."
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02-16-2002, 11:11 AM | #48 |
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Bill before he left the fellowship:*thinking*Poor guys. I guess they decided that 8 fellowship members and a stowaway tourist are better than 9. Now to get back at that ol' mule Faxie. He still owe's me some oats.
Orcs/Goblins in Moria about to surround the Fellowship:*thinking*We're in luck! The Avon Fellowship has finally arrived! Balrog:*thinking* Gooodie!I'll finally get that bleeching agent! I wonder what they think about my new wi...er...shado..er...whatever.... Galadriel: Gandalf is no longer. *thinking* Where's poor ole Bill?? Frodo:*thinking* She really misses Bill?!?! Galadriel:*thinking* oops...sorry Frodo of the Shire who has seen the eye...wrong channel... Cameraman:*thinking* I guess they'll cut this one out too....
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02-16-2002, 11:13 AM | #49 |
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Haha, these are great...reminds me one time, I was on a long trip in a bus with TV's...but the sound didn't work. I was really bored, so I started narrating it and doing the characters voices.
Frodo: Get off the road! *man, I need to get a new contact prescription*
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02-16-2002, 11:23 AM | #50 | |
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Frodo: Get off the road!*thinking*I need to go peepee
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02-16-2002, 12:16 PM | #51 |
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These are hilarious!
Gandalf to Balrog: I am the weilder of the secret fire *thinking* I wish I was the weilder of the secret fireextinguisher ! Frodo to Sam: I doubt we'll ever see them again *thinking* good ridence to bad rubish Sam to Frodo: Yet we may Mr Frodo, we may *thinking* fat chance! Play Girl xxx
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02-16-2002, 12:37 PM | #52 |
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Gandalf when he meets Frodo:"A wizard arrives precisely when he means to!"<laughter>
*thinking*cooochicoochicoochicoo Frodo:"Haha! Gandalf!" *thinking* Dada!googoogaga!hahahahaha! Gatekeeper at Bree: "I see we have some Hobbits here."*thinking*my gosh Elijah, Sean, what have they done to you?! In Moria when pail and armor falls in well... Pippin*troubled facial expression* thinking: Don't spank me Dada! Boromir thinking: He's gonna be sent to his room Aragorn thinking: Another scene stealer. Why don't they focus more on me? Gandalf: "Fool of a Took! throw yourself in next time!" thinking: Awww was I too harsh to the cute liiiittle hobbit? coochicoochicoochicooooo Boromir:"They've got a cave troll" thinking: Not to mention a DJ and some smooth rockin club mixes. This place is happenin'! Lurtz running forward:*thinking* Eat your heart out David Hasselhoff! (I'll be ready...) After Boromir dies... Aragorn: "We shall not abandon Merry and Pippin, take only what is needed, we travel light, Let's hunt some orc!" *thinking*I hope this movie ends here, I'm pooped with all this walking.
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02-16-2002, 02:12 PM | #53 |
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Gandalf facing the Balrog: "I am the weilder of the secret fire! You cannot bounce!" *thinking* I'm fighting a tennis ball???
(Ian actually did that during filming Too cute.) Frodo coming home at night to find the door open: *thinking* OH ERU, NO! FrodoFriend and Rogue Elf are BACK!!!! Frodo staring at ring: *thinking* Whoa. . . lil' too much hobbit-weed there. . . that thing's starting to talk to me. . . Gandalf: "Do not tempt me, Frodo." *thinking* He makes hairy feet look sexy. . . Legolas in Moria: "ORCS!" *thinking* DAMMIT, I WANT MY HAIR-GEL BACK!!! Gollum in Moria: *thinking* Yess, precious hair-gel, gollum! We owns it now, preciouss, gollum! Yess, hair-gel now Smeagol's, gollum, gollum! Frodo: "Oh, Sam. . ." *thinking* Wait! Sam has been following me everywhere I go, refuses to leave me by myself, and has just near-drowned himself because he doesn't want me leaving him behind. . . [silent] OH MY ERU!!!! He's a fan-girl in DISGUISE!!! Frodo: "I'm glad you're here with me, Sam." *thinking* Trip, trip, trip, you evil fan! Trip over that cliff and never get up! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Frodo walking with Sam to Mordor: *thinking* TRIP ALREADY, DAMMIT!!! Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 02-16-2002 at 02:22 PM. |
02-16-2002, 02:50 PM | #54 |
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A fangirl in disguise. That's good.
Elrond in sammath naur: *If you would just step out, isildur, I really need to use the toilet.* Galadriel to frodo; One who has seen the EYE *Oooh! I can make scary faces!* Galadriel carrying her silver pitcher to the mirror: *Yeah... that's it. I'll just keep acting seductive, and maybe I can get with elijah when this filming is over. Mmmmm, oh yeah!" Frodo:*WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO WITH THAT?* Lurtz during saruman's speech on orcs: "Grrr..." * I am so FREAKING bored. I wonder if the mall will be open later..." The Witch King: "Surrender the Halfling..." *oooh! Look at my neat sword! Isn't it cool!" Arwen: *What would Xena do? Quick, think, I need a snappy line! Pose! Pose!* "If you want him, come and claim him!" *was that too much? Did I look fierce and yet sexy? Oh, yeah, draw the sword.* While chanting: *Heh, if I just keep speaking nonsense like this, everybody will assume i'm casting a spell to call down the river. Too bad for you, daddy!* While Arwen and Aragorn are speaking Aragorn: *I wonder if there are any good moss patches near by?* Arwen: *Oh yeah, I have viggo eating out of my hand! Gonna have some fun tonight!* Frodo waking up in rivendell: *Where's that hot elf chick? boy, am I hung-over!* Frodo and Sam at the end of the movie: Frodo: "I don't suppose we'll ever see them again..." *Great! I'm stuck with this guy who keeps giving me questionable looks!*Sam: "we may yet, mr frodo. We may yet." *But until then, I have you all to myself!"
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02-16-2002, 07:01 PM | #55 |
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LOL Rogue Elf. Reminds me of another long thread you're in.
anyway, back to this thread... Gandalf to Frodo: "Is it secret? Is it safe? Thinking: Oh, yeah. I forgot I already came out. Frodo: "It must not stay in the Shire!" Thinking: It's ok Gandalf. The truth will set you free. In Rivendell... Elrond: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring" Thinking: now shoo! go on! Now I have the good looking elves all to myself In Moria... Balrog thinking: hey guys, I'm running out of lighter fluid here
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02-16-2002, 09:03 PM | #56 |
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You would not believe how many times I have fallen off my chair reading these!!!
(Frodo running away from the ringwraiths and jumping onto the raft..) *yippee...took me ten times but I finally didn't lose a foot while jumping...ooh sorry Sam...did I hurt you again*
Sam: *could we try that again without him landing on me this time!!! Hobbits aren't as light as you think* Sam running to Frodo in the end: ''Mr Frodo'' *I have pipe-weed...I'll let you have some if you let me come!!* Frodo: "No Sam" *PIPE WEED!! Gimme, gimme, gimme* Sam: *Haha...back off buddy!!!* Frodo: I dont suppose we will ever see them again" *Damn..I left my pipe in Pippins bag* Sam: "We may, Mr Frodo, we may" *Damn...I left the pipeweed in Merry's bag...*
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02-16-2002, 09:15 PM | #57 |
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LOL, guys, you're a buncha loonies.....
Frodo groaning while being stabbed by Cave Troll. Thinking: Urgh . . . I really shouldn't have eaten that burrito . . . Gimli: Malt beer . . . rrrrrrrred meat off the bone! Legolas thinking: Damn primitive Dwarves haven't discovered fire yet . . . Hobbit children following Gandalf's cart: Gandalf! Fireworks! Gandalf! Fireworks . . . Fireworks explode out of Gandalf's cart. Hobbit children: Yaaaaaaaaaayyyy! Gandalf thinking: Fiddlesticks! Missed!
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02-17-2002, 01:30 AM | #59 |
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Elves in Lorien when they catch the Fellowship: A dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot you in the dark. *thinking* Dude, we smelled you a mile away. Take a shower, will you? Hey Legolas (blinks seductively) Good to see you again.
BTW: did you see the look Legolas had on his face when the Elves ambushed them... he could hardly keep from laughing.... too bad they took out the part where the Elves toss the rope across the river and hop across. Gandalf: What did you hear? Sam: Nothin' important. *thinking* what do I get if I tell you? Sam: there ain't no eaves at Bag End, and that's the truth *thinking* dude, have you ever heard of altoids? I mean, they are british...
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Oh la la
Sam: "please..don't turn me into anything...unnatural."
*thinking* mind you...if you want to turn me into a bird that's great!!! Ive been thinking of leaving the Shire for a while now!!! This next bits are when everyone is crying after Gandalf fell!!! Sam *thinking* ooh...I lost my pans...SOB!!! Pippin: *thinking* Gandalfs gone Merry...AND HE HAD MY PIPE!!! Merry: *thinking* Should I tell him that I have it??? Nahhh!!! Boromir: *thinking* I cant believe I missed Blues Clues again!!! Legolas: *thinking* Again I say...dumbass!!! Aragorn: *thinking* You are all a bunch of sooks!! (sniff) I think I have something in my eye!!
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