If you had the one ring - Page 3

Elf Girl · 02-24-2002, 07:32 PM

If they dont like Tolkein, that's when we lock them up until they're on the brink of death by boredom and then let them read it. I was also thinking that we should make them wait two days between books with them dying to know what happensThat'll make them respect great writing!!! Myahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

I know what it's like to be crazy. I have Tolkein-inflicted insanity.

I guess I'm probably not too sweet. I would corrupt through hatred of all non-Tolkien lovers.

Tanoliel · 02-24-2002, 07:36 PM

"Gone crazy. Be back in a minute."
"I don't suffer from Insanity...I enjoy every minute of it!"
Those are both bumperstickers I saw...

See...if we lock them up...well...I like the idea, but there are some people who just DON'T CARE. And it makes me really annoyed...yargh. Oh well. I suppose we could get Saruman to help beat some sense into them...well...MAKE him help, that is...poor dear Sharky...

I have another one:
"Gone to Middle Earth. Don't expect my return." (That would be me...

)
tano

Elf Girl · 02-24-2002, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by Tanoliel

"I don't suffer from Insanity...I enjoy every minute of it!"
Those are both bumperstickers I saw...

That is really weird. I have a friend who has a fridge magnet that says the same thing.

Some people don't care about LoTR, and I geuss if i really didn't care about a book I still wouldn't care even if I were (literely) dying of boredom...

But still, it would fix some people, and the ones who it didn't fix aren't worth worrying about.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! we killses them, yessssssss my precious, and we makeses them brings us fishessss ye-Nooooooooooooooo!! I will Not corrupt!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Sorry...insanity attack...

Arathorn · 02-24-2002, 08:52 PM

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If I had the One Ring I would sink it in a tank full of cheap plastic aquarium plants . . .

ROLF! BTW, Take care of you're little Fissshies too (Laurelyn and Telperion is it?)

Laurelyn · 02-25-2002, 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by Arathorn

ROLF! BTW, Take care of you're little Fissshies too (Laurelyn and Telperion is it?)

It was Laurelin and Telperion, yep . . . Notice I said was.

They were really my little brother's fish, I just named 'em. However, my brother is two and a half years old. He tried to show the fish around the house . . . he couldn't understand why they had to stay in their bowl. Poor Fish! So now we need new fish, and new Tolkien fish names. . . *sobs*

Maybe I shouldn't pick names of characters/things that meet their (tragic) end in the books . . .

*brightens up* But now I have one of those One Ring replicas . . . Birthdays are good for things sometimes. I'm thinking of actually sinking it in our old fish tank . . . but I will risk no hurt to this thing, of all the works of Sauron the only fair. It is precious to me, although I buy it with great pain . . .

Aragorns Dimple · 02-25-2002, 07:53 AM

Hmmmm, a curly question indeed, what to do with a Ring of Power? 1. Ban all Harry Potter stuff. 2. Mock all Star Wars Stuff.
3. Taunt Buffy fans 4. Sleep with Liv Tyler 5. Invade Peter Jackson's dreams every night until he makes a REALLY CRACKING GOOD version of Return of the King 6. Ensure that all Balrogs have wings, whether they want them or not 7. Slap Pippin for being a Very Naughty Boy 8. Elevate all Monty Python members to DemiGod status 9. Eat crumpets daily 10. Nuke Hollywood.

Arathorn · 02-25-2002, 02:44 PM

So sorry to hear that. Poor fishhhh.

BTW, how many One Rings do you intend to get?

P.S.
I just thought of another thing to do if I had the real One Ring:
But I won't tell coz it's mine I tell you, it too is precious to me and you will steal it! A-ha I thought of another one, and another one! 3 things to do with the One Ring which I shall keep secret and safe!

Earenya · 02-26-2002, 01:04 AM

I agree w/ Arathorn- I would be hard pressed to give away my secret desires... but ultimately, knowing how I would end up, I would never want the opportunity or the offer of the One Ring.

Laurelyn · 02-26-2002, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Arathorn
BTW, how many One Rings do you intend to get?

Just one. No more . . . then it would be pretty weird. "I have two One Rings . . ." Nah. I don't think so, not me.
Oh, and as for you all who say you wouldn't want the Ring ; look what it did to Boromir. It made him want it . . . my precioussss . . .

Arathorn · 02-26-2002, 02:18 PM

Hey, congrats on your 500th post Laurelyn.

Laurelyn · 02-26-2002, 09:38 PM

Thanks, Arathorn.

TinuvielChild · 02-27-2002, 09:04 PM

i like the idea of imprisoning all non-tolkien fans...but none of you can have the ring because it's minnnne....my owwwn.......my preciousssssssss...buahahahahahhahahahaha! sorry, momentary revert to smeagol mode..

hey, why are they only making a One Ring? why not Narya, Nenya, and Vilya also?

Tanoliel · 02-27-2002, 09:20 PM

I think cause they're catering to a larger audience than just us EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO's, if you catch my meaning (if not...um...well, it basically means the-tolkien-obsessed.

)
See...if I go up to some person and ask if they know what LOTR is and they know about the one ring and all...and they say yes...and then I ask them about nenya, narya and vilya...many people would give me a blank look and go "whaaat?"
*sigh* Merchandising...
-tano

TinuvielChild · 02-27-2002, 11:52 PM

ah yes...*sigh* what is wrong with these people who are not tolkien-obsessed? i mean, it's not normal!

Arathorn · 02-28-2002, 12:09 AM

It is a veil that still holds sway among these un-enlightened ones. Morgoth, it seems, has not but a few allies in his service in the world. We must sally forth against the ignorance!

9-Fingers Lives!

<cough, cough, ahem>

Don't worry, the ring is quite safe, young masters, nice mooterses. No sneakin' going on around here, yesss? yesss?
No, no, we won't say where it is but quite safe, quite safe, yessss...

Tanoliel · 02-28-2002, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by Arathorn
No, no, we won't say where it is but quite safe, quite safe, yessss...

Yesss...quite safe. In the safe-deposit box, actually.

-tanoliel

Earenya · 02-28-2002, 04:05 PM

Well, I cant say for the One Ring... I still hold to the idea that I never even want to be offered it, for I doubt I would be able to turn it down...... however, I happen to know Narya is quite safe.... yes, quite safe indeed.

Elf Girl · 02-28-2002, 05:25 PM

None of you can do what you want with it cause it's mine, my precioussss, yesss *reaches to pull thin gold chain from her neck* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Can anyone give me directions to the Cracks of Doom? I need to get this thing off my mind.

Laurelyn · 02-28-2002, 05:35 PM

Ah, how I wish they'd throw money-making aside and make Narya, nenya, and Vilya! *sighs* *to Ring* My preciousss . . . salessmen are ssso stranges, yesss . . .

Kwijibo · 03-08-2002, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by TinuvielChild
why not Narya, Nenya, and Vilya also?

They are! I found them ... somewhere. Try lordotrings.com Merchandise Shop.
But if its not there, don't come yelling at me coz I don't have a perfect memory.

If I had the Ring, I would:

~ Eat fisshes every day, three timess a day, fressh from the ssea! Yessss ...

~ Keep it! It'ss mine ... my own ... my precioussss!

~ Try to convince myself to destroy it and fail miserably

02-24-2002, 07:32 PM	#41
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	If they dont like Tolkein, that's when we lock them up until they're on the brink of death by boredom and then let them read it. I was also thinking that we should make them wait two days between books with them dying to know what happensThat'll make them respect great writing!!! Myahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! I know what it's like to be crazy. I have Tolkein-inflicted insanity. I guess I'm probably not too sweet. I would corrupt through hatred of all non-Tolkien lovers. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

02-24-2002, 07:36 PM	#42
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	"Gone crazy. Be back in a minute." "I don't suffer from Insanity...I enjoy every minute of it!" Those are both bumperstickers I saw... See...if we lock them up...well...I like the idea, but there are some people who just DON'T CARE. And it makes me really annoyed...yargh. Oh well. I suppose we could get Saruman to help beat some sense into them...well...MAKE him help, that is...poor dear Sharky... I have another one: "Gone to Middle Earth. Don't expect my return." (That would be me...) tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

02-25-2002, 07:53 AM	#46
Aragorns Dimple Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: On Viggo's Chin Posts: 77	Hmmmm, a curly question indeed, what to do with a Ring of Power? 1. Ban all Harry Potter stuff. 2. Mock all Star Wars Stuff. 3. Taunt Buffy fans 4. Sleep with Liv Tyler 5. Invade Peter Jackson's dreams every night until he makes a REALLY CRACKING GOOD version of Return of the King 6. Ensure that all Balrogs have wings, whether they want them or not 7. Slap Pippin for being a Very Naughty Boy 8. Elevate all Monty Python members to DemiGod status 9. Eat crumpets daily 10. Nuke Hollywood. __________________ "Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum

02-25-2002, 02:44 PM	#47
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	laurelyn, So sorry to hear that. Poor fishhhh. BTW, how many One Rings do you intend to get? P.S. I just thought of another thing to do if I had the real One Ring: But I won't tell coz it's mine I tell you, it too is precious to me and you will steal it! A-ha I thought of another one, and another one! 3 things to do with the One Ring which I shall keep secret and safe! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-25-2002 at 02:46 PM.

02-26-2002, 01:04 AM	#48
Earenya Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Pinnath Gelin, formerly in Angaron... Posts: 228	I agree w/ Arathorn- I would be hard pressed to give away my secret desires... but ultimately, knowing how I would end up, I would never want the opportunity or the offer of the One Ring. __________________ O mor henion i dhu Ely siriar, el sila Ai! Aniron.... Tiro! El eria e mor I 'lir en el luitha 'uren Ai! Aniron... FRODO LIVES!

02-26-2002, 02:18 PM	#50
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Hey, congrats on your 500th post Laurelyn. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-26-2002, 09:38 PM	#51
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Thanks, Arathorn. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

02-27-2002, 09:04 PM	#52
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	i like the idea of imprisoning all non-tolkien fans...but none of you can have the ring because it's minnnne....my owwwn.......my preciousssssssss...buahahahahahhahahahaha! sorry, momentary revert to smeagol mode.. hey, why are they only making a One Ring? why not Narya, Nenya, and Vilya also? __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

02-27-2002, 09:20 PM	#53
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	I think cause they're catering to a larger audience than just us EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO's, if you catch my meaning (if not...um...well, it basically means the-tolkien-obsessed. ) See...if I go up to some person and ask if they know what LOTR is and they know about the one ring and all...and they say yes...and then I ask them about nenya, narya and vilya...many people would give me a blank look and go "whaaat?" sigh Merchandising... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

02-27-2002, 11:52 PM	#54
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	ah yes...sigh what is wrong with these people who are not tolkien-obsessed? i mean, it's not normal! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

02-28-2002, 12:09 AM	#55
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	It is a veil that still holds sway among these un-enlightened ones. Morgoth, it seems, has not but a few allies in his service in the world. We must sally forth against the ignorance! 9-Fingers Lives! <cough, cough, ahem> Don't worry, the ring is quite safe, young masters, nice mooterses. No sneakin' going on around here, yesss? yesss? No, no, we won't say where it is but quite safe, quite safe, yessss... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-28-2002 at 12:16 AM.

02-28-2002, 04:05 PM	#57
Earenya Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Pinnath Gelin, formerly in Angaron... Posts: 228	Well, I cant say for the One Ring... I still hold to the idea that I never even want to be offered it, for I doubt I would be able to turn it down...... however, I happen to know Narya is quite safe.... yes, quite safe indeed. __________________ O mor henion i dhu Ely siriar, el sila Ai! Aniron.... Tiro! El eria e mor I 'lir en el luitha 'uren Ai! Aniron... FRODO LIVES!

02-28-2002, 05:25 PM	#58
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	None of you can do what you want with it cause it's mine, my precioussss, yesss reaches to pull thin gold chain from her neck NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Can anyone give me directions to the Cracks of Doom? I need to get this thing off my mind. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

02-28-2002, 05:35 PM	#59
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Ah, how I wish they'd throw money-making aside and make Narya, nenya, and Vilya! sighs to Ring My preciousss . . . salessmen are ssso stranges, yesss . . . __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

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