03-31-2005, 04:05 PM | #41 | |
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My favourite part:
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04-01-2005, 04:24 AM | #42 |
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Chrys perhaps you could have something for Gollum and Bilbo like:
Bilbo: Ring Gollum: Riddles? Bilbo: Sure Gollum: *Loses* Bilbo: Way out Gollum: No Bilbo: *Jumps* Goblins: *Run around* Buttons: Bye bye.
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
04-01-2005, 08:03 AM | #43 |
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bilbo: caves!
dwarves: caves? cold gandalf: fire! dwarves: cool everyone: zzzzz bilbo: crack! goblins: hahahaha gandalf: bang goblins: dead dwarves/bilbo: *captured* gandalf: *sneak* goblin-king: prisoners! gandalf: darkness, bang goblin-king: *dead* |
11-06-2005, 12:38 AM | #44 |
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Just thought I'd bump this fun "condensation" of the Sil
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
11-06-2005, 02:30 AM | #45 |
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I love it! *Useless bump because it's already been done*
Sooo funny! I just love it! It even vaguely gets the story across, vaguely.
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11-06-2005, 03:06 AM | #46 |
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*falls over laughing, clutching sides* I will never ever be able to look at Tolkien again, jeez! Thanks guys!!!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
11-06-2005, 03:22 AM | #47 |
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TB: *uses confusion to take shiny*
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11-07-2005, 05:39 PM | #48 | |
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Gotta love the whole Ainur, Iluvatar and Melkor band, thats my favorite!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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11-08-2005, 12:25 AM | #49 |
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Isn't that just great?!?! I love it!!
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
11-08-2005, 12:33 AM | #50 |
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Everything is over a shiny something!
*Sees shiny around Earendil's neck and slowly sneaks up wearing a spacesuit and wondering how he creates artificial gravity* Yoink! *takes off with shiny using jetpack*
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Oh MY! *falls out of chair laughing*
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*moderates herself not to quote more "favourite parts"* That's what I needed to cheer up in the morning
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11-08-2005, 03:55 PM | #52 |
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I love that gil-galad response, too!
The whole thing is just hysterical! And Wayfarer's version of Turin is excellent, too!
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
11-08-2005, 05:14 PM | #53 |
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I like this part:
ANNATAR: Hi, elves! Wanna learn some cool stuff? ELVES: Okay! SAURON: They fell for it.
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
11-08-2005, 05:54 PM | #54 |
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Oh man, into my sig that goes! Melkor, the inventor of progressive jazz? EEK!
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11-08-2005, 06:44 PM | #55 |
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Of course, THIS should go in our rpg:
Nine Men: Neat rings . . . Hey, didn't Mom die like six hundred years ago?
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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LoL, I know that one. Too hilarious to be described by my poor self.
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11-23-2005, 12:14 PM | #57 |
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You know, in retrospect, people around find the craziest stuff. I found Entmoot.
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Bump
jus thinkin, the whole thing (my condensation of lotr included) males most of the characters seem like stoners, especially that gil-galad response to the numenoreans |
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