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The Mirror of Those who Desire Pants.
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08-03-2003, 05:30 PM | #42 |
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REMEMBER MY PANTS, PETUNIA.
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08-07-2003, 04:30 PM | #43 |
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To the well organized mind, pants are but the next great adventure.
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08-11-2003, 02:53 PM | #44 |
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No dear boy the effort nearly killed your pants!
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
03-21-2004, 01:23 PM | #45 |
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"On the Saturday before the first pants, all students in the pants year and above were permitted to visit the village of Pants."
"... Harry Potter's well-wishers must hope that, next time, he bestows his pants upon a worthier candidate." " 'We bow to each other, Harry,' said Voldemort, bending a little, but keeping his snake-like pants upturned to Harry. 'Come, the pants must be observed... Dumbledore would like you to show your pants.... bow to pants, Harry....' " " 'You don't have the authority to send me pants!' Snape hissed, letting go of his pants as though he was angry with himself. 'I have as much right to prowl these pants after dark as you do!' "
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03-24-2004, 01:55 PM | #46 |
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Lalaith Elf!!! those were really good. my cousin thought i was going mad cuz i was laughing like an idiot....ok anyways....
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03-24-2004, 02:27 PM | #47 |
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Thanks. Why don't you try doing some yourself. They're fun to do!
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03-24-2004, 10:52 PM | #48 |
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it'll take me time however...ummm....
"Not spew, said Hermione impatiently. 'It's S-P-E-W. Stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Pants.' (yes that was quite a feeble attemtp at humor...) "She's got pants!" said Ron excitedly, pointing at the pants ties to Hedwig's leg. ok i'll have to ifnd some more. those two were really sillly.
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04-12-2004, 12:54 PM | #49 |
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hmm...i guess my sense of humor drove everyone off....hmmm....haha
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04-13-2004, 01:06 PM | #50 |
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It took HArry sevral days to get used to his strange new pants.
I bet he'd have pitched him off the pant's half way out to sea! Black started to laugh, a horrible mirthless laugh that filled the whole pants. Neville, trembling from head to fluffy pants, raised his hand slowly into the air. They were pretty good, I laughed anyway. All those were from POA. Enjoy.
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04-15-2004, 01:11 AM | #51 |
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This one's really quite painful…
chapter 6 in PoA 'Right,' said Ron, as they both opened their books at pages five and six. 'What can you see in my pants?' 'A load of soggy brown stuff,' said Harry. The heavily perfumed smoke in the room was making him feel sleepy and stupid. 'Broaden your pants, my dears, and allow your eyes to see past the mundane!' Professor Trelawney cried through the gloom.
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04-16-2004, 12:08 AM | #52 |
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That was brillant! Disjusting and painful but brillant all the same!! Kudos to you!
"Hold out your pants" said voldemort lazily.
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04-16-2004, 03:05 AM | #53 |
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Aw thanks! The sicker these threads get, the more I laugh. i go and read the LotR one in the books forum whenever I'm stressed cos it's just too funny… at the moment I'm thinkin… Maybe Fawkes, the phoenix, has pants with healing powers *need to find quote*
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04-16-2004, 11:49 PM | #54 |
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You better be careful, the mods'll be after you if you keep it up. PG the Moot is! Talk like Yoda I am.
"Wood, I have found you some pants."
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04-29-2004, 12:25 PM | #55 |
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Ok, my turn.
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's pants, tapped the lock, and whispered, "Alohomora!" He bent down and pulled his pants out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. "Get - off - me!" Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncle's sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised pants.
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05-15-2004, 02:55 PM | #56 |
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Harry shoves his pants out of the trolls nose.
"eww.. Troll bogies" he says as he wipes his pants.
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05-15-2004, 09:20 PM | #57 |
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Hehe...
(Can't remember if this is right so please forgive if it isn't) Hermione pointed her wand at the identical blue doors and whispered something, a pair of bright red pants appeared on teh door. .............that wasn't very good was it?
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05-24-2004, 12:02 PM | #58 |
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-All OotP-
"Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his pants wide open." (121) "Quite astonishing, the way you contrive to wriggle out of very tight pants." (154) "He's having a go at my pants!" Seamus yelled. (218) "Ron wrenched the pants apart, and Harry stared up at him in the moonlight, as he lay flat on his back." (586) "But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out." (649) < Not altered, I might add > "What did he do to you, Diddy?" Aunt Pentunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley's pants. "Was it-- was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use-- his thing?" (26) "Running to Daddy now, are you? Is his ickle boxing champ frightened of nasty Harry's pants?" (14) "He was now looking at Zacharias as though he would like nothing better than to pants him." (343) ...and Fred, George, and Ginny were doing a kind of war dance to a chant that went "He got pants, he got pants, he got pants..." (156) "Harry's pants began to pump very fast indeed. Defence against external penetration?" (458) ...She pressed hard on the top of his pants. "Doesnt it ever lie flat?" she said desperately. Harry shook his head. (123) "I was sure if he realized that our relationship was - or ever had been - closer then that of headmaster and pants..." (828) |
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Funny how it all seemed so innocent when I read it, and yet you can turn it so dirty! Those are hilarious.
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-Also OotP-
"...the handle's made of Spanish pants with anti-pants varnish and in-built pants controls..." Ron was saying to Tonks. (157) "Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, pants raised..." (569) "We're not going to use pants," Ron ejaculated loudly. (242) "Kreacher was disappearing through the door to the hall, looking back at them malevolently as he hitched up his pants..." (475) "I see," said Uncle Vernon, looking from his white-faced wife to Harry and hitching up his pants. He seemed to be swelling... (38) "He let out a long, slow breath and stared up at the brilliant blue pants. Every day this summer had been the same: the tension, the expectation, the temporary relief, and then mounting tension again..." (9) |
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