Strictly Evil RPG - Page 3

Blackheart · 06-11-2002, 04:23 PM

Just a little peril is it?

BeardofPants · 06-11-2002, 04:25 PM

At your own.

Blackheart · 06-11-2002, 04:28 PM

My oh My!

Sheep don't have fangs....

I think I've discovered a she-wolf in sheeps clothing

BeardofPants · 06-11-2002, 04:39 PM

*bares fangs*

(Oh don't worry. This is my evil alter-ego.

)

Blackheart · 06-11-2002, 04:44 PM

Evil Alter-ego?

That's a misnomer, because it implies that your other personality isn't evil.

Which it is.

BeardofPants · 06-11-2002, 04:52 PM

Buggerit. Listen here, Cthulhu, my other personality is the queen of sweetness and light. *blink* Sometimes.

Blackheart · 06-11-2002, 10:35 PM

*screams of laughter*

Help! she's torturing me with humor!

BeardofPants · 06-12-2002, 12:48 AM

That's the plan, infidel.

Now where are your toes? *Said with a sunny, yet sweet disposition*

Sicirus · 06-12-2002, 06:31 PM

*Howls at uprising moon*
Now, anybody I bite shall become a werewolf!
*Bares blood stained fangs*

Willow Oran · 06-12-2002, 10:02 PM

Evil! Fun! I'm Carey, a sadistically, and diabolically evil sorceress whose aim in life is to take over valinor and enslave all the elves. I've already captured one of them. (Shows off a very frightened looking elf)

Katt_knome_hobbit · 06-13-2002, 06:55 PM

*Pokes Sicirus with stick and Sicirus bites Squat*

Squat~ Am I a werewolf yet?

*Passes out again*

Sicirus · 06-14-2002, 10:33 AM

It takes a couple seconds to complete a fully grown werewolf.

*Stairs at frightened elf*
I wonder what might happen if I bite an elf.

Blackheart · 06-14-2002, 12:17 PM

I wonder what would happen if a sheep bit me on the toe?

Sicirus · 06-14-2002, 02:00 PM

You will probably become a werelamb.

Willow Oran · 06-14-2002, 11:43 PM

The elf is mine, don't even think about biting him. I'll capture you a less important one to bite.

Stalker in the Starlight · 06-20-2002, 08:30 PM

...
...You...
...You people...
...You people...are the most inefficent evil people I have ever laid cyber-eyes on! HOW can you expect to take over ANYTHING when you're blitehring on aboiut rabid were-sheep, or such nonsense?! Do you think Sauron spent his time trying to see how long it would take for him to become a werewolf? *thinks* Wow...that'd be pretty funny to watch...*snickers* But I digress...
*pulls out her Black Whip of Destruction* TIME FOR EVIL BOOT CAMP!

I kid. But seriously, this RP could go many evil, evil places! What ever happened to burning down the pathetic Shire? Though what would be very evil is if you threw the small catch back (you're not schoolyard bullies, after all; picking on pathetic, helpless hobbits is SO beneath you), and went for the bigger fish: Gondor! Rohan! Lorien! Valinor! Imladris! These places are just BEGGING to be ransacked and destroyed! GET OUT THERE AND BE EVIL LIKE I KNOW YOU ALL TRULY ARE! *looks around* And are there any cute guys out there who had been bad? *taps her whip in her hands* Hmm...I'll find them...*walks off whistling happy tunes*
Oh, and in case anyone cares...I'm evil too...

BeardofPants · 06-20-2002, 09:43 PM

Au contraire, I just don't feel the need to prove it here.

*Bites several candidates on the big toe.*

Why do things if you can't enjoy it?

Sicirus · 06-20-2002, 09:49 PM

*growls at newcomer*
So you want to see evil AY?
Well then I am the master of werewolves.
And I can morph even without a full moon.
Trust, me it takes training.

BeardofPants · 06-20-2002, 09:56 PM

Oh, almost forgot...

Spank me, baby.

Willow Oran · 06-21-2002, 05:15 PM

(Brings out a new random elf and hands to Sicirus)

Here, you can bite this one.

I am taking over Valinor, But it's so much more fun to do it subtlely, so that I have control over it without destroying it.

06-11-2002, 04:23 PM	#41
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Just a little peril is it? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

06-11-2002, 04:25 PM	#42
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	At your own. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-11-2002, 04:28 PM	#43
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	My oh My! Sheep don't have fangs.... I think I've discovered a she-wolf in sheeps clothing __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

06-11-2002, 04:39 PM	#44
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	bares fangs (Oh don't worry. This is my evil alter-ego. ) __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-11-2002, 04:44 PM	#45
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Evil Alter-ego? That's a misnomer, because it implies that your other personality isn't evil. Which it is. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

06-11-2002, 04:52 PM	#46
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Buggerit. Listen here, Cthulhu, my other personality is the queen of sweetness and light. blink Sometimes. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-11-2002, 10:35 PM	#47
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	screams of laughter Help! she's torturing me with humor! __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

06-12-2002, 12:48 AM	#48
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	That's the plan, infidel. Now where are your toes? Said with a sunny, yet sweet disposition __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-12-2002, 06:31 PM	#49
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Howls at uprising moon Now, anybody I bite shall become a werewolf! Bares blood stained fangs __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-12-2002, 10:02 PM	#50
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	Evil! Fun! I'm Carey, a sadistically, and diabolically evil sorceress whose aim in life is to take over valinor and enslave all the elves. I've already captured one of them. (Shows off a very frightened looking elf) __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

06-13-2002, 06:55 PM	#51
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Pokes Sicirus with stick and Sicirus bites Squat Squat~ Am I a werewolf yet? Passes out again __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

06-14-2002, 10:33 AM	#52
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	It takes a couple seconds to complete a fully grown werewolf. Stairs at frightened elf I wonder what might happen if I bite an elf. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-14-2002, 12:17 PM	#53
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	I wonder what would happen if a sheep bit me on the toe? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

06-14-2002, 02:00 PM	#54
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	You will probably become a werelamb. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-14-2002, 11:43 PM	#55
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	The elf is mine, don't even think about biting him. I'll capture you a less important one to bite. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

06-20-2002, 08:30 PM	#56
Stalker in the Starlight Hobbit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Right behind you! BOO! Posts: 24	TIME FOR EVIL BOOT CAMP! ... ...You... ...You people... ...You people...are the most inefficent evil people I have ever laid cyber-eyes on! HOW can you expect to take over ANYTHING when you're blitehring on aboiut rabid were-sheep, or such nonsense?! Do you think Sauron spent his time trying to see how long it would take for him to become a werewolf? thinks Wow...that'd be pretty funny to watch...snickers But I digress... pulls out her Black Whip of Destruction TIME FOR EVIL BOOT CAMP! I kid. But seriously, this RP could go many evil, evil places! What ever happened to burning down the pathetic Shire? Though what would be very evil is if you threw the small catch back (you're not schoolyard bullies, after all; picking on pathetic, helpless hobbits is SO beneath you), and went for the bigger fish: Gondor! Rohan! Lorien! Valinor! Imladris! These places are just BEGGING to be ransacked and destroyed! GET OUT THERE AND BE EVIL LIKE I KNOW YOU ALL TRULY ARE! looks around And are there any cute guys out there who had been bad? taps her whip in her hands Hmm...I'll find them...walks off whistling happy tunes Oh, and in case anyone cares...I'm evil too... __________________ 'Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing? Where is the hand on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing? Where is the spring and the harevest and the tall corn growing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow; The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow. Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning, Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?' -Lament of the Rohirrim, II 132-33 ~CARPE DIEM!~

06-20-2002, 09:43 PM	#57
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Au contraire, I just don't feel the need to prove it here. Bites several candidates on the big toe. Why do things if you can't enjoy it? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-20-2002, 09:49 PM	#58
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	growls at newcomer So you want to see evil AY? Well then I am the master of werewolves. And I can morph even without a full moon. Trust, me it takes training. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-20-2002, 09:56 PM	#59
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Oh, almost forgot... Spank me, baby. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-21-2002, 05:15 PM	#60
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	(Brings out a new random elf and hands to Sicirus) Here, you can bite this one. I am taking over Valinor, But it's so much more fun to do it subtlely, so that I have control over it without destroying it. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

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