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I call this, "guess the parady", each short has it's own parady but only one per short...
__________________ (Gandalf and Saruman at Orthanc) Gandalf:If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could ever imagen! (Saruman force chokes Gandalf) __________________ (The eye vs. Aragorn sceen) Aragorn:Hello, I am Aragorn Son of Arathorn, you kill my father, prepair to dye! __________________ I'm running a little short on paradys right now, at least ones I'd rather put with LOTR... So that's it. __________________
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10-18-2006, 10:12 PM
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(Gandalf and Pippin are standing in the shire talking)
Pippin:I don't think you're realy a wizard. Gandalf: Oh realy? Look at this! (Gandalf takes off his hat and pulls out a bunny) Gandalf:See? Pippin:I've seen better. (Aragorn enters dressed as a barber) Aragorn:I'm a lumberjack and I'm- (Gandalf pulls his hat over Aragorn and Aragorn disapears) Pippin:Now that's magic!
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10-21-2006, 11:56 AM
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(Gandalf and Saruman aproach Aragorn)
Gandalf:So, Aragorn what do you think about cats? Aragorn:CAT?!? WERE?!? DON'T LET IT EAT ME!!! (Aragorn runs off screaming, Gandalf hands Saruman a coin)
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10-27-2006, 06:28 PM
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(Costume party in middle earth, Aragorn and Gandalf are talking)
Aragorn:I'm dressed as a clown! What are you dressed as? Gandalf:I'm dressed as a wizard! Aragorn:Um, but aren't you a wizard? Gandalf:I'm dressing as Merlin... I was trying to make you guess who... Aragorn:Yeah... Right.... (Frodo comes in dressed as a lawn gnome) Aragorn:I know! You're dressed as lawn gnome! Frodo:No! I... AM your father! Aragorn:Huh? Gandalf:Huh? Frodo:It was a joke. Gandalf:Riiiiight... me9996:5 or 6 "i"s in "Riiiiight..."? Gandalf:5. me9996:Gotya. (me9996 disapears in a poof of smoke) Frodo:Who was that masked mooter? Aragorn:Is that a joke? Frodo(Flatly):Yes. (Enter Elrond in a suit and tie... And sunglasses) Elrond:Hello mr. Baggens. __________________
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10-27-2006, 06:41 PM
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*Frodo is in Ithilian with Sam and Faramir. Is looking very dazed*
Frodo: Errrrrr, where are we? *Faramir looks at Sam* Far: And this is the person who's the saviour of middle earth? Sam: Unfortunatly, yes Far: God help us all, then.
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11-01-2006, 07:34 PM
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(Gandalf and Aragorn are talking)
Aragorn:So, what ever happened to that flood in the cafe' building? Gandalf:Something about a reactor... Aragorn:I think they should have had a cat clean it up. Gandalf: 1: How would they do that? and 2: A cat couldn't do that! Aragorn: They'd use kitty treats! Gandalf: But a cat couldn't do that whole thing! Aragorn: Cats are the real owners, ever nodice that they get fed and housed? Gandalf: Aragorn, you are out of your noggin! (A cat comes up and shoots lightning at them) Cat: GIVE ME KITTY TREATS!!! __________________
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11-03-2006, 01:32 AM
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*Arwen and Eowyn form heavy metal band*
Arwen and Eowyn: *rock out* Faramir and Aragorn: *jaws drop* Duuuuuuuuuuude.
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11-16-2006, 02:10 PM
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(That scean ware Aragorn fell off a cliff and is dreaming)
Aragorn: This is a dream... Arwen: Then this is a good dream (Der kissy kissy) Aragorn: Huh? What that? (Aragorn points to 3 orcs in dresses talking is falsetto voices) Arwen: I told you this was a dream... (Aragorn turns to Arwen to find...) Aragorn: You've got Gandalfs beard!!! Arwen(Mumbleing due to beard): Diddn't I tell you this was a dream? Aragorn: I hope this is a dream ware I can fly! (Aragorn jumps out the window) Orc1(falsetto): Well? Is it time for bridge yet? Arwen(Still mumbleing): Yeah... (They set up a table and start playing cards, meanwhile Aragorn is falling) Aragorn:Let's see, what do I need to fly? Happy thoughts and... What else... PIXIE DUST! (Back to Arwen, we hear a thud) Orc2(Falsetto): Have any clubs? Orc1(Flalsetto): GIN! (Orc1 lays out a royal flush) Arwen(Still mumbleing): Cheater! (Arwen pulls an uzi out from under the table, the orcs all pull out handguns, matrix fight insues) Elrond: All Matrix/LOTR paradys must involve me! (Elrond joins in the fight, Aragorn flys up to the window) Aragorn: You'd never beleave it! I fell in a shipment of pixie dust! I can fly I can fly I can fly! (Legolas enters with package) Legolas: I've got a package here for Aragorn, your socks are here... (Elrond shoots off legolases legs) Elrond: He shall henseforth be known as Legless! (Aragorn starts kissing Arwen, then wakes up to find he's kissing his horse) Aragorn: EW!!!
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11-17-2006, 04:33 PM
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(Aragorn is sitting in a chair, the words "daily weird thing" shows up floating in the air)
Aragorn: Today we examin that strange fealing of desa vu, the strange fealing you've lived through something before... __________________ (Aragorn is sitting in a chair, the words "daily weird thing" shows up floating in the air) Aragorn: Today we examin the stange fealing... of desa vu, the strange feal- __________________ (Aragorn is sitting in a chair, the words "daily weird thing" shows up floating in the air) Aragorn:AAAHHH!!! (Aragorn runs outside to a milk truck) Milkhobbit: Haven't I seen you before? Aragorn: I don't think so, quick! I need mental help! __________________ (Aragorn runs outside to a milk truck) Milkhobbit: Haven't I seen you before? Aragorn: I don't think so, quick! I need mental help! (They drive off to the dairy) __________________ Guess what all that was about   (What would be realy funny was if by some bug this was dubble or tripple posted) __________________
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11-18-2006, 01:12 AM
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Thorin: This is Sneezey, Happy, Sleapy, Dopey, Grumpy, and Bashful. And I am Doc...
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11-22-2006, 01:15 AM
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Aragorn (singing to tune of Adleweiss): Anduril! Anduril!
I can still remember when you were Narsil! Long and sharp, Can cut through a tarp, I am tired of shaving with you. I would rather shave with a knife, Or even better: a razor! Anduril, Anduril! You won't be my razor forever!
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11-24-2006, 02:12 PM
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Razor... Hehehe...
__________________ Aragorn: I like cheese! Sam: Huh? Aragorn: I like cheese! Sam: What? Aragorn: I like cheese! Sam: Why do you think I want to know? Aragorn: I like cheese! Sam: Help! (Enter Frodo) Sam: FRODO!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ARAGORN?!? Frodo: Why do I always have to get rid of the ring? WAAAA!!! Sam: Another whine and cheese joke... Come on! (Lightning strikes Sam) Sam: What's that about?!? (A big stampede of cows runs over Sam) Sam: OW! What was that about?!? (A large rock suddenly shows up above Sams head) Sam: Stop this!!! (The Large rock bounces off of Sams head) Sam: What? __________________
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11-26-2006, 10:53 PM
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Aragorn: And now I will defeat you orcs!
(A foot walks in) Foot: Hello, I'm from the organization for foots rights. Aragorn: Yeah? And? Foot: I have here a nodice, it says you cannot defeat any orcs. You can kill distroy and conquer orcs for all we care but you cannot defeat them. Good day. Aragorn: What was that about? Orc: How does a foot walk all by itself?
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11-30-2006, 01:56 AM
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And here is a bit of a joke about those online fanticy games... Hehehe...
__________________ (Bilbo is entering that part of the dwarven mines that Smog stayed in) Smog: Hahaha! N00b! Bilbo: Huh? Smog: Yr a n00b! Bilbo: What are you talking about? Smog: Yr on a quest for those n00bs the lakemen! I pwned them all when I was a n00b! But now I'm 1337! Bilbo: What are you talking about? Smog: You n00by hobbit! With that ring from that n00b Souron! Bilbo: This invisability ring? Smog: N00b! That's the one ring to rule them all! Bilbo: What? Smog: Tr8 that ring for this one. Bilbo: I'm out of here. Smog: N00B!!! (Smog breaths fire, and misses Bilbo alltogether) Bilbo: AAAHHH!!! (Bilbo runs up the tunnel, Smog breaths fire after him... As he reachs the enterance) Thorin: You n00bs! I get the arkinstone! Bombur: I'm not a n00b! Bilbo: What on middle earth?!? Thorin: Oh, you... Are you on fire? Bilbo: YES!!! PUT ME OUT!!! PUT ME OUT!!! (Bilbo starts runing in curcles, and yes, he is on fire) Thorin: You see, I can get alot of coin for this water and we're a little short... Bilbo: What are you talking about?!? I'm on fire! Put me out with something! Thorin: How about this? (Thorin holds up a bucket of... Stuff) Bilbo: Just put me out! (Thorin throws the bucket of stuff on Bilbo, it bursts into flame) Thorin: I guess that was tar... Bombur: Who's the n00b now? Bilbo: Put me out! Thorin: I have an idea! Use a blanket on him! (One of the dwarves puts out the fire) Bilbo: Thank you! Thorin:Yw. Bilbo: ARG!!! __________________ Scary, eh? Sorry if anyone is offended by the above. And now for something, completely different. __________________ (The fellowship of the ring is leaveing Lothlorain, the elves are waveing and smileing) Celeborn: Are they gone yet? Gladrael: I think so... Celeborn: POOL PARTY!!! (The elves all jump in the river and start swiming around) __________________
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12-02-2006, 12:00 AM
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Aragorn: Hello, I am here to warn you about the dangers of fighting orcs...
__________________ Frodo: Hello, I am Frodo Baggens, and I am a ringoholic! Gollum: Hi Baggens! __________________
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(At that place in Rohan... Why can't I remember the name?!?
)Rohan guard: May I take your weapons? Legolas: Certanly! Gimli: Why not? I've got a spare. Legolas: What do tires have to do with anything? Aragorn: Eh, why not. Gandalf: Okay, I don't need it anyway... (They all hand their weapons to the Guard) Rohan guard: Thank you very much. (The guard mounts a horse with the weapons and rides away)
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12-06-2006, 01:09 PM
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(Inside Orthanc)
Saruman: You know Gandalf, I was going to take over middle earth but I don't think I will now... Gandalf: I realy don't like those nasty... TELETUBBYS!!! Saruman: I didn't know there were teletubbys in middle earth... Gandalf: Those... HOBBITS!!!... They live in little hills and act so... GRR!!! (Treebeard starts banging his head on the base of the tower) Treebeard: Whoo!!! Had to much coffee!!! COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!!!
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12-07-2006, 12:24 PM
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(Legolas is reading a book entidled 'change your outlook on life'. Enter Aragorn)
Aragorn: What's that book? Legolas: Just a little Elf-help __________________ (Aragorn is bringing a box into a storage building) Gandalf: Need a little help with that? Aragorn: Shure... (Aragorn sets down the box) Voice from box: Help! Help! He's got me traped in here! Gandalf: Have you got someone in that box? Aragorn: Yeah, Legolas, just a little Elf-storage... __________________
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12-13-2006, 07:39 PM
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(Sam is under Minus Tirith with a keg... Of gunpowder you goofs!)
Sam: Muhahaha!!! I will light this up and distroy Minus Tirith! Treebeard: WHEEEEEE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Sam: Uh... Treebeard: WHATAREYOUDOING?WHATAREYOUDOING?WHATAREYOUDOING? Sam: I'm- Treebeard: HURRYUPIWANTCOFFIEIWANTCOFFIEIWANTCOFFIE!!! Sam: You see I'm- Treebeard: OOH!!!ISTHATCOFFIE?ISTHATCOFFIE???YAY!!! (Treebeard eats the gunpowder)
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12-17-2006, 07:33 PM
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Gandalf: Frodo is still alive. *looks at dead body* ...or not.
---- Commercial dude: So easy, a Fool of a Took could do it!
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