Tea Cup Cafe part Thirteen or XIII - Page 29

The last sane person · 08-29-2006, 08:20 PM

(Jesus, went out to get the mail and look what happens!)

And the hulicinatoins stop, as the two mounted knights are sitting and having tea, the tea is concluded and, for some mysterious reason, Hector's nose was cut and bruised, and there ere questionable....inards turned outwards! Not to mention their outfit had changed from jeans and teeshirts to silk kimonos!

The two remounted, and as they are to ride towards one another, out came LCoU, screaming like a banshee and a better braveheart then any hollywood twit could ever hope to be, dashed at Sir Hector-epee at the ready- with his trusty claymore, intent on damage.

Sane's horse looked as miffed as the rider,

"Well this ought to be interesting to watch! What ho?" The horse and rider turn to see a distraught TB scramble out of a ditch and scream something about a sniper...

"This is just getting silly..... Ever shall this day be known as the mass hallucination on Badden fields!"

Butterbeer · 08-29-2006, 08:23 PM

Quote:

(OOCIC: What!? Wow, I need to read it again.... But I do know that the water kills worms!)

... but the water of life?

respect the great worms TB ... respect the desert ...

(anyways i must be off to bed - night all- it's been fun reputing the so-called demise of the cafe')

sweet dreams , best BB

The last sane person · 08-29-2006, 08:25 PM

Good night dear sir. And I too shall retire until the Morrow. Twas a good bit of fun we had. Despite Spock.

hectorberlioz · 08-29-2006, 08:26 PM

Hector pushes all the nose innard back in, zips shut. Gosh, Dr. Nurvvy was right about this protective stuff...

Hector, in a moment of inspiration, dashes away on foot. Quite by accident his Epee gets stuck in the ground...but what's this? He has found an oil field!

TB runs in Hector's direction, and shots are heard in the background. A raving lunatic (Doc Brown) jumps out of a two story window wielding a hefty knife.

LCoU turns his banshee around to look, and everyone is agape with horror and fright...

....Hector's face is getting jetted with oil, meanwhile...

EDIT: About to leave myself...

The last sane person · 08-29-2006, 08:36 PM

....Sane lights a match, drops it and gallops back to the forrest, on the other side of Badden Fields, into her hide-away in the forest, taking her tea with her!

hectorberlioz · 08-29-2006, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

....Sane lights a match, drops it and gallops back to the forrest, on the other side of Badden Fields, into her hide-away in the forest, taking her tea with her!

You dropped a match on an oil field!

Now that is evil....*mounts flaming horse, and gallops after Sane*

(BTW, I thought you'd be asleep by now

)

trolls' bane · 08-29-2006, 08:56 PM

TB, hearing the shots, jumps sideways, as the shots ricoche (Sp?) off the rocks he'd just been standing on. He knew his life was in serious danger: these were the worst Chinese pirates this side of the Mississippi, and the fact that each was wielding a Thompson (aka Tommy Gun) didn't help the situation. Just when five of the six (the sixth was holding the sniper rifle), closed in, and all hope seemed lost, TB's cousin, Zeak, came charging in on all twenty of his prostetic legs and eight of his prostetic arms (and his two prostetic minigun/grenade launcher arms), all made from parts of the Chinese pirate's former robot army, and opens up fire. His two miniguns made swiss cheese of the section of forest immediately in front of him.

hectorberlioz · 08-29-2006, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

TB, hearing the shots, jumps sideways, as the shots ricoche (Sp?) off the rocks he'd just been standing on. He knew his life was in serious danger: these were the worst Chinese pirates this side of the Mississippi, and the fact that each was wielding a Thompson (aka Tommy Gun) didn't help the situation. Just when five of the six (the sixth was holding the sniper rifle), closed in, and all hope seemed lost, TB's cousin, Zeak, came charging in on all twenty of his prostetic legs and eight of his prostetic arms (and his two prostetic minigun/grenade launcher arms), all made from parts of the Chinese pirate's former robot army, and opens up fire. His two miniguns made swiss cheese of the section of forest immediately in front of him.

Sheesh, talk about heavy artillery...

remind your cousin not to step in the oil field area...it's a tad hot over there...

Mercutio · 08-29-2006, 09:06 PM

What a little bunch of spammers.

hectorberlioz · 08-29-2006, 09:10 PM

Hey guys, it's almost bedtime over here...so before I go, I'll read you the

Teacup Cafe Knightly News

Aha! "Five Entmooters seriously injured. Entmoot investigator found President Hector, Last Child of Ungoliant, Troll's Bane, Butterbeer, and Spock seriously injured. Sustained wounds have not yet been kept at bay...doctors say that all are in a critical condition until further notice. Two mooters have also been reported missing. The families of The Last Sane Person, and Durinsbane say that they got calls from both of those parties to make it official that they are now bandits and criminals."

trolls' bane · 08-29-2006, 09:11 PM

Would you be willing to say that being held at Howitzer-arm point?

hectorberlioz · 08-29-2006, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercutio

What a little bunch of spammers.

It's what the Teacup's for apperantly

...

...actually, the real word for it right now is RPG

Last Child of Ungoliant · 08-29-2006, 10:06 PM

oh what an artist dies in me!

**Nurvingiel** · 08-29-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

It's what the Teacup's for apperantly

...

...actually, the real word for it right now is RPG

Ooh, snap!

I just made yummy soup! I'm going off to the cooking and food thread to <strike>brag about it</strike> post the recipe.

Grey_Wolf · 08-30-2006, 01:02 AM

And Doc GW steps back on the scene. The Tea Cup ER is filled to the brim with injured Mooters. "I have my work cut out for me!" mumbles GW.

jammi567 · 08-30-2006, 05:32 AM

Wow!!!! i go for a night, and there's 2 1/2 new pages. So, what's happening (as it's feels too early for me to be going through it all).

Spock · 08-30-2006, 07:46 AM

Much too early for this chaos. At least we have a small corner of the cafe which is clean and has a pot of coffee going.....think I'll have a cup before bedlam reigns again.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 08-30-2006, 08:06 AM

yarr! have at ye!! (i can't see a bloomin' thing with this damn eyepatch on me face)

Acalewia · 08-30-2006, 10:37 AM

I always miss the fun!!!!

Need help there Doc?

Grey_Wolf · 08-30-2006, 01:00 PM

Yes, dear Acally, you can be my intern.

08-29-2006, 08:20 PM	#561
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	(Jesus, went out to get the mail and look what happens!) And the hulicinatoins stop, as the two mounted knights are sitting and having tea, the tea is concluded and, for some mysterious reason, Hector's nose was cut and bruised, and there ere questionable....inards turned outwards! Not to mention their outfit had changed from jeans and teeshirts to silk kimonos! The two remounted, and as they are to ride towards one another, out came LCoU, screaming like a banshee and a better braveheart then any hollywood twit could ever hope to be, dashed at Sir Hector-epee at the ready- with his trusty claymore, intent on damage. Sane's horse looked as miffed as the rider, "Well this ought to be interesting to watch! What ho?" The horse and rider turn to see a distraught TB scramble out of a ditch and scream something about a sniper... "This is just getting silly..... Ever shall this day be known as the mass hallucination on Badden fields!" __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 08-29-2006 at 08:21 PM.

08-29-2006, 08:25 PM	#563
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Good night dear sir. And I too shall retire until the Morrow. Twas a good bit of fun we had. Despite Spock. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 08-29-2006 at 08:34 PM.

08-29-2006, 08:26 PM	#564
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Hector pushes all the nose innard back in, zips shut. Gosh, Dr. Nurvvy was right about this protective stuff... Hector, in a moment of inspiration, dashes away on foot. Quite by accident his Epee gets stuck in the ground...but what's this? He has found an oil field! TB runs in Hector's direction, and shots are heard in the background. A raving lunatic (Doc Brown) jumps out of a two story window wielding a hefty knife. LCoU turns his banshee around to look, and everyone is agape with horror and fright... ....Hector's face is getting jetted with oil, meanwhile... EDIT: About to leave myself... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

08-29-2006, 08:36 PM	#565
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	....Sane lights a match, drops it and gallops back to the forrest, on the other side of Badden Fields, into her hide-away in the forest, taking her tea with her! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

08-29-2006, 08:56 PM	#567
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB, hearing the shots, jumps sideways, as the shots ricoche (Sp?) off the rocks he'd just been standing on. He knew his life was in serious danger: these were the worst Chinese pirates this side of the Mississippi, and the fact that each was wielding a Thompson (aka Tommy Gun) didn't help the situation. Just when five of the six (the sixth was holding the sniper rifle), closed in, and all hope seemed lost, TB's cousin, Zeak, came charging in on all twenty of his prostetic legs and eight of his prostetic arms (and his two prostetic minigun/grenade launcher arms), all made from parts of the Chinese pirate's former robot army, and opens up fire. His two miniguns made swiss cheese of the section of forest immediately in front of him. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

08-29-2006, 09:06 PM	#569
Mercutio Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Narnia Posts: 1,656	What a little bunch of spammers. __________________ Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?". Interested in C.S. Lewis? Visit the forum dedicated to one of Tolkien's greatest contemporaries.

08-29-2006, 09:10 PM	#570
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Hey guys, it's almost bedtime over here...so before I go, I'll read you the Teacup Cafe Knightly News Aha! "Five Entmooters seriously injured. Entmoot investigator found President Hector, Last Child of Ungoliant, Troll's Bane, Butterbeer, and Spock seriously injured. Sustained wounds have not yet been kept at bay...doctors say that all are in a critical condition until further notice. Two mooters have also been reported missing. The families of The Last Sane Person, and Durinsbane say that they got calls from both of those parties to make it official that they are now bandits and criminals." __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

08-29-2006, 09:11 PM	#571
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Would you be willing to say that being held at Howitzer-arm point? __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

08-29-2006, 10:06 PM	#573
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	oh what an artist dies in me!

08-30-2006, 01:02 AM	#575
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	And Doc GW steps back on the scene. The Tea Cup ER is filled to the brim with injured Mooters. "I have my work cut out for me!" mumbles GW.

08-30-2006, 05:32 AM	#576
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Wow!!!! i go for a night, and there's 2 1/2 new pages. So, what's happening (as it's feels too early for me to be going through it all). __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

08-30-2006, 07:46 AM	#577
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Much too early for this chaos. At least we have a small corner of the cafe which is clean and has a pot of coffee going.....think I'll have a cup before bedlam reigns again. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

08-30-2006, 08:06 AM	#578
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	yarr! have at ye!! (i can't see a bloomin' thing with this damn eyepatch on me face)

08-30-2006, 10:37 AM	#579
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	I always miss the fun!!!! Need help there Doc? __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

08-30-2006, 01:00 PM	#580
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Yes, dear Acally, you can be my intern.

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