The Teacup Cafe II - Page 29

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 12:04 AM

*picks up Baxter*
*keeps on lap Dr. Evil style*

Rohirrim, shall I order your ships to drop supplies to build another throne room? May I suggest the top floor? Gives an excellent view of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE (It is so high)

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Lotesse · 09-25-2005, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

(Uses midget communicator to contact Lotesse)

It might be wise to evacuate the CafÃ© while we still can. We aren't exactly heroic

. The Empire will find nothing to conquer, and will be left with merely one black-paint skyscraper to its name. We will regroup . . . uh . . . in Eddies. Not a place they'd be quick to look for us

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NO, NO, NO!!!!!! NEVER, NEVER SURRENDER!! anyway don't trip 'cause I called a few friends and they're on their way.

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 12:06 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too much cross posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lief Erikson · 09-25-2005, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

NO, NO, NO!!!!!! NEVER, NEVER SURRENDER!! anyway don't trip 'cause I called a few friends and they're on their way.

Good. I'll come and help when the odds look favorable

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rohirrim TR · 09-25-2005, 12:08 AM

you can run but you cannot hide, you have offended the EMPIRE for the first and last time, Lief has chosen death instead of power so be it. BTW top floor sounds good admiral, but check local zoning permits first we don't want to get involved in local politics,

Lotesse · 09-25-2005, 12:08 AM

yes the cross-post demon is having a hey-day today!!

***RÃan*** · 09-25-2005, 12:08 AM

*cowers in the VIP lounge with her tea, moaning "No more candy sale! No more candy sale!" *

*takes a sip*

What? Herbal tea?!?!

Thanks, but I need somethun' with some KICK to it!!

*gets a super-size mug of black tea with milk and sugar*

*crawls under a table in the VIP lounge to watch the activities from a safe distance*

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

Good. I'll come and help when the odds look favorable

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Now there's some good thinking. You might as well leave now. The odds will never look favorable. In fact, why not join us? The odds are already favourable.

rohirrim TR · 09-25-2005, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

Good. I'll come and help when the odds look favorable

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unless she emptys the land of mordor the odds will never be in your favor, and even if sauron was against me i have ten times the technology

***RÃan*** · 09-25-2005, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

Good. I'll come and help when the odds look favorable

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What?!?!

WHAT?!?!?!

Since when do you need to wait for favorable odds to do what's right, bucko?!?!

Now get out there!

*cowers under her table in the VIP lounge*

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

you can run but you cannot hide, you have offended the EMPIRE for the first and last time, Lief has chosen death instead of power so be it. BTW top floor sounds good admiral, but check local zoning permits first we don't want to get involved in local politics,

No, you're right! We want to TAKE OVER local politics!

Lotesse · 09-25-2005, 12:11 AM

I don't need ultimate power right now, not the way YOU want it anyway. I'm just tryna defend my peeps. *fiddling with guided nuclear missile system, finally gets it running* Ah! good. Um.... look over there! *fires missile into rohirrim's eddie ship, absolutely disintegrating it and any passengers that may have been unfortunate enough to have been on board*
Well. All in a day's work. *brushes hands off on robe, looks for espresso machine in the wreckage.*

rohirrim TR · 09-25-2005, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

yes the cross-post demon is having a hey-day today!!

don't worry its all good, the EMPIRE is having fun obliterating you, even if you don't play by the rules and keep bringing in magic rings and such that don't exist

Lotesse · 09-25-2005, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RÃ*an

What?!?!

WHAT?!?!?!

Since when do you need to wait for favorable odds to do what's right, bucko?!?!

Now get out there!

*cowers under her table in the VIP lounge*

RIAN!! Hallo, didn't know you werre still here! You'll be safe in there, besides it's almost over. The rough part is over, anyway. We're gonna make it. *hands Rian an espresso, lights up ciggie for self, surveys damage*

rohirrim TR · 09-25-2005, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

I don't need ultimate power right now, not the way YOU want it anyway. I'm just tryna defend my peeps. *fiddling with guided nuclear missile system, finally gets it running* Ah! good. Um.... look over there! *fires missile into rohirrim's eddie ship, absolutely disintegrating it and any passengers that may have been unfortunate enough to have been on board*
Well. All in a day's work. *brushes hands off on robe, looks for espresso machine in the wreckage.*

that was a decoy, fooled you again HA WHAMMY

the real EDDIE is in orbit

Lief Erikson · 09-25-2005, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

don't worry its all good, the EMPIRE is having fun obliterating you, even if you don't play by the rules and keep bringing in magic rings and such that don't exist

You'll see whether magical rings exist or not.

(Takes a big gulp of air and then buzzes up rohirrim's nose, buzzing around his brain causing near insanity and endless neuro-damage with midget lightsabers)

Lotesse · 09-25-2005, 12:15 AM

That's where the GUIDED missile went, you poor,deluded maniacal Dr. Evil guy. To the REAL eddie.*takes long drag off smoke, exhales* Don't come looking for diplomatic immunity around here, either, buddy; Nazgul despise Sith lords.

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

I don't need ultimate power right now, not the way YOU want it anyway. I'm just tryna defend my peeps. *fiddling with guided nuclear missile system, finally gets it running* Ah! good. Um.... look over there! *fires missile into rohirrim's eddie ship, absolutely disintegrating it and any passengers that may have been unfortunate enough to have been on board*
Well. All in a day's work. *brushes hands off on robe, looks for espresso machine in the wreckage.*

*cheers upon looking up at the large explosion in the sky*
That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never has anyone shot at such a fake-looking decoy! Only your joining the Dark Side and the might of EDDIE can destroy it, and forever will the Dark Side dominate your destiny!

rohirrim TR · 09-25-2005, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

You'll see whether magical rings exist or not.

(Takes a big gulp of air and then buzzes up rohirrim's nose, buzzing around his brain causing near insanity and endless neuro-damage with midget lightsabers)

uses force mind control on fly and causes it buzz off and commit suicide, so lief's fly form is inaccesible to him now

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 12:17 AM

You shall be speaking different, Lotesse, when we come in and save Entmoot from the economy crash and mass panic that follows all this.

09-25-2005, 12:04 AM	#561
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	picks up Baxter keeps on lap Dr. Evil style Rohirrim, shall I order your ships to drop supplies to build another throne room? May I suggest the top floor? Gives an excellent view of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE (It is so high) . __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-25-2005, 12:06 AM	#563
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too much cross posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-25-2005, 12:08 AM	#566
Lotesse of the House of FÃ«anor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	yes the cross-post demon is having a hey-day today!! __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-25-2005, 12:08 AM	#567
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	cowers in the VIP lounge with her tea, moaning "No more candy sale! No more candy sale!" takes a sip What? Herbal tea?!?! Thanks, but I need somethun' with some KICK to it!! gets a super-size mug of black tea with milk and sugar crawls under a table in the VIP lounge to watch the activities from a safe distance __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

09-25-2005, 12:11 AM	#572
Lotesse of the House of FÃ«anor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	I don't need ultimate power right now, not the way YOU want it anyway. I'm just tryna defend my peeps. fiddling with guided nuclear missile system, finally gets it running Ah! good. Um.... look over there! fires missile into rohirrim's eddie ship, absolutely disintegrating it and any passengers that may have been unfortunate enough to have been on board Well. All in a day's work. brushes hands off on robe, looks for espresso machine in the wreckage. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-25-2005, 12:15 AM	#577
Lotesse of the House of FÃ«anor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	That's where the GUIDED missile went, you poor,deluded maniacal Dr. Evil guy. To the REAL eddie.takes long drag off smoke, exhales Don't come looking for diplomatic immunity around here, either, buddy; Nazgul despise Sith lords. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-25-2005, 12:17 AM	#580
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	You shall be speaking different, Lotesse, when we come in and save Entmoot from the economy crash and mass panic that follows all this. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

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