A few ways to tell if you are obsessed with LOTR - Page 29

Elf Girl · 05-11-2003, 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
You know you're obsessed when you accidentally write "Middle Earth" instead of "Middle East" for some History assignment or other. Repeatedly.

I did that!

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Originally posted by Linaewen
You accidentally refer to yourself as your Entmoot username, forgetting your Atani name.

Well, everyone who doesn't know me at my school refers to me as 'the Elf Girl' (either that or 'the hippie elf on LSD') so I pretty much answer to that now.

Linaewen · 05-11-2003, 07:24 AM

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Originally posted by Elf Girl

Well, everyone who doesn't know me at my school refers to me as 'the Elf Girl' (either that or 'the hippie elf on LSD') so I pretty much answer to that now.

Hippie on LSD?!

Horrible. Just unsheath your sword a bit at school...perhaps they will stop a little....

You know you're obsessed when you refuse to do anything normal during a day, so you can read LotR. Such as having a shower, eating, or Eru forbid... going to the toilet!

You also bring your LotR books to restaurants, to read there. Never mind that it is a formal occasion, and people stare at you.

me9996 · 01-08-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Linaewen

Hippie on LSD?!

Horrible. Just unsheath your sword a bit at school...perhaps they will stop a little....

You know you're obsessed when you refuse to do anything normal during a day, so you can read LotR. Such as having a shower, eating, or Eru forbid... going to the toilet!

You also bring your LotR books to restaurants, to read there. Never mind that it is a formal occasion, and people stare at you.

You can go to the bathroom wile reading LOTR

ItalianLegolas · 01-10-2005, 09:58 AM

I bring the Sil to school and read it at lunch and both the students and the teachers stare at me

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 01-10-2005, 01:37 PM

Why the teachers? It's a classic, isn't? And you're reading when you could be messing around etc.

ethuiliel · 01-10-2005, 05:09 PM

What's wrong with reading the Sil at lunch? I almost always read at lunch... unless I'm feeling sociable... and is Sil so much different from anything else?

Lalaith · 05-11-2003, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen

You accidentally refer to yourself as your Entmoot username, forgetting your Atani name.

I always refer to my entmoot name online. I am registered under my real name on another message board and everytime I write something I want to sign with Lalaith. It's weird.
And when somebody replies with saying my real name I'm really confused.
I'm obsessed. It's a shame.

Linaewen · 05-11-2003, 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by Lalaith
I always refer to my entmoot name online. I am registered under my real name on another message board and everytime I write something I want to sign with Lalaith. It's weird.
And when somebody replies with saying my real name I'm really confused.

Now that is a shame. I don't forget my real name that much unlike [edited]. (Yes, Lai, that IS you!)

edited by azalea. Named user requested it to be edited in her next post.

Lalaith · 05-11-2003, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
Now that is a shame. I don't forget my real name that much, unlike .... (Yes, Lai, that IS you!)

Now you told them my real name. Edit it. Edit it. Please.

slave21ring · 05-11-2003, 12:24 PM

u know u are way 2 obsessed w/ smeagol when:

3.) u refer to yourself as "we" and you're constantly talking to "my precious"

4.) u hate elves of all sorts

5.) stupid fat slow hobbits get on your nerves

6.) u only eat raw meat. they can keep their nassty fish and chips, we likes nice conies.

7.) your last boyfriend gave u the 1 ring after going out 4 a week!

8.) your schizophrenic, and no matter how much other people tell you to stop muttering to yourself in dark corners, you can't stop.

unfortunetly, most of these r true 4 me.

more later

Elf Girl · 05-11-2003, 12:34 PM

Is 4 true for you?

*sob* She hates me!

Lalaith · 05-11-2003, 12:51 PM

Why are we, the Elves, always hated? What have we done? *suffering with Elf Girl*

***azalea*** · 05-11-2003, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by Linaewen

BTW: Today I saw 'Azalea Park' and chuckled. When we wrote questions for 'To Kill A Mockingbird Trivia' in class, my one related to azaleas (Miss Maudie's favourite flower) Hehe.

Lol, I do the same types of things -- for instance, yesterday I went to the beach and it was off of a street named Wayfarer Lane, so of course I thought of Entmoot!

Elf Girl · 05-11-2003, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
Hippie on LSD?! Horrible. Just unsheath your sword a bit at school...perhaps they will stop a little....

I don't mind 'hippie' at all. It's true, really. But I am NOT on LSD, nor have I ever been, nor will I ever be!

**Nurvingiel** · 05-12-2003, 03:58 AM

At your local movie theatre, you insist that the ticket seller lets you buy an advance RotK ticket, right now.

When he doesn't, you call him tricksies and demand to speak to his manager.

Elves are my friends, because I am a tree. (Wow slave21ring, you really are obsessed. But with all LotR, or only Gollum? That's one thing I don't get about Gollum, compared to pretty much everyone else, besides Frodo, the Elves were quite nice to him!)

edit: wrote "Elves" instead of "Gollum" um... oops!

slave21ring · 05-12-2003, 03:49 PM

hehe, i am as obsess w/ LotR as I am w/ smeagol. and I don't always hate elves... remember, i'm schizophrenic.
there's a site I absolutely love; it's iamsmeagol.net ; the only downfall to it is that the creater says that she is smeagol when, so obviously, i am!

unfortunely, it's down right now; being redone or whatever; I check back every day to see if she's done!

[SIZE=6 COLOR=red] SMEAGOL LIVES!!!!!![/SIZE]
www.iamsmeagol.net

Bombadillo · 05-12-2003, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by slave21ring

[SIZE=6 COLOR=red] SMEAGOL LIVES!!!!!![/SIZE]

Noooooooooo... That's bad...
BUt, I actually have a real studder type thing and I often find myself talking to me. But I was like that before I read LotR, so that's irrelevant and frankly off-topic... so I'll post somethiong usefull:

... you see a big pile of crap in the woods and you think "Beorn!"

... whenever you see a guy with long hair and a beard you want to thank him for protecting your town.

... if you hear someone swallow or make a gutteral noise you get suspicious of them.

... every time you see a pipe you start to cry because it reminds you of JRR. *bows head*

... when your lost in a vast, isolated forest without any provisions or company, you look at some tree and are reminded. "Damn. I miss the moot."

Anglorfin · 05-12-2003, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by Bombadillo
... when your lost in a vast, isolated forest without any provisions or company, you look at some tree and are reminded. "Damn. I miss the moot."

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Just struck me as hilarious for some reason.

Starr Polish · 05-12-2003, 09:25 PM

- You know the actual disorder that Gollum/Smeagol has, and it's NOT schizophrenia. It's multiple personality disorder. Anyone who claims to be Gollum might be schizo though.

-Your cell phone has "Mae Govannen" as its' welcome screen and says "Frodo Lives!" when it's idle

- Your prom dress was representative of a LOTR/medieval style, long sleeves, circlet and all

-Your Frodoll is your internet monitor

-You try to incorporate LOTR into every art project you can

-You plan on staying at your job at the theater until December just to dress up LOTR style for the opening weekend of ROTK, and to get ACTUAL movie posters.

Lady_Of_The_Wood · 05-13-2003, 08:39 AM

that.[/FONT] I'm guilty of almost all of Them My family says "i need a life" but come on tolkien is a genuis. who else could come up with such cool names. I couldn't . well sam is a common name but he changed it all. Sam became samwise and bill became bilbo. See tolkien is a genuis. The only way to be obsessed is to stalk Tolkiens descendants and i wouldn't want to do that

01-10-2005, 09:58 AM	#4
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	I bring the Sil to school and read it at lunch and both the students and the teachers stare at me __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-10-2005, 01:37 PM	#5
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	Why the teachers? It's a classic, isn't? And you're reading when you could be messing around etc. __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer

01-10-2005, 05:09 PM	#6
ethuiliel Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA until I find a way to get to Middle Earth Posts: 681	What's wrong with reading the Sil at lunch? I almost always read at lunch... unless I'm feeling sociable... and is Sil so much different from anything else? __________________ "...but I love not the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Numenor." "'I would,' said Faramir. And he took her in his arms and kissed her under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many. And many indeed saw them and the light that shone about them as they came down from the walls and went hand in hand to the Houses of Healing."

05-11-2003, 12:34 PM	#11
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Is 4 true for you? sob She hates me! __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

05-11-2003, 12:51 PM	#12
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Why are we, the Elves, always hated? What have we done? suffering with Elf Girl __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

05-11-2003, 12:24 PM	#10
slave21ring Sapling Join Date: May 2003 Location: a cave under the cracks of doom Posts: 6	u know u are way 2 obsessed w/ smeagol when: 3.) u refer to yourself as "we" and you're constantly talking to "my precious" 4.) u hate elves of all sorts 5.) stupid fat slow hobbits get on your nerves 6.) u only eat raw meat. they can keep their nassty fish and chips, we likes nice conies. 7.) your last boyfriend gave u the 1 ring after going out 4 a week! 8.) your schizophrenic, and no matter how much other people tell you to stop muttering to yourself in dark corners, you can't stop. unfortunetly, most of these r true 4 me. more later

05-12-2003, 03:49 PM	#16
slave21ring Sapling Join Date: May 2003 Location: a cave under the cracks of doom Posts: 6	hehe, i am as obsess w/ LotR as I am w/ smeagol. and I don't always hate elves... remember, i'm schizophrenic. there's a site I absolutely love; it's iamsmeagol.net ; the only downfall to it is that the creater says that she is smeagol when, so obviously, i am! unfortunely, it's down right now; being redone or whatever; I check back every day to see if she's done! [SIZE=6 COLOR=red] SMEAGOL LIVES!!!!!![/SIZE] www.iamsmeagol.net

05-12-2003, 09:25 PM	#19
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	- You know the actual disorder that Gollum/Smeagol has, and it's NOT schizophrenia. It's multiple personality disorder. Anyone who claims to be Gollum might be schizo though. -Your cell phone has "Mae Govannen" as its' welcome screen and says "Frodo Lives!" when it's idle - Your prom dress was representative of a LOTR/medieval style, long sleeves, circlet and all -Your Frodoll is your internet monitor -You try to incorporate LOTR into every art project you can -You plan on staying at your job at the theater until December just to dress up LOTR style for the opening weekend of ROTK, and to get ACTUAL movie posters. __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

05-13-2003, 08:39 AM	#20
Lady_Of_The_Wood Sapling Join Date: May 2003 Location: middle of the shire Posts: 1	i'm guilty that.[/FONT] I'm guilty of almost all of Them My family says "i need a life" but come on tolkien is a genuis. who else could come up with such cool names. I couldn't . well sam is a common name but he changed it all. Sam became samwise and bill became bilbo. See tolkien is a genuis. The only way to be obsessed is to stalk Tolkiens descendants and i wouldn't want to do that

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