08-29-2006, 08:20 PM | #561 |
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(Jesus, went out to get the mail and look what happens!)
And the hulicinatoins stop, as the two mounted knights are sitting and having tea, the tea is concluded and, for some mysterious reason, Hector's nose was cut and bruised, and there ere questionable....inards turned outwards! Not to mention their outfit had changed from jeans and teeshirts to silk kimonos! The two remounted, and as they are to ride towards one another, out came LCoU, screaming like a banshee and a better braveheart then any hollywood twit could ever hope to be, dashed at Sir Hector-epee at the ready- with his trusty claymore, intent on damage. Sane's horse looked as miffed as the rider, "Well this ought to be interesting to watch! What ho?" The horse and rider turn to see a distraught TB scramble out of a ditch and scream something about a sniper... "This is just getting silly..... Ever shall this day be known as the mass hallucination on Badden fields!"
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08-29-2006, 08:23 PM | #562 | |
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respect the great worms TB ... respect the desert ... (anyways i must be off to bed - night all- it's been fun reputing the so-called demise of the cafe') sweet dreams , best BB |
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08-29-2006, 08:25 PM | #563 |
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Good night dear sir. And I too shall retire until the Morrow. Twas a good bit of fun we had. Despite Spock.
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08-29-2006, 08:26 PM | #564 |
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Hector pushes all the nose innard back in, zips shut. Gosh, Dr. Nurvvy was right about this protective stuff...
Hector, in a moment of inspiration, dashes away on foot. Quite by accident his Epee gets stuck in the ground...but what's this? He has found an oil field! TB runs in Hector's direction, and shots are heard in the background. A raving lunatic (Doc Brown) jumps out of a two story window wielding a hefty knife. LCoU turns his banshee around to look, and everyone is agape with horror and fright... ....Hector's face is getting jetted with oil, meanwhile... EDIT: About to leave myself...
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08-29-2006, 08:36 PM | #565 |
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....Sane lights a match, drops it and gallops back to the forrest, on the other side of Badden Fields, into her hide-away in the forest, taking her tea with her!
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08-29-2006, 08:56 PM | #567 |
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TB, hearing the shots, jumps sideways, as the shots ricoche (Sp?) off the rocks he'd just been standing on. He knew his life was in serious danger: these were the worst Chinese pirates this side of the Mississippi, and the fact that each was wielding a Thompson (aka Tommy Gun) didn't help the situation. Just when five of the six (the sixth was holding the sniper rifle), closed in, and all hope seemed lost, TB's cousin, Zeak, came charging in on all twenty of his prostetic legs and eight of his prostetic arms (and his two prostetic minigun/grenade launcher arms), all made from parts of the Chinese pirate's former robot army, and opens up fire. His two miniguns made swiss cheese of the section of forest immediately in front of him.
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remind your cousin not to step in the oil field area...it's a tad hot over there...
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08-29-2006, 09:06 PM | #569 |
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What a little bunch of spammers.
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08-29-2006, 09:10 PM | #570 |
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Hey guys, it's almost bedtime over here...so before I go, I'll read you the
Teacup Cafe Knightly News Aha! "Five Entmooters seriously injured. Entmoot investigator found President Hector, Last Child of Ungoliant, Troll's Bane, Butterbeer, and Spock seriously injured. Sustained wounds have not yet been kept at bay...doctors say that all are in a critical condition until further notice. Two mooters have also been reported missing. The families of The Last Sane Person, and Durinsbane say that they got calls from both of those parties to make it official that they are now bandits and criminals."
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08-29-2006, 09:11 PM | #571 |
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Would you be willing to say that being held at Howitzer-arm point?
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08-29-2006, 10:06 PM | #573 |
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oh what an artist dies in me!
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08-30-2006, 01:02 AM | #575 |
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And Doc GW steps back on the scene. The Tea Cup ER is filled to the brim with injured Mooters. "I have my work cut out for me!" mumbles GW.
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08-30-2006, 05:32 AM | #576 |
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Wow!!!! i go for a night, and there's 2 1/2 new pages. So, what's happening (as it's feels too early for me to be going through it all).
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Much too early for this chaos. At least we have a small corner of the cafe which is clean and has a pot of coffee going.....think I'll have a cup before bedlam reigns again.
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yarr! have at ye!! (i can't see a bloomin' thing with this damn eyepatch on me face)
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08-30-2006, 10:37 AM | #579 |
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I always miss the fun!!!!
Need help there Doc?
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Yes, dear Acally, you can be my intern.
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