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Rondald McDonalds was so upset when the Nazgul threw his burger away that he put on a pink apron and 'Nurdya' the blouse of fire and yelled "I'm strong and invincible, you dont scare me mister Nazgul!" So the nazgul made a Big-mac with evil spells and special sauce. he asked if the drunkwn Dwarves had any ale, but unfortunately they had left it at khazad-dum with the other barrels. At this the Nazgul decided to introduce psychological. "Clowns are scary!" the Nazgul shrieked. Poor Ronald Mcdonald just screamed and strawberry milk-shake splattered all over Pippin, who was very angered by this. Pippin then decided to throw a "hobbit fit" byt hrowing an apple at everyone's head. One apple hit the gaffer. He then pulled out his false teeth and returned fire. The Nazgul freaked and spazmed into oblivion. Meanwhile Merry and Frodo were relaxing in the house of Elrond, unaware that the doom of the enite galaxy was at stake. Elrond was sitting rather impatiently when Gandalf burst in with a red wig on, and reeking of ale he passed out mumbling something about the end of Happy Hour at Sonic. All were thoroughly amazed that Gandalf had broken all of his toenails on the welcome mat when he entered Elrond's
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. Angered, Elrond decapitated
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