Teacup Cafe Part VIII - Page 29

Grey_Wolf · 03-26-2006, 04:34 AM

Hello, mooters. Please do visit the current UK-session in Do You Know This (Too), would u.

It seems Sun-star and CC are the only ones regularly taking a peek and guessing.

Grey_Wolf · 03-26-2006, 04:54 AM

Here's joke for u...

The family cat was behaving wildly and had to be taken to the vet. But the youngest child wanted to know why so the mother told her.

"The cat has to be castrated and then he'll be calm and peaceful and only wants lie on the sofa and rest."

And off they went to the vet and came back a while later and the cat was very calm and just wanted to lie on the sofa and rest.

Then the youngest child went to the mother and asked:

"Is Daddy also catastrated?"

The last sane person · 03-26-2006, 05:31 AM

My kinda joke...Pass the beer.

Rev. Justin Timberlake · 03-26-2006, 05:34 AM

*passes beer*

Rather you than me.

*head throbbing*

The last sane person · 03-26-2006, 05:37 AM

Now what happened to you Rev?

Wow, I need another stiff drink. I'vee actually been through 2 jack and cokes already. No clue who bought the coke, since no one in in our house usually drinks it. The jack daniels is different though.

Hmmm....1:36 am. Lovely.

Rev. Justin Timberlake · 03-26-2006, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Now what happened to you Rev?

Not much, just about eight or nine Amstels, a Jellybaby (not my idea), and a couple vodkas. Oh, and no lunch, no supper, no water. Go me.

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-26-2006, 05:44 AM

A Jellybaby? Never heard of that one. Please tell.

**Nurvingiel** · 03-26-2006, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Justin Timberlake

*passes beer*

Rather you than me.

*head throbbing*

Hair of the dog?

Yeah, what's a Jellybaby? Can you eat them?

The last sane person · 03-26-2006, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Justin Timberlake

Not much, just about eight or nine Amstels, a Jellybaby (not my idea), and a couple vodkas. Oh, and no lunch, no supper, no water. Go me.

Absolutely brilliant. And I...am utterly smashed. Hello and goodbye toto.

Rev. Justin Timberlake · 03-26-2006, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

A Jellybaby? Never heard of that one. Please tell.

It's a mixture of two shooters. I can't remember now. Possibly Tequila and something. Amerula maybe. It was okay.

The last sane person · 03-26-2006, 06:09 AM

Go barf, thten eat something, then probably barf again, then wash and go sleeep. I am aboutt to do this. Or...probably go do laundry first. Ye, I will do laundry. Augh.

Rev. Justin Timberlake · 03-26-2006, 06:13 AM

Oh, I'm fine, just a bit of a headache. Buddy took me for a ride in his SO's mother's car last night which was fun, but I felt a little nauseated from that at the time. It's all good now.

But you can go look at your lunch/supper--it'll help.

Spock · 03-26-2006, 06:19 AM

arghhh, what a noisy bunch.....goes in search of something decafinated and then to make some pancakes.

**Nurvingiel** · 03-26-2006, 07:38 AM

Would you like some blueberry sauce on those pancakes?

I have a delicious cup of decaf here for you. I made some for myself today, because I felt the craving for coffee at 4pm and didn't want to stay up. Never mind that it's 4am now.

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-26-2006, 07:53 AM

Hahahahaha! Look at my new avvie!

Spock · 03-26-2006, 09:52 AM

Sorry, "N", with my earplugs in I didn't here you

. I don't like blueberries, ever since seeing the original Willie Wonka

Bombadillo · 03-26-2006, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

Hahahahaha! Look at my new avvie!

Was that the first time you used that avvie? A long time ago, it belonged to some mooter, I remember. I like it.

Lady Marion Magdalena · 03-26-2006, 01:11 PM

... One should not have to thoroughly chew oatmeal before swallowing. Oatmeal when cooked should not be crunchy. Mine is...

Ergh. Only just got up... have headache, am sore and shakey and I can't even blame it on drinking because I wasn't.

I need chicken soup and crackers right now. Did anyone else ever read that children's book that taught the months? 'Chicken Soup with Rice'? That was a fun book. Pretty illustrations...

Ugh. Homework.

Spock · 03-26-2006, 02:52 PM

Chicken soup will cure many ills. Even scientists are now saying that.....and all our moms knew it ages ago.

klatukatt · 03-26-2006, 02:59 PM

I always thought Chicken Soup was MEANT to be had with rice after that book.
I think I was wrong.

Morning, Mags. Have some soup.

Morning all.

I have the mental naseua that comes from being too long sober.
Anyone want to help me remedy this?

03-26-2006, 05:31 AM	#563
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	My kinda joke...Pass the beer. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

03-26-2006, 05:34 AM	#564
Rev. Justin Timberlake Andúril the White Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Your thoughts Posts: 672	passes beer Rather you than me. head throbbing __________________ Nothing can stop me now cause I just don't care.

03-26-2006, 05:37 AM	#565
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Now what happened to you Rev? Wow, I need another stiff drink. I'vee actually been through 2 jack and cokes already. No clue who bought the coke, since no one in in our house usually drinks it. The jack daniels is different though. Hmmm....1:36 am. Lovely. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

03-26-2006, 05:44 AM	#567
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	A Jellybaby? Never heard of that one. Please tell. __________________ Do you hear that?

03-26-2006, 06:09 AM	#571
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Go barf, thten eat something, then probably barf again, then wash and go sleeep. I am aboutt to do this. Or...probably go do laundry first. Ye, I will do laundry. Augh. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

03-26-2006, 04:34 AM	#561
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Hello, mooters. Please do visit the current UK-session in Do You Know This (Too), would u. It seems Sun-star and CC are the only ones regularly taking a peek and guessing.

03-26-2006, 04:54 AM	#562
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Here's joke for u... The family cat was behaving wildly and had to be taken to the vet. But the youngest child wanted to know why so the mother told her. "The cat has to be castrated and then he'll be calm and peaceful and only wants lie on the sofa and rest." And off they went to the vet and came back a while later and the cat was very calm and just wanted to lie on the sofa and rest. Then the youngest child went to the mother and asked: "Is Daddy also catastrated?"

03-26-2006, 06:13 AM	#572
Rev. Justin Timberlake Andúril the White Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Your thoughts Posts: 672	Oh, I'm fine, just a bit of a headache. Buddy took me for a ride in his SO's mother's car last night which was fun, but I felt a little nauseated from that at the time. It's all good now. But you can go look at your lunch/supper--it'll help. __________________ Nothing can stop me now cause I just don't care.

03-26-2006, 06:19 AM	#573
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	arghhh, what a noisy bunch.....goes in search of something decafinated and then to make some pancakes. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

03-26-2006, 07:53 AM	#575
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Hahahahaha! Look at my new avvie! __________________ Do you hear that?

03-26-2006, 09:52 AM	#576
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Sorry, "N", with my earplugs in I didn't here you . I don't like blueberries, ever since seeing the original Willie Wonka __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

03-26-2006, 01:11 PM	#578
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	... One should not have to thoroughly chew oatmeal before swallowing. Oatmeal when cooked should not be crunchy. Mine is... Ergh. Only just got up... have headache, am sore and shakey and I can't even blame it on drinking because I wasn't. I need chicken soup and crackers right now. Did anyone else ever read that children's book that taught the months? 'Chicken Soup with Rice'? That was a fun book. Pretty illustrations... Ugh. Homework. __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

03-26-2006, 02:52 PM	#579
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Chicken soup will cure many ills. Even scientists are now saying that.....and all our moms knew it ages ago. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

03-26-2006, 02:59 PM	#580
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	I always thought Chicken Soup was MEANT to be had with rice after that book. I think I was wrong. Morning, Mags. Have some soup. Morning all. I have the mental naseua that comes from being too long sober. Anyone want to help me remedy this?

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