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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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OOC: Here's the Other Hobbit (Where ARE you Tano???)
*After some time, they finally reach the main door* Willow: Shall we go in? Tano: Better now than later. *Doors open before them* All 3:  Claenoic: *Snaps out of it* C'mon you two! All: *Walk in* Tano: *Looks around* These are all of the ancestors of Aragren! Other 2: Ooooh... *They see an old man with a purplish antenna in his hand who's looking in his lap* OOC: Run out of inspiration. COME ON TANO!!!!! (And I still get Haldir!)
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! Last edited by Claenoic : 06-17-2002 at 11:26 PM. |
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06-18-2002, 01:55 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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* One part of the Cellowship rides on through the path of the dead to the Pelargirhaven.*
Eruviel: Aragren... Renille: Yes? Eruviel: My butt is sore.... Renille: Your butt can't be sore, you're an elf. You know, graceful being, capable of a lot of things, having great stamina and such? Elladan: All this horseriding makes my clothes crease! *All look at Elladan* Renille: *sighs* I'll take that back.... Eärniel: Aragren.... Renille: Yes! Eärniel: I'm hungry.... Renille: We have no time to eat! We've got to save Gondor! Eärniel: *eyes wide* Saving Gondor on an empty stomach?!? Oh the horror..... But see, we've read the book, we KNOW we get there on time.... So a little break to eat won't do any harm right? Renille: Will you shut up if I give in? Eärniel: Yes. Renille: Allright people! Let's eat! Elladan: The ground's dirty! No way I'm going to sit there! Garina: Then why did you come in the first place? Elladan: I wouldn't have if father hadn't said: "There's a bunch of loonies going to save Middle-earth, one looney more or less won't matter,.... I mean, my sons, you are both very capable, go and help them. And make sure they don't call me again while I'm taking a bath." Elrohir: (yes he speaks ladies and gentlemen  ) Yeah, he was kind of upset by that call, dunno why really...*all look accusingly at Eärniel* Eärniel: What? I did it for a good cause!
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06-18-2002, 02:02 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Eruviel: Excellent! Food!
Earniel: Finally... Garina: So...what are we going to eat? Aragren: Good question. Maybe you should have thought about that before making us stop. Eruviel: We have lembas, and I think I've got some chocolate left over...*purposely forgetting to mention her large supply of miruvor* *They sit down and eat, except for both twins, who remain on their horses as the eat. Eruviel sneaks off with Earniel and Garina and they share the miruvor* Elledan: Really, I hope this ends soon, all this riding is horrible for my complexion. But I have naught to worry about, really, seeing as I'm still the prettiest. *he is shoved into the muddy river by Eruviel* EG: Not anymore! *all stare at EG* EG: What, he was getting on my nerves!
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06-18-2002, 08:42 AM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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When the Gondorians showed up Finrod booted it and found himself at a swimming pool. A pool full of...
Finrod- Rubber Duckses! Finrod loves rubber Duckses! He goes in pool to play with duckses! All this time he didn't realize the rangers were watching him. Last edited by Finrod Felagund : 06-19-2002 at 01:45 PM. |
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06-18-2002, 07:43 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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Renille- Elledan, are you okay??
Elledan- *crying* I can't believe it...you MORONS! You complete MORONS! How could you?? You...spoiled... Eruviel- *starts laughing* Renille- You've been drinking miruver again, haven't you, Eruviel? Eruviel- How would I have it NOW?? Earniel-*cough* endless supply of bottles!*cough* Elrohir- Ladies, pardon me, but we have a country to save. Gimrina- Then get your brother calmed down a little! Elrohir- Hey Star-boy! Get over a little mud already! Elledan- YOU don't like mud EITHER! Elrohir- No, but I don't PROVOKE people to pushing me in it either! So HA! Renille- Don't let me interrupt, boys, but we have a country to save. Earniel- But...but you promised...eat! Renille- We ATE! We've got to go, or else we'll be late. Eruviel- But in the book... Renille- In the book, we didn't stop to eat. Can we save Gondor yet, please?! PACK UP NOW! Gimrina- Okay, we can go, I GUESS. Renille- Finally! Get on a ship everyone. Cast off! TO GONDOR!! Earniel- Yippity doo da...where's that miruvor, Eruviel? Elledan-*overhears* You have some? Where?
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06-18-2002, 11:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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ooc: I'm here...*wince* save the berating for later, neh? I've gotta post now...
 Heehee.. Tano: *sees Denethor* Criminey....I have to swear allegiance to HIM? Willow: *sighs* YES. Tano: But he looks like a depressive pyromanaic! Claenoic: Tano, he IS a depressive pyro. You still have to swear. Tano: Fine, then. *steps forward* My Lord Denethor! Denethor: (ooc: I have this sudden urge to call him "Denny") What are you all doing here? Tano: We...ah...*gulps* Well, Gandgirl was supposed to bring us, only she's gone to Mordor because the story's all messed up, and really I'm supposed to bring news of your son's death and tehn swear allegiance to you...neh? Denethor: Son's death? Faramir is dead? Tano: *to the other hobbits* Oh, crikey. I KNEW not having a Boromir would cause problems...*to Denethor* No, I know not of Faramir. I speak of your elder son, Boromir, who was part of the Fellowship, which set out from Rivendell some time ago... Denthor: Oh, that's right. The transistor radio... All three hobbits: The what? Denethor: *holds up the antenna and other scraps that were in his lap* This is what is left of my son, Boromir... ooc: okay, parental units are yelling at me to eat....Willow, Claenoic, I have an idea...don't post any until I'm done, okay? I'll come back right after dinner, I promise! -tano 10:36pm...how about I just continue the post, neh? Denethor: This is what is left of my son, Boromir...he was a victim of a cruel, cruel magic by the Dark Lord. He was turned into a radio. When he said that he wished to travel, I felt that it was right to let him go. Tano: You are a kind father. Denethor: Thank you. Now why were you here again? Tano: To tell you Boromir's story, and to swear allegiance to you. Denethor: Ah, good. Storytime. Tano: Well...*glances at the other hobbits* there really isn't that much to tell. I mean, we were fighting the orcs, and a voice said "My brother...no, wait...My brother..." and some other things that really didn't make sense...and then we*gestures at hobbits*were swept away by the orcs. Denethor: Ah. Well...Boromir...Boromir...what a bitter end! Tano: You may not think that there is much service in a hobbit, my lord, but what little service there is I give to you. Denethor: Swear on my sword. ooc: and now the parental units are yelling again. You other hobbitsh people can post if you want...that was the extent my idea needed to go. Good night! -tano
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06-19-2002, 01:57 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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EG: Oh, I don't have any Miruvor. I don't know what Earniel was going on about--ow! *is kicked by Garina, and suddenly feels sorry for the vain half-elf* Alright, here, you can have some of my miruvor.
Elledan: Oh--thank you.
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06-19-2002, 08:09 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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OOC: exam stress is finally getting to me....
*bickering about the miruvor, they ride on, the ghost army trailing them* Eärniel: What do you mean you *mimics Eruviel* 'don't know what Eärniel was going on about'? You know very well, I stole that miruvor from Elrond himself. I only gave it to you for safe keeping during the quest. Eruviel: You nearly drank all of it, safe keeping is keeping it away from YOU. And I do not talk that way! Renille: Guys.... Eärniel: You're just trying to keep all the miruvor to yourself isn't it? An you do talk like that! Renille: oh, guys.... Eruviel: Keeping it to myself? I just shared some with Elladan! Eärniel: Only because you had no other choice! Drunk elf! Renille: Guys. Eruviel: Who's drunk now? You're confusing me with somebody else! Eärniel: No I'm not! Don't try to wiggle out of our discussion! Renille: Guys! Eruviel: Wiggling? Just who is... Renille: GUYS!!!!! *Eärniel and Eruviel together* What? Renille: We're about to reach the harbour and I'm fed up with your bickering. How are we going to save my land when you two are discussing who should have the miruvor. *Eärniel and Eruviel look embarrassed* Sorry... Renille: That's better. Eruviel:*to Eärniel* So, wants some miruvor? Eärniel: Don't mind if I do! Renille: *sighs* What a queen has to do to save her country.....
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06-19-2002, 08:20 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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Gimrina: *rolls her eyes at the two elves*
Elrohir: Are you a dwarf? Gimrina: WHAT? Elrohir: Well, there was supposed to be a dwarf in the company, and you're the shortest... Gimrina: *slaps him round the face* 5'5" is not short!!!!!!!! ooc: sorry, that was just random - I'm on an end of exams high!
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06-19-2002, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lothlórien
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At the window of the west...
Mirahzi unbinds their eyes, and they stare at a display of squirt guns. Elf Girl: Huh? Mirahzi: At least you came at the right time. Watch? *all squirt guns go off simultaneosely* Laurelyn: What happened to a waterfall? And the sunset? Glodo: Weapons! Save me! *covers face*
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06-19-2002, 02:21 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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ooc: Those poor sons of Elrond...*evil grin*
Eruviel: Sorry, Earniel, I just didn't want to share it with him Earniel: But-*drinks more Miruvor* fine. Elledan: *desperate attempt to be polite* Thank you for your generous offer of miruvor, milady--*is interrupted as he is punched by Eruviel* Ow! Eruviel: lady? Excuse me? I'm Legolas.  Elledan: er... Eruviel: And don't try being polite--your fakeness sickens me. Elledan: rides the other way, sniffling. Aragren: Eruviel! Cut it out! Leave the poor elf alone! We're trying to save my country here! Eruviel: Sorry. *sniff*
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06-19-2002, 02:25 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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OOC- Guys, we should probably slow down a little. Faramir has to be almost dying at the end of the imminent battle, and currently, he's still at the Window of the West. (Hurry UP Elf Girl and co.
) So to be nice, I'm taking a non-plot detour.(Who woulda thought I, Aragren, would do such a thing! )Renille- You guys...I think you've had enough miruvor for now. Let me have it. Eruviel- NO! You just want it all for yourself. You can't have it. Earniel- Yeah...keep it away! You can't catch it! Renille- You two really ARE drunk, aren't you. Both- NO! Renille- Okay...but then how come you couldn't remember that I'm NOT EVEN 16 YET? I can't RIDE, let alone drink. Gimrina- And you're the dwarf! Renille- Wha...dwarf!? Me? no. Elrohir- You must be! You're so short! Renille- 5'1" and 3/4 of an inch isn't all that short. Elrohir- Yes, it is. Renille- I don't have a...where are we? *All of a sudden, the ship had turned around without the bickering cellowship's notice...they were now approaching a very tropical landform. Hula music played in the background.* Eruviel- Maybe I really AM drunk...this isn't on the map of Middle Earth, is it? Elladan- Well you know...not all lands are charted. Renille- Turn the ship around! There could be cannibals on board! Elrohir- You're a DWARF ! We don't have to listen to you anymore. Renille- I'm not a dwarf...tell them, please, Earniel! Earniel- You are rather short, you know. Renille- But...but...Gondor...I'm... Eruviel- Really short. You lied. You're a dwarf.Let's land here! Renille- But... OOC- Once again...my height complicates things.
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06-19-2002, 02:30 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Eruviel pulls something out of her pack. It's a very battered copy of The Book.
Eruviel: *looking up a chapter* We aren't actually late, Ren. See, the battle hasn't even started yet! Ren: But how did you know? Eruviel: The book. See, I noticed a while back that it was...changing a bit. So...I looked up "Window on the West," and see, it said they were still there and Pelennor Fields hasn't happened yet. I would have told you about the book earlier, but... Ren: Well, good, we know. So...I guess we'll stay at this island for a bit. Hey, does the book have the end, by any chance? Eruviel: Uh...the pages are blank past the parts we're in now. *drinks some more miruvor*
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06-19-2002, 02:36 PM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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06-19-2002, 07:30 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Seattle, WA
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Faramirahzi: Ok, people! Take off your blinds!
Glodo: Ugh.. finally, I think my nasal passages are scarred for life! Gandgirl: Ahh be quiet! Faramirahzi: Ok.. anyway, welcome to my super-secret hiding place! Also known as the Window of the West. Glodo: You'd think it'd be bigger.. Faramirahzi: That's just the lobby. Gondorian Scouts arrive. Scout: There's a scrawny orc swimmin' in our pool.. he's playing' with our rubber duckies! Faramirahzi: Bring him here, then eh? We can't have anyone messing with our duckies.
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06-20-2002, 10:49 AM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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*Finrod sees everyone watching him*
Finrod - OH! SO HOBBITSES AND WIZARDSES AND GONDORIANSES SPY ON FINROLLUM'S BATH! NOW YOU TAKES ME BLINDFOLDED? NO WAY TO TREAT ELF! rollum, rollum! AND THEY THINKS WE IS AN ORC! NASTY PEOPLES!!!!! |
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06-20-2002, 07:34 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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Claenoic: Now, if you two don't mind, I'll be heading off to Theoden now *mutters* I'm scoring BIG on my frequent flyer miles.
Tano: Eh? What's that? Claenoic: Nothing. *snaps fingers* *Disappears* Willow: How does she do that? Tano: The world may never know *Takes out a tootsie roll pop and sticks it in her mouth* Later, at where ever Theoden is... Claenoic: *Lands on head* Ow! Gentler landings... think about that next time. Theoden: ? Claenoic: Never mind... I've come to swear my allegiance to you inexplicably! Theoden: Big word... ouchie. Claenoic: *Sigh* Now can I swear allegiance to you? Theoden: Yes, yes. Swear on my sword. OOC: Sorry about the Tootsie roll pop thing! Personal joke. Tootsie Roll Pop thing is copyrighted to Hikaness, all rights are reserved.
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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06-20-2002, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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Willow:Are you going to swear to Denethor now?
Tano: Oh right. (Turns back to where our favorite pyromaniac is waiting) I swear by your sword and by my role as the Goddess of Ice and Flashlight batteries to serve Gondor as long as I may live. Denny: Your oath is accepted I'll have people show you and your companion to your rooms. You, Random Soldier! Random Soldier:Yes my lord? Denny:Show the two short people around. Random Soldier: Yes sir. (He goes and Willow and Tano follow him) OOC:Can I do the Battle of Pelennor fields scene? Please, I have a really good idea for it and it's really funny. Please Please Please Please Pleeeeeeeeaaaase?
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06-20-2002, 10:21 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
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OOC-It's okay with me, Willow, as long as I have my houses of healing scene!!
 Renille- I think I'm changing my mind...this island looks dangerous. And Eruviel, put the miruvor AWAY.Please. Eruviel- But WHY, Ren??? Renille- Because I don't like drunk elves as part of my crew. Earniel- Elves don't get drunk. Renille- I could prove you wrong! Look, in the Hobbit, it talks about drunken ELVES! Look, see! It tells how Bilbo's guards were sampling wine and getting drunk. Earniel- Heehee...I guess you're right. But really, why do you not want to land here? Renille- Because. There might be cannibals or worse yet, more miruvor! Gimrina- More...where??? Renille- I shouldn't have said that. Earniel- I really REALLY need to go ashore... Renille- Fine with me. See if I care if you get eaten...bye now. Eruviel- *leaving* You think she's mad at us? Earniel- Na. She's mad at miruvor. Plus she's stressed. Queenship is a big deal, you know. OOC- NO,to clarify, I'm NOT mad at any of you at all.
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06-21-2002, 04:39 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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Moraumer: *watching Claenoic inexplicably fall out of the sky* Well thats a new way to travel... must try it sometime...
Theoden: What is this strange creature on me? Moraumer: Relax, its just a hobbit. It needs to swear allegiance to you or something, so it can fight for you. Theoden: But I dont want a child fighting for me! TCowyn: Just shut up and let it swear, alright! Theoden: *grumbles* Claenoic: Thankyou, fair lady. So King Theoden Sir, will you accept my allegiance? Theoden: Well I don't have a choice, do I? Claenoic: Excellent! Moraumer: *sighs* And now our progress is even further delayed... I wonder how Gondor is holding up cause we wont be there for a while.
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