They'd never say that! - Page 29

Blackheart · 01-18-2005, 03:16 PM

Sam to Gimli: Why are those three golden hairs so short and curly?

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-18-2005, 04:38 PM

Ted Sandyman: you know what sam, i think you're right, bilbo baggins was a genius, and your cousin did see a tree walking up on the north downs

yay for obscure book references!!

Embladyne · 01-18-2005, 06:05 PM

Theoden's last words, to Eowyn:
And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy.
Oh frabjous day... *cough* *cough*
Will someone help me finish this poem? I'm dying here...

trolls' bane · 01-18-2005, 09:22 PM

The ring to the ringbearer (including but not limited to frodo):Please don't take me back to Sauron! Throw me into Sammath Naur! Just don't take me to Sauron, and please don't keep me either.

me9996 · 01-18-2005, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Embladyne

Yeah, I kept thinking of this one, too.

I know, I saw it in this giant marble over here,

me9996 · 01-18-2005, 10:47 PM

This realy isn't on topic but if I started my own tread for this it would get merged with this so.

___________________
Tolken fan1: Did you here about that new LOTR arcade game?
Tolken fan2: No, how much change does it take?
Tolken fan1: It doesn't! It only takes tolkens!
___________________
Aragorn: Did you hear the one about the six foot tall hobbit?
Arwin: No.
Aragorn: Oh, to bad, neather did I.
___________________
Gandalf: What do you get when you cross an ent with a washer?
Saruman: Entwash!

Lenya · 01-19-2005, 03:09 PM

Denethor: Faramir my son, I love you. I love you even more than your brother. Come here and give me a hug...

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-19-2005, 04:35 PM

Gandalf: take that you nasty denethor <hits d on head with staff bopp!>

oh wait, has that been done already?

Manveru · 01-19-2005, 07:33 PM

Faramir: "So... this is the answer to all the riddles. Here in the wild I have you. Two halflings and a host of men at my call. The Ring of power within my grasp. A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.......................The Ring will go to Gondor."

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-19-2005, 07:35 PM

Arwen: If you want him, come and claim him <to witch-king>

i am beginning to see a pattern

Beren3000 · 01-20-2005, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manveru

Faramir: "So... this is the answer to all the riddles. Here in the wild I have you. Two halflings and a host of men at my call. The Ring of power within my grasp. A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.......................The Ring will go to Gondor."

LOL

Telcontar_Dunedain · 01-20-2005, 03:43 PM

Gimli: No body tosses a dwarf.

They seem strangley familiar, wouldn't you say Chrys.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-20-2005, 04:02 PM

Aragorn: <chops off head of tMoS> I dont believe him!

bit of 'familiarity', cant seem to think where from, though

Telcontar_Dunedain · 01-20-2005, 05:00 PM

Legolas:*slides down Mumak's trunk*
Gimli: That only counts as one.

I can't quite place them.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-20-2005, 05:06 PM

elrond: put aside the ranger, be who you were born to be!

elrond: he has chosen exile

Manveru · 01-20-2005, 05:58 PM

Grima: You are banished forthwith from the Kingdom of Rohan. Under pain of death!

Telcontar_Dunedain · 01-20-2005, 05:59 PM

Gandalf: *cough* *cough cough*

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-20-2005, 06:01 PM

gandalf: i shall draw you saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!

merry (to pippin): you smoke too much, pip!

Lenya · 01-21-2005, 08:46 AM

<Haldir arriving at Helm's Deep> ... to honour the last alliance.

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 01-21-2005, 12:27 PM

Sam (to Gollum): Now listen here, and you listen good and proper...

01-18-2005, 03:16 PM	#561
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Sam to Gimli: Why are those three golden hairs so short and curly? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

01-18-2005, 06:05 PM	#563
Embladyne Honourary Elitist Inklette Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: between the mountains and the sea Posts: 704	Theoden's last words, to Eowyn: And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy. Oh frabjous day... cough cough Will someone help me finish this poem? I'm dying here... __________________ Even on the pinnacle of a palace a crow does not become an eagle. My DA page

01-18-2005, 09:22 PM	#564
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	The ring to the ringbearer (including but not limited to frodo):Please don't take me back to Sauron! Throw me into Sammath Naur! Just don't take me to Sauron, and please don't keep me either. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

01-19-2005, 07:33 PM	#569
Manveru Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 256	Faramir: "So... this is the answer to all the riddles. Here in the wild I have you. Two halflings and a host of men at my call. The Ring of power within my grasp. A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.......................The Ring will go to Gondor." __________________ Earendel arose where the shadow flows At Ocean's silent brim; Through the mouth of night as a ray of light Where the shores are sheer and dim He launched his bark like a silver spark From the last and lonely sand; Then on sunlit breath of day's fiery death He sailed from Westerland

01-20-2005, 03:43 PM	#572
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Gimli: No body tosses a dwarf. They seem strangley familiar, wouldn't you say Chrys. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

01-18-2005, 04:38 PM	#562
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Ted Sandyman: you know what sam, i think you're right, bilbo baggins was a genius, and your cousin did see a tree walking up on the north downs yay for obscure book references!!

01-19-2005, 03:09 PM	#567
Lenya Elentári Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: South Africa Posts: 727	Denethor: Faramir my son, I love you. I love you even more than your brother. Come here and give me a hug...

01-19-2005, 04:35 PM	#568
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Gandalf: take that you nasty denethor <hits d on head with staff bopp!> oh wait, has that been done already?

01-19-2005, 07:35 PM	#570
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Arwen: If you want him, come and claim him <to witch-king> i am beginning to see a pattern

01-20-2005, 04:02 PM	#573
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Aragorn: <chops off head of tMoS> I dont believe him! bit of 'familiarity', cant seem to think where from, though

01-20-2005, 05:00 PM	#574
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Legolas:slides down Mumak's trunk Gimli: That only counts as one. I can't quite place them. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

01-20-2005, 05:06 PM	#575
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	elrond: put aside the ranger, be who you were born to be! elrond: he has chosen exile

01-20-2005, 05:58 PM	#576
Manveru Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 256	Grima: You are banished forthwith from the Kingdom of Rohan. Under pain of death! __________________ Earendel arose where the shadow flows At Ocean's silent brim; Through the mouth of night as a ray of light Where the shores are sheer and dim He launched his bark like a silver spark From the last and lonely sand; Then on sunlit breath of day's fiery death He sailed from Westerland

01-20-2005, 05:59 PM	#577
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Gandalf: cough cough cough __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

01-20-2005, 06:01 PM	#578
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	gandalf: i shall draw you saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound! merry (to pippin): you smoke too much, pip!

01-21-2005, 08:46 AM	#579
Lenya Elentári Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: South Africa Posts: 727	<Haldir arriving at Helm's Deep> ... to honour the last alliance.

01-21-2005, 12:27 PM	#580
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	Sam (to Gollum): Now listen here, and you listen good and proper... __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer