01-18-2005, 03:16 PM | #561 |
Elf Lord
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Sam to Gimli: Why are those three golden hairs so short and curly?
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
01-18-2005, 04:38 PM | #562 |
The Intermittent One
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Ted Sandyman: you know what sam, i think you're right, bilbo baggins was a genius, and your cousin did see a tree walking up on the north downs
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01-18-2005, 06:05 PM | #563 |
Honourary Elitist Inklette
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Theoden's last words, to Eowyn:
And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy. Oh frabjous day... *cough* *cough* Will someone help me finish this poem? I'm dying here... |
01-18-2005, 09:22 PM | #564 |
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
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The ring to the ringbearer (including but not limited to frodo):Please don't take me back to Sauron! Throw me into Sammath Naur! Just don't take me to Sauron, and please don't keep me either.
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I know.
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Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
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01-18-2005, 10:47 PM | #566 | |
Ring-smith
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Jokes!
This realy isn't on topic but if I started my own tread for this it would get merged with this so.
___________________ Tolken fan1: Did you here about that new LOTR arcade game? Tolken fan2: No, how much change does it take? Tolken fan1: It doesn't! It only takes tolkens! ___________________ Aragorn: Did you hear the one about the six foot tall hobbit? Arwin: No. Aragorn: Oh, to bad, neather did I. ___________________ Gandalf: What do you get when you cross an ent with a washer? Saruman: Entwash!
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Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
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01-19-2005, 03:09 PM | #567 |
Elentári
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Denethor: Faramir my son, I love you. I love you even more than your brother. Come here and give me a hug...
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01-19-2005, 04:35 PM | #568 |
The Intermittent One
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Gandalf: take that you nasty denethor <hits d on head with staff bopp!>
oh wait, has that been done already? |
01-19-2005, 07:33 PM | #569 |
Elven Warrior
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Faramir: "So... this is the answer to all the riddles. Here in the wild I have you. Two halflings and a host of men at my call. The Ring of power within my grasp. A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.......................The Ring will go to Gondor."
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Earendel arose where the shadow flows At Ocean's silent brim; Through the mouth of night as a ray of light Where the shores are sheer and dim He launched his bark like a silver spark From the last and lonely sand; Then on sunlit breath of day's fiery death He sailed from Westerland |
01-19-2005, 07:35 PM | #570 |
The Intermittent One
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Arwen: If you want him, come and claim him <to witch-king>
i am beginning to see a pattern |
01-20-2005, 03:56 AM | #571 | |
Fëanorophobic
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01-20-2005, 03:43 PM | #572 |
Warrior of the House of Hador
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Gimli: No body tosses a dwarf.
They seem strangley familiar, wouldn't you say Chrys.
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
01-20-2005, 04:02 PM | #573 |
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Aragorn: <chops off head of tMoS> I dont believe him!
bit of 'familiarity', cant seem to think where from, though |
01-20-2005, 05:00 PM | #574 |
Warrior of the House of Hador
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Legolas:*slides down Mumak's trunk*
Gimli: That only counts as one. I can't quite place them.
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
01-20-2005, 05:06 PM | #575 |
The Intermittent One
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elrond: put aside the ranger, be who you were born to be!
elrond: he has chosen exile |
01-20-2005, 05:58 PM | #576 |
Elven Warrior
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Grima: You are banished forthwith from the Kingdom of Rohan. Under pain of death!
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Earendel arose where the shadow flows At Ocean's silent brim; Through the mouth of night as a ray of light Where the shores are sheer and dim He launched his bark like a silver spark From the last and lonely sand; Then on sunlit breath of day's fiery death He sailed from Westerland |
01-20-2005, 05:59 PM | #577 |
Warrior of the House of Hador
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Gandalf: *cough* *cough cough*
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
01-20-2005, 06:01 PM | #578 |
The Intermittent One
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gandalf: i shall draw you saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
merry (to pippin): you smoke too much, pip! |
01-21-2005, 08:46 AM | #579 |
Elentári
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<Haldir arriving at Helm's Deep> ... to honour the last alliance. |
01-21-2005, 12:27 PM | #580 |
Magnificent Master of Buckland
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Sam (to Gollum): Now listen here, and you listen good and proper...
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |