The Teacup Cafe II - Page 28

rohirrim TR · 09-24-2005, 11:50 PM

*fires RPG (rocket propelled greanade) at Lotesse dispersing her nazgul form and sending her shapeless and void back to her master, i also send a note to sauron explaning why i had to take such drastic measures and hope he understands*

rohirrim TR · 09-24-2005, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

Rohirrim, do you seriously want to face the lawsuits that blowing up the Café would bring to your door? Trust me, they can get serious. When I blew up the Café last, Nurvi nearly brought me to court. You could really get into serious trouble. Just a warning

. Besides, you'd probably miss your target

.

if there are no survivors and i own the galaxy i really don't think it matters *talks into com link* Admiral, go to defcon 2

trolls' bane · 09-24-2005, 11:52 PM

*Officers in marching band parad down the street playing the imperial march.*
Man, all this gives me an appetite for going and playing Jedi Outcast on the bigscreen.

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 11:53 PM

*Lotesse pauses for a moment, checking self and garments while dust settles eerily from the ruined ceiling* Nope. Nothing. Was that you, rohirrim? What was that? Oh, well. *goes to change clothes into something less dusty and tattered-looking.*

trolls' bane · 09-24-2005, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

if there are no survivors and i own the galaxy i really don't think it matters *talks into com link* Admiral, go to defcon 2

Right away sir! *salutes*
Captain, bring me Webster's Dictionary of Totalitarianism and War. Look up Defcon two.

Lief Erikson · 09-24-2005, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

*fires RPG (rocket propelled greanade) at Lotesse dispersing her nazgul form and sending her shapeless and void back to her master, i also send a note to sauron explaning why i had to take such drastic measures and hope he understands*

(Sadly) Bye bye, Lotesse

.

(Shapeshifts into a fly and buzzes away from the Café)

rohirrim TR · 09-24-2005, 11:55 PM

thats a boring ending lief how about we kill you then your spirit flys away a fly?

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 11:55 PM

Ah, gentlemen? I believe at this juncture in everyone's career, we have reached at LEAST defcon four. *double-checks military manual*

What is this "Bye Bye Lotesse?" *frantically and rashly starts flipping out* I AM RIGHT HERE!! Oh - maybe I should put some clothes back on, so I'm visible. * goes to re-dress in new clewan dust-free robe*

DEFCON ONE?? ARE YOU for REAL??

trolls' bane · 09-24-2005, 11:56 PM

*Marching soldiers take are ordered to immediately rebuild Teacup Cafe and paint the walls black, for the Dark Side*

rohirrim TR · 09-24-2005, 11:57 PM

THE EMPIRE IS GOING TO DEFCON 1, YOU COPY THAT ADMIRAL?

oh you're rebuilding and repainting, thats brilliant admiral way to get the people on our side... oh they already are on our side i forgot

Lief Erikson · 09-24-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

thats a boring ending lief how about we kill you then your spirit flys away a fly?

I didn't see many other options

. I cannot defeat your army. I must use those resources available to me. You had best watch your back from now on. I might very possibly return.

rohirrim TR · 09-24-2005, 11:59 PM

join me and let us rule the galaxy

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Ah, gentlemen? I believe at this juncture in everyone's career, we have reached at LEAST defcon four. *double-checks military manual*

What is this "Bye Bye Lotesse?" *frantically and rashly starts flipping out* I AM RIGHT HERE!! Oh - maybe I should put some clothes back on, so I'm visible. * goes to re-dress in new clewan dust-free robe*

DEFCON ONE?? ARE YOU for REAL??

Hello... anybody out there? You guys? Hello... * wanders around wreckage, looking for Lief*

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

THE EMPIRE IS GOING TO DEFCON 1, YOU COPY THAT ADMIRAL?

oh you're rebuilding and repainting, thats brilliant admiral way to get the people on our side... oh they already are on our side i forgot

Yes sir, thank you sir.
Shall I leave a garrison here? Oh, and I found evidence that there is a Lief Ericson Base on Hoth? How about a quick orbital bombardment by our growing fleet of 168 Star Destroyers?

rohirrim TR · 09-25-2005, 12:01 AM

my armys rebuilding the cafe and fixing damage, BTW don't go out on the street martial law has been declared

Lief Erikson · 09-25-2005, 12:01 AM

(Uses midget communicator to contact Lotesse)

It might be wise to evacuate the Café while we still can. We aren't exactly heroic

. The Empire will find nothing to conquer, and will be left with merely one black-paint skyscraper to its name. We will regroup . . . uh . . . in Eddies. Not a place they'd be quick to look for us

.

rohirrim TR · 09-25-2005, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Yes sir, thank you sir.
Shall I leave a garrison here? Oh, and I found evidence that there is a Lief Ericson Base on Hoth? How about a quick orbital bombardment by our growing fleet of 168 Star Destroyers?

very good admiral, proceed

Lotesse · 09-25-2005, 12:02 AM

You Shall Not Pass!!! You'll never get your stinky armies in the Teacup, I shall defend its honour if I must all alone, Here I Stand!!! You Shall Not Passs!!! *starts emitting Black Breath in a fifty mile radius all around the Teacup*

rohirrim TR · 09-25-2005, 12:04 AM

so now your're gandalf? geez talk about delusions, BB is going to pay later

Lief Erikson · 09-25-2005, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

You Shall Not Pass!!! You'll never get your stinky armies in the Teacup, I shall defend its honmour if I must all alone, Here I Stand!!! You Shall Not Passs!!!

(Renews communicator contact) A straight fight is just what they want, and just what we need to avoid at this point!

09-24-2005, 11:52 PM	#543
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Officers in marching band parad down the street playing the imperial march. Man, all this gives me an appetite for going and playing Jedi Outcast on the bigscreen. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-24-2005, 11:53 PM	#544
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Lotesse pauses for a moment, checking self and garments while dust settles eerily from the ruined ceiling Nope. Nothing. Was that you, rohirrim? What was that? Oh, well. goes to change clothes into something less dusty and tattered-looking. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-24-2005, 11:55 PM	#548
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Ah, gentlemen? I believe at this juncture in everyone's career, we have reached at LEAST defcon four. double-checks military manual What is this "Bye Bye Lotesse?" frantically and rashly starts flipping out I AM RIGHT HERE!! Oh - maybe I should put some clothes back on, so I'm visible. * goes to re-dress in new clewan dust-free robe* DEFCON ONE?? ARE YOU for REAL?? __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Last edited by Lotesse : 09-24-2005 at 11:58 PM.

09-24-2005, 11:56 PM	#549
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Marching soldiers take are ordered to immediately rebuild Teacup Cafe and paint the walls black, for the Dark Side __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-25-2005, 12:01 AM	#556
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	(Uses midget communicator to contact Lotesse) It might be wise to evacuate the Café while we still can. We aren't exactly heroic . The Empire will find nothing to conquer, and will be left with merely one black-paint skyscraper to its name. We will regroup . . . uh . . . in Eddies. Not a place they'd be quick to look for us . __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." Last edited by Lief Erikson : 09-25-2005 at 12:02 AM.

09-25-2005, 12:02 AM	#558
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	You Shall Not Pass!!! You'll never get your stinky armies in the Teacup, I shall defend its honour if I must all alone, Here I Stand!!! You Shall Not Passs!!! starts emitting Black Breath in a fifty mile radius all around the Teacup __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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