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01-09-2005, 05:45 PM | #542 | |
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Rangers in entmoot
Ranger1:Hey look! I found ents online!
Ranger2:Let me see! Strider:Let me gess, they're mooting? Ranger1:Why yes! How did you know? Strider:Lucky gess. Ranger2:These don't look like ent names, Ranger1:Yah, that one looks like a spider name! Ranger2:And that one looks like a rangers name! Strider:"me9996" that ent must be vain! (Note from writer:I'm not vain, It's a long story...) Ranger1:And look! A thing for middle-earth! Strider:I don't think we want to see the "Lord of the Rings" things. Ranger1:I know, who would put a thing on here about the unamed one? (Souron) Ranger2:Log in? They must be canables! Strider:No, ents aren't trees. But they still wouldn't eat trees! Ranger1:Let's get out before some thing else happens! THE END
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01-10-2005, 05:46 PM | #543 | |
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01-14-2005, 05:50 PM | #544 |
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Looking 'way back in this thread from last year, I always thought this one was pretty funny (even if I did make it up myself....)
Treebeard to Pippin and Merry: "Check it out, dudes! Turbo-charged, dual exhaust, five-speed. Hop in! We'll open this baby up all the way to Isengard!" Yes a moldy oldie from an oldie moldy... (Just passin' thru kids )
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01-14-2005, 08:55 PM | #545 |
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Tom Bombadil (to the hobbits caught by the barrow wights) : What? You want me to rescue you again? You better be paying overtime.
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01-14-2005, 08:56 PM | #546 |
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barliman butterbur:
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Me! Me! Me!
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Now, I post! Strider(Set to music):Oh, I just can't wait to be king! _____________________ Morgoth:Okay! I give up! Here, have a silmaril! _____________________ Theoden:Let's just fight them here! We must protect the fields! _____________________ Saruman:No! I won't fight rohan! They're to big and scarey! _____________________ Legolas:I'm lost! All the trees look alike! _____________________ Souron:If I don't hear my name I'll go nuts! _____________________ Okay what do you think gandalf, er, wayfarer, er, souron, er, arwin, er, Oh I give up!
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01-14-2005, 09:25 PM | #549 | |
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Gandalf funnys
Gandalf:You cannot pass!
Balrog:Yes I can! Gandalf(Scared):Okay, go on past. _______________________ Gandalf:It cannot stay here! I must be distroyed! Frodo:You can have the last peace of cake gandalf! (Herd it somewhere, think it was a comic on the barrow downs web site,) _______________________ Gandalf:Okay, here's my stick. _______________________ Gandalf:I'm off to see the wizzard! The wonderfull wizzard of Isengaurd! _______________________ Hope you like it!
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01-15-2005, 05:51 AM | #551 |
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Saruman (addressing the orc armies at Isengard): I have a dream...
Illuvatar: Melkor, turn that down, will ya? I'm trying to listen to the music of the Ainur! Melkor: Whoops! Sorry; imagine my embarassment! Hurin: Wow, Morgoth! The view is great from up here! Fëanor: Ooosah (sp?) |
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01-15-2005, 04:08 PM | #553 |
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All of the fellowship together by the fire.
Frodo: It's...It's soooo cold! Please Gandalf can we use some magic to buid a fire? Gandalf: No I am afraid not Frodo. If I use magic then the enemy shall spot us and we will be doomed further by more cold and snow then we are now. Aragorn: Well Frodo if you are that cold we can use an ancient method of warming up that soldiers used in Isildure's army. Fellowship: *stares intently for warming technique.* Aragorn: Everyone must take their clothing off and hudle together. Nothing is warmer then body heat. *starts stripping* Fellowship: *still staring but now in shock* Aragorn": *What??? Frodo: *Bravely to Aragorn as he is nudged in the back by Legalos* Er....we were thinking more along the lines of force the old wizard to do magic and if he doesn't then take his stuffed eagle away. Gandalf : What?????*runs for stuffed eagle to find it missing then turns everyone, except Aragorn, into bunnies.* Aragorn: *stares while still naked* Gandalf: By the way my boy if you are still in to body heat for warmth I am all for it. *strips*
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01-16-2005, 12:43 AM | #554 |
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In the Universe pageant (if there's one for guys)
"And what would you like to see in the world today, Sauron?" Sauron - "World peace" |
01-17-2005, 01:36 PM | #555 | ||
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I thought that gimli would climb up a tree todisprove legoless. Anyway it was in caricter (maybe overdone but...) Oh well, I gess you can't undo it... P.S. I still can't spell!
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01-17-2005, 08:17 PM | #557 |
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Aragorn at the Black Gate: Let the lord of the black land come forth! May justice be done apon him!
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Cirdan to Frodo: Get your stinking hobbit feet off my boat <pushes frodo back on to ground, sets sail> ha! got rid of that pesky perianath
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01-18-2005, 01:36 PM | #559 | ||
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Oh boy, more.
Golem:'Twas the night before cristmas and all trough the house not a crecher was stiring, not even a fish.
_______________________________ Gandalf:Oh boy! The one ring! Now I can take over middle earth! _______________________________ The old gaffer:Send po-tay-tos. Stop. How are you doing? Stop. Why are you looking at me so stange? Stop. Sam:I think my old gaffer has sent one to meny telagrams! _______________________________ Souron:Oh who gives an anything about that ring? I don't! Get it? I don't, I ? _______________________________ Treebeard:I won't this program download?!? I can't stand it anymore! I've been weighting two hole secents! _______________________________ Anybody but souron: DUH!!!
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