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![]() Ranger1:Hey look! I found ents online!
Ranger2:Let me see! Strider:Let me gess, they're mooting? Ranger1:Why yes! How did you know? Strider:Lucky gess. Ranger2:These don't look like ent names, Ranger1:Yah, that one looks like a spider name! Ranger2:And that one looks like a rangers name! Strider:"me9996" that ent must be vain! (Note from writer:I'm not vain, It's a long story...) Ranger1:And look! A thing for middle-earth! Strider:I don't think we want to see the "Lord of the Rings" things. Ranger1:I know, who would put a thing on here about the unamed one? (Souron) Ranger2:Log in? They must be canables! Strider:No, ents aren't trees. But they still wouldn't eat trees! Ranger1:Let's get out before some thing else happens! THE END
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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mystical divinity of Unashamed Felinity
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: New York's beautiful North Coast -- we're all mad here!!!
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Looking 'way back in this thread from last year, I always thought this one was pretty funny (even if I did make it up myself....)
Treebeard to Pippin and Merry: "Check it out, dudes! Turbo-charged, dual exhaust, five-speed. Hop in! We'll open this baby up all the way to Isengard!" Yes a moldy oldie from an oldie moldy... (Just passin' thru kids ![]()
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![]() "Never try to out-stubborn a cat!" -- R. Heinlein ~~~~~~~~~ "But I don't want to be among mad people, " Alice remarked. "Oh, but you can't help that," said the Cat; "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." ~~ Lewis Carroll ~~~~~~~~~~~ Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana... |
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Honourary Elitist Inklette
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: between the mountains and the sea
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Tom Bombadil (to the hobbits caught by the barrow wights) : What? You want me to rescue you again? You better be paying overtime.
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
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barliman butterbur:
sorry there is no room at the inn. u can sleep in my stable if you like, frodo |
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Now, I post! ![]() Strider(Set to music):Oh, I just can't wait to be king! _____________________ Morgoth:Okay! I give up! Here, have a silmaril! _____________________ Theoden:Let's just fight them here! We must protect the fields! _____________________ Saruman:No! I won't fight rohan! They're to big and scarey! _____________________ Legolas:I'm lost! All the trees look alike! ![]() ![]() ![]() _____________________ Souron:If I don't hear my name I'll go nuts! _____________________ Okay what do you think gandalf, er, wayfarer, er, souron, er, arwin, er, Oh I give up!
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![]() Gandalf:You cannot pass!
Balrog:Yes I can! ![]() Gandalf(Scared):Okay, go on past. _______________________ Gandalf:It cannot stay here! I must be distroyed! Frodo:You can have the last peace of cake gandalf! (Herd it somewhere, think it was a comic on the barrow downs web site,) _______________________ Gandalf:Okay, here's my stick. _______________________ Gandalf:I'm off to see the wizzard! The wonderfull wizzard of Isengaurd! _______________________ Hope you like it!
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Honourary Elitist Inklette
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Join Date: May 2004
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Saruman (addressing the orc armies at Isengard): I have a dream...
Illuvatar: Melkor, turn that down, will ya? I'm trying to listen to the music of the Ainur! Melkor: Whoops! Sorry; imagine my embarassment! ![]() Hurin: Wow, Morgoth! The view is great from up here! Fëanor: Ooosah (sp?) |
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
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![]() All of the fellowship together by the fire.
Frodo: It's...It's soooo cold! Please Gandalf can we use some magic to buid a fire? Gandalf: No I am afraid not Frodo. If I use magic then the enemy shall spot us and we will be doomed further by more cold and snow then we are now. Aragorn: Well Frodo if you are that cold we can use an ancient method of warming up that soldiers used in Isildure's army. Fellowship: *stares intently for warming technique.* Aragorn: Everyone must take their clothing off and hudle together. Nothing is warmer then body heat. *starts stripping* Fellowship: *still staring but now in shock* Aragorn": *What??? Frodo: *Bravely to Aragorn as he is nudged in the back by Legalos* Er....we were thinking more along the lines of force the old wizard to do magic and if he doesn't then take his stuffed eagle away. Gandalf : What?????*runs for stuffed eagle to find it missing then turns everyone, except Aragorn, into bunnies.* Aragorn: *stares while still naked* Gandalf: By the way my boy if you are still in to body heat for warmth I am all for it. *strips* ![]()
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Sapling
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Some people say Lorien.....I roam where I wish
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In the Universe pageant (if there's one for guys)
"And what would you like to see in the world today, Sauron?" Sauron - "World peace" |
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I thought that gimli would climb up a tree todisprove legoless. Anyway it was in caricter (maybe overdone but...) Oh well, I gess you can't undo it... ![]() P.S. I still can't spell!
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: The Internet
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Aragorn at the Black Gate: Let the lord of the black land come forth! May justice be done apon him!
Sauron comes out: No! Anything but that! Take your big scary army and leave me alone! |
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The Intermittent One
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Cirdan to Frodo: Get your stinking hobbit feet off my boat <pushes frodo back on to ground, sets sail> ha! got rid of that pesky perianath
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![]() Golem:'Twas the night before cristmas and all trough the house not a crecher was stiring, not even a fish.
![]() _______________________________ Gandalf:Oh boy! The one ring! Now I can take over middle earth! ![]() _______________________________ The old gaffer:Send po-tay-tos. Stop. How are you doing? Stop. Why are you looking at me so stange? Stop. Sam:I think my old gaffer has sent one to meny telagrams! ![]() _______________________________ Souron:Oh who gives an anything about that ring? I don't! Get it? I don't, I ? ![]() _______________________________ Treebeard:I won't this program download?!? I can't stand it anymore! I've been weighting two hole secents! ![]() _______________________________ Anybody but souron: DUH!!!
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