10-26-2004, 05:02 PM | #541 |
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Me to.
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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"I can add some more, if you'd like it. Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to Punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools." - Sam Gamgee, p. 340, Return of the King Quote:
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10-30-2004, 02:53 PM | #543 |
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That's a good joke
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10-30-2004, 09:11 PM | #544 | |
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10-30-2004, 11:33 PM | #545 |
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A slight variation on an old joke I heard again yesterday:
A high school dropout, a high school grad, and a college grad are stranded on a desert island by a plane crash. They are desperate. The dropout starts a big bonfire to try to attract attention from any planes that might fly by or boats that might come. The high school grad writes a big "HELP" in the sand and tries to build a radio. The college grad just sits there. After a while of working on their respective methods, the dropout and the high school grad get very angry at the college grad. They start to yell at him for doing no work, and ask how he expects to get rescued. "That's simple!" he says. "The alumni fund is asking for donations this time of year. They can find anybody!"
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11-01-2004, 02:00 PM | #546 |
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That's quite good
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11-01-2004, 02:11 PM | #547 | ||
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LOL Count Comfect! I get alumni letters, and I still go to the university. I'm asking them for money.
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11-02-2004, 06:12 AM | #548 |
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I wonder if anyone's done the (horrible) muffin joke, yet?
Two muffins are sitting in the oven. The first muffin says to the second muffin, "Man, it's really hot in here." To which the second replied, "Holy s***, a talking muffin!"
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I do however have another Cow joke: Two cows are stood in a field, one says to the other 'Does that BSE, mad cow disease worry you at all?', the other replies 'Not really, no', so the first says 'How come?', to which the reply comes 'I'm a helicopter!' |
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11-02-2004, 11:19 AM | #550 | |
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Corny joke coming your way:
When is a door not a door? Answer:
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11-07-2004, 02:54 PM | #551 |
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Hey you guys!
Join this RPG! http://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?t=11426 It's very funny. |
11-07-2004, 02:59 PM | #552 |
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I agree. It's a laugh a post!
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
11-08-2004, 04:24 PM | #554 | ||
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That's kind of... yucky.
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11-09-2004, 04:25 PM | #555 |
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Anothr stupid one:
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck |
11-09-2004, 04:40 PM | #556 |
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Oh dear, I quite like the last one, it instantly provided me with such an interesting mental image....
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11-09-2004, 04:46 PM | #557 |
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he he. I guess you can let your imagination loose on the image.
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11-11-2004, 04:53 PM | #558 |
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A man called in sick one day; so when he came to the office next day, his boss asked about his health and all that and after that said:
"I'll give you some advice. Whenever I feel sick, I sleep with my wife. It always makes me feel better. You try that next time!" So the man said ok. A month later, the man called in sick again; next day he comes smiling into the office and goes to his boss saying: "Thanks for your advice, boss. By the way, your house is great!" |
11-11-2004, 05:38 PM | #559 |
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Lol. That was great!
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
11-12-2004, 01:40 AM | #560 |
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In the circle
There's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new,
candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his *ss, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his *ss, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle!" |
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