They'd never say that! - Page 27

Beren3000 · 08-15-2004, 02:57 AM

Good one! *tries to imagine what Mrs. Sauron would look like*

Beren3000 · 08-15-2004, 11:09 AM

Mrs. Sauron: Honey, will you close your Eye for a while? The heat is killing me...

Beren: Luthien, for God's sake STOP SINGING!

Arwen: Sorry, Aragorn. Daddy is waiting for me. Toodles!

Aragorn (from the movie): A day may come when the courage of men shall fail. *looks over shoulders to the orc army* and it is today. RUN!

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 08-15-2004, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beren3000

Good one! *tries to imagine what Mrs. Sauron would look like*

Tehe. I can.

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 08-15-2004, 05:42 PM

Sam: Who needs Frodo? He's good for nothing. I'd rather have Gollum for a companion.

A hobbit: I'm soooooo tall compared to a Man.

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 08-16-2004, 11:19 PM

Pippin: *takes palantir from Gandalf* What do you want now Sauron?
Sauron: Hissssss?
Pippin: Who am I? You know who I am! I'm Peregrin Took. Oh, and Frodo's heading your way.
Sauron: Hisssssssssssssss?
Pippin: Where's he going, you ask? To destroy the Ring, of course.
Sauron: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Pippin: No need to get angry! Don't blame me that you're going to die and lose all your power when the Ring is tossed into Mount Doom!
Sauron: Hisss?
Pippin: No, I can't do anything about it. Sorry.
Sauron: Hiss. Hiss.
Pippin: Ah, now it's okay. Don't cry; if you do you'll put out your fire eyeball! Haha!
Sauron: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Pippin: Only joking.
Sauron: Hiss.
Pippin: You're leaving all ready?
Sauron: Hiss?
Pippin: No, I'm not *sniff* crying. WAAAAAAAA!

Thain Peregrin Took I · 08-18-2004, 10:32 AM

Good one. You gave me an idea for another.

Pippin: *looks in palantir* How's it going, Sauron?
Sauron: Hissss!!!
Pippin: What?! Really? It's your birthday?
Sauron: Hiss.
Pippin: Sorry, bud. I don't have any gift to give you, but Frodo's going to Mordor with the Ring. Why don't you take that.
Sauron: Hiss, hiss.
Pippin: Awwww... how nice of you, you don't want to steal the Ring from Frodo. What can I get you then?
Sauron: Hissss.
Pippin: Nothing? Really? You don't want a present?
Sauron: Hiss.
Pippin: Ooo... you're so kind! *hugs palantir* Just pretend I'm hugging you. Oh, wait, I pretty much am...owww! Hot! Hot!
Sauron: Hissssss.
Pippin: Really, you would put out your fiery eye..for...for me?
Sauron: Hiss.
Pippin: *sniff* Aww... you don't have to. I'll just let go. *tries to stop hugging palantir* Ahhh! I'm stuck!
Sauron: *starts to cry, and fire goes out* HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Pippin: Thanks, Sauron! Oh, wait, you're almost dead now aren't you? Frodo will just have to toss the Ring into Mount Doom and then you'll be really dead. Oh, well, *sniff* I'll miss you!

Nerdanel · 08-19-2004, 03:42 PM

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 09-07-2004, 03:57 PM

(Scene: In the bathtubs at Crickhollow.)
Pippin (in a really corny English accent): By jolly, did you see that big bubble that just sprang up rather close to Frodo's behind?.... How did you do that, Frodo? I want to try that!
Frodo and Sam:.........................................
Sam (after a loooooooooooooong amount of silence): That's.... disturbing.

-or-

(Scene: In the bathtubs at Crickhollow.)
Pippin (in a really corny English accent): Frodo has just emited a large quantity of gas into the water, which, in turn, has asended to the surface of the water, creating a gigantic bubble, and therefore has excreted the gas into the air around us..... Is it just me, or does it really smell bad in here?
Sam (in a really corny Texan accent): Don't worry, there's gas masks avaliable 24/7 in case this happens.
Pippin (in corny English accent): Well, that's definatly good news.
Frodo (in a really corny Scottish accent): It's only natural, guys! It's not my fault I like beans.

Pippin (in corny English accent): If you keep this up Frodo, you could have yourself a jacuzzi!
Sam (in corny Texan accent): That's....really disturbing.

Halbarad of the Dunedain · 09-07-2004, 05:36 PM

Sauron: "I would not use this ring even if it was laying by the road side!"

Faramir: "The ring is mine! I shall rule all that is in ME!"

me9996 · 12-30-2004, 10:46 PM

Here you tipe a thing that seems silly useing LotR caricters.

Plese use it like a script, for example:

(Gimli and Aragorn are in a tree)
Gimli:Help! I'm stuck!
Aragorn:I told you not to come up here
Gimli:Hey, enything an elf can do a dwarf can!
Aragorn:That's just what you sayed at the base of the tree.
(Gimli drops)
Gimli: OW!!!

I'm shere you can come up with better

Ezora · 01-04-2005, 08:58 PM

Manicure:
Aragorn:
Legolas, we must get going, the orcs are on our trail
Legolas:
But I still need to do my hair after I have finished my manicure!
Aragorn:
Elves (sighs)

me9996 · 01-04-2005, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ezora

Manicure:
Aragorn:
Legolas, we must get going, the orcs are on our trail
Legolas:
But I still need to do my hair after I have finished my manicure!
Aragorn:
Elves (sighs)

I was afraid this woundn't make it!

**Nurvingiel** · 01-05-2005, 08:52 PM

It may yet not.

This thread should get merged with They'd never say that!

Nice work for thinking of this, that old thread hasn't been active in ages but it's time to bump it up. It's hilarious!

Oh Vaaaalindiiiiiiilllll...

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-05-2005, 08:55 PM

Gandalf[to saruman]: Yes thats right, the ring is being held in the shire by one of those stupid hobbits. What? you want to borrow my horse? sure, here y'are!

**Nurvingiel** · 01-05-2005, 08:57 PM

Théoden: I said Gandalf could take any horse, and he took Shadowfax! I acted mad, but I pulled one over on that fool. He doesn't realize what a nag that crotchety old horse is.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-05-2005, 08:59 PM

Treebeard: time to wage war on those stupid rohirrim, now i am the master of orthanc mwahhahahaha

Ezora · 01-06-2005, 02:24 AM

do you like my sig???

ItalianLegolas · 01-06-2005, 09:23 PM

Saruman: You know what Gandalf you are right about the Palantir and all that evil-plotting stuff. CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?? is there a church nearby...

eyesofsorrow · 01-08-2005, 02:32 AM

How's this... for a beginner?

Frodo: Sam, will you follow me until the end? And help me carry my ring? You know, maybe you should take it, do the work, and give ME all the credit!!
Sam: No! I am seceding from the Fellowship!
Frodo: What's the Fellowship?
Sam: Some bunch of stupid guys trying to destroy a ring...
Frodo: Hey, isn't that what WE'RE doing?
Sam: Heh heh... Oops, sorry, Mister Gandalf...

ItalianLegolas · 01-08-2005, 04:47 PM

Ents: WHAT?? SARUMAN IS KILLING US? WELL LETS DESTROY ORTHANC!!! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?? MAKE HASTE!! MAKE HASTE!!

08-15-2004, 11:09 AM	#522
Beren3000 Fëanorophobic Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the pages of a book Posts: 1,417	Mrs. Sauron: Honey, will you close your Eye for a while? The heat is killing me... Beren: Luthien, for God's sake STOP SINGING! Arwen: Sorry, Aragorn. Daddy is waiting for me. Toodles! Aragorn (from the movie): A day may come when the courage of men shall fail. looks over shoulders to the orc army and it is today. RUN! Last edited by Beren3000 : 08-15-2004 at 11:11 AM.

08-15-2004, 05:42 PM	#524
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	Sam: Who needs Frodo? He's good for nothing. I'd rather have Gollum for a companion. A hobbit: I'm soooooo tall compared to a Man. __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer

08-16-2004, 11:19 PM	#525
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	Pippin: takes palantir* from Gandalf* What do you want now Sauron? Sauron: Hissssss? Pippin: Who am I? You know who I am! I'm Peregrin Took. Oh, and Frodo's heading your way. Sauron: Hisssssssssssssss? Pippin: Where's he going, you ask? To destroy the Ring, of course. Sauron: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Pippin: No need to get angry! Don't blame me that you're going to die and lose all your power when the Ring is tossed into Mount Doom! Sauron: Hisss? Pippin: No, I can't do anything about it. Sorry. Sauron: Hiss. Hiss. Pippin: Ah, now it's okay. Don't cry; if you do you'll put out your fire eyeball! Haha! Sauron: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Pippin: Only joking. Sauron: Hiss. Pippin: You're leaving all ready? Sauron: Hiss? Pippin: No, I'm not sniff crying. WAAAAAAAA! __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer

08-18-2004, 10:32 AM	#526
Thain Peregrin Took I Thain of Randomness Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Most likely being completely random... Posts: 971	Good one. You gave me an idea for another. Pippin: looks in palantir How's it going, Sauron? Sauron: Hissss!!! Pippin: What?! Really? It's your birthday? Sauron: Hiss. Pippin: Sorry, bud. I don't have any gift to give you, but Frodo's going to Mordor with the Ring. Why don't you take that. Sauron: Hiss, hiss. Pippin: Awwww... how nice of you, you don't want to steal the Ring from Frodo. What can I get you then? Sauron: Hissss. Pippin: Nothing? Really? You don't want a present? Sauron: Hiss. Pippin: Ooo... you're so kind! hugs palantir Just pretend I'm hugging you. Oh, wait, I pretty much am...owww! Hot! Hot! Sauron: Hissssss. Pippin: Really, you would put out your fiery eye..for...for me? Sauron: Hiss. Pippin: sniff Aww... you don't have to. I'll just let go. tries to stop hugging palantir Ahhh! I'm stuck! Sauron: starts to cry, and fire goes out HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Pippin: Thanks, Sauron! Oh, wait, you're almost dead now aren't you? Frodo will just have to toss the Ring into Mount Doom and then you'll be really dead. Oh, well, sniff I'll miss you! __________________ Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. French accent Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer British accent It's a bobble head Bobbie! head bob -Special Agen Seely Booth Last edited by Thain Peregrin Took I : 08-18-2004 at 10:43 AM.

08-19-2004, 03:42 PM	#527
Nerdanel Spammer of the Happy Thread Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 3,512	lol! __________________ "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. " - C. Sagan My (photography) website My Flickr page

08-15-2004, 02:57 AM	#521
Beren3000 Fëanorophobic Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the pages of a book Posts: 1,417	Good one! tries to imagine what Mrs. Sauron would look like

09-07-2004, 03:57 PM	#528
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	(Scene: In the bathtubs at Crickhollow.) Pippin (in a really corny English accent): By jolly, did you see that big bubble that just sprang up rather close to Frodo's behind?.... How did you do that, Frodo? I want to try that! Frodo and Sam:......................................... Sam (after a loooooooooooooong amount of silence): That's.... disturbing. -or- (Scene: In the bathtubs at Crickhollow.) Pippin (in a really corny English accent): Frodo has just emited a large quantity of gas into the water, which, in turn, has asended to the surface of the water, creating a gigantic bubble, and therefore has excreted the gas into the air around us..... Is it just me, or does it really smell bad in here? Sam (in a really corny Texan accent): Don't worry, there's gas masks avaliable 24/7 in case this happens. Pippin (in corny English accent): Well, that's definatly good news. Frodo (in a really corny Scottish accent): It's only natural, guys! It's not my fault I like beans. Pippin (in corny English accent): If you keep this up Frodo, you could have yourself a jacuzzi! Sam (in corny Texan accent): That's....really disturbing. __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer Last edited by Meriadoc Brandybuck : 09-10-2004 at 07:56 PM.

09-07-2004, 05:36 PM	#529
Halbarad of the Dunedain Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Arthedian Posts: 460	Sauron: "I would not use this ring even if it was laying by the road side!" Faramir: "The ring is mine! I shall rule all that is in ME!" __________________ "Can you feel her, running through your veins? She will always live forever!" ~ Atreyu [Her portrait in Black] "I want to see pretty people doing ugly things..." ~ Unknown "Damn it n' such!" ~ Stewie Griffen

01-04-2005, 08:58 PM	#531
Ezora Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Middle Earth Posts: 20	Manicure: Aragorn: Legolas, we must get going, the orcs are on our trail Legolas: But I still need to do my hair after I have finished my manicure! Aragorn: Elves (sighs)

01-05-2005, 08:55 PM	#534
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Gandalf[to saruman]: Yes thats right, the ring is being held in the shire by one of those stupid hobbits. What? you want to borrow my horse? sure, here y'are!

01-05-2005, 08:59 PM	#536
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Treebeard: time to wage war on those stupid rohirrim, now i am the master of orthanc mwahhahahaha

01-06-2005, 02:24 AM	#537
Ezora Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Middle Earth Posts: 20	do you like my sig??? __________________ Legolas: this is a good horse! Gimli: lets take it and get out of here, it smells terrible!!! Legolas: Ok, now to put my luggage on... (Legolas puts 10 full backs on the back of the horse) Gimli: where am I going to fit! Aragorn said only to take important stuff! Legolas: But this stuff is important, These three bags have my manicure things, and these five bags have things for my hair, and these one and a half bags have my perfume and the last half a bag has my food! Gimli: Elves.

01-06-2005, 09:23 PM	#538
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	Saruman: You know what Gandalf you are right about the Palantir and all that evil-plotting stuff. CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?? is there a church nearby... __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-08-2005, 02:32 AM	#539
eyesofsorrow Sapling Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 10	How's this... for a beginner? Frodo: Sam, will you follow me until the end? And help me carry my ring? You know, maybe you should take it, do the work, and give ME all the credit!! Sam: No! I am seceding from the Fellowship! Frodo: What's the Fellowship? Sam: Some bunch of stupid guys trying to destroy a ring... Frodo: Hey, isn't that what WE'RE doing? Sam: Heh heh... Oops, sorry, Mister Gandalf... Last edited by eyesofsorrow : 01-08-2005 at 02:34 AM. Reason: Incorrect grammar & spelling

01-08-2005, 04:47 PM	#540
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	Ents: WHAT?? SARUMAN IS KILLING US? WELL LETS DESTROY ORTHANC!!! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?? MAKE HASTE!! MAKE HASTE!! __________________ What was lost is now found.