Teacup Cafe XXIII - Page 27

**Mari** · 03-10-2008, 07:14 PM

I hope the mess will be fixed and cleared out soon! And everyone who still has to go out, please be careful!

Well, I'm (finally) off to bed, but I thought I'd hand this one out before I go:

For anyone who needs / wants it.

Good night! *stumbles towards "her" chair near the fire and falls promptly asleep in it*

EDIT: OMG! Try singing this!

klatukatt · 03-10-2008, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

*backs off slowly... while dragging Aeran and Bunicula with her, out of the direct line of slaughtehmmmm... sight of a certain person*

Hey, calm down. I'm not gonna eatcha... if you bring me a sacrifice.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-10-2008, 09:54 PM

"The Knights who say nee demand... a sacrifice!"

Grey_Wolf · 03-11-2008, 04:25 AM

Since I broke the tip of my left ringfinger last Thursday im gonna be quite handicapped typing (have to wear a shell up to the knuckle for six weeks all day, and then only during the night for another six weeks). But I DIDNT have to put metal pins in as was originally intended today - thankfully. So I have to persevere.

**Mari** · 03-11-2008, 05:04 AM

You can do it GW!

Katt, I don't sacrifice. Allthough... Hector can be quite annoying at times...

EDIT: I just received the most extensive eventplan ever! I'm going to cater on a promotionparty for one of my professors and even his "thank you" to us is planned (from 22.00 to 22.02)

The only thing that is missing is a schedule saying when on of us gets to go to the bathroom...

Grey_Wolf · 03-11-2008, 05:24 AM

Thanks, Mari! And good luck on the event!

Grey_Wolf · 03-11-2008, 05:32 AM

1. A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had
been in his car. "They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel,
the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before
the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and
the same voice came over the line. Never mind," the drunk said with a
hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."

2. Drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a
confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract
his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on
the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no tissue
paper in this one either."

3. A little guy is sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink for about
a half-hour. A big trouble making truck driver comes up to him, takes
the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down. The poor man starts
crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here,
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's
not that. Today is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late
to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the
building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said
they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the
cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that left my wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was with the gardener. I left home and
came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life,
you show up and drink my poison ..."

4. Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man
he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the
priest asked the second man, "Do you want to get to heaven?" "Certainly,
Father," was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father
Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe
this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to
heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting
a group together to go right now."

5. A man sobering up from the night before, is sitting through the Sunday
sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired,
he finally nods off. The pastor has been watching him all along,
noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the
sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him. He says to his
congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please
stand." The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.
Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find
a place in hell please STAND UP!" The weary man catching only the last
part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing.
Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on
here, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for
it!"

**Mari** · 03-11-2008, 10:25 AM

Hey Sis, what's that in your sig?

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-11-2008, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

Since I broke the tip of my left ringfinger last Thursday im gonna be quite handicapped typing (have to wear a shell up to the knuckle for six weeks all day, and then only during the night for another six weeks). But I DIDNT have to put metal pins in as was originally intended today - thankfully. So I have to persevere.

ouch. Hang in there man! I feel your pain!

sisterandcousinandaunt · 03-11-2008, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

Hey Sis, what's that in your sig?

It's a wav clip of one of my favorite stupid lines from a movie. I've been quoting it for YEARS, and I ran across it online yesterday.

It's totally stupid. I love that.

Grey_Wolf · 03-11-2008, 11:01 AM

Thanks, Sas!

sisterandcousinandaunt · 03-11-2008, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sasquatch of Fangorn

ouch. Hang in there man! I feel you're pain!

*whispers* Sas, my sweet. The possessive is your. It's getting away from you, that's the only reason I mention it. As a poor speller (personally) I know it's harder to see that stuff if you've gotten into the habit of seeing it wrong for a long time.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 03-11-2008, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

Since I broke the tip of my left ringfinger last Thursday im gonna be quite handicapped typing (have to wear a shell up to the knuckle for six weeks all day, and then only during the night for another six weeks). But I DIDNT have to put metal pins in as was originally intended today - thankfully. So I have to persevere.

What did you do? ouch.

hectorberlioz · 03-11-2008, 12:22 PM

I'm not feeling good today folks. I'm skipping classes today and heading back home. I feel like a wet noodle in a fiery furnace.

**Mari** · 03-11-2008, 12:42 PM

Poor you! I hope you get better soon. You think it is the flu?
*gives Hector a warm blanket, pillow and sends him off to bed to rest.* I'll come bring you some lemon tea later.

Grey_Wolf · 03-11-2008, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

What did you do? ouch.

I was cutting down some Ivy and stood up on a rickety wall and tumbled down slightly while I reached out with my hand and somehow got my finger out and broke the tip.

**Mari** · 03-11-2008, 01:19 PM

I made pudding. Anyone want some? I don't want it. *sigh*

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-11-2008, 02:13 PM

oooooooooohhhhh! I LOVE PUDDING!!!!!

**Mari** · 03-11-2008, 03:06 PM

Good! *pushes the bowl over to Sas* Eat as much as you like.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-11-2008, 03:11 PM

yum!

03-10-2008, 07:14 PM	#521
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	I hope the mess will be fixed and cleared out soon! And everyone who still has to go out, please be careful! Well, I'm (finally) off to bed, but I thought I'd hand this one out before I go: For anyone who needs / wants it. Good night! stumbles towards "her" chair near the fire and falls promptly asleep in it EDIT: OMG! Try singing this! __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"... Last edited by Mari : 03-10-2008 at 07:17 PM.

03-10-2008, 09:54 PM	#523
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"The Knights who say nee demand... a sacrifice!" __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-11-2008, 05:04 AM	#525
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	You can do it GW! Katt, I don't sacrifice. Allthough... Hector can be quite annoying at times... EDIT: I just received the most extensive eventplan ever! I'm going to cater on a promotionparty for one of my professors and even his "thank you" to us is planned (from 22.00 to 22.02) The only thing that is missing is a schedule saying when on of us gets to go to the bathroom... __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"... Last edited by Mari : 03-11-2008 at 05:14 AM.

03-11-2008, 10:25 AM	#528
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Hey Sis, what's that in your sig? __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

03-11-2008, 12:22 PM	#534
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	I'm not feeling good today folks. I'm skipping classes today and heading back home. I feel like a wet noodle in a fiery furnace. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-11-2008, 04:25 AM	#524
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Since I broke the tip of my left ringfinger last Thursday im gonna be quite handicapped typing (have to wear a shell up to the knuckle for six weeks all day, and then only during the night for another six weeks). But I DIDNT have to put metal pins in as was originally intended today - thankfully. So I have to persevere.

03-11-2008, 05:24 AM	#526
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Thanks, Mari! And good luck on the event!

03-11-2008, 05:32 AM	#527
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	1. A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. "They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line. Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake." 2. Drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no tissue paper in this one either." 3. A little guy is sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink for about a half-hour. A big trouble making truck driver comes up to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that left my wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..." 4. Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to get to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now." 5. A man sobering up from the night before, is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The pastor has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him. He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand." The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man. Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!" The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing. Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"

03-11-2008, 11:01 AM	#531
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Thanks, Sas!

03-11-2008, 12:42 PM	#535
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Poor you! I hope you get better soon. You think it is the flu? gives Hector a warm blanket, pillow and sends him off to bed to rest. I'll come bring you some lemon tea later. __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

03-11-2008, 01:19 PM	#537
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	I made pudding. Anyone want some? I don't want it. sigh __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

03-11-2008, 02:13 PM	#538
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	oooooooooohhhhh! I LOVE PUDDING!!!!! __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-11-2008, 03:06 PM	#539
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Good! pushes the bowl over to Sas Eat as much as you like. __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

03-11-2008, 03:11 PM	#540
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	yum! __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

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