The Teacup Cafe II - Page 27

Lief Erikson · 09-24-2005, 11:34 PM

(Lands on the Teacup CafÃ© roof)

I have the high ground again! I take every advantage I can!

(Puts on ring of invisibility. Is completely gone except for the vague sound of his lightsaber humming, and the location of that is unclear)

I dare you lot to follow me here . . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

You have aided our enemy! Now you shall face the wrath of EDDIE!
*raises his orange lightsaber to Lotesse's face* We shall settle this in a lightsaber fencing match. You must first get some Kortosis armor, like I have.

(Force Pulls Lotesse up the chimney onto the roof)

rohirrim TR · 09-24-2005, 11:35 PM

who said anything about a platoon? i'd send in my clone commandoes (squad of 4 of the most highly trained spec ops units) but i doubt they will be necesarry

i've noticed that nazgul and combustibule force lightning don't play well together mwa mwa mwa awm

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 11:35 PM

Oh, good grief. I just cleaned this place up, and it wasn't easy. Blood is awfully tedious to clean up, I'm tellin' ya.

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

who said anything about a platoon? i'd send in my clone commandoes but i doubt they will be necesarry

Clone commandoes?? Are you making a funny, 'cause I swear this looks like a joke. They are already gone - look, look over there. See them? No, you don't, of course, because I ALREADY ANNIHILATED THE LOT OF THEM!!

*baby steps to 90 seconds, baby steps to 90 seconds...*

Lief Erikson · 09-24-2005, 11:37 PM

Don't worry; we're on the roof now. Who's going to see the roof after this? Just don't use your nuclear missle

.

***RÃan*** · 09-24-2005, 11:38 PM

*walks in for a sorely needed cup of tea*

*runs out*

trolls' bane · 09-24-2005, 11:38 PM

Kortosis armor is made out of a lightsaber-resistant mineral.
Hey, rohirrim, good idea!
*shoots LE with empty vial with a needle stuck to it and force pulls it back*
Got it!
*tucks safely away in small droid, which flies up to EDDIE's bottom aft docking bay.*

EDIT:
*Force pulls Rian back in* No escaping witnesses until there's a story to tell. No one can panic without a complete story!

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RÃ*an

*walks in for a sorely needed cup of tea*

*runs out*

LOL!!!

Here, it's O.K., Rian, it's safe over in the V.I.P. room, here, here's a tea. Just avert your eyes, we'll take care of this insurgency. *hands a shaking Rian a big mug of Chamomile tea*

rohirrim TR · 09-24-2005, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Clone commandoes?? Are you making a funny, 'cause I swear this looks like a joke. They are already gone - look, look over there. See them? No, you don't, of course, because I ALREADY ANNIHILATED THE LOT OF THEM!!

*baby steps to 90 seconds, baby steps to 90 seconds...*

geez kid relax, i haven't sent them in yet, you must have accidentaly killed your body guards or something

*puts on thermal vision and sees lief and Lotesse on roof, gets sc20k sniper rifle out and jacks a .50 cal. shell into the chamber*

Lief Erikson · 09-24-2005, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Kortosis armor is made out of a lightsaber-resistant mineral.
Hey, rohirrim, good idea!
*shoots LE with empty vial with a needle stuck to it and force pulls it back*
Got it!
*tucks safely away in small droid, which flies up to EDDIE's bottom aft docking bay.

Meany.

I scoff at your pathetic attempts at cruelty. (Rubs hurt spot, irritably) Rohirrim was far more dramatic with all of his lamp posts

.

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 11:42 PM

Oi!! Hands off our innocent bystander and friend, you lunatic! Leave Rian be! Anyway you can't get to her because I've already safely ensconsed her in the V.I.P. lounge.

Lief Erikson · 09-24-2005, 11:43 PM

Where precisely are you, rohirrim? Are you down in Eddies, or under my feet on floor 1 of this 24 floor building?

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

geez kid relax, i haven't sent them in yet, you must have accidentaly killed your body guards or something

*puts on thermal vision and sees lief and Lotesse on roof, gets sc20k sniper rifle out and jacks a .50 cal. shell into the chamber*

Ah... rohirrim? Bullets are useless on me, I am undead anyway, and Lief here is invisible so how are you gonna see where to even shoot?

Lief, he doesn't even have to say where he is, because it doesn't matter, because he cannot see you and if you should so desire you could shape-shift, anyway, and pretend to be an ally. He's strategically screwed at this point.

rohirrim TR · 09-24-2005, 11:45 PM

i am in a gunship above you, and have clouded your mind with the force and am trying to decide which of you to shoot

Lief Erikson · 09-24-2005, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Die jedi scum!
*force jumps to pursue LE over rooftops.*

An invisible energy blade cleaves into trolls' skull

.

Thanks for the ring of invisibility, Lotesse! It's definitely coming in handy!

(Kicks the body off the roof)

trolls' bane · 09-24-2005, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

Meany.

I scoff at your pathetic attempts at cruelty. (Rubs hurt spot, irritably) Rohirrim was far more dramatic with all of his lamp posts

.

Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Fool! I wasn't doing that to be mean!

*looks up at sky*
*thousands of troop transports as seen in Episode II are flying down from space. Ground shakes as ATATs, ATTEs, ATSTs, and ATPTs come walking and X-wings flying. All of these are piloted by people identical to Lief Ericson. The Stormtroopers marching down all of the streets on Planet Entmoot are also Lief Ericson.
Rohirrim, with your permission, I would like to call the rest of the star destroyer fleet in from the far side of the planet.

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 11:47 PM

(cross-post party is in full swing) to rohirrim:

Not MY mind, you haven't. I have clouded YOURS with Black Despair, and it has made you insane, which is why you beliewve your petty armoury can harm a molecule on my Nazgul body.

rohirrim TR · 09-24-2005, 11:47 PM

using my incredible force power i jump off of gunship and heal TB with the skill of Darth Plagous

Lief Erikson · 09-24-2005, 11:48 PM

Rohirrim, do you seriously want to face the lawsuits that blowing up the CafÃ© would bring to your door? Trust me, they can get serious. When I blew up the CafÃ© last, Nurvi nearly brought me to court. You could really get into serious trouble. Just a warning

. Besides, you'd probably miss your target

.

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

Rohirrim, do you seriously want to face the lawsuits that blowing up the CafÃ© would bring to your door? Trust me, they can get serious. When I blew up the CafÃ© last, Nurvi nearly brought me to court. You could really get into serious trouble. Just a warning

. Besides, you'd probably miss your target

.

LOL!! I know a great criminal attorney, *digs thru pockets for a card* aw, dammit! forgot my wallet with cards back in Dol Guldur. Sux 2 B U, rohirrim!!

09-24-2005, 11:35 PM	#523
Lotesse of the House of FÃ«anor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Oh, good grief. I just cleaned this place up, and it wasn't easy. Blood is awfully tedious to clean up, I'm tellin' ya. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-24-2005, 11:37 PM	#525
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	Don't worry; we're on the roof now. Who's going to see the roof after this? Just don't use your nuclear missle . __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

09-24-2005, 11:38 PM	#526
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	walks in for a sorely needed cup of tea runs out __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

09-24-2005, 11:38 PM	#527
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Kortosis armor is made out of a lightsaber-resistant mineral. Hey, rohirrim, good idea! shoots LE with empty vial with a needle stuck to it and force pulls it back Got it! tucks safely away in small droid, which flies up to EDDIE's bottom aft docking bay. EDIT: Force pulls Rian back in No escaping witnesses until there's a story to tell. No one can panic without a complete story! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator Last edited by trolls' bane : 09-24-2005 at 11:39 PM.

09-24-2005, 11:42 PM	#531
Lotesse of the House of FÃ«anor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Oi!! Hands off our innocent bystander and friend, you lunatic! Leave Rian be! Anyway you can't get to her because I've already safely ensconsed her in the V.I.P. lounge. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-24-2005, 11:43 PM	#532
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	Where precisely are you, rohirrim? Are you down in Eddies, or under my feet on floor 1 of this 24 floor building? __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

09-24-2005, 11:47 PM	#537
Lotesse of the House of FÃ«anor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	(cross-post party is in full swing) to rohirrim: Not MY mind, you haven't. I have clouded YOURS with Black Despair, and it has made you insane, which is why you beliewve your petty armoury can harm a molecule on my Nazgul body. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Last edited by Lotesse : 09-24-2005 at 11:48 PM.

09-24-2005, 11:48 PM	#539
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	Rohirrim, do you seriously want to face the lawsuits that blowing up the CafÃ© would bring to your door? Trust me, they can get serious. When I blew up the CafÃ© last, Nurvi nearly brought me to court. You could really get into serious trouble. Just a warning . Besides, you'd probably miss your target . __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

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