The Teacup Café XV - Page 27

The last sane person · 11-14-2006, 07:56 PM

Say what?

(I figured you were Jammi)

klatukatt · 11-14-2006, 08:12 PM

I'm kinda tired because of SEEEEEXXXX so... areegeincsn

ienonkI kd anekn INekgna.

trolls' bane · 11-14-2006, 08:32 PM

Hmm... If I keep up my current posting trend of 3.05 posts per day, I will reach be the highest poster (that is, if there was no competition) in about 53.85935974686100918975325680816 years. However, if I boost that up to 5 posts per day, I will reach that same mark in 32.854209445585215605749486652977 years. Perhaps I ought to post faster, eh?

klatukatt · 11-14-2006, 08:34 PM

I just need to go on every day. Then I could make LOTS of posts.

but then, I couldn't be out with FIRE BOY.

well, IN with fire boy.

...

and naked

trolls' bane · 11-14-2006, 08:55 PM

Hmm... Somehow I knew you'd say something like that.
I have time to go on every day, though. But that's not saying much. *indicates made bed covered in two centimeters of dust, decaying muscles, piles of unread books, and large plants overgrowing the house*

Acalewia · 11-14-2006, 09:03 PM

Well.....

While I'm waiting for Hellboy: The Varcolac to download I thought I'd drop in and have a peek at what is going on.

It seems TB i still peaking in Morse Code and Katt is speaking in ... something.

trolls' bane · 11-14-2006, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acalewia

Well.....

While I'm waiting for Hellboy: The Varcolac to download I thought I'd drop in and have a peek at what is going on.

It seems TB i still peaking in Morse Code and Katt is speaking in ... something.

Not morse code anymore, me China! Na i've moved on ter summit else. 'eaven and 'ell, actually I Beechams plan ter use morse.

klatukatt · 11-14-2006, 09:30 PM

jiwnanon icnenal tina;s; iencoso

I would tell you what I am speaking, but I don't really know.

It sounds good, anyway.

trolls' bane · 11-14-2006, 09:51 PM

Okay, if you say so.

hectorberlioz · 11-14-2006, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Hmm... Somehow I knew you'd say something like that.
I have time to go on every day, though. But that's not saying much. *indicates made bed covered in two centimeters of dust, decaying muscles, piles of unread books, and large plants overgrowing the house*

*ahem* Why don't we start another round of insults, and leave Katt to her...thoughts.

What should we do this time, the "Mommas" insults? Or maybe "your brain is so small" insults?

trolls' bane · 11-14-2006, 10:35 PM

Your cousin insults.

hectorberlioz · 11-14-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Your cousin insults.

Ok, your cousin talks so much that she hosted every auction in America, but didn't sell anything since nobody could understand her.

trolls' bane · 11-14-2006, 11:02 PM

Well, your cousin looks like a Waldrapp Ibis that has been beaten with Sister Golden Hair's Stick of Wrath.

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 11-14-2006, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

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In short, I'm exhausted, and we don't have anything to drink. I could go for a blue powerade or a coca cola right about now.

Eh?

Oh.

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EDIT: And I almost forgot, welcome back hobbit beta and hobbit gamma!

Gracias! Drinks all around!

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Hmm... If I keep up my current posting trend of 3.05 posts per day, I will reach be the highest poster (that is, if there was no competition) in about 53.85935974686100918975325680816 years. However, if I boost that up to 5 posts per day, I will reach that same mark in 32.854209445585215605749486652977 years. Perhaps I ought to post faster, eh?

Oookay.

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Ok, your cousin talks so much that she hosted every auction in America, but didn't sell anything since nobody could understand her.

I have a friend like that. Hard to have phone conversations.

hectorberlioz · 11-14-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Well, your cousin looks like a Waldrapp Ibis that has been beaten with Sister Golden Hair's Stick of Wrath.

Your cousin is so mentally challenged, it took her five years to say one Sentence. Which contained one word.

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I have a friend like that. Hard to have phone conversations.

And you have to keep saying stuff like "Yep, you're right, I agree" because you can't understand her right? Yeah, I know how it is

Lotesse · 11-14-2006, 11:20 PM

What??

Hector, are - are you tryna make a funny? That's supposed to be insulting, is it? Wow. You guys are way too genteel, ya gotta rough it up a bit boys! Check it out -

Insults? If it were me, I'd say your cousin's so stupid he studied for a Dope Test, and when he goes to a movie theater and sees "under 17 not admitted," he goes home and gets 16 of his friends. And your cousin's so fat he's on both sides of the family, and furthurmore when he gets on the scale to weigh himself it says 'To Be Continued.' He eats Wheat Thicks. When he jumps in the air, he gets stuck. And he's so damn ugly, when he entered an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." He's so ugly, on Hallowe'en he can trick-or-treat over the telephone. If my dog looked like that, I'd shave his butt and walk him backwards.

trolls' bane · 11-14-2006, 11:23 PM

Eh, thanks! *chooses a Corellian ale, which he has not had in quite a long time*

That's what most people say.

Me too.

The last sane person · 11-14-2006, 11:23 PM

Thank ou Lotesse, I needed a laugh.

trolls' bane · 11-14-2006, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

What??

Hector, are - are you tryna make a funny? That's supposed to be insulting, is it? Wow. You guys are way too genteel, ya gotta rough it up a bit boys! Check it out -

Insults? If it were me, I'd say your cousin's so stupid he studied for a Dope Test, and when he goes to a movie theater and sees "under 17 not admitted," he goes home and gets 16 of his friends. And your cousin's so fat he's on both sides of the family, and furthurmore when he gets on the scale to weigh himself it says 'To Be Continued.' He eats Wheat Thicks. When he jumps in the air, he gets stuck. And he's so damn ugly, when he entered an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." He's so ugly, on Hallowe'en he can trick-or-treat over the telephone. If my dog looked like that, I'd shave his butt and walk him backwards.

LOL! We're redefining flaming!

Hector, your cousin is an open refrigerator in a sea of golf clubs!

hectorberlioz · 11-14-2006, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

LOL! We're redefining flaming!

Hector, your cousin is an open refrigerator in a sea of golf clubs!

*rises to Lotesse's challenge...*

TB, your cousin is so anorexic, when she turns sideways, she dissapears.

...Was that too strong?

11-14-2006, 07:56 PM	#521
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Say what? (I figured you were Jammi) __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-14-2006, 08:32 PM	#523
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Hmm... If I keep up my current posting trend of 3.05 posts per day, I will reach be the highest poster (that is, if there was no competition) in about 53.85935974686100918975325680816 years. However, if I boost that up to 5 posts per day, I will reach that same mark in 32.854209445585215605749486652977 years. Perhaps I ought to post faster, eh? __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-14-2006, 08:55 PM	#525
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Hmm... Somehow I knew you'd say something like that. I have time to go on every day, though. But that's not saying much. indicates made bed covered in two centimeters of dust, decaying muscles, piles of unread books, and large plants overgrowing the house __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-14-2006, 09:03 PM	#526
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Well..... While I'm waiting for Hellboy: The Varcolac to download I thought I'd drop in and have a peek at what is going on. It seems TB i still peaking in Morse Code and Katt is speaking in ... something. __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-14-2006, 09:51 PM	#529
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Okay, if you say so. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-14-2006, 08:12 PM	#522
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	I'm kinda tired because of SEEEEEXXXX so... areegeincsn ienonkI kd anekn INekgna.

11-14-2006, 08:34 PM	#524
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	I just need to go on every day. Then I could make LOTS of posts. but then, I couldn't be out with FIRE BOY. well, IN with fire boy. ... and naked

11-14-2006, 09:30 PM	#528
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	jiwnanon icnenal tina;s; iencoso I would tell you what I am speaking, but I don't really know. It sounds good, anyway.

11-14-2006, 10:35 PM	#531
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Your cousin insults. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-14-2006, 11:02 PM	#533
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Well, your cousin looks like a Waldrapp Ibis that has been beaten with Sister Golden Hair's Stick of Wrath. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-14-2006, 11:20 PM	#536
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	What?? Hector, are - are you tryna make a funny? That's supposed to be insulting, is it? Wow. You guys are way too genteel, ya gotta rough it up a bit boys! Check it out - Insults? If it were me, I'd say your cousin's so stupid he studied for a Dope Test, and when he goes to a movie theater and sees "under 17 not admitted," he goes home and gets 16 of his friends. And your cousin's so fat he's on both sides of the family, and furthurmore when he gets on the scale to weigh himself it says 'To Be Continued.' He eats Wheat Thicks. When he jumps in the air, he gets stuck. And he's so damn ugly, when he entered an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." He's so ugly, on Hallowe'en he can trick-or-treat over the telephone. If my dog looked like that, I'd shave his butt and walk him backwards. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

11-14-2006, 11:23 PM	#537
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Eh, thanks! chooses a Corellian ale, which he has not had in quite a long time That's what most people say. Me too. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-14-2006, 11:23 PM	#538
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Thank ou Lotesse, I needed a laugh. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

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