08-15-2004, 02:57 AM | #521 |
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Good one! *tries to imagine what Mrs. Sauron would look like*
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08-15-2004, 11:09 AM | #522 |
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Mrs. Sauron: Honey, will you close your Eye for a while? The heat is killing me...
Beren: Luthien, for God's sake STOP SINGING! Arwen: Sorry, Aragorn. Daddy is waiting for me. Toodles! Aragorn (from the movie): A day may come when the courage of men shall fail. *looks over shoulders to the orc army* and it is today. RUN! Last edited by Beren3000 : 08-15-2004 at 11:11 AM. |
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08-15-2004, 05:42 PM | #524 |
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Sam: Who needs Frodo? He's good for nothing. I'd rather have Gollum for a companion.
A hobbit: I'm soooooo tall compared to a Man.
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
08-16-2004, 11:19 PM | #525 |
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Pippin: *takes palantir from Gandalf* What do you want now Sauron?
Sauron: Hissssss? Pippin: Who am I? You know who I am! I'm Peregrin Took. Oh, and Frodo's heading your way. Sauron: Hisssssssssssssss? Pippin: Where's he going, you ask? To destroy the Ring, of course. Sauron: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Pippin: No need to get angry! Don't blame me that you're going to die and lose all your power when the Ring is tossed into Mount Doom! Sauron: Hisss? Pippin: No, I can't do anything about it. Sorry. Sauron: Hiss. Hiss. Pippin: Ah, now it's okay. Don't cry; if you do you'll put out your fire eyeball! Haha! Sauron: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Pippin: Only joking. Sauron: Hiss. Pippin: You're leaving all ready? Sauron: Hiss? Pippin: No, I'm not *sniff* crying. WAAAAAAAA!
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
08-18-2004, 10:32 AM | #526 |
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Good one. You gave me an idea for another.
Pippin: *looks in palantir* How's it going, Sauron? Sauron: Hissss!!! Pippin: What?! Really? It's your birthday? Sauron: Hiss. Pippin: Sorry, bud. I don't have any gift to give you, but Frodo's going to Mordor with the Ring. Why don't you take that. Sauron: Hiss, hiss. Pippin: Awwww... how nice of you, you don't want to steal the Ring from Frodo. What can I get you then? Sauron: Hissss. Pippin: Nothing? Really? You don't want a present? Sauron: Hiss. Pippin: Ooo... you're so kind! *hugs palantir* Just pretend I'm hugging you. Oh, wait, I pretty much am...owww! Hot! Hot! Sauron: Hissssss. Pippin: Really, you would put out your fiery eye..for...for me? Sauron: Hiss. Pippin: *sniff* Aww... you don't have to. I'll just let go. *tries to stop hugging palantir* Ahhh! I'm stuck! Sauron: *starts to cry, and fire goes out* HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Pippin: Thanks, Sauron! Oh, wait, you're almost dead now aren't you? Frodo will just have to toss the Ring into Mount Doom and then you'll be really dead. Oh, well, *sniff* I'll miss you!
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08-19-2004, 03:42 PM | #527 |
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lol!
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09-07-2004, 03:57 PM | #528 |
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(Scene: In the bathtubs at Crickhollow.)
Pippin (in a really corny English accent): By jolly, did you see that big bubble that just sprang up rather close to Frodo's behind?.... How did you do that, Frodo? I want to try that! Frodo and Sam:......................................... Sam (after a loooooooooooooong amount of silence): That's.... disturbing. -or- (Scene: In the bathtubs at Crickhollow.)Pippin (in a really corny English accent): Frodo has just emited a large quantity of gas into the water, which, in turn, has asended to the surface of the water, creating a gigantic bubble, and therefore has excreted the gas into the air around us..... Is it just me, or does it really smell bad in here? Sam (in a really corny Texan accent): Don't worry, there's gas masks avaliable 24/7 in case this happens. Pippin (in corny English accent): Well, that's definatly good news. Frodo (in a really corny Scottish accent): It's only natural, guys! It's not my fault I like beans. Pippin (in corny English accent): If you keep this up Frodo, you could have yourself a jacuzzi! Sam (in corny Texan accent): That's....really disturbing.
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Sauron: "I would not use this ring even if it was laying by the road side!"
Faramir: "The ring is mine! I shall rule all that is in ME!"
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Funny LotR things
Here you tipe a thing that seems silly useing LotR caricters.
Plese use it like a script, for example: (Gimli and Aragorn are in a tree)I'm shere you can come up with better
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01-04-2005, 08:58 PM | #531 |
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Manicure:
Aragorn: Legolas, we must get going, the orcs are on our trail Legolas: But I still need to do my hair after I have finished my manicure! Aragorn: Elves (sighs) |
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It may yet not. This thread should get merged with They'd never say that!
Nice work for thinking of this, that old thread hasn't been active in ages but it's time to bump it up. It's hilarious! Oh Vaaaalindiiiiiiilllll...
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Gandalf[to saruman]: Yes thats right, the ring is being held in the shire by one of those stupid hobbits. What? you want to borrow my horse? sure, here y'are!
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Théoden: I said Gandalf could take any horse, and he took Shadowfax! I acted mad, but I pulled one over on that fool. He doesn't realize what a nag that crotchety old horse is.
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Treebeard: time to wage war on those stupid rohirrim, now i am the master of orthanc mwahhahahaha
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01-06-2005, 02:24 AM | #537 |
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do you like my sig???
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Legolas: this is a good horse! Gimli: lets take it and get out of here, it smells terrible!!! Legolas: Ok, now to put my luggage on... (Legolas puts 10 full backs on the back of the horse) Gimli: where am I going to fit! Aragorn said only to take important stuff! Legolas: But this stuff is important, These three bags have my manicure things, and these five bags have things for my hair, and these one and a half bags have my perfume and the last half a bag has my food! Gimli: Elves. |
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Saruman: You know what Gandalf you are right about the Palantir and all that evil-plotting stuff. CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?? is there a church nearby...
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01-08-2005, 02:32 AM | #539 |
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How's this... for a beginner?
Frodo: Sam, will you follow me until the end? And help me carry my ring? You know, maybe you should take it, do the work, and give ME all the credit!! Sam: No! I am seceding from the Fellowship! Frodo: What's the Fellowship? Sam: Some bunch of stupid guys trying to destroy a ring... Frodo: Hey, isn't that what WE'RE doing? Sam: Heh heh... Oops, sorry, Mister Gandalf... Last edited by eyesofsorrow : 01-08-2005 at 02:34 AM. Reason: Incorrect grammar & spelling |
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Ents: WHAT?? SARUMAN IS KILLING US? WELL LETS DESTROY ORTHANC!!! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?? MAKE HASTE!! MAKE HASTE!!
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