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12-09-2004, 07:48 PM
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*reading through first page*
 Boring old fart!  Who are you calling a boring old fart, Boppy? I seem to remember Fëanor as being Finwë's eldest son...  And I don't comprehend how anyone who goes up against Sauron in a duel of sorcery can ever be considered boring...  You're right, SGH. No taste whatsoever.
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12-09-2004, 08:13 PM
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"Boppy?"
Look out for your pants, Ellimire.
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12-09-2004, 08:56 PM
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Did we really wanna see finrod's (aka Pansy boy) vixen without pants?
... we did? Er... okay then. /me whips off Boggy's pants Hmmm.... is that a .... shaving rash?
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12-09-2004, 09:42 PM
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avocatus diaboli
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I don't think foxes wear pants...
But if you insist... *lunges after BoP with teeth bared* You might be fast, but you've got all those pants weighing you down! And Fëanor is still an old, psychotic, homocidal, suicidal fart!
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12-09-2004, 09:49 PM
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You can bite me, but I'd probably enjoy it. Why do you think I lust after Feanor?
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12-09-2004, 09:53 PM
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avocatus diaboli
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Fëanor bites!
Well, this is an interesting development! Makes me much happier with my own choice... Of course... foxes can do more than just bite...
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12-09-2004, 10:03 PM
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Yeah, they're pretty good for their fur coats as well.
What? What? Well, what else do you use for those looooong, cold nights in front of the fire?
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12-09-2004, 10:07 PM
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You need my coat to keep you warm in front of the fire...?
Fëanor must not be as hot as I had been led to believe. I guess it's true what they say, the brighter you burn, the sooner you burn out... Doesn't say much for his endurance, though, does it, Boppy? 
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12-09-2004, 10:09 PM
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Who said anything about using it to keep warm? Bah, you youngins have no imagination.
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12-09-2004, 10:24 PM
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So that's why you've been stealing everyone's pants... To use in your lewd fantasies... You better be careful in case you get burned...  Gosh, Boppy... I think you have too much imagination... Don't think about skinning me... My fur and I are going nowhere near that sick b*stard... *bears teeth*
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12-09-2004, 11:19 PM
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*raises an eyebrow*
So Ellimere is a furry now, eh? Amazing, the things one learns.
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12-09-2004, 11:31 PM
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Such as how to spell my name correctly. WF... I could ask several questions about you too... Such as why exactly are you reading and posting in this fangirl thread... Is there something we should know...?
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12-10-2004, 12:29 AM
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12-10-2004, 12:35 AM
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Maybe I'm both.
Not that it matters either way. You put me near Fëanor and I'll scratch his eyes out... or maul him. Then you'll be minus one boyfriend... And probably better off because of it.
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Of course, if it's too hard for you, you can always use LM or Ellie or something... those are perfectly acceptable. Amarië works too, though that one may be a little beyond your spelling capabilities... Quote:
I don't believe you for a second. After all, you told me never to trust you... While you're here, you had better give us your pick on favourite male character, since that's technically what the thread is... I'm sure we'd like to hear all about any of your fantasies... 
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Favorite male character... Meh, Glaurung. Why don't I get to spread destruction across the land, pillage Nargothrond, and trick people into marrying their sisters? *pout* Now... the award for sexiest really has to go to Beren. When a guy can seduce the most beautiful woman in the known universe by catching her alone and calling her by a pet name, you know he's got to have something going for him in the looks department. Heh. I know if I could seduce the most beautiful woman in the universe by calling her by a pet name that I just made up, I'd be feeling pretty sex-ay And pretty... well, you can probably imagine. Wait a second... does that actually work? Eh-heh-heh... hmmm... excuse me. I have to go ... uh... take out the... thesaurus. Yeah. For a walk.
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You go on your date with the thesaurus. I'll see you tomorrow.
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I don't suppose anyone mentioned Hurin...
But I suppose women aren't as enamoured of the tragic, stoic types as they were once upon a time...
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Speaking of easy lives, anyone want to claim that Maedhros had an easy life? I'd put him up there with Hurin for world's worse life...
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