Why are you weird? - Page 26

BeardofPants · 05-25-2002, 01:36 AM

I live in fear of the cheeseballs, and also cheesewhiz. However, I fear the christian goat buggering, underpants over pants wearing mortals more.

FIGJAM.

Cirdan · 05-25-2002, 01:36 AM

AHA! I am the bottomless pit of cheese!

Bring what you got!

*reaches for stack of Hostess "Pink Death" Snowballs*

How's you glucose level? :nyuck, nyuck, nyuck:

Cirdan · 05-25-2002, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
I live in fear of the cheeseballs, and also cheesewhiz. However, I fear the christian goat buggering, underpants over pants wearing mortals more.

FIGJAM.

AAAHH!!! My achilles heal... HUMOR! *dies laughing*

hmmm... just a coma.

GULP!GULP!GULP!GULP!GULP!GULP!GULP!

More cheeseballs!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-25-2002, 02:16 AM

Attack of the Cheeseballs!

I'll just head back to my evil underground lair and make plans for taking over the world, then. . .or just get really drunk--ah, there's the wine

BeardofPants · 05-25-2002, 02:18 AM

And seduce a Pope?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-25-2002, 02:19 AM

My evil plans do not include seducing a pope, I do believe you are getting mixed up with your evil plans

Cirdan · 05-25-2002, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
And seduce a Pope?

We better move soon. He's getting very brittle!

The is only on defense against blackheart cheeseballs...

*reaches for pillowcase filled with dark matter in back of El Camino*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-25-2002, 02:51 AM

*returns above ground to throw pillows at people and spread feathers all over, ignoring the scary cheeseballs and creating chaos*

***Earniel*** · 05-25-2002, 03:33 AM

*ignores the cheesy fight and continues to swing her pillow around *

who wants cheesecake when they can have chocolate? Some people are indeed just plain crazy.....

Oh Elfmaster your new evil thumb is great!

Thumbs up!

Garina · 05-25-2002, 05:12 AM

*Avoids BoP, as has no reason to want to be stuffed with feathers

*

Chocolate cheesecake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I challenge Eruviel and Eärniel to a pillow fight!!!!!!!!!!!
hehehehehehehheheh

***Earniel*** · 05-25-2002, 12:34 PM

*eyes gleaming* AHA! A dare! Say your prayers Garina! *takes king sized pillow* CHOCOLATE FOREVER! A-TAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!*swings pillow in Garina's face, followed by a cloud of feathers*

Wulažg · 05-25-2002, 02:12 PM

Sll this chaos is great! Time to swipe some more cheesecake(whoops I took that cheesecake to the other thread...) he he he...

It's kind of hard to fight a pilow fight without the things you are fighting about...

Sicirus · 05-25-2002, 02:20 PM

*Attacks Blackheart with chocolat cheesecake super blaster* Hwaa Hwaa Hwaa Hwaa. *Grabs pillows and takes cover from incouters of pillows and cheese balls.* *Grabs a bag of Skitles and throws them*
Tast the Rainbow

Tanoliel · 05-25-2002, 03:07 PM

Tano: *falls down (from the top of the mast where she has been sitting and watching the whole time) because she is laughing so hard*
Aieeeeeeeee! Oph...pillows....breaking my fall...pillows--here--me--pickup! YEAH! *grabs pillow and starts swinging wildly at anyone and everyone*
Gahhhh! Skittles! I don't LIKE rainbows!

-tano
p.s. perhaps we should all call each other by our titles...instead of our names...

Garina · 05-25-2002, 04:31 PM

Wulazg, stop nicking my cheesecake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's mine I tell you, my own, my preciousssssssssssssss!

Take that Eärniel!
*hits Eärniel with her pillow*

***Earniel*** · 05-25-2002, 06:33 PM

't is but a scratch! *returns the feathery favour to Garina* There!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-25-2002, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Garina

I challenge Eruviel and Eärniel to a pillow fight!!!!!!!!!!!
hehehehehehehheheh

I accept!

*swings pillows at Garina and Earniel and Tano as well*

wheeeee!!! Feathers! Chaos!

BeardofPants · 05-25-2002, 11:18 PM

Tsk. I knew I shouldn't've started the pillow fight....

*Pulls out sheep catapult*

Dang it, now yous buggers are gonna get it.

*starts hurling sheep at the Pillow Fighting Brigade*

and if that's not terrifying enough for you, I'm a-gonna fling muddy gumboots at you as well.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-25-2002, 11:22 PM

Stop with the sheep! Pillow fights are fun!!! We thank you much for starting it!

*ducks a sheep*

BeardofPants · 05-25-2002, 11:28 PM

Dammit. You asked for it!

*Puts on superman underpants OVER her pants, and starts chasing goats around the ship deck.*

Bah! Bow down to my superior evilness you fools.

05-25-2002, 01:36 AM	#501
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I live in fear of the cheeseballs, and also cheesewhiz. However, I fear the christian goat buggering, underpants over pants wearing mortals more. FIGJAM. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-25-2002, 01:36 AM	#502
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	AHA! I am the bottomless pit of cheese! Bring what you got! reaches for stack of Hostess "Pink Death" Snowballs How's you glucose level? :nyuck, nyuck, nyuck: __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

05-25-2002, 02:16 AM	#504
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Attack of the Cheeseballs! I'll just head back to my evil underground lair and make plans for taking over the world, then. . .or just get really drunk--ah, there's the wine __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! Last edited by Eruviel Greenleaf : 05-25-2002 at 02:17 AM.

05-25-2002, 02:18 AM	#505
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	And seduce a Pope? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-25-2002, 02:19 AM	#506
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	My evil plans do not include seducing a pope, I do believe you are getting mixed up with your evil plans __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-25-2002, 02:51 AM	#508
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	returns above ground to throw pillows at people and spread feathers all over, ignoring the scary cheeseballs and creating chaos __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-25-2002, 03:33 AM	#509
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	ignores the cheesy fight and continues to swing her pillow around who wants cheesecake when they can have chocolate? Some people are indeed just plain crazy..... Oh Elfmaster your new evil thumb is great! Thumbs up! __________________ We are not things.

05-25-2002, 05:12 AM	#510
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Avoids BoP, as has no reason to want to be stuffed with feathers Chocolate cheesecake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I challenge Eruviel and Eärniel to a pillow fight!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehehehheheh __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-25-2002, 12:34 PM	#511
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	eyes gleaming AHA! A dare! Say your prayers Garina! takes king sized pillow CHOCOLATE FOREVER! A-TAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!swings pillow in Garina's face, followed by a cloud of feathers __________________ We are not things.

05-25-2002, 02:12 PM	#512
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	Sll this chaos is great! Time to swipe some more cheesecake(whoops I took that cheesecake to the other thread...) he he he... It's kind of hard to fight a pilow fight without the things you are fighting about... __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-25-2002, 02:20 PM	#513
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Attacks Blackheart with chocolat cheesecake super blaster Hwaa Hwaa Hwaa Hwaa. Grabs pillows and takes cover from incouters of pillows and cheese balls. Grabs a bag of Skitles and throws them Tast the Rainbow __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

05-25-2002, 03:07 PM	#514
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tano: falls down (from the top of the mast where she has been sitting and watching the whole time) because she is laughing so hard Aieeeeeeeee! Oph...pillows....breaking my fall...pillows--here--me--pickup! YEAH! grabs pillow and starts swinging wildly at anyone and everyone Gahhhh! Skittles! I don't LIKE rainbows! -tano p.s. perhaps we should all call each other by our titles...instead of our names... __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

05-25-2002, 04:31 PM	#515
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Wulazg, stop nicking my cheesecake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's mine I tell you, my own, my preciousssssssssssssss! Take that Eärniel! hits Eärniel with her pillow __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-25-2002, 06:33 PM	#516
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	't is but a scratch! returns the feathery favour to Garina There! __________________ We are not things.

05-25-2002, 11:18 PM	#518
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Tsk. I knew I shouldn't've started the pillow fight.... Pulls out sheep catapult Dang it, now yous buggers are gonna get it. starts hurling sheep at the Pillow Fighting Brigade and if that's not terrifying enough for you, I'm a-gonna fling muddy gumboots at you as well. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-25-2002, 11:22 PM	#519
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Stop with the sheep! Pillow fights are fun!!! We thank you much for starting it! ducks a sheep __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-25-2002, 11:28 PM	#520
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Dammit. You asked for it! Puts on superman underpants OVER her pants, and starts chasing goats around the ship deck. Bah! Bow down to my superior evilness you fools. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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