Misquote the Person Above You

[The last sane person]

Originally Posted by Midge

Hey... uh... Sane.. Two things.

1. You are just so darn AWESOME!!!!
2. Marry me?

I like just about anything to do with pancakes too!

Whoa, down girl! I'm sorry, but I'm just not the marrying type. Glad that you like pancakes though. *two thumbs up*

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Whoa, what a swirl! I'm so but I'm not the loopy type. Glad that you fruitcakes though. * thumbs own nose*

Sane, are you alright? Hmm. I'd better call a physician...

[Midge]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Sane, are you a physician? I've got this boil in this awkward spot... down in the general area of my nether regions... Got any remedies for that?

You know, hector, that's not generally something you share with the public. Something appropriate would be like.. that you have a cold, because we, being online and not in person, can't catch it!

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Midge

You know, O Hector, you are someone who is the General of the Public. Someone like you could be, like, Dictator. You have a cold demeanor that we need, because we, being stupid and non-persons, need your judgement!

Well I do like the Ocassional Dictator role, but I'm not one for full-fledged fascism

[Coffeehouse]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Well I do the Mussollini Salute when I wake up, the day just isn't the same without some fascist fist shaking!

Hah! I knew it! That explains everything. Italian dog!

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Coffeehouse

Wait, wait! I can explain everything. You didn't just find me robbing a four-year-old's ice-cream!

If I were a fascist dictator, you'd be the first to hang.

[Tessar]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I am a fat dictator, and my belly has quite the over-hang .

Ewwwwww. O.o Gross!!!!!!

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Tessar

Ewes!. O.O Gross Domestic Products!!!!!!

I think we're still a bit far from that, Tessie.

[Tessar]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I think you're pretty far out, my beautiful lambkins .

Aww, I think you're pretty far out too, bunnysnuggle.

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Originally Posted by Tessar

Ah, I think you're out of Snuggle, bunny.

*gasp* The ex-Prez' wardrobe has lost its silky softness!

[The last sane person]

Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

*gasp* The ex-Prez' wardrobe has lost its silky softness!

I am so not touching that....

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Aw, come on, that is SUCH a set-up!

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

Hey man, I said shut up! I said SHUT UP!

Hello, street-smart Gwai

[Midge]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I ordered a 50mW green laser pointer off Amazon last night!

NO WAY!!! Me too! Only I bought mine for my boyfriend, whose birthday is in one week. I never knew you liked green laser pointers, hector!

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Midge

NO WAY!!!! Only I bought mine for my boyfriend beacause he's weak!. I never knew it would get out of hand like this!

So what'd you buy him, a Winnie-the-Pooh comfort blanket?

[Midge]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I also bought me a Winnie-the-Pooh comfort blanket

What the heck is that wink for at the end of that sentence, hector???
And you just really like to share things that others aren't supposed to know, don't you?? I think a Winnie-the-Pooh blankie is something you keep to yourself as well as that butt boil you told us about earlier!

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Midge

What wink at the end of that sentence, hector???
And you just like things that others aren't supposed to know, don't you?? I like a Winnie-the-Pooh blankie to keep for myself as well as that butt boil I told you about earlier!

First of all, what wink? Second of all, nobody asked you to share your secret about the boil. And third, you can have 'em both!!!

[Midge]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

First of all, what sink? Second of all, nobody asked you to share a secret about soil. And third, you can have 'em both!!!

Well, my grandmother just got a new sink in her renthouse (the last renters really tore the place up!). You don't want great secrets about growing things??? It's going to be nice, since the price of EVERYTHING, including food, is going up. And I'm certainly glad you feel inclined to share my grandmother's sink and the soil with me!

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Midge

Well, my grandmother just got a new war tank in her renthouse. You don't want great secrets about evil things??? It's going to be nice, since the life of EVERYONE, including yours, is going to be short. Oh, and do you feel inclined to eat soil with me?

I do like to know secrets about evil things. In fact, chances are, I already know all the secrets there are about evil things. And no thanks, I like eating normal food . But thanks anyways.

[Midge]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I know evil things are equated with eating normal food, which I do. . But thanks anyways.

Well.. apparently, most of the people in this thread, excluding the party of the first person, who may or may not truly be posting this at this very moment, and possibly including those who are NOT utilizing this thread and have not, and will not, are either cannibals or cannonballs. But you didn't hear that from me!