The Teacup Cafe II

[Lotesse]

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

its odd how dementd jedi and sith lords can be in two places at once but it is the way of the dark side i guess... better check my sith holocron i'm not sure if this is possible

Well, if you were OMNIPOTENT, like a TRUE dark-sider lord, you'd be able to be EVERYwhere all the time. What, that's more than you can handle?

[Lief Erikson]

It should be! I'm really making him work for his money back here in Eddie's. I hope .

EDIT: By the way, how is it that you can be completely here, repeatedly posting and responding, and yet invisible? I can't see you among the other usernames of people present and logged in.

[rohirrim TR]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Well, actually I think BB already went to bed. he devoted the entire day today to slowly, gradually making me insane, then he says "oh, o.k., well gotta go to bed now, it's been swell, ta ta." I am Irish Italian, folks, there is only so much a woman like me can take before - before - * tries to snap self back out of another rage, sinks back into heap in the middle of the Cafe*

*uses force mind control on lotesse* you are not angry, you are not demented, you want to go home and drink a henry weinhard root beer

[Lotesse]

a HA! Because I am OMNIPOTENT, mwa ha ha ha ha hah aaa ha hum hmm hm... *clears throat* can somebody please hand me a water?

[rohirrim TR]

*still using force* not water root beer, root beer.

[Lotesse]

rohirrim, hate to burst your bubble but I'm a Nazgul and have been for AGES, and sorry to have to inform you but mind control trix do not work on me. In fact, when you try them, they get deflected off me and go straight back into your OWN brain. You O.K., there? You look a little grey. i bet at this point you wish you could drink TWICE as much root beer as you already are, you sicko. MWA ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ha...

[rohirrim TR]

I want that trident back jk

[rohirrim TR]

if your a nazgul you can't drink water HA WHAMMY DOWN WITH THE 90 SECOND RULE

[trolls' bane]

YAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now LE has to die for making it harder for me to become top poster in this Teacup Cafe.
*jumps accross street onto Empire recruiting office roof*

[Lotesse]

Are you KIDDING me?! No way am I returning a weapon, what, you think a Nazgul feels ethically bound? Tsk,tsk... nice trident, BTW. Thanx. I like it. *goes off to clean blood off trident*

[rohirrim TR]

you see my mind control is working, it made you say thanks HA WHAMMY

[Lotesse]

I can drink water, you buffoon. You think Nazgul stay invisible all the freakin' time? You are wrong. Nazgul drink everything - blood, water, absinthe, miruvor, cognac, you name it. Just ask around, you'll find out. *coolly sips glass of mineral water someone handed her*

[Lief Erikson]

(Voice wafts over from Eddies)

Lotesse, you care to join me in dealing with these guys? They're doing two on one at present. I think I can take trolls' bane, but rohirrim is being a pain. He keeps hanging around in the background calling me a fool, you see. Bring something lightsaber repellent.

[rohirrim TR]

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

(Voice wafts over from Eddies)

Lotesse, you care to join me in dealing with these guys? They're doing two on one at present. I think I can take trolls' bane, but rohirrim is being a pain. He keeps hanging around in the background calling me a fool, you see. Bring something lightsaber repellent.

thou art a fool indeed, nothing can repel a lightsaber except another lightsaber or starship armor, and nazgul are not well known for having starship armor, in fact the worlds supply of starship armor belongs to me after all i am taking over the universe

[Lotesse]

Here, take this, it'll help *hands Lief a minor ring of power from one of her fingers* It's invisibility, and also shapeshifting. Get creative with it, they're really up against more than they're aware of. Me, I goota mind the store.*starts sharpening Morgul blade with sharpening stone*

[Lief Erikson]

Thanks!

[Lotesse]

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

after all i am taking over the universe

Well good luck with that! *adjusts portable nuclear bomb-pack on back*

[rohirrim TR]

morgul blades are useless, if you persist in such folly i will order my TIE squadron 1 in and an AT-AT walker that is less than a half a click away from your position if any are left alive after that i will send in some ARC-170'S in for some target practice

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Here, take this, it'll help *hands Lief a minor ring of power from one of her fingers* It's invisibility, and also shapeshifting. Get creative with it, they're really up against more than they're aware of. Me, I goota mind the store.*starts sharpening Morgul blade with sharpening stone*

You have aided our enemy! Now you shall face the wrath of EDDIE!
*raises his orange lightsaber to Lotesse's face* We shall settle this in a lightsaber fencing match. You must first get some Kortosis armor, like I have.

[Lotesse]

*shakes head, a sad wry smile on face* Do you really wish to have your entire platoon needlessly slaughtered?

What's kortoris armour, preciousss, eh?