Tolkien Lovers Anonymous - Page 26

***Earniel*** · 06-09-2002, 04:40 PM

*Meanwhile Willow soars above Helm's Deep and manages to locate Aragren and her companions running from a group of huorns. She reports back to Eärniel*

Willow: I've found them, but it doesn't look good. *frowns* They were chased by huorns!

Eärniel: Huorns? Are you sure?

Willow: *testily* I think I still know the difference between a sollicitorc and a huorn.

Eärniel: Yes, yes, I know. It just struck me as odd. Hope she didn't propose to make a bonfire.... Can you lead me there?

Willow: Just follow me.

*Eärniel rides after the flying faery. Soon she spots TCwyn, Moraumer, Aragren and a man she doesn't recognize running away from a herd of angry trees.

Eärniel: Ay Caraï! I really going to need to visit the counsellor after this. Can you imagine any one believing me when I say I'm about to interfere with a herd of bloodthirsty running trees that are shouting 'sollicitorcs! Treekillers! Destroy, trample, exterminate'?

Willow: Um. No. But would you mind doing something about it? Soon we'll have no queen left.

Eärniel: Excuse me? I have to do something about it? I'm already babysitting a sleeping hobbit and a cable free palantir!

Willow: *rolls eyes* Why did you give her that chocolate then?

Eärniel: I prefer it this way over babysitting a wide awake hobbit with itchy fingers AND a cable free palantir!

Aragren: *climbing in a flag mast* Excuse me! Rescue first, talk later please!

Willow: *rolls eyes* Do I have to do everything here? I'm so not paid enough for this...*she flies over to Treemoustache* Would you mind calling them back?

Treemoustache: Hoom, let's not be hasty. The huorns...

Willow: Sorry I HAVE to be hasty, your huorns need glasses, they're chasing the wrong ones!

Treemoustache: Hooom, mmm, are you sure?

Willow: YES! They're the ones who asked your help in the first place! They all like trees and plants!

TCwyn: *also in a flagpole trying to keep her feet out of the way of the huorns * Yes! Yes! I LIKE trees! Nice trees! Don't trample poor Tcwyn please!

Treemoustache: Mmmm, I suppose you might be right... *wissles on fingers. The huorns turn around to face Treemoustache* the treekillers are THAT way! *he points to the placce where the rohirrim, Eruviel and Garina are fighting the sollicitorcs*

Willow: Yes, and remember it's not the people!

Renille · 06-09-2002, 04:45 PM

OOC- Yikes...traffic jam! Earniel and I seemingly posted at the exact same time about the exact same thing. They both end up pretty much the same way, though. Ignore mine.

Elf Girl · 06-09-2002, 08:04 PM

Elf Girl: Finrollum! Get me a rabbit!

Finrod: There aren't any rabbitses.

Elf Girl: *annoyed* We need one! Here! *waves staff, and green sparks appear from nearby bush*

Finrod: Thank you. *goes into bush and reappears with a dead Dodo*

Laurelyn: You call that a rabbit?

Elf Girl: Honestly! These young ones think there's a spell for everything!

Counselor: There's a spell for Dodos and not for rabbits?

Elf Girl: Shush! Everyone's getting on my case... *sulks*

Laurelyn: Finrollum, get some water.

Finrod: What does the hobbitses want the water fo-

Elf Girl: You know perfectly well! Get it!

Finrod: All right, nice wizardses...*fetches water*

Laurelyn: I'm out of matches.

Elf Girl: Hmph. *waves staff, and neon green flames rise on bare ground* Why does this all fall on me? *levitates pail of water above flames and drops dodo in* Finrollum, get some herbs.

Finrod: There aren't any.

Laurelyn: *to Finrod and Counselor* I think she's getting cranky...

Elf Girl: I heard that! Now let's wait for this to cook, herbs or no herbs. *neon green smoke is rising from fire*

OOC: Sorry, not my best addition, my parents are after me to do something and I had to hurry.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-10-2002, 04:29 AM

*Eruviel runs very enthusiastically into battle, shooting orcs and solicitors left and right*
*some time later, Eruviel and Gimrina (ooc: love the name!

) meet in the midst of battle...*
Eruviel: So, how many have you killed so far?
Gimrina: My count is 15 so far, and yours?
Eruviel: 16.

ooc: Yay! A killing contest!

Garina · 06-10-2002, 06:52 AM

Well, I would have killed more if I had my fire extinguisher!

They get seperated. Gimrina finds herself in the caves.

Gimrina: Darn! *looks around* Ooh! Pretty, pretty pretty colours.
*stares randomly at quartz in walls*
Outside: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Gimrina: Oh yeah, the battle.
*walks over to the entrance and trips over something*
Gimrina: Ow!
*something hard, and red, and shiny!!!"

Gimrina: A fire extinguisher! Whoo hoo! *Picks it up and charges into the battle*

TinuvielChild · 06-10-2002, 06:56 AM

ooc: sorry I haven't posted in a while, guys. i've been kinda really busy. shall try to not do that again.

Eruviel: rrrgh! No dwarf shall defeat me with a fire extinguisher! I shall use....The Force!!!

***Earniel*** · 06-10-2002, 07:28 AM

OOC: Wooops sorry Renille, I'll have to learn to spend less time typing a post.

Eärniel:*helps Aragren down the flag mast* Oh before I forget I've got something for you. *takes palantir out pocket* Will you take the stone of Verizonguard and guard it? It is a dangerous and heavy load.

Aragren: Dangerous indeed, but not for every one. Is this not the palantir of Orkantenna, from the treasury of...

Eärniel: *cuts in*Yes, yes will you take it now or are you going to keep on talking? Eruviel and Garina are slaying all my sollicitorcs!

Aragren: *annoyed* Hey this was my big moment! *mumbles* Gandgirl would have had the decency to let me finish. *looks back to Eärniel* My hour is coming! I will take it.

Eärniel: Please receive it then Lord! Um. Lady! lady, sorry.... But if I may advice you, do not use it yet!

Aragren: Have I ever been hasty or impatient all these long years of waiting and planning, Samniel?

Eärniel: *shrugs* Don't ask me, I've only known you since the Rangers marched me into the counsellor's office. Now can I please go and kill some orc?

Aragren: *sighs and takes the palantir* Hasty folk....

Eärniel: Thank you! * puts Tanoliel out of harm's reach so she can finish her nap* Alllright! *draws sword and whirling gizmo* AAAAA *draws breath* TAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! *storms off to the battle*

Garina · 06-10-2002, 11:58 AM

Gimrina: *breaks orc necks with fire extinguisher*

Renille · 06-10-2002, 02:28 PM

Renille- Where am I supposed to keep this thing? Oh, yes. Backpack! *puts the palantir in the bag* Stay there until I can look at you closer.

Earniel- Are you coming any time today?

Renille- Stop being so hasty, will you? You're not really supposed to be here anyways!

Earniel- *Killing another orc* Nope, but me and Gandgirl switched roles, so HA!

Renille- You're supposed to be going around on Shadowfax, then!

Eruviel- Stop being such a purist and start killing orcs with Andruil already!

Renille- If you insist! (Joins the battle reluctantly...Ren hates blood)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-10-2002, 02:52 PM

Eruviel: Go Ren!!! Kill some orc! Woohooo--er. . .
*Eruviel ends up on the battlements somewhere. . .and draws her knives. .. *

*a while later, she meets Gimrina, with her fire extinguinsher, again*
Eruviel: So, my friend, what is your count?
Gimrina: 32, and yours?
Eruviel: 31. You have me beat by one, but the battle is not yet over. It's been knife work up there.
*they charge back in to battle*

***Earniel*** · 06-10-2002, 03:32 PM

Eärniel: *waves whirring gizmo in front of orc*Hah! Fear the power of the mighty whirring gizmo!

Orc: *stops his charge and looks intruiged at the whirring gizmo* Oh, what does it do then?

Eärniel: *whacks orc* It's a distraction, stupid! Neh neh neh!

Orc:*on the ground*Oh really, I would never have guessed....

Eärniel:*looks at whirring gizmo* I knew it would come in handy!

Morauko: *kicking orc-ass* No you didn't. I said on page 15...

Eärniel: Moraumer, stop nitpicking and keep slaying.

Renille: Samniel, this thread is going to need parental guidance if you keep on talking like that.

Eärniel:*trips another sollicitorc and steps on him* Want me to give them a kiss to make it better?

Renille: Ugh. Never mind...

OOC: Wooohoo! It took me nearly 4 pages before I could slay some sollicitorc. Go me!

Yes, I know, I'm a violent little sea elf. Nothing like blowing off exam-steam by trashing orcs.

Garina · 06-10-2002, 03:37 PM

ooc: I know what you mean!!! Stupid exams!

Gimrina: *whirls fire extinguisher* Hmm, maybe I need a different weapon. This is cool but...

Elf Girl · 06-10-2002, 04:00 PM

Back at the Phonebearer's camp...

Counselor: I never liked fried dodos...

Willow Oran · 06-10-2002, 04:28 PM

(Flies over to where Tano is still sleeping)

Willow:To wake her up, or not to wake her up... That is the question. Ah heck, she'll probably kill me if I let her sleep through the battle. TANO WAKE UP ALREADY. BEFORE THE OTHERS KILL ALL THE SOLICITORCS!!!!!!!!!!!

Tanoliel · 06-10-2002, 04:38 PM

Tano: wha--? where? sollicitorcs? wha? i wanna kill stuff!
Willow: yeah, yeah, i know, come on, we're all over here...
Tano: *wraps Pippin scarf securely around her neck* All right. We're off to slay some orc! *runs into battle, slashing at random orcs; however, she has no fighting talent at all and the only reason she isn't dead is that this is an RPG and Tano can do whatever Tano wants. Besides, she's a goddess.*
-tano

Mirahzi · 06-10-2002, 07:02 PM

OOC: Ok, this is my first attempt at an Rpg.. so bear with me..

Gandgirl: I hear voices.

Counselor: Really?

Gandgirl: Yes, be quiet.

Counselor: Shutting up.

Faramirahzi: Ok guys, remember.. stealth. Stealth. On three, we jump out and surround them! One.. two.. three.. now!

Faramirahzi & Co.: SURPRISE!! Err.. BOO!

Gandgirl: Eek, eek.

Faramirahzi: That didn't work..

Gandgirl: Apparently not.

Counselor: Well, I'd rate your entrance a 6.. but your volume was definetely a 10!

Faramirahzi: Gee, thanks.. I think.

TinuvielChild · 06-10-2002, 07:06 PM

*magically disappears from wherever the hell else she is and reappears at the battle*

*helps keep Tano from being brutally slaughtered*

TCowyn: Generic Tolkien battle cry! Generic Star Wars battle cry! Generic Discworld battle cry!

Tano: why are you wasting breath on useless random things when you could be killing some orc?

TCowyn: I don't know....*slaughters 3 orcs in one blow with her purple lightsaber in her right hand and her M-shaped sword in the other*

***Earniel*** · 06-11-2002, 10:58 AM

Eärniel: *hits orc in the face* Neh neh neh.

Orc: *holds nose* Ouch! Hey!

Eärniel: *steps on foot of orc* Neh neh neh.

Orc: *start hopping on one foot* Ouch!

Eärniel: *trips orc* Neh neh neh.

Orc: *falls on face* That's no fair fight! Mommy!

Eärniel: Who ever said I was fair? Neh neh neh.

Orc: *whines* This was not in my job subscribtion!

OOC:

I'll never learn... If everyone had had enough orcslaying I think we can perhaps continue with the rest of the story, there is another orc-slaying possibility later. BTW, Nice entrance Mirahzi

Renille · 06-11-2002, 02:42 PM

OOC- Well, it's enough orcslaying to be getting BORING right now. Oh well...I'll start stopping it, I think.

Renille- You guys, I just noticed something.

Earniel- Something as in there's an orc behind you?

Renille- Oh, there is? *makes it go away* thank you. No, why do you refer to multitudes of orcs as "orc?"

Eruviel- WHAT? You're thinking about english grammar NOW?

Renille- A queen has to be well-versed.

Gimrina- You have way too much time on your hands for a battle.

Renille- I'm working! I really am! SEE?*makes Andruil whiz around; cellowship steps back.*

Eruviel- Okay, okay, we get the point.

Renille- Have you noticed that no more orcs are coming over? The huorns suceeded in plan A! Now all we have to do is slip away with the armies to the other side, and they'll never know what hit them!

Earniel- I don't know..is that a good idea?

OOC-Is it?

Willow Oran · 06-11-2002, 08:42 PM

Meanwhile the short people, (hobbit and faerie) have found something from our world in a remote cornor of the battle field.

Willow:What on earth is a sportscar doing in Middle Earth?

Tano:I think it's supposed to be Shadowfax.

Willow:The keys are in it.

Tano:And the door is unlocked.

Willow:Isn't Shadowfax supposed to be Gandgirl's ride?

Tano:Gandgirl isn't here, and we have to get to Minas Telephone somehow.

Willow:Can you drive this?

Tano:Let's find out.

06-09-2002, 04:40 PM	#501
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Meanwhile Willow soars above Helm's Deep and manages to locate Aragren and her companions running from a group of huorns. She reports back to Eärniel Willow: I've found them, but it doesn't look good. frowns They were chased by huorns! Eärniel: Huorns? Are you sure? Willow: testily I think I still know the difference between a sollicitorc and a huorn. Eärniel: Yes, yes, I know. It just struck me as odd. Hope she didn't propose to make a bonfire.... Can you lead me there? Willow: Just follow me. Eärniel rides after the flying faery. Soon she spots TCwyn, Moraumer, Aragren and a man she doesn't recognize running away from a herd of angry trees. Eärniel: Ay Caraï! I really going to need to visit the counsellor after this. Can you imagine any one believing me when I say I'm about to interfere with a herd of bloodthirsty running trees that are shouting 'sollicitorcs! Treekillers! Destroy, trample, exterminate'? Willow: Um. No. But would you mind doing something about it? Soon we'll have no queen left. Eärniel: Excuse me? I have to do something about it? I'm already babysitting a sleeping hobbit and a cable free palantir! Willow: rolls eyes* Why did you give her that chocolate then? Eärniel: I prefer it this way over babysitting a wide awake hobbit with itchy fingers AND a cable free palantir! Aragren: climbing in a flag mast Excuse me! Rescue first, talk later please! Willow: rolls eyes Do I have to do everything here? I'm so not paid enough for this...she flies over to Treemoustache Would you mind calling them back? Treemoustache: Hoom, let's not be hasty. The huorns... Willow: Sorry I HAVE to be hasty, your huorns need glasses, they're chasing the wrong ones! Treemoustache: Hooom, mmm, are you sure? Willow: YES! They're the ones who asked your help in the first place! They all like trees and plants! TCwyn: also in a flagpole trying to keep her feet out of the way of the huorns Yes! Yes! I LIKE trees! Nice trees! Don't trample poor Tcwyn please! Treemoustache: Mmmm, I suppose you might be right... wissles on fingers. The huorns turn around to face Treemoustache the treekillers are THAT way! he points to the placce where the rohirrim, Eruviel and Garina are fighting the sollicitorcs Willow: Yes, and remember it's not the people! __________________ We are not things.

06-09-2002, 04:45 PM	#502
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	OOC- Yikes...traffic jam! Earniel and I seemingly posted at the exact same time about the exact same thing. They both end up pretty much the same way, though. Ignore mine. __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

06-09-2002, 08:04 PM	#503
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Elf Girl: Finrollum! Get me a rabbit! Finrod: There aren't any rabbitses. Elf Girl: annoyed We need one! Here! waves staff, and green sparks appear from nearby bush Finrod: Thank you. goes into bush and reappears with a dead Dodo Laurelyn: You call that a rabbit? Elf Girl: Honestly! These young ones think there's a spell for everything! Counselor: There's a spell for Dodos and not for rabbits? Elf Girl: Shush! Everyone's getting on my case... sulks Laurelyn: Finrollum, get some water. Finrod: What does the hobbitses want the water fo- Elf Girl: You know perfectly well! Get it! Finrod: All right, nice wizardses...fetches water Laurelyn: I'm out of matches. Elf Girl: Hmph. waves staff, and neon green flames rise on bare ground Why does this all fall on me? levitates pail of water above flames and drops dodo in Finrollum, get some herbs. Finrod: There aren't any. Laurelyn: to Finrod and Counselor I think she's getting cranky... Elf Girl: I heard that! Now let's wait for this to cook, herbs or no herbs. neon green smoke is rising from fire OOC: Sorry, not my best addition, my parents are after me to do something and I had to hurry. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

06-10-2002, 04:29 AM	#504
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Eruviel runs very enthusiastically into battle, shooting orcs and solicitors left and right some time later, Eruviel and Gimrina (ooc: love the name! ) meet in the midst of battle... Eruviel: So, how many have you killed so far? Gimrina: My count is 15 so far, and yours? Eruviel: 16. ooc: Yay! A killing contest! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-10-2002, 06:52 AM	#505
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Well, I would have killed more if I had my fire extinguisher! They get seperated. Gimrina finds herself in the caves. Gimrina: Darn! looks around Ooh! Pretty, pretty pretty colours. stares randomly at quartz in walls Outside: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Gimrina: Oh yeah, the battle. walks over to the entrance and trips over something Gimrina: Ow! something hard, and red, and shiny!!!" Gimrina: A fire extinguisher! Whoo hoo! Picks it up and charges into the battle* __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-10-2002, 06:56 AM	#506
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	ooc: sorry I haven't posted in a while, guys. i've been kinda really busy. shall try to not do that again. Eruviel: rrrgh! No dwarf shall defeat me with a fire extinguisher! I shall use....The Force!!! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

06-10-2002, 07:28 AM	#507
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	OOC: Wooops sorry Renille, I'll have to learn to spend less time typing a post. Eärniel:helps Aragren down the flag mast Oh before I forget I've got something for you. takes palantir out pocket Will you take the stone of Verizonguard and guard it? It is a dangerous and heavy load. Aragren: Dangerous indeed, but not for every one. Is this not the palantir of Orkantenna, from the treasury of... Eärniel: cuts inYes, yes will you take it now or are you going to keep on talking? Eruviel and Garina are slaying all my sollicitorcs! Aragren: annoyed Hey this was my big moment! mumbles Gandgirl would have had the decency to let me finish. looks back to Eärniel My hour is coming! I will take it. Eärniel: Please receive it then Lord! Um. Lady! lady, sorry.... But if I may advice you, do not use it yet! Aragren: Have I ever been hasty or impatient all these long years of waiting and planning, Samniel? Eärniel: shrugs Don't ask me, I've only known you since the Rangers marched me into the counsellor's office. Now can I please go and kill some orc? Aragren: sighs and takes the palantir Hasty folk.... Eärniel: Thank you! * puts Tanoliel out of harm's reach so she can finish her nap* Alllright! draws sword and whirling gizmo AAAAA draws breath TAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! storms off to the battle __________________ We are not things.

06-10-2002, 11:58 AM	#508
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Gimrina: breaks orc necks with fire extinguisher __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-10-2002, 02:28 PM	#509
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	Renille- Where am I supposed to keep this thing? Oh, yes. Backpack! puts the palantir in the bag Stay there until I can look at you closer. Earniel- Are you coming any time today? Renille- Stop being so hasty, will you? You're not really supposed to be here anyways! Earniel- Killing another orc Nope, but me and Gandgirl switched roles, so HA! Renille- You're supposed to be going around on Shadowfax, then! Eruviel- Stop being such a purist and start killing orcs with Andruil already! Renille- If you insist! (Joins the battle reluctantly...Ren hates blood) __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

06-10-2002, 02:52 PM	#510
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Eruviel: Go Ren!!! Kill some orc! Woohooo--er. . . Eruviel ends up on the battlements somewhere. . .and draws her knives. .. a while later, she meets Gimrina, with her fire extinguinsher, again Eruviel: So, my friend, what is your count? Gimrina: 32, and yours? Eruviel: 31. You have me beat by one, but the battle is not yet over. It's been knife work up there. they charge back in to battle __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-10-2002, 03:32 PM	#511
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel: waves whirring gizmo in front of orcHah! Fear the power of the mighty whirring gizmo! Orc: stops his charge and looks intruiged at the whirring gizmo Oh, what does it do then? Eärniel: whacks orc It's a distraction, stupid! Neh neh neh! Orc:on the groundOh really, I would never have guessed.... Eärniel:looks at whirring gizmo I knew it would come in handy! Morauko: kicking orc-ass No you didn't. I said on page 15... Eärniel: Moraumer, stop nitpicking and keep slaying. Renille: Samniel, this thread is going to need parental guidance if you keep on talking like that. Eärniel:trips another sollicitorc and steps on him Want me to give them a kiss to make it better? Renille: Ugh. Never mind... OOC: Wooohoo! It took me nearly 4 pages before I could slay some sollicitorc. Go me! Yes, I know, I'm a violent little sea elf. Nothing like blowing off exam-steam by trashing orcs. __________________ We are not things.

06-10-2002, 03:37 PM	#512
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	ooc: I know what you mean!!! Stupid exams! Gimrina: whirls fire extinguisher Hmm, maybe I need a different weapon. This is cool but... __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-10-2002, 04:00 PM	#513
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Back at the Phonebearer's camp... Counselor: I never liked fried dodos... __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

06-10-2002, 04:28 PM	#514
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	(Flies over to where Tano is still sleeping) Willow:To wake her up, or not to wake her up... That is the question. Ah heck, she'll probably kill me if I let her sleep through the battle. TANO WAKE UP ALREADY. BEFORE THE OTHERS KILL ALL THE SOLICITORCS!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

06-10-2002, 04:38 PM	#515
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tano: wha--? where? sollicitorcs? wha? i wanna kill stuff! Willow: yeah, yeah, i know, come on, we're all over here... Tano: wraps Pippin scarf securely around her neck All right. We're off to slay some orc! runs into battle, slashing at random orcs; however, she has no fighting talent at all and the only reason she isn't dead is that this is an RPG and Tano can do whatever Tano wants. Besides, she's a goddess. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

06-10-2002, 07:02 PM	#516
Mirahzi Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,286	OOC: Ok, this is my first attempt at an Rpg.. so bear with me.. Gandgirl: I hear voices. Counselor: Really? Gandgirl: Yes, be quiet. Counselor: Shutting up. Faramirahzi: Ok guys, remember.. stealth. Stealth. On three, we jump out and surround them! One.. two.. three.. now! Faramirahzi & Co.: SURPRISE!! Err.. BOO! Gandgirl: Eek, eek. Faramirahzi: That didn't work.. Gandgirl: Apparently not. Counselor: Well, I'd rate your entrance a 6.. but your volume was definetely a 10! Faramirahzi: Gee, thanks.. I think. __________________ "For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest." - Fëanor

06-10-2002, 07:06 PM	#517
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	magically disappears from wherever the hell else she is and reappears at the battle helps keep Tano from being brutally slaughtered TCowyn: Generic Tolkien battle cry! Generic Star Wars battle cry! Generic Discworld battle cry! Tano: why are you wasting breath on useless random things when you could be killing some orc? TCowyn: I don't know....slaughters 3 orcs in one blow with her purple lightsaber in her right hand and her M-shaped sword in the other __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

06-11-2002, 10:58 AM	#518
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel: hits orc in the face Neh neh neh. Orc: holds nose Ouch! Hey! Eärniel: steps on foot of orc Neh neh neh. Orc: start hopping on one foot Ouch! Eärniel: trips orc Neh neh neh. Orc: falls on face That's no fair fight! Mommy! Eärniel: Who ever said I was fair? Neh neh neh. Orc: whines This was not in my job subscribtion! OOC: I'll never learn... If everyone had had enough orcslaying I think we can perhaps continue with the rest of the story, there is another orc-slaying possibility later. BTW, Nice entrance Mirahzi __________________ We are not things. Last edited by Earniel : 06-11-2002 at 11:09 AM.

06-11-2002, 02:42 PM	#519
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	OOC- Well, it's enough orcslaying to be getting BORING right now. Oh well...I'll start stopping it, I think. Renille- You guys, I just noticed something. Earniel- Something as in there's an orc behind you? Renille- Oh, there is? makes it go away thank you. No, why do you refer to multitudes of orcs as "orc?" Eruviel- WHAT? You're thinking about english grammar NOW? Renille- A queen has to be well-versed. Gimrina- You have way too much time on your hands for a battle. Renille- I'm working! I really am! SEE?makes Andruil whiz around; cellowship steps back. Eruviel- Okay, okay, we get the point. Renille- Have you noticed that no more orcs are coming over? The huorns suceeded in plan A! Now all we have to do is slip away with the armies to the other side, and they'll never know what hit them! Earniel- I don't know..is that a good idea? OOC-Is it? __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

06-11-2002, 08:42 PM	#520
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	Meanwhile the short people, (hobbit and faerie) have found something from our world in a remote cornor of the battle field. Willow:What on earth is a sportscar doing in Middle Earth? Tano:I think it's supposed to be Shadowfax. Willow:The keys are in it. Tano:And the door is unlocked. Willow:Isn't Shadowfax supposed to be Gandgirl's ride? Tano:Gandgirl isn't here, and we have to get to Minas Telephone somehow. Willow:Can you drive this? Tano:Let's find out. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

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