Teacup Cafe XXIII - Page 25

**Mari** · 03-10-2008, 01:02 PM

Well, I could solve that little problem: I could ask Bunicula to chase you around which would A) wake you up and B) give you something to do other then being bored. Thus I would save you from this circle.
Off course in the case of Sis I wouldn't send Bunicula after her, but I could bring in some very nice seeds that I... ermm... "traded" with the elves to get her attention and wake her up, then give them to her so she could plant them and thus not be bored.
But napping is good too

hectorberlioz · 03-10-2008, 02:09 PM

Chuck Norris "facts".
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Some of my faves:

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-10-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Chuck Norris "facts".
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Some of my faves:

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

That's funny

klatukatt · 03-10-2008, 03:32 PM

I like the Vin Diesel ones better.

.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he brings a hand gun and a bucket.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

.

Plus, Vin Diesel is the sexiest man in existence. And not gay. Go figure.

hectorberlioz · 03-10-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by klatukatt

I like the Vin Diesel ones better.

.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he brings a hand gun and a bucket.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

.

Plus, Vin Diesel is the sexiest man in existence. And not gay. Go figure.

Total rip-offs

. Chuck Norris is the original THE MAN.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-10-2008, 04:32 PM

I beg to differ. Everyone knows that Jakie Chan colud ssssooooooooooooooo kick both they're butts.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 03-10-2008, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Total rip-offs

. Chuck Norris is the original THE MAN.

Agree.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 03-10-2008, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sasquatch of Fangorn

I beg to differ. Everyone knows that Jakie Chan colud ssssooooooooooooooo kick both they're butts.

Yes, but he doesn't have to. It's a Zen thing.

**Mari** · 03-10-2008, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sasquatch of Fangorn

I beg to differ. Everyone knows that Jakie Chan colud ssssooooooooooooooo kick both they're butts.

He does all his stunts himself!

Plus, he's kinda cute.
Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel are so not cute.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-10-2008, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

Yes, but he doesn't have to. It's a Zen thing.

But what if Chuck Norris and Vin diesel were forced to kill the emporor of china. Then he would go psyco on they're butts!

klatukatt · 03-10-2008, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

He does all his stunts himself!

Plus, he's kinda cute.
Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel are so not cute.

How can you say that? Vin Diesel is hella cute! Chuck Norris isn't, but he is a bad ass.

Know who could kick everyone's butt? Shatner.

SHATNER RULES!

hectorberlioz · 03-10-2008, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mari

Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel are so not cute.

I very much doubt that Chuck Norris wants to be seen as "cute"

.

Bin Laden was so scared of Chuck Norris, he shot all his guards to make sure they weren't Chuck Norris in disguise. Afterwards, Bin Laden shot himself to make sure he wasn't Chuck Norris in disguise.

(I made that one up

)

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-10-2008, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

He does all his stunts himself!

Plus, he's kinda cute.
Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel are so not cute.

My opinion has nothing to do with his "cuteness", but rather his "coolness"

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-10-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klatukatt

Know who could kick everyone's butt? Shatner.

SHATNER RULES!

Everyone knows that Picard is better!

**Mari** · 03-10-2008, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sasquatch of Fangorn

But what if Chuck Norris and Vin diesel were forced to kill the emporor of china. Then he would go psyco on they're butts!

Which emperor?

I think the Chinese and Japanese pretty much ended the dynasties between 1930 and 1937. And then China got split up etc.

And I don't care if Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel aren't looking to be rated on cutenessfactor. I'll rate them on it anyway

Vin Diesel did earn some cuteness points in the Pacifier though

(let's see how long it takes before someone wants to strangle me

)

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-10-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mari

Which emperor?

I think the Chinese and Japanese pretty much ended the dynasties between 1930 and 1937. And then China got split up etc.

uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm............. I don't realy know.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

And I don't care if Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel aren't looking to be rated on cutenessfactor. I'll rate them on it anyway

Vin Diesel did earn some cuteness points in the Pacifier though

(let's see how long it takes before someone wants to strangle me

)

trust me Mari I don't think anyone would want to strangle you!

However, there is Hector and his evil ways.........

hectorberlioz · 03-10-2008, 04:49 PM

When Chuck Norris gets lazy, he doesn't need to get into shape, shape needs to get into him.

**Mari** · 03-10-2008, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sasquatch of Fangorn

uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm............. I don't realy know.

I do

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Originally Posted by The Sasquatch of Fangorn

trust me Mari I don't think anyone would want to strangle you!

However, there is Hector and his evil ways.........

Darn, and I here I was trying very hard to be evil and annoying!
I don't worry about Hector though. He's too sweet. Besides... he needs me. Muhahaha!

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-10-2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mari

Darn, and I here I was trying very hard to be evil and annoying!
I don't worry about Hector though. He's too sweet. Besides... he needs me. Muhahaha!

Is he still turning to stone?

I thought that was over with!

hectorberlioz · 03-10-2008, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

I don't worry about Hector though. He's too sweet. Besides... he needs me. Muhahaha!

TOO sweet? Is that possible?

03-10-2008, 01:02 PM	#481
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Well, I could solve that little problem: I could ask Bunicula to chase you around which would A) wake you up and B) give you something to do other then being bored. Thus I would save you from this circle. Off course in the case of Sis I wouldn't send Bunicula after her, but I could bring in some very nice seeds that I... ermm... "traded" with the elves to get her attention and wake her up, then give them to her so she could plant them and thus not be bored. But napping is good too __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

03-10-2008, 02:09 PM	#482
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Chuck Norris "facts". http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com Some of my faves: Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 03-10-2008 at 02:11 PM.

03-10-2008, 04:32 PM	#486
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	I beg to differ. Everyone knows that Jakie Chan colud ssssooooooooooooooo kick both they're butts. __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

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hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	When Chuck Norris gets lazy, he doesn't need to get into shape, shape needs to get into him. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

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03-10-2008, 03:32 PM	#484
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	I like the Vin Diesel ones better. . When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he brings a hand gun and a bucket. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live. Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence. Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage. . Plus, Vin Diesel is the sexiest man in existence. And not gay. Go figure.