Teacup Cafe Part VII

[Farimir Captain of Gondor]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Why, thank you! *realizes it is about dinner time anyway*
I'll save this slice of pie for desert...*searches carefully through various decoding methods to find subliminal messages and fails*

Maybe it's a subliminal message aimed to the small minded and easily manipulated. This is why I am the only one who sees it.

[trolls' bane]

Does it have something to do with Mars? Oh well, here's to
π²∞

[Farimir Captain of Gondor]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Does it have something to do with Mars? Oh well, here's to
π²∞

It says something like, "lay down all your weapons and look at the lovely housing being offered on the Martian plains", hince the feeling to want to move to Mars, and to put down my sporked broomstick.

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

It says something like, "lay down all your weapons and look at the lovely housing being offered on the Martian plains", hince the feeling to want to move to Mars, and to put down my sporked broomstick.

Wow! You found all that in the word "pie"? You are a genius!

[Lotesse]

Pie is a slang term for a girl's nether-area, and eating pie, well - you fill in the blanks. It's actually fairly straightforward, fellas!

Someone here ate a piece of pi... *tries not to snicker* *grins*

[Farimir Captain of Gondor]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Pie is a slang term for a girl's nether-area, and eating pie, well - you fill in the blanks. It's actually fairly straightforward, fellas!

LOL!....thats awesome! Yes, I know of "pies". I've also heard of some other said foods, one that comes to mind right now is "clam".

[Lotesse]

Ho boy. You guys, if we're not careful here, any minute a moderator in-the-know will descend upon us & ask us not to get graphic with our innuendo!! No more carpet-munchin' talk, I guess. Yes, clams is another way of describing things... anybody care for a little Steamed Clams & Chardonnay? SO yummy; just ask me I'll tell ya.

ANYway...

I need to get out of here and go work on my resume; I started on it earlier & once again got distracted to come back here to Entmoot.

*Gives Claire a nice hug & kiss, gives Leroy the Liger some instructions as to taking care of the Teacup tonight.*

O.K., ciao guys! Take it easy on the pi-food, trolls' bane! It's great, but not everyone can stomach pi like some of us girls.

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Pie is a slang term for a girl's nether-area, and eating pie, well - you fill in the blanks. It's actually fairly straightforward, fellas!

Someone here ate a piece of pi... *tries not to snicker* *grins*

Well, that's not my subliminal message. And I guess so, had I actually said "eating pie" which I did not, but more or less made it obvious that that was the intent, subliminal-message free, spam-resistent, and double-standard proof. Besides, why would me, of all people post something like that! (With the exception of, including but not limited to, sinister plots or otherwise mad-scientist schemes, publicity stunts, hidden messages that display ONLY statistical and factual information from well-educated source, and perhaps references to certain parties of ricer-car owners and snowbirds, etcetera, and is therefore not subject to liability under these statements.)
Well, after that, anyone else want pi(e)? *holds up a plate with a 5-shaped piece*

EDIT: I...ah...will remember? In fact, I'll probably remember it longer than all of the rest of us put together. I have a photographic memory (except where I really need it: theories, faces of people I know, names), and I can retain all aspects or at the very least the basic constants and concepts in a conversation I had from years ago. I can clearly remember the setting, time of day, weather, etc. of an argument I had with my Grandpa once, for instance, and I was insisting on the Emp. State Buildign being "miles high" by asking questions (i.e. How many miles high is it?).

[Lotesse]

I know all that, trolls' bane!! You big silly goose; can't you see a joke when it's a joke? Enough with the pie & pi, already!!!

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

I know all that, trolls' bane!! You big silly goose; can't you see a joke when it's a joke? Enough with the pie & pi, already!!!

See edit...
And no! I'm not done! I'll berid of these subliminal messages and eat the actual pie, as in an apple pie like you would get at Marie Callendar's, except its slices are shaped like every one of the first 10,000 or so digits of Pi.

[Lotesse]

Speaking of Marie Callenders, you're not gonna believe this but I swear it's true - my man just came home like fifteen minutes ago, and guess what he brought home with him? I swear to god, a Marie Callender's pie. Lemon Meringue! How funny!! He loves that meringue crapola; not me. I hate lemon meringue pie. How funny is that, speaking of pi-pie-pi all night.

[trolls' bane]

Wow! What a coincidence! That would never happen to me!
*wishes for a Marie callendars pie, not that he's ever had one because no one wants one or those who do get one when he is too full on their cheese soup*

[Lotesse]

What cheese soup? Really; cheese soup? What's it like, precioussss, eh?

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

What cheese soup? Really; cheese soup? What's it like, precioussss, eh?

Potato cheese soup. Why, it's the best food they have! (Next to their pies, so I hear.)
*blinks*

[Lotesse]

Man that sounds so yummy. That sounds unbelieveably sinfully yummy. Cheese potato soup. Oh, MAN. *Think vegetable thoughts; think vegetable thoughts!!*

Good thing these are just virtual carbohydrates & fats, huh!

[Farimir Captain of Gondor]

Well, I must say goodnight. TB,Tessa, fun and hilarious as always. Have a wonderful evening and I'll see you two later.Bye.

[Lotesse]

Buona notte, Farimir! See ya a domani.

Trolls' bane; is it a full moon tonight? When I went out earlier to go to Trader Joe's, I swear there was a big huge shrouded yellow moon out. Is that full? Is it full tonight?

[Rev. Justin Timberlake]

Damn, I missed the pie discussion. Probably a very, very good thing. Love pie.

[Lotesse]

I know; the pi talk was right up your alley! So much so. You'd have loved it!

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Buona notte, Farimir! See ya a domani.

Trolls' bane; is it a full moon tonight? When I went out earlier to go to Trader Joe's, I swear there was a big huge shrouded yellow moon out. Is that full? Is it full tonight?

That's on an need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know!
Actually, I can't tell you anyway. Can't get my head into the clouds, much less out of them.