Why are you weird? - Page 25

Garina · 05-24-2002, 09:51 AM

Blasphemers!!!
Persecute! Kill the heretics!!!!!!!!!!!

*starts throwing everything in sight at Anduril and BoP*

Take that!

Andúril · 05-24-2002, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Take that!

Oh....ofcourse! You didn't know I had a quantum forcefield + 8; it's invisible! Silly you. Besides the fact that you are quite retarded, let it be known that mine quantum forcefield repells objects that are thrown at it (during acts of mindless aggression). Therefore, please vomit your shrapnel neccesitating potatoes at me, and you might be unpleasantly surprised. Huzzah!

Garina · 05-24-2002, 10:13 AM

That's cheating!

Andúril · 05-24-2002, 10:19 AM

Quote:

That's schizo. You messed up.

Garina · 05-24-2002, 10:28 AM

Excuse me, this is the "Why are you weird thread?"!
You cannot comment on people's inconsistancies!

The

was to show that I am not actually going to kill you - maybe!

Andúril · 05-24-2002, 10:53 AM

Quote:

The

was to show that I am not actually going to kill you - maybe!

Riiiiiiight. Run along now - I think mommy's calling.

Garina · 05-24-2002, 10:59 AM

Don't

Patronise

Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever!
*short circuits Anduril's force field and begins pelting him with peanut M&Ms*

Andúril · 05-24-2002, 11:12 AM

Quote:

The

was to show that I am not actually going to kill you - maybe!

So......basically what you are saying is.......nothing much?

Quote:

...begins pelting him with peanut M&Ms

Ouch. The pain. Stop the pain.

*Side note: I despise peanut butter, and henceforth anything tasting like peanut butter. Are these peanut butter flavoured M&Ms, or just peanuts covered in crystallized sugar and dyed orange?

Garina · 05-24-2002, 11:19 AM

Peanuts covered in chocolate and sugar shell stuff

Andúril · 05-24-2002, 11:34 AM

I knew that.

Anyway, why can't we stop the fighting and just get along? Why can't we all just be friends?

Oh, wait a minute, that would be statutory....ah nevermind.

On with the fight. I'm outtie for a while.

Cirdan · 05-24-2002, 12:02 PM

:wakes up covered in feathers and cheesecake, sans fabulous wool pants:

Hey, who took my floss!

mmmm... cheesecake!

Nice elephant! What fabulous wings, it has, has its...!

Wulažg · 05-24-2002, 01:01 PM

almost as nice of wings as my pet Balrog!

Noone try to toss feathers at ME!

HAH!!!

Blackheart · 05-24-2002, 04:22 PM

*quietly stuffs a pillowcase full of cheese whiz*

Elfmaster XK · 05-24-2002, 04:29 PM

a wise saying...'cheese whiz and Gandalf's hat do not mix.'

*takes a bow*

Blackheart · 05-24-2002, 04:52 PM

*quietly fills Gandalf's hat with cheeze whiz*

BeardofPants · 05-24-2002, 05:16 PM

*Quietly fills Garina with feathers*

That oughta shut the little bugger up.

Now, all behold the majesty of mine box, and bow down before it's splendor.

Or the cheesecake gets it.

Wulažg · 05-24-2002, 08:50 PM

I'm stealing that cheesecake while everybody is flinging cheesewhiz and feathers around...

Sicirus · 05-24-2002, 10:17 PM

*Catches flying chiz wizes in mouth* Mmm flying balls of puffy cheeze things. *grabs pillows full of cheeze cake, jellow, and feathers and runs to find the stolen wine from the rabid drooling loose sheep*

Blackheart · 05-25-2002, 01:15 AM

You people think you are weird?

HA!

I HAVE a cheezball gun!

I built it for the .dictatortots

It can fire 5 gallons of cheeseballs in a minute.

Phear me!

*Blasts cheeseballs into the crowd*

Arathorn · 05-25-2002, 01:25 AM

*Prepares baskets to catch the fluffy yellow balls*

I've never seen so much cheese! (Yay!)

05-24-2002, 09:51 AM	#481
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Blasphemers!!! Persecute! Kill the heretics!!!!!!!!!!! starts throwing everything in sight at Anduril and BoP Take that! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 10:13 AM	#483
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	That's cheating! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 10:28 AM	#485
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Excuse me, this is the "Why are you weird thread?"! You cannot comment on people's inconsistancies! The was to show that I am not actually going to kill you - maybe! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 10:59 AM	#487
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Don't Patronise Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ever! short circuits Anduril's force field and begins pelting him with peanut M&Ms __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 11:19 AM	#489
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Peanuts covered in chocolate and sugar shell stuff __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 11:34 AM	#490
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	I knew that. Anyway, why can't we stop the fighting and just get along? Why can't we all just be friends? Oh, wait a minute, that would be statutory....ah nevermind. On with the fight. I'm outtie for a while.

05-24-2002, 12:02 PM	#491
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	:wakes up covered in feathers and cheesecake, sans fabulous wool pants: Hey, who took my floss! mmmm... cheesecake! Nice elephant! What fabulous wings, it has, has its...! __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

05-24-2002, 01:01 PM	#492
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	almost as nice of wings as my pet Balrog! Noone try to toss feathers at ME! HAH!!! __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-24-2002, 04:22 PM	#493
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	quietly stuffs a pillowcase full of cheese whiz __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-24-2002, 04:29 PM	#494
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	a wise saying...'cheese whiz and Gandalf's hat do not mix.' takes a bow __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-24-2002, 04:52 PM	#495
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	quietly fills Gandalf's hat with cheeze whiz __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-24-2002, 05:16 PM	#496
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Quietly fills Garina with feathers That oughta shut the little bugger up. Now, all behold the majesty of mine box, and bow down before it's splendor. Or the cheesecake gets it. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-24-2002, 08:50 PM	#497
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I'm stealing that cheesecake while everybody is flinging cheesewhiz and feathers around... __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-24-2002, 10:17 PM	#498
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Catches flying chiz wizes in mouth Mmm flying balls of puffy cheeze things. grabs pillows full of cheeze cake, jellow, and feathers and runs to find the stolen wine from the rabid drooling loose sheep __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

05-25-2002, 01:15 AM	#499
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	You people think you are weird? HA! I HAVE a cheezball gun! I built it for the .dictatortots It can fire 5 gallons of cheeseballs in a minute. Phear me! Blasts cheeseballs into the crowd __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-25-2002, 01:25 AM	#500
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Prepares baskets to catch the fluffy yellow balls I've never seen so much cheese! (Yay!) __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

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