03-10-2008, 01:02 PM | #481 |
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Well, I could solve that little problem: I could ask Bunicula to chase you around which would A) wake you up and B) give you something to do other then being bored. Thus I would save you from this circle.
Off course in the case of Sis I wouldn't send Bunicula after her, but I could bring in some very nice seeds that I... ermm... "traded" with the elves to get her attention and wake her up, then give them to her so she could plant them and thus not be bored. But napping is good too
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03-10-2008, 02:09 PM | #482 |
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Chuck Norris "facts".
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com Some of my faves: Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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03-10-2008, 03:32 PM | #484 |
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I like the Vin Diesel ones better.
. When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he brings a hand gun and a bucket. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live. Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence. Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage. . Plus, Vin Diesel is the sexiest man in existence. And not gay. Go figure. |
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03-10-2008, 04:32 PM | #486 |
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I beg to differ. Everyone knows that Jakie Chan colud ssssooooooooooooooo kick both they're butts.
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03-10-2008, 04:33 PM | #487 |
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Agree.
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03-10-2008, 04:34 PM | #488 |
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Yes, but he doesn't have to. It's a Zen thing.
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Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel are so not cute.
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But what if Chuck Norris and Vin diesel were forced to kill the emporor of china. Then he would go psyco on they're butts!
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I very much doubt that Chuck Norris wants to be seen as "cute".
Bin Laden was so scared of Chuck Norris, he shot all his guards to make sure they weren't Chuck Norris in disguise. Afterwards, Bin Laden shot himself to make sure he wasn't Chuck Norris in disguise. (I made that one up)
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My opinion has nothing to do with his "cuteness", but rather his "coolness"
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Everyone knows that Picard is better!
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And I don't care if Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel aren't looking to be rated on cutenessfactor. I'll rate them on it anyway Vin Diesel did earn some cuteness points in the Pacifier though (let's see how long it takes before someone wants to strangle me )
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However, there is Hector and his evil ways.........
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When Chuck Norris gets lazy, he doesn't need to get into shape, shape needs to get into him.
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I don't worry about Hector though. He's too sweet. Besides... he needs me. Muhahaha!
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Is he still turning to stone? I thought that was over with!
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TOO sweet? Is that possible?
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