Tea Cup Cafe part Thirteen or XIII - Page 25

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 08-28-2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

i think we should bring back the days when the cafe was an extremely large skyscraper, how i enjoyed the stargazing platform, and the swiming pool, the zoo, the toilets on floor 97 and a half, oh the days of yore how fun they were

Oh! I remember that! Didn't it burn down and we all lived in a tent? And then I had an army of Hobbits rebuild it. Those were the days.

If we are doing that, Pip wants to be the interior designer.

EDIT: I almost forgot! I'm getting contacts for my birthday! *dances*

Acalewia · 08-28-2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Um, I think you forgot a few things on that list...

Obvy not showing?

durinsbane2244 · 08-28-2006, 07:58 PM

personally, i'm a bit down that my glasses have yet to come in...

better be here tomorrow.

Huorn · 08-28-2006, 08:28 PM

All those fancy cafes are before I came in here. One that looks like a tree? I would have liked to have seen that.

trolls' bane · 08-28-2006, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

NO! we need a state-controlled, extreme left wing press!!

Now we're talkin', Comrade!

So, being that this is the old days in the Cafe again, the best days that it ever had, I think I'd like to reinstate myself as bartender.

And in celebration, I have tickets to New York for everyone, on me:

OZZIE:
Come on, Gabey, hurry up!

CHIP:
Twenty-four hours!

SAILOR:
Hey, why don't ya look where you're goin'.
You'd think it was your first time in New York!

GABEY:
It is!

(The sailors look around them, happily absorbing the scene.)

GABEY, CHIP, OZZIE:
New York, New York!
It's a helluva town!

GABEY:
We've got one day here and not another minute
To see the famous sights!

OZZIE:
We'll find the romance and danger waiting in it
Beneath the Broadway lights;
But we've hair on our chests
So what we like the best are the nights
Sights! Lights! Nights!

GABEY, CHIP, OZZIE:
New York, New York, a helluva town.
The Bronx is up, but the Battery's down.
The people ride in a hole in the groun'.
New York, New York, it's a helluva town!

CHIP:
(points to Empire State Building)
Hey, Gabey! Gabey, look.

(consulting his guidebook with reverence and excitement)

Gabey, it says here "There are 20,000 streets in New York,
not counting MacDougal Alley the heart of Green-Witch Village,
a charming thoroughfare filled with..."

OZZIE:
Here we go again!

CHIP:
The famous places to visit are so many,
Or so the guidebooks say.
I promised Daddy I wouldn't miss on any.
And we have just one day.
Got to see the whole town
From Yonkers on down to the Bay.

GABEY, CHIP, OZZIE:
In just one day!

New York, New York, a visitor's place,
Where no one lives on account of the pace,
But seven millions are screaming for space.
New York, New York, it's a visitor's place!

(Two sailors enter, weaving and weary-looking -
one happy, one very glum.)

GABEY:
Hey! Look who's comin' back! It's Tom and Andy!

OZZIE:
Hey, Tom, Andy! Hey, fellas, how are the New York dames?

ANDY:
Wonderful - I don't remember a thing!

TOM:
Awful! I remember everything!

(Tom and Andy exit.)

OZZIE:

Manhattan women are dressed in silk and satin,
Or so the fellas say;
There's just one thing that's important in Manhattan,
When you have just one day;
Gotta pick up a date...

CHIP:
Maybe seven...

OZZIE:
Or eight
On your way.

GABEY, CHIP, OZZIE:
In just one day!

New York, New York, a helluva town.
The Bronx is up, but the Battery's down.
The people ride in a hole in the groun'.
New York, New York, it's a helluva town!!

Gwaimir Windgem · 08-29-2006, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

"President Hector announces his plan to cut MootCare in half"...well, it was moot anyways

, so why not?

*smack*

Lame. Ass. Pun.

BeardofPants · 08-29-2006, 03:40 AM

Heh. All this violence must be contagious.
*smacks HB as well
*smacks gwai just cos

jammi567 · 08-29-2006, 04:36 AM

All these formor cafes sound really nice. Shame they're gone now, unless someone wants to re-build them.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 08-29-2006, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Meriadoc Brandybuck

Oh! I remember that! Didn't it burn down and we all lived in a tent? And then I had an army of Hobbits rebuild it. Those were the days.

actually, leif blew it up

Spock · 08-29-2006, 09:08 AM

Oh, good, all the radicals have left for the morning.....I can have a cup of coffee and an english muffin in peace.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 08-29-2006, 09:10 AM

*speaks from podium*

And from this day forth, a new nation is born, the People's Republic of Entmoot shall reign victorious for a thousand years

Spock · 08-29-2006, 09:18 AM

...........

Last Child of Ungoliant · 08-29-2006, 09:20 AM

OI!! lol well, i guess i will sit in the corner with the party directorate and we can reminisce instead of actually controlling then

and there's always the four crates of vintage import vodka i brought with me from russia

Spock · 08-29-2006, 09:23 AM

Dosvadonia

Last Child of Ungoliant · 08-29-2006, 09:24 AM

good day indeed, or it will be, Cheers!

Acalewia · 08-29-2006, 10:36 AM

Look who I found!
*Comes in with Leroy*
I found Shah's liger! Not wheres that chocalic dragon and his brother?

EarthBound · 08-29-2006, 01:17 PM

Staggers in searching for beer and pizza...the ultimate quest

"Hey mooters, one of us has been missing for a spell...and it's defenatily not.."burp"...one of me...[falls on face and begins snoring]

hectorberlioz · 08-29-2006, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

*smack*

Lame. Ass. Pun.

It's people like you who degrade the healthcare system, by abusing it!

Do you have any idea how much one worthless visit to the doctor (Dr. Nurvingiel) costs for the government, and in turn, from tax-paying Mooters?!

***Earniel*** · 08-29-2006, 02:51 PM

Except that mooters don't pay moot-taxes. Hmm... *gets ideas*

Tea anyone?

hectorberlioz · 08-29-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Eärniel

Except that mooters don't pay moot-taxes. Hmm... *gets ideas*

Tea anyone?

Aha! She's trying to tax us on tea! Quick everyone, another Boston Tea Party!!!!

08-28-2006, 07:58 PM	#483
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08-28-2006, 08:28 PM	#484
Huorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Fangorn's Treeherd Posts: 393	All those fancy cafes are before I came in here. One that looks like a tree? I would have liked to have seen that. __________________ Silver Valley Oak As for me and my house we will serve the LORD Just call me Oakie Last edited by Huorn : 08-28-2006 at 08:29 PM.

08-29-2006, 03:40 AM	#487
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08-29-2006, 04:36 AM	#488
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08-29-2006, 09:08 AM	#490
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Oh, good, all the radicals have left for the morning.....I can have a cup of coffee and an english muffin in peace. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

08-29-2006, 09:10 AM	#491
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	speaks from podium And from this day forth, a new nation is born, the People's Republic of Entmoot shall reign victorious for a thousand years Last edited by Spock : 08-29-2006 at 09:16 AM. Reason: Orwellian oversight

08-29-2006, 09:18 AM	#492
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	........... __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Last edited by Spock : 08-29-2006 at 09:20 AM.

08-29-2006, 09:20 AM	#493
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	OI!! lol well, i guess i will sit in the corner with the party directorate and we can reminisce instead of actually controlling then and there's always the four crates of vintage import vodka i brought with me from russia

08-29-2006, 09:23 AM	#494
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Dosvadonia __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

08-29-2006, 09:24 AM	#495
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	good day indeed, or it will be, Cheers!

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08-29-2006, 01:17 PM	#497
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08-29-2006, 02:51 PM	#499
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