They'd never say that! - Page 25

sirigorn · 02-06-2004, 10:53 AM

Yep. those are funny...but also incredib;y stupid!!!!

Beor · 02-06-2004, 03:33 PM

Thanks for the compliment, pirate, and sirigorn, I agree with you, they are pretty stupid

, but fun!

The Lord of the Rings: Adapted for "They'd never say that" by Lady Ravyn and Beor (probably still more accurate than the movies!)

sirigorn · 02-06-2004, 04:14 PM

No, Beor, I'm not so sure about that... They seem pretty out of character. Except the part where Aragorn and Grima fall in love. That's my favorite ship.

NOT!!!!

Beor · 02-06-2004, 04:20 PM

Well, I could get into the complexities of the Aragorn/Wormtounge relationship, but it could take a while. I'd probably have to start a new thread. Of course its accurate!

Lady Ravyn · 02-06-2004, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beor
Well, I could get into the complexities of the Aragorn/Wormtounge relationship, but it could take a while. I'd probably have to start a new thread. Of course its accurate!

lol; it's take even longer to explain the gandlf/saruman/sauron/pippin friendship circle!

Beor · 02-07-2004, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lady Ravyn
lol; it's take even longer to explain the gandlf/saruman/sauron/pippin friendship circle!

yeah, that one's a mess. It's like a big soap opera. Crazy ol' Sauron, heh, heh.... (but he's so sexy!

)

Lady Ravyn · 02-08-2004, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beor
yeah, that one's a mess. It's like a big soap opera. Crazy ol' Sauron, heh, heh.... (but he's so sexy! )

yeah, i think it's that lack of body that gives off that impression...

Beor · 02-08-2004, 11:33 AM

Indeed!!

Lets see here...

Bilbo Baggins: What have I got in my pocket?

Gollum: The one ring, cast by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fires of Mt. Doom. There it was made, and only there can it be unmade, yesss precious, we mussst destroy it, filthy Hobbit!

Bilbo Baggins: Well, I never! We should not destroy it, its too pretty, and it goes perfect with my golden buttons!

Gollum: Foolissh Hobbit! It will consume you, it will consume you! Yessss, it will and then you will become a wraith like the black riders!!

Witch King of Angmar: No, you stupid little...whatever...We became wraiths on our own.

Gollum: Really?

Witch King of Angmar: Yup, there was a make-over show in Maurie Povitch, and all us nine were on. It was a great time, and I am really happy with the outcome!

Gollum: Who did the makeover?

Witch King of Angmar: I dont remember, that was before Martha Stewar-Uh, I mean Sauron hired us to redecorate his living room. We really added some spice!

Gollum: can you redecorate my disgusssting cave, preciousss?

WKoA: No, we are now in the plumbing business. We can pull the fish bones out of the drain, but no more interior decorating. However, we can also fix your car.

Gollum: I dont own a car.

*Elrond jumps in* Elrond: Hey, for just 5995, I can sell you a slightly used Honda Accord, Built in the later Third age, this baby has a 5-speed-

Gollum: Wait, that model was built before the fall of Numenore!

Lady Ravyn · 02-09-2004, 08:37 PM

or...

Gollum: so could you remake my cave?

WKoA: certainly! you can be on our brand new show: "Wraith Eye for the Slimy Guy"!

Bilbo: *groans at poor joke*

WKoA: no, but seriously, i see a light beige on the walls and perhaps a nice floor-to-ceiling mural of the Goblin Wars-what do you think?

goblin: oh,sure- rub it in...

Beor · 02-10-2004, 02:41 PM

Ha! Wraith Eye for the Slimy Guy! Its classic! (seriously, very funny stuff!)

Anyway, ahem...

Isildur: Well, here goes the ring! *tosses ring in fires of Orodruin*

Cirdan: Good, now maybe evil will be defeated forever.

Isildur: Ha! Fooled you, I got that ring in a box of Fruit Loops! I still have the real ring right here! I'm so clever.

Elrond: Dangit, Isildur, why do you always have to joke around at times like this?

Isildur: Hey, hey, take it easy, huh? Just trying to have a little fun.

Elrond: Well, its not fun for me.

Isildur: Man, its always about you, "me, me me", you know, Elrond, the world doesnt revolve around you.

Elrond: Well, all I ask is that you would pay a little attention to me from time to time.

Isildur: Man, I always pay attention to you! Remember the other night at the Morannan? You weren't complaining then.

Beruthiel's cat · 02-10-2004, 05:01 PM

Forgive me, please for barging in on this delightfully demented serial, but I've just spent a couple of hours reading this thread and some things have occured to me. (Please bear with me, I'm a Newbie -- don't pull my tail and banish me forever!)

Things they'd never say:

Treebeard to Pippin and Merry: "Check it out, dudes! Turbo-charged, dual exhaust, five-speed. Hop in! We'll open this baby up all the way to Isengard!"

Sam: "Please pass the sushi, Smeagol."
Smegol: "Have you seen this wine list??"

Aragorn, Legolas & Gimli in Fangorn, arms linked:
"Goblins and Wizards and Ents! Uruk-Hai!"

Road sign in Mordor: "Mount Doom 1 Mile (I'd turn back if I were you)"

Sam (after going through his backpack): "Forget Lembas --- CHOCOLATE!!"

Gandalf (sleepily): "Pippin? Have you seen the Palantir anywhere?"

Aragorn: "Legolas, put down that bow and arrow before you put someone's eye out!"

Just some passing thoughts...

Falagar · 02-10-2004, 05:40 PM

I'd change that to:

*sign on Morannon*

"Welcome to the Mordor Amusementpark! I hope you will enjoy our wonderful park, filled with amazing environment and attractions. The people aren't very friendly, but don't let such a small thing stop you - there're a lot of funny things one can do! You haven't tried anything until you've tried bungi-jumping from Barad-dûr! If you want a real kick, try the horror-cave of Cirith Ungol - guarantied to leave you breathless! Or boating on the lava in Orodruin. Why not buy yourself a real orc-costume in the tax-free at the tower of Cirith Ungol. If you just want to look at the beautiful burnt land climb Mt. Doom and behold the breathtaking landscape.

Attention! If you should happen to come across any golden rings, please deposit them at the information-stand at Morannon.

Thank you.
Sauron & staff"

Bombadillo · 02-10-2004, 06:12 PM

Gandalf: "Pippin, do you see my staff that I have left way over there? Could you please get that for me... thank you... such a good boy."

Rosie Gamgee · 02-10-2004, 07:40 PM

Lurtz (okay, he's from the movies, I beg pardon)after his encouter with Aragorn on Amon Hen: Oh! Oh! They put my arm over there, and they put my legs over there!! Oh!

Saruman: You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved to greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in Moria- Poppies, poppies!

Galadriel: Ringbearer, are you a good wizard, or a bad wizard?
Frodo: I'm not a wizard at all!

Gandalf to Radagast: Do not call it uncouth in the presence of any of the inhabitants, you're in the land of the little people now.

Orcs in Mordor to Sam (as he enters to rescue Frodo): We respresent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild. And in the name of the Lollipop Guiiiiiiiild, we welcome you to Munchkin land!!

Frodo: I will take the Ring to Mordor, though I do not know the way.
Elrond: Follow the Yellow Brick Road!

The Eye: I see you! There is no life in the void... only, death. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

Pippin: He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
Pippin: Help! The trees are throwing apples at us!! Oh, it's just Strider.

Pippin: I do believe in Uruks, I do, I do, I do believe in Uruks.

Gimli: If I.. were king.. of the FOREEEEESSTT!

Sauron: I'd be tender I'd be gentle, and awful sentimental, regarding love and art! I'd be friends with the sparrows and the boy who shoots the arrows if I only had a heart!!

Frodo: There's no place like home, there's no place like home. *click, click, click*

Gandalf to Frodo before leaving to enlist Saruman's help: I'm off to see the Wizard, the Wizard of Isangard!!

Wormtongue (at the door of Orthanc to Theoden and Gandalf): Not nobody gets in to see the wizard, not nobody not no how!

sirigorn · 02-10-2004, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Lurtz (okay, he's from the movies, I beg pardon)after his encouter with Aragorn on Amon Hen: Oh! Oh! They put my arm over there, and they put my legs over there!! Oh

Rosie, you made me think of this:

Aragorn:
I command you, as future King of Gondor, to stand aside!
Lurtz:
I move for no man.
Aragorn:
So be it!
Aragorn and Lurtz:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[Aragorn chops Lurtz's left arm off]
Aragorn:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Lurtz:
'Tis but a scratch.
Aragorn:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
Lurtz:
No, it isn't.
Aragorn:
Well, what's that, then?
Lurtz:
I've had worse.
Aragorn:
You liar!
Lurtz:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[Aragorn chops Lurtz's right arm off]
Aragorn:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Iluvatar, that in Thy mer--
Lurtz:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
Aragorn:
What?
Lurtz:
Have at you!
[kick]
Aragorn:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Uruk, but the fight is mine.
Lurtz:
Oh, had enough, eh?
Aragorn:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
Lurtz:
Yes, I have.
Aragorn:
Look!
Lurtz:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
Aragorn:
Look, stop that.
Lurtz:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
Aragorn:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[Aragorn chops Lurtz's right leg off]
Lurtz:
Right. I'll do you for that!
Aragorn:
You'll what?
Lurtz:
Come here!
Aragorn:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Lurtz
I'm invincible!
Aragorn:
You're a looney.
Lurtz:
Lurtz always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[Aragorn chops Lurtz's last leg off]
Lurtz:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
Aragorn:
Come, Rangers.
Lurtz:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

**Nurvingiel** · 02-10-2004, 10:39 PM

Lol Sirigon!

That was awesome.

Worship the Python, it is very Monty.

Sauron: Why not try a holiday in Mordor this year? See our lovli lakes.

sirigorn · 02-11-2004, 09:11 AM

Yes...The lovli lakes. And the moose!! And the llamas!!

Monty Python is great!!!!

Beruthiel's cat · 02-11-2004, 11:40 AM

Rosie G --

Your Wizard of Oz references are brilliant! Much better than mine! I'm glad someone else is making the obvious comparisons. I love your posts!

I'm going to have to come up with some more of this silliness!

Falagar --

Your sign is much better than mine, but maybe it should be an announcement on the public address system...

Lalaith_Elf · 02-12-2004, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Falagar
I'd change that to:

*sign on Morannon*

"Welcome to the Mordor Amusementpark! I hope you will enjoy our wonderful park, filled with amazing environment and attractions. The people aren't very friendly, but don't let such a small thing stop you - there're a lot of funny things one can do! You haven't tried anything until you've tried bungi-jumping from Barad-dûr! If you want a real kick, try the horror-cave of Cirith Ungol - guarantied to leave you breathless! Or boating on the lava in Orodruin. Why not buy yourself a real orc-costume in the tax-free at the tower of Cirith Ungol. If you just want to look at the beautiful burnt land climb Mt. Doom and behold the breathtaking landscape.

Attention! If you should happen to come across any golden rings, please deposit them at the information-stand at Morannon.

Thank you.
Sauron & staff"

Wow.... this strangly appeals to me. Maybe you should start up an amusement park.....

Quote:

Worship the Python, it is very Monty.

Yes.... worship Monty Python

Okay this one is pretty lame....
*Gandalf catching Aragorn flirting with Eowyn*
Eowyn: He's the messiah(sp???)
Gandalf: He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

Rosie Gamgee · 02-12-2004, 05:26 PM

Okay, more silliness:

Sam: Y'know, this elvish lembas isn't bad. If you close your eyes, it kind of tastes like runny eggs.

Gandalf: Then it is in men that we must place our hope.
Elrond: MEN? Men are weak. I can tast their stink. And every time I do I feel I have been some how INFECTED by it.

Saruman (to Bill Ferny just before taking over the Shire): Have you ever just stared at it? Marveled at it's beuty, its genius? Thousands of hobbits just living out their lives... oblivious. Like the elves, that was their time. This is our world, Billy, our time.

Lutrz: I'm gonna enjoy watching you die, Mr. Aragorn!

Frodo: What are they?
Aragorn: They appear as men. Great men. But the machines made them computer programs. Blinded by their greed, they take life without question, and one by one we fall into darkness. They are the Sentium Programs- agents- neither real nor imagined. At all times they feel the coming of The One. They will never stop hunting you.

Aragorn: What are you saying? That I can dodge bullets? I do not want that power. I have never wanted it.

Frodo: Mordor, Gandalf! Is it left or right?
Gandalf: Left! No, your other left!

Elrond: Even if Sauron is defeated and Aragorn crowned King and all that you hope for comes true, you will still have to hear the sound of inevitablility. The sound of.. your death.

Pippin (just about any time): Uh, help! Need a little help!

Galadriel: If you do not find a way, no one will. But here, take a cake of lambas. I promise by the time you finish eating it you'll remember that you don't believe in any of this fate crap.

Galadriel (to Legolas): And what gift would you ask of the elves?
Legolas: Arrows. Lots of arrows.

02-06-2004, 10:53 AM	#481
sirigorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: who wants to know? looks around suspiciously Posts: 497	Yep. those are funny...but also incredib;y stupid!!!! __________________ Gimli: It was already dead Legolas: It was twitching! Gimli: It was twitching...because it's got my axe embeded in it's nervous system!! -Two Towers extended DVD I'm wearing black for Black. Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!~Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

02-06-2004, 03:33 PM	#482
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Thanks for the compliment, pirate, and sirigorn, I agree with you, they are pretty stupid , but fun! The Lord of the Rings: Adapted for "They'd never say that" by Lady Ravyn and Beor (probably still more accurate than the movies!) __________________ Well, there it is.

02-06-2004, 04:14 PM	#483
sirigorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: who wants to know? looks around suspiciously Posts: 497	No, Beor, I'm not so sure about that... They seem pretty out of character. Except the part where Aragorn and Grima fall in love. That's my favorite ship. NOT!!!! __________________ Gimli: It was already dead Legolas: It was twitching! Gimli: It was twitching...because it's got my axe embeded in it's nervous system!! -Two Towers extended DVD I'm wearing black for Black. Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!~Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

02-06-2004, 04:20 PM	#484
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Well, I could get into the complexities of the Aragorn/Wormtounge relationship, but it could take a while. I'd probably have to start a new thread. Of course its accurate! __________________ Well, there it is.

02-08-2004, 11:33 AM	#488
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Indeed!! Lets see here... Bilbo Baggins: What have I got in my pocket? Gollum: The one ring, cast by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fires of Mt. Doom. There it was made, and only there can it be unmade, yesss precious, we mussst destroy it, filthy Hobbit! Bilbo Baggins: Well, I never! We should not destroy it, its too pretty, and it goes perfect with my golden buttons! Gollum: Foolissh Hobbit! It will consume you, it will consume you! Yessss, it will and then you will become a wraith like the black riders!! Witch King of Angmar: No, you stupid little...whatever...We became wraiths on our own. Gollum: Really? Witch King of Angmar: Yup, there was a make-over show in Maurie Povitch, and all us nine were on. It was a great time, and I am really happy with the outcome! Gollum: Who did the makeover? Witch King of Angmar: I dont remember, that was before Martha Stewar-Uh, I mean Sauron hired us to redecorate his living room. We really added some spice! Gollum: can you redecorate my disgusssting cave, preciousss? WKoA: No, we are now in the plumbing business. We can pull the fish bones out of the drain, but no more interior decorating. However, we can also fix your car. Gollum: I dont own a car. Elrond jumps in Elrond: Hey, for just 5995, I can sell you a slightly used Honda Accord, Built in the later Third age, this baby has a 5-speed- Gollum: Wait, that model was built before the fall of Numenore! __________________ Well, there it is.

02-09-2004, 08:37 PM	#489
Lady Ravyn Thief Queen of Entmoot Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oh, I just wander around, aimlessly... Posts: 1,060	or... Gollum: so could you remake my cave? WKoA: certainly! you can be on our brand new show: "Wraith Eye for the Slimy Guy"! Bilbo: groans at poor joke WKoA: no, but seriously, i see a light beige on the walls and perhaps a nice floor-to-ceiling mural of the Goblin Wars-what do you think? goblin: oh,sure- rub it in... __________________ smooch Proud Member of the Evil Mooters and upstanding citizen of the Planet Bob! And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be... My Space! Cynicism is what happens when a person opens their eyes; stops blinking in the sun, and starts wondering "why". Question everything, believe only that which you yourself deem true. Go ahead- Call me cynical.

02-10-2004, 02:41 PM	#490
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Ha! Wraith Eye for the Slimy Guy! Its classic! (seriously, very funny stuff!) Anyway, ahem... Isildur: Well, here goes the ring! tosses ring in fires of Orodruin Cirdan: Good, now maybe evil will be defeated forever. Isildur: Ha! Fooled you, I got that ring in a box of Fruit Loops! I still have the real ring right here! I'm so clever. Elrond: Dangit, Isildur, why do you always have to joke around at times like this? Isildur: Hey, hey, take it easy, huh? Just trying to have a little fun. Elrond: Well, its not fun for me. Isildur: Man, its always about you, "me, me me", you know, Elrond, the world doesnt revolve around you. Elrond: Well, all I ask is that you would pay a little attention to me from time to time. Isildur: Man, I always pay attention to you! Remember the other night at the Morannan? You weren't complaining then. __________________ Well, there it is.

02-10-2004, 05:01 PM	#491
Beruthiel's cat mystical divinity of Unashamed Felinity Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: New York's beautiful North Coast -- we're all mad here!!! Posts: 635	Forgive me, please for barging in on this delightfully demented serial, but I've just spent a couple of hours reading this thread and some things have occured to me. (Please bear with me, I'm a Newbie -- don't pull my tail and banish me forever!) Things they'd never say: Treebeard to Pippin and Merry: "Check it out, dudes! Turbo-charged, dual exhaust, five-speed. Hop in! We'll open this baby up all the way to Isengard!" Sam: "Please pass the sushi, Smeagol." Smegol: "Have you seen this wine list??" Aragorn, Legolas & Gimli in Fangorn, arms linked: "Goblins and Wizards and Ents! Uruk-Hai!" Road sign in Mordor: "Mount Doom 1 Mile (I'd turn back if I were you)" Sam (after going through his backpack): "Forget Lembas --- CHOCOLATE!!" Gandalf (sleepily): "Pippin? Have you seen the Palantir anywhere?" Aragorn: "Legolas, put down that bow and arrow before you put someone's eye out!" Just some passing thoughts... __________________ "Never try to out-stubborn a cat!" -- R. Heinlein ~~~~~~~~~ "But I don't want to be among mad people, " Alice remarked. "Oh, but you can't help that," said the Cat; "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." ~~ Lewis Carroll ~~~~~~~~~~~ Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana... Last edited by Beruthiel's cat : 02-11-2004 at 01:00 PM.

02-10-2004, 05:40 PM	#492
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	I'd change that to: sign on Morannon "Welcome to the Mordor Amusementpark! I hope you will enjoy our wonderful park, filled with amazing environment and attractions. The people aren't very friendly, but don't let such a small thing stop you - there're a lot of funny things one can do! You haven't tried anything until you've tried bungi-jumping from Barad-dûr! If you want a real kick, try the horror-cave of Cirith Ungol - guarantied to leave you breathless! Or boating on the lava in Orodruin. Why not buy yourself a real orc-costume in the tax-free at the tower of Cirith Ungol. If you just want to look at the beautiful burnt land climb Mt. Doom and behold the breathtaking landscape. Attention! If you should happen to come across any golden rings, please deposit them at the information-stand at Morannon. Thank you. Sauron & staff" __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle. Last edited by Falagar : 02-10-2004 at 05:44 PM.

02-10-2004, 06:12 PM	#493
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	Gandalf: "Pippin, do you see my staff that I have left way over there? Could you please get that for me... thank you... such a good boy." __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

02-10-2004, 07:40 PM	#494
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	Lurtz (okay, he's from the movies, I beg pardon)after his encouter with Aragorn on Amon Hen: Oh! Oh! They put my arm over there, and they put my legs over there!! Oh! Saruman: You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved to greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in Moria- Poppies, poppies! Galadriel: Ringbearer, are you a good wizard, or a bad wizard? Frodo: I'm not a wizard at all! Gandalf to Radagast: Do not call it uncouth in the presence of any of the inhabitants, you're in the land of the little people now. Orcs in Mordor to Sam (as he enters to rescue Frodo): We respresent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild. And in the name of the Lollipop Guiiiiiiiild, we welcome you to Munchkin land!! Frodo: I will take the Ring to Mordor, though I do not know the way. Elrond: Follow the Yellow Brick Road! The Eye: I see you! There is no life in the void... only, death. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! Pippin: He knows about them, doesn't he? Merry: I wouldn't count on it. Pippin: Help! The trees are throwing apples at us!! Oh, it's just Strider. Pippin: I do believe in Uruks, I do, I do, I do believe in Uruks. Gimli: If I.. were king.. of the FOREEEEESSTT! Sauron: I'd be tender I'd be gentle, and awful sentimental, regarding love and art! I'd be friends with the sparrows and the boy who shoots the arrows if I only had a heart!! Frodo: There's no place like home, there's no place like home. click, click, click Gandalf to Frodo before leaving to enlist Saruman's help: I'm off to see the Wizard, the Wizard of Isangard!! Wormtongue (at the door of Orthanc to Theoden and Gandalf): Not nobody gets in to see the wizard, not nobody not no how! __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

02-11-2004, 09:11 AM	#497
sirigorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: who wants to know? looks around suspiciously Posts: 497	Yes...The lovli lakes. And the moose!! And the llamas!! Monty Python is great!!!! __________________ Gimli: It was already dead Legolas: It was twitching! Gimli: It was twitching...because it's got my axe embeded in it's nervous system!! -Two Towers extended DVD I'm wearing black for Black. Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!~Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

02-11-2004, 11:40 AM	#498
Beruthiel's cat mystical divinity of Unashamed Felinity Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: New York's beautiful North Coast -- we're all mad here!!! Posts: 635	Rosie G -- Your Wizard of Oz references are brilliant! Much better than mine! I'm glad someone else is making the obvious comparisons. I love your posts! I'm going to have to come up with some more of this silliness! Falagar -- Your sign is much better than mine, but maybe it should be an announcement on the public address system... __________________ "Never try to out-stubborn a cat!" -- R. Heinlein ~~~~~~~~~ "But I don't want to be among mad people, " Alice remarked. "Oh, but you can't help that," said the Cat; "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." ~~ Lewis Carroll ~~~~~~~~~~~ Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana... Last edited by Beruthiel's cat : 02-11-2004 at 01:03 PM.

02-12-2004, 05:26 PM	#500
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	Okay, more silliness: Sam: Y'know, this elvish lembas isn't bad. If you close your eyes, it kind of tastes like runny eggs. Gandalf: Then it is in men that we must place our hope. Elrond: MEN? Men are weak. I can tast their stink. And every time I do I feel I have been some how INFECTED by it. Saruman (to Bill Ferny just before taking over the Shire): Have you ever just stared at it? Marveled at it's beuty, its genius? Thousands of hobbits just living out their lives... oblivious. Like the elves, that was their time. This is our world, Billy, our time. Lutrz: I'm gonna enjoy watching you die, Mr. Aragorn! Frodo: What are they? Aragorn: They appear as men. Great men. But the machines made them computer programs. Blinded by their greed, they take life without question, and one by one we fall into darkness. They are the Sentium Programs- agents- neither real nor imagined. At all times they feel the coming of The One. They will never stop hunting you. Aragorn: What are you saying? That I can dodge bullets? I do not want that power. I have never wanted it. Frodo: Mordor, Gandalf! Is it left or right? Gandalf: Left! No, your other left! Elrond: Even if Sauron is defeated and Aragorn crowned King and all that you hope for comes true, you will still have to hear the sound of inevitablility. The sound of.. your death. Pippin (just about any time): Uh, help! Need a little help! Galadriel: If you do not find a way, no one will. But here, take a cake of lambas. I promise by the time you finish eating it you'll remember that you don't believe in any of this fate crap. Galadriel (to Legolas): And what gift would you ask of the elves? Legolas: Arrows. Lots of arrows. __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!