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Old 05-11-2003, 08:43 PM   #461
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Naturally. Dwarves are male-only (there Dwarves are quite interesting; much closer to Tolkien's Dwarves than the average fantasy dwarf, in my opinion). I think Minotaurs are male-only, too, and maybe Aracoix, but definitely not Elves.

Also, I feel compelled to point out that there aren't Elves in Tomb Raider...
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Old 05-11-2003, 08:47 PM   #462
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Chinese Water Torture is always fun. . .
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Old 05-11-2003, 08:52 PM   #463
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Naturally. Dwarves are male-only (there Dwarves are quite interesting; much closer to Tolkien's Dwarves than the average fantasy dwarf, in my opinion). I think Minotaurs are male-only, too, and maybe Aracoix, but definitely not Elves.

Also, I feel compelled to point out that there aren't Elves in Tomb Raider...
Yyyyyeeaah... I'm aware of that, smart ass. But it's a hell of a game. Not just shoot em up action... you have to find all the secrets, also.

I just found out... you have to pay to play this game on-line. So, my next question is... can you play alone, or is it a game where you would want to play on line. I am not paying $30/month to play a game.

*puts potion to Gwai's lips* drink it... it will put hair on your chest.

We'll do the Chinese water torture right after I do the spell.
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Old 05-11-2003, 08:52 PM   #464
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O.o

Drip...drip...drip...drip...drip...

Um..I've got a better idea. Go Bathory, or Japanese innard torture.
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Old 05-11-2003, 09:01 PM   #465
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It's a completely online Multiplayer (MMORPG=Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game) game. Too bad, awesome game.

In that case, I would like to recommend Lords of Magic: Special Edition ; it's a strategy, a fascinating combination of RTS and TBS. A classic.

Also, if you pay Shadowbane by the year, I think it's 100 dollars or so. c. 10 dollars a month, not 30.
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Old 05-11-2003, 09:02 PM   #466
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hmmm... was just reading up on Erzsebet Bathory. Gah! What a freak....
so... you want us to set your pubic hair on fire?
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Old 05-11-2003, 09:04 PM   #467
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Bathory never did THAT....
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Old 05-11-2003, 09:06 PM   #468
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Bathory never did THAT....
Well... says so here
scroll down to the Tortures of Erzebet Bathroy.
I knew you were a bit kinky....
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Old 05-11-2003, 09:15 PM   #469
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I've never heard of some of those before...the mouth one is.... Not a nice person.

There are movies? Didn't know that...

And by the way, the answer to the question is NO!!!!!! NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-11-2003, 09:19 PM   #470
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And by the way, the answer to the question is NO!!!!!! NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't ask a question... I was just making an observation...
*tightens rope around Gwai* how's that then? good?

*looks at brew* Hey, you're not drinking the potion. How do you expect to be cured of the love of the Evil Barney if you don't drink your brew? *smacks Gwai on rump* DRINK IT!
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Old 05-11-2003, 09:23 PM   #471
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so... you want us to set your pubic hair on fire?
I mean this question.

I don't love Barney! The accusation is false, Inquisitor!
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Old 05-11-2003, 09:25 PM   #472
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HA! I saw the post... DRINK IT!
*starts chanting the Spell of Banishing:
Cross the lands
Give it to me
In my hands
Then you'll all see
Gwaimir Windgem is....burning!!*
DRINK IT!!!! or else *lights match*
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Old 05-11-2003, 09:39 PM   #473
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sigh... *tosses match* ... sigh... I hate to let you go, Gwai... I really do... especially since I am not convinced that you are free of the love of the Evil Barney... but... I can't stand to see you tied up like that.

Besides, I've gotta go.

*unties Gwaimir*

Go, you are free to worship the Evil Barney... what can I do? sigh.
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Old 05-11-2003, 09:57 PM   #474
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Don't worry about that. I won't be worshipping any purple dinosaurs any time soon (or period, for that matter).
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Old 05-11-2003, 10:04 PM   #475
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WOOHOO!!! IT WORKED!!! *dances a little Elven dance* YEAH! WE'VE SAVED GWAI!!! WOOHOOO!!!!

Aren't you lucky to have friends who are willing to go through all of this, including, but not limited to your physical torture, just so that your immortal soul can be saved from thrawldom in the service of the Purple Lord of Darkness?
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Old 05-11-2003, 10:08 PM   #476
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You didn't have anything to do with it. It was all Barney...
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GAH!

OMI... he's not saved... and... he's ................ loose......
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Old 05-11-2003, 10:16 PM   #478
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You misunderstand me. I mean that by seeing Barney, I have NO urge whatsoever to worship, revere, venerate, or in any way not mock him.
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gasp! phew! *smiles a relieved smile* oh... you had me worried. So, by casting your eyes upon the hideous physical form of the Evil Purple Lord of Darkness you realized that by serving him as his evil minion you would be bound to him by torment and fear for the rest of your days... is that about right?
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Old 05-11-2003, 10:30 PM   #480
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He looks stupid.
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