They'd never say that! - Page 24

Beor · 01-29-2004, 01:48 AM

I dont know exactly what ROFL is, i've actually been wondering, but hell, ROFL to you!

I also like the All My Hobbits idea

Frodo: Rosie, I just dont think its going to work out, what with me going to Aman, and all

Rosie: Frodo, if youre scared of Sam, he doesnt suspect a thing.

Frodo: I'm not worried about Sam, I--

Sam comes in door, Sam: Hey, Frodo, I'm-- Hey, Rosie, what are you doing here?

Awkwardness ensues

**Nurvingiel** · 01-29-2004, 02:16 AM

ROFL is "rolling on the floor laughing". Not exactly obvious.

Beor · 01-29-2004, 02:20 AM

Cool, thanks, Nurvingiel...well, that explains a lot of things...

Lady Ravyn · 01-29-2004, 10:26 PM

i know, i kept using that over and over again, but everything you kept posting just struck me as completely hillarious!

Beor · 01-30-2004, 03:32 AM

Cool. But it explains a lot from out of here too, (I went kicking and screaming into the digital age about three months ago)

Beor · 01-30-2004, 03:29 PM

Aragorn: Hey, Boromir, lets sing a song of Gondor!

Boromir: Yes, we can bring honor to the White City! What shall we sing?

Aragorn: *starts singing softly* Turn around-

Boromir: Every now and then I get a little bit lonley and you never come around...

Aragorn: turn around...

Boromir: Every now and then I get a little terrified and then I see the look in your eyes

Aragorn: Turn around, Bright eyes

Boromir: Every now and then I fall apart, and i need you now tonight, and I need you more than ever, and if you only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever... and so on..

Lady Ravyn · 01-30-2004, 08:19 PM

lol, that's ok, we didn't get our first computor 'til the beginning of this month

Wormtounge: *clapping hands* Alright, guys! Get down! *starts boogy-ing furiously*

Aragorn: Hey,you! You corrupted Theoden!

Wormtounge: I was just following orders...

Boromir: But, still, you must be punished! *draws sword*

Wormtounge: *singing nervously* All we need is love! (trumpets blare- da da dadada!) All we need is love...

Christiana · 01-30-2004, 11:03 PM

Shelob: would you like some tea hobbits?

Beor · 01-31-2004, 09:32 AM

Hobbits: NO!!! WE HATE TEA!! WE ALSO HATE FOOD!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF HERE, WRETCHED SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HATE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* *

Boromir: Well, we cant kill him now, look how cute he is, what with his evil singing.

Aragorn: Boromir, singing is not evil, we were just singing.

Boromir: It IS evil, Aragorn, and we werent singing, we were cajoling. There is a big difference.

Aragorn: No, there really isnt, and I wasnt cajoling!

Boromir: So be it, prepare to defent yourself! *draws sword*

Aragorn: No! I'm not too good with a sword. Could we play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead?

Wormtounge: I love Hungry Hungry Hippos!

Boromir: No one asked you, filth!

sirigorn · 01-31-2004, 02:16 PM

Oh my...Wormtounge singing All we need is love. Scaaaaary thought!!!
And just out of curiosity, what is Hungry Hungry Hippos?

ArwenEvenstar · 01-31-2004, 02:23 PM

It's this childern's game that you have to feed these little balls to these little plastic hippos. I think it's quite scary and disturbed!

Beor · 02-01-2004, 03:12 AM

Hungry Hungry Hippos is the coolest game because its the first game kids usually play that teaches them to smash something to win. It rocks!

Lady Ravyn · 02-01-2004, 05:14 PM

whenever i played it, i always lost the little balls; they'd go flying to the farthest reaches of the room, never to be seen again

i didn't play it too often...
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Aragorn:filth? you said he was cute a few seconds ago!

Boromir: well, he's not evilly singing anymore

Aragorn: i thought you said singing was bad!

Boromir: are you trying to confuse me here?

Wormtounge: too late...

Beor · 02-01-2004, 05:18 PM

Both: QUIET FILTH/CUTIE!!

Aragorn: What are you talking about?! Why did you say cutie?!

Boromir: I didn't!

Aragorn: Well, I sure didn't, and you said he was before.

Boromir: I bet you're gay.

Lady Ravyn · 02-01-2004, 05:37 PM

Aragorn: *gasps* how could you have found out? did gandalf tell you? well, i guess i'm out of the closet now!

Boromir<horrified and a little queasy>: you mean- then arwen...

Aragorn: yes...............she's a man!

Wormtoungne: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sirigorn · 02-01-2004, 09:30 PM

Quote:

It's this childern's game that you have to feed these little balls to these little plastic hippos. I think it's quite scary and disturbed!

Ohhhh
I had something like that execpt it was little fish instead of hippos. I thought it was stupid. there were these fishing poles you used to get the balls in the fish's mouth and the keep breaking

Beor · 02-03-2004, 10:08 AM

Later...

Wormtounge: Hey, Aragorn, uh, what's up man?

Aragorn: Grima, I'm not going to go out with you.

Wormtounge:Why not?

Aragorn: Because you're ewwww!

Wormtounge: I am not!

Gandalf (wisely): Yes you are, Grima. You always have been, I would say, ever since that run in with that Grain Auger of Power.

Wormtounge: Oh, yeah...

Samwise: What's the Grain Auger of Power, Gandalf?

Gandalf: The Grain Auger of Power was a horribly powerful grain auger forged in Angband by Morgoth the Terrible. He used it against the elves of old to move their corn up a long tube and into their grain bins, turning the corn to his evil will. It was then called Uruk-Corn.

Sam: That sucks.

Lady Ravyn · 02-05-2004, 09:48 PM

*groans at last pun* ( you're so corny beor...

)

Wormtounge: so, why won't you go out with me? i bathed last week!

Aragorn:...

Wormtounge: *sniffs the air* come on, the smell isn't that bad...

Aragorn:...

Wormtounge:well...maybe i'll shower now...

Aragorn: yeah, you do that

Beor · 02-06-2004, 07:56 AM

...CORN-y!

Waiter: So, what can I get you two lovebirds?

Aragorn: I will take the New York strip steak with a baked potato

Wormtounge: I'll have, lets see, a little ranger pie *looks at Aragorn flirtingly*

*Aragorn blushes*

Wormtounge: seriously, I'll just have some salad. I'm so fat

Aragorn: No you're not, dont say things like that, geez, you're...uh...beautiful

Pirate · 02-06-2004, 09:57 AM

You guys are hilarious!

Anybody here ever read Cassie Clair's Very secret diaries? They are the epitome of "they'd never say that" lol

01-29-2004, 01:48 AM	#461
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	I dont know exactly what ROFL is, i've actually been wondering, but hell, ROFL to you! I also like the All My Hobbits idea Frodo: Rosie, I just dont think its going to work out, what with me going to Aman, and all Rosie: Frodo, if youre scared of Sam, he doesnt suspect a thing. Frodo: I'm not worried about Sam, I-- Sam comes in door, Sam: Hey, Frodo, I'm-- Hey, Rosie, what are you doing here? Awkwardness ensues __________________ Well, there it is.

01-29-2004, 02:20 AM	#463
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Cool, thanks, Nurvingiel...well, that explains a lot of things... __________________ Well, there it is.

01-29-2004, 10:26 PM	#464
Lady Ravyn Thief Queen of Entmoot Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oh, I just wander around, aimlessly... Posts: 1,060	i know, i kept using that over and over again, but everything you kept posting just struck me as completely hillarious! __________________ smooch Proud Member of the Evil Mooters and upstanding citizen of the Planet Bob! And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be... My Space! Cynicism is what happens when a person opens their eyes; stops blinking in the sun, and starts wondering "why". Question everything, believe only that which you yourself deem true. Go ahead- Call me cynical.

01-30-2004, 03:32 AM	#465
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Cool. But it explains a lot from out of here too, (I went kicking and screaming into the digital age about three months ago) __________________ Well, there it is.

01-30-2004, 03:29 PM	#466
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Aragorn: Hey, Boromir, lets sing a song of Gondor! Boromir: Yes, we can bring honor to the White City! What shall we sing? Aragorn: starts singing softly Turn around- Boromir: Every now and then I get a little bit lonley and you never come around... Aragorn: turn around... Boromir: Every now and then I get a little terrified and then I see the look in your eyes Aragorn: Turn around, Bright eyes Boromir: Every now and then I fall apart, and i need you now tonight, and I need you more than ever, and if you only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever... and so on.. __________________ Well, there it is.

01-30-2004, 08:19 PM	#467
Lady Ravyn Thief Queen of Entmoot Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oh, I just wander around, aimlessly... Posts: 1,060	lol, that's ok, we didn't get our first computor 'til the beginning of this month Wormtounge: clapping hands Alright, guys! Get down! starts boogy-ing furiously Aragorn: Hey,you! You corrupted Theoden! Wormtounge: I was just following orders... Boromir: But, still, you must be punished! draws sword Wormtounge: singing nervously All we need is love! (trumpets blare- da da dadada!) All we need is love... __________________ smooch Proud Member of the Evil Mooters and upstanding citizen of the Planet Bob! And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be... My Space! Cynicism is what happens when a person opens their eyes; stops blinking in the sun, and starts wondering "why". Question everything, believe only that which you yourself deem true. Go ahead- Call me cynical.

01-30-2004, 11:03 PM	#468
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Shelob: would you like some tea hobbits? __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

01-31-2004, 09:32 AM	#469
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Hobbits: NO!!! WE HATE TEA!! WE ALSO HATE FOOD!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF HERE, WRETCHED SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HATE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * * Boromir: Well, we cant kill him now, look how cute he is, what with his evil singing. Aragorn: Boromir, singing is not evil, we were just singing. Boromir: It IS evil, Aragorn, and we werent singing, we were cajoling. There is a big difference. Aragorn: No, there really isnt, and I wasnt cajoling! Boromir: So be it, prepare to defent yourself! draws sword Aragorn: No! I'm not too good with a sword. Could we play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead? Wormtounge: I love Hungry Hungry Hippos! Boromir: No one asked you, filth! __________________ Well, there it is.

01-31-2004, 02:16 PM	#470
sirigorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: who wants to know? looks around suspiciously Posts: 497	Oh my...Wormtounge singing All we need is love. Scaaaaary thought!!! And just out of curiosity, what is Hungry Hungry Hippos? __________________ Gimli: It was already dead Legolas: It was twitching! Gimli: It was twitching...because it's got my axe embeded in it's nervous system!! -Two Towers extended DVD I'm wearing black for Black. Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!~Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

01-31-2004, 02:23 PM	#471
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	It's this childern's game that you have to feed these little balls to these little plastic hippos. I think it's quite scary and disturbed! __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

02-01-2004, 03:12 AM	#472
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Hungry Hungry Hippos is the coolest game because its the first game kids usually play that teaches them to smash something to win. It rocks! __________________ Well, there it is.

02-01-2004, 05:14 PM	#473
Lady Ravyn Thief Queen of Entmoot Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oh, I just wander around, aimlessly... Posts: 1,060	whenever i played it, i always lost the little balls; they'd go flying to the farthest reaches of the room, never to be seen again i didn't play it too often... ******************** Aragorn:filth? you said he was cute a few seconds ago! Boromir: well, he's not evilly singing anymore Aragorn: i thought you said singing was bad! Boromir: are you trying to confuse me here? Wormtounge: too late... __________________ smooch Proud Member of the Evil Mooters and upstanding citizen of the Planet Bob! And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be... My Space! Cynicism is what happens when a person opens their eyes; stops blinking in the sun, and starts wondering "why". Question everything, believe only that which you yourself deem true. Go ahead- Call me cynical.

02-01-2004, 05:18 PM	#474
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Both: QUIET FILTH/CUTIE!! Aragorn: What are you talking about?! Why did you say cutie?! Boromir: I didn't! Aragorn: Well, I sure didn't, and you said he was before. Boromir: I bet you're gay. __________________ Well, there it is.

02-01-2004, 05:37 PM	#475
Lady Ravyn Thief Queen of Entmoot Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oh, I just wander around, aimlessly... Posts: 1,060	Aragorn: gasps how could you have found out? did gandalf tell you? well, i guess i'm out of the closet now! Boromir<horrified and a little queasy>: you mean- then arwen... Aragorn: yes...............she's a man! Wormtoungne: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ smooch Proud Member of the Evil Mooters and upstanding citizen of the Planet Bob! And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be... My Space! Cynicism is what happens when a person opens their eyes; stops blinking in the sun, and starts wondering "why". Question everything, believe only that which you yourself deem true. Go ahead- Call me cynical.

02-03-2004, 10:08 AM	#477
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Later... Wormtounge: Hey, Aragorn, uh, what's up man? Aragorn: Grima, I'm not going to go out with you. Wormtounge:Why not? Aragorn: Because you're ewwww! Wormtounge: I am not! Gandalf (wisely): Yes you are, Grima. You always have been, I would say, ever since that run in with that Grain Auger of Power. Wormtounge: Oh, yeah... Samwise: What's the Grain Auger of Power, Gandalf? Gandalf: The Grain Auger of Power was a horribly powerful grain auger forged in Angband by Morgoth the Terrible. He used it against the elves of old to move their corn up a long tube and into their grain bins, turning the corn to his evil will. It was then called Uruk-Corn. Sam: That sucks. __________________ Well, there it is.

02-05-2004, 09:48 PM	#478
Lady Ravyn Thief Queen of Entmoot Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oh, I just wander around, aimlessly... Posts: 1,060	groans at last pun ( you're so corny beor... ) Wormtounge: so, why won't you go out with me? i bathed last week! Aragorn:... Wormtounge: sniffs the air come on, the smell isn't that bad... Aragorn:... Wormtounge:well...maybe i'll shower now... Aragorn: yeah, you do that __________________ smooch Proud Member of the Evil Mooters and upstanding citizen of the Planet Bob! And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be... My Space! Cynicism is what happens when a person opens their eyes; stops blinking in the sun, and starts wondering "why". Question everything, believe only that which you yourself deem true. Go ahead- Call me cynical.

02-06-2004, 07:56 AM	#479
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	...CORN-y! Waiter: So, what can I get you two lovebirds? Aragorn: I will take the New York strip steak with a baked potato Wormtounge: I'll have, lets see, a little ranger pie looks at Aragorn flirtingly Aragorn blushes Wormtounge: seriously, I'll just have some salad. I'm so fat Aragorn: No you're not, dont say things like that, geez, you're...uh...beautiful __________________ Well, there it is.

02-06-2004, 09:57 AM	#480
Pirate Enting Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dancing with the Ligers Posts: 88	You guys are hilarious! Anybody here ever read Cassie Clair's Very secret diaries? They are the epitome of "they'd never say that" lol __________________ "In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me. " ~Renton, Trainspotting