The Teacup Cafe II - Page 24

Lief Erikson · 09-24-2005, 08:31 PM

Lotesse, would you mind bringing my cake piece to the chimney? I'll Force Pull it up here and be able to enjoy myself, while I wait for Curub to scramble what advantages he can.

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 08:35 PM

That's an awfully long way, all the way up that chimney. Can you pull it that far? It's like 2,000 stories or something. Ah, well, I won't doubt your force-pull capacity. *Puts a tray filled with cake, mint ice cream and Postum into the chimney chute*

Curubethion · 09-24-2005, 08:40 PM

While the viking is distracted, Curub launches a mighty leap onto the roof, lightsaber whirling.

"You know," he says, "I have no personal views on squirrels!"

BTW: Apparently, this is taking place in two demensions....

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 08:46 PM

Everything takes place on two dimensions. *X-files music starts to play, coming out of seemingly nowhere. Brains pop from the staggering depth of it all.*

Curubethion · 09-24-2005, 08:48 PM

Lief Erikson · 09-24-2005, 08:48 PM

(Lief spins around, spattering himself with cake. Looks down at the plate)

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Looks up again at Curub)

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 08:52 PM

*Lotesse, blind with Irish-Italian fury, starts hurling espresso grounds into Curubethion's eyes* How DARE you destroy that cake!!?! It took me HOURS to bake that!!! *flipping out like a maniac, Lotesse accidentally slams herself into the wall, being blind with fury and all....*

Curubethion · 09-24-2005, 08:53 PM

It was your fault, Leif.

(And Hayden Christansen could act better than that!!

)

trolls' bane · 09-24-2005, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Italians, I must say, make the world's finest ice creams.
Gelato rules.

Here is a grapefruit sorbet 4 U, Pytt -

Lotesse, PLEASE show a little mercy!!!

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 09:44 PM

Ciao, trolls' bane! It's nice to see you tonight. I've got to cheer up a little; all the friggin' drama over at my discussion thread at my rpg has literally, quite literally finally succeeded in making me physically nauseus I cannot spell nautios. Nauseus. naushuss? nau, nausious... *wanders off muttering to self, slipping obviously into a very unstable mental state* Natoius? nauzheius. Nawshiss, naw - na -n...

trolls' bane · 09-24-2005, 09:49 PM

Hello, Lotesse!
The fifth one was correct, I beleive.

Elanor · 09-24-2005, 10:07 PM

So this thread is just for fun, talking about food and stuff?

(can't bring myself to read the entire thing!)

I don't drink coffee or green tea, so I'll just sit in the corner drinking Rooibos herbal tea and eating cinnamon scones with clotted cream (yum!).

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 10:09 PM

Yeah, it's like an unofficial pure socializing chat room of sorts. It's the Cafe! *hands Elanor tea*

trolls' bane · 09-24-2005, 10:14 PM

Well, you'll never guess what I'm doing now. (Hint: It has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with Mars.)

Lief Erikson · 09-24-2005, 10:16 PM

(Leaps forward and kicks Curub off the roof with a sudden burst of mad Dark Force power. Then leaps down after him into another forum)

rohirrim TR · 09-24-2005, 10:21 PM

*I walk in six shooter in holster and lightsaber hangin off belt* wow that really escalated quickly, i mean it really got out of hand, BTW Lief and Curub should find a safe house or some crazy relatives and get out of town for a while because they might be wanted for murder or something

Lotesse why didn't you stab anyone with your trident, that would have solved everything

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 10:24 PM

I have a trident? I didn't know that. What a trip. *goes off to double-check weapons arsenal. Rummages around, little knives and grenades and stuff thrown willy-nilly over shoulder* AH! Here it is! *Pokes an unknown RPGer in the gut as hard as she can with said trident. Blood goes everywhere* Dammit! Now I gotta get this cleaned up.

trolls' bane · 09-24-2005, 10:25 PM

*looks at broken tables, glasses, glass, and burn marks*

Lotesse · 09-24-2005, 10:27 PM

Yeah, it has been a really crazy day here at the Cafe. Lotta violence, lotta cake. Maybe cake causes violence. Hmmm.

rohirrim TR · 09-24-2005, 10:33 PM

cake causes violence? geez now we can solve the whole world peace thing

,BTW i think that TB has a grenade or a thermal detonator he could loan you if things get really out of hand

09-24-2005, 08:31 PM	#461
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	Lotesse, would you mind bringing my cake piece to the chimney? I'll Force Pull it up here and be able to enjoy myself, while I wait for Curub to scramble what advantages he can. __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

09-24-2005, 08:35 PM	#462
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	That's an awfully long way, all the way up that chimney. Can you pull it that far? It's like 2,000 stories or something. Ah, well, I won't doubt your force-pull capacity. Puts a tray filled with cake, mint ice cream and Postum into the chimney chute __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-24-2005, 08:40 PM	#463
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	While the viking is distracted, Curub launches a mighty leap onto the roof, lightsaber whirling. "You know," he says, "I have no personal views on squirrels!" BTW: Apparently, this is taking place in two demensions.... __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-24-2005, 08:46 PM	#464
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Everything takes place on two dimensions. X-files music starts to play, coming out of seemingly nowhere. Brains pop from the staggering depth of it all. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-24-2005, 08:48 PM	#465
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	__________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-24-2005, 08:48 PM	#466
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	(Lief spins around, spattering himself with cake. Looks down at the plate) NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Looks up again at Curub) __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

09-24-2005, 08:52 PM	#467
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Lotesse, blind with Irish-Italian fury, starts hurling espresso grounds into Curubethion's eyes How DARE you destroy that cake!!?! It took me HOURS to bake that!!! flipping out like a maniac, Lotesse accidentally slams herself into the wall, being blind with fury and all.... __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-24-2005, 08:53 PM	#468
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	It was your fault, Leif. (And Hayden Christansen could act better than that!! ) __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-24-2005, 09:44 PM	#470
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Ciao, trolls' bane! It's nice to see you tonight. I've got to cheer up a little; all the friggin' drama over at my discussion thread at my rpg has literally, quite literally finally succeeded in making me physically nauseus I cannot spell nautios. Nauseus. naushuss? nau, nausious... wanders off muttering to self, slipping obviously into a very unstable mental state Natoius? nauzheius. Nawshiss, naw - na -n... __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-24-2005, 09:49 PM	#471
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Hello, Lotesse! The fifth one was correct, I beleive. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-24-2005, 10:07 PM	#472
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	So this thread is just for fun, talking about food and stuff? (can't bring myself to read the entire thing!) I don't drink coffee or green tea, so I'll just sit in the corner drinking Rooibos herbal tea and eating cinnamon scones with clotted cream (yum!). __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

09-24-2005, 10:09 PM	#473
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Yeah, it's like an unofficial pure socializing chat room of sorts. It's the Cafe! hands Elanor tea __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-24-2005, 10:14 PM	#474
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Well, you'll never guess what I'm doing now. (Hint: It has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with Mars.) __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-24-2005, 10:16 PM	#475
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	(Leaps forward and kicks Curub off the roof with a sudden burst of mad Dark Force power. Then leaps down after him into another forum) __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

09-24-2005, 10:24 PM	#477
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	I have a trident? I didn't know that. What a trip. goes off to double-check weapons arsenal. Rummages around, little knives and grenades and stuff thrown willy-nilly over shoulder AH! Here it is! Pokes an unknown RPGer in the gut as hard as she can with said trident. Blood goes everywhere Dammit! Now I gotta get this cleaned up. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-24-2005, 10:25 PM	#478
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	looks at broken tables, glasses, glass, and burn marks __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-24-2005, 10:27 PM	#479
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Yeah, it has been a really crazy day here at the Cafe. Lotta violence, lotta cake. Maybe cake causes violence. Hmmm. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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