The Drunk Elf Pirates and the Quest for the Wine-thieves - Page 24

Acalewia · 05-09-2006, 01:21 PM

Rana: *watching IB return below* I gotta remember we have two Bobs*

***Rían*** · 05-12-2006, 01:30 AM

Sava: Hmmm, RumChai?

*experiments*

oh, BABY!!!!

*passes around the RumChai*

Acalewia · 05-12-2006, 01:21 PM

*Rana takes a sip*
WOW! You'll like this, Eresse.
*grins*

Lady Willow Rose · 05-14-2006, 08:03 PM

Eresse was intrigued, so she took a sip of the RumChai. She smiled broadly. "This is bloody brilliant."

***Rían*** · 05-15-2006, 10:39 PM

Sava: RumChai, RumChai, yessirree! RumChai, RumChai, is for me!

*loud groans and threats of throwing Sava overboard*

Sava: Whoops, time to make some more!

***Earniel*** · 05-16-2006, 03:19 AM

Eärniel: *slurring words* Two Bobz? Then why am I seein' four?

Sicirus: That's because you've had enough.

Eärniel: Enough? Naaah, it can't be. I haven't even started to zing that song that makez you and the captain so embarrassed.

Rana: Which song?

Eärniel: *tries to stand* Well, the one that starts li-

Xen: Oh no, you don't!

*Eärniel is quickly carted off to her cabin.*

Lady Willow Rose · 05-22-2006, 11:42 PM

Eresse woke up early in the morning and found herself in Sharkbait's arms. Oops, she thought. Guess I did have a bit more to drink than I should have. She collected her clothes, dressed and tiptoed out of the storage room.

With any luck, he wouldn't remember last night even though she did. In explicit detail.

Some of it probably was dreamed up because not even she was that flexible.

Acalewia · 05-23-2006, 01:13 PM

Rana yawned and streched. Looking at the sun she saw it was early morning.
"What a party," she said to herself as she glanced around at the passed out drunks and empty bottles. Rana stood as Eresse was leaving the storage room.
"So that's were you disappeared to" she said with a smile.

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 05-23-2006, 02:05 PM

Sharkbait woke up as soon as Eresse shut the door to the storage room. He stood up a little to quickly and almost passed out. When he came to he realized he wasn't clothed. He searched the room and found his stuff but his pants seemed smaller today.

Sharhbait: These aren't my pants. *smiling* What a party. It's great to be free.

He opened the door and Rana was standing there with a smile on her face.

Rana: Have a good time did ya? Nice pants.

Sharkabait: Yeah, I don't remember much. Where's that Chai girl at? I need a drink of something other than rum. Hey, did you happen to see who came out that room before me?

Rana just smiled.

Lady Willow Rose · 05-23-2006, 07:12 PM

Eresse hung upside down, high up in the masts. She whistled absently and tried to decide if she should approach Sharkbait directly about getting her pants back or steal them and up the suspense.

Choices, choices.

***Earniel*** · 05-24-2006, 03:44 AM

Xen: *with a bag of ice against her head* Hmm, this complicates things...

Eärniel: What does?

Xen: Crew walking around in other crewmember's pants.

Eärniel: *smirks* Oh yes, a real recipe for disaster, that one. Especially on laundry day.

Xen: I said complication, not disaster, although that may yet follow as well. We'll need a distraction.

Eärniel: What you had in mind?

Xen: Takes us back to the trade routes. We've spent enough time in the middle of nowhere.

***Rían*** · 05-25-2006, 04:38 PM

*Sava blinked up at the white fluffy cloud above her. The cloud slowly came into focus ... *

Sava: That's not a cloud, it's a sail! Where am I? And more important - where's my Chai machine?

*Sava realizes just in time she's high up on the riggings*

Sava: Eep!!

*climbs down in a somewhat wobbly manner*

Sava: Whew, I need something to kick-start me this mornin' - maybe all that RumChai wasn't quite such a good idea as it seemed to be ...

*brews up some extra-strength non-rummy Chai with extra shots of caffeine*

Sava: Chai, anyone?

klatukatt · 05-25-2006, 07:00 PM

*Bob (the figmant, not the vampire) sat up from the patch of deck where she had been kicked.*

Bob: I'd peet a cuppa the milky chai. Good morrow, my brothers. My, but the sky is as clear as an unmuddied lake.

Lady Willow Rose · 05-26-2006, 05:02 PM

Eresse hopped off her precarious perch and smiled around at everyone. "Anyone see where the rum got to? A little sip in the morning gets me going."

There was a chorus of groans from those suffering from hangovers. Sharkbait eyed her pants. "Those look familiar," he mumbled.

The last sane person · 05-26-2006, 05:18 PM

OOC: A joint venture.

Earniel went down below to see if the two vaguely seniorish crewmembers were awake and able. Koroush and Flannery hadn't been at the drinking so far as she could remember. On the way down she was accosted by one of the new ones, searching for a chai machine.

Sava: *nursing another hangover* Erg, mornin. Any idea where the Chai machine is?

Earniel: *Looking for new bag of ice* Not again!

Sava: No, no, regular chai. Daytime acrobatics in the rigging while drunk doesnt suit me.

*The two were going the same way, mainly to the galley, when they passed the surgery room. All hangovers were forgotten.*

IBF: *From behind the door* I think I overdosed on sausage last night, I'm sorry, I hope you weren't too uncomfortable?

Kor: *groan from behind the door* Urmph... *a thump could be heard* T'wasnt just you who o'ded. A merry time indeed, we ought to drink more together.

IBF: Well you know, it's terribly difficult for me to get enough to drink usually. Most accessible meat is so... dry.

Kor: *chuckles* An I might be able to help you with that? If there is one thing I am not, its dry.

IBF: No, spicy might be a better adjective. I do like spicy sausage.

Kor: You have fine taste my friend. It's the eastern blood in me, what can i say?

IBF: No need to say anything. It's a nice change, I must admit I've only had Italian before.

Kor: Italian you say? Eh, not that high quality. But you really need to find time to enjoy the more sophisticated tastes.

IBF: Yeah, you showed me, thanks for the sample.

*At this the two behind the door heard two loud WHUMPS*

Kor...*Looks at door* Did something just fall?

*Flannery gets up from his stool at the table and opens the door. He finds the two fallen shipmates out in a swoon.*

IBF: Women these days, just dont appreciate sausages anymore.

*Behind him on the table one could see many plates, and an open chest that belonged to Kor, that contained many of his favorite foodstuffs that he brought aboard. Sausages Included.*

***Earniel*** · 05-27-2006, 05:37 AM

*A while later*

Eärniel: *sporting a bandage around the head* Ah, Rana. The captain has a job for you.

Rana: What's with the bandage? Walked into something yesterday while drinking?

Eärniel: Actually, no. An ambiguous conversation gave me this this morning.

Rana: First deadly accents, now violent conversations, is there anything not dangerous on this ship?

Eärniel: Not much, but then again, that is to be expected.

Rana: Why?

Eärniel: *spreads hand briefly like she's stating the obvious* This is the Nal.

Rana: *raises eyebrow* I see, now what was that job the captain had?

Eärniel: You are the new helmswoman, remember? *unrolls map* We are here, *points on map* the captain wants to go here.*points again* And this is where you come in.

Acalewia · 05-27-2006, 10:35 AM

Rana: I'm on it.

Eärniel: Your hangover won't get in the way will it?

Rana: Hangover? I didn't drink that much! *Grabs the helm* Ready when you are. *Smiles*

***Earniel*** · 05-30-2006, 01:08 PM

Eärniel: No hang-over? Then you're one of the lucky few. Anyway, I've laid out the course and the bearings on this map, here. *hands over map* Holler if you run into any problems. If not, the captain will relieve you in a while at noon. Now I'll go and see if I can get crew up the mast.

Acalewia · 05-30-2006, 04:09 PM

Rana: *saluting* Aye-yi, uh... Oh nevermind. *Looks at map and set course*

Lady Willow Rose · 06-02-2006, 04:58 PM

While setting the course, Rana glanced over her shoulder and spotted Eresse leaning disturbingly close.

"Holy RumChai!" she shouted.

"Where?" Eresse asked, keenly interested.

"Oh, never you mind. Just don't sneak up on me."

"I wasn't sneaking," Eresse corrected. "I simply appeared. There's a difference."

"Then don't just appear," Rana snapped.

"Okay." Eresse disappeared.

"That's not much better," Rana groaned.

05-09-2006, 01:21 PM	#461
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Rana: watching IB return below I gotta remember we have two Bobs* __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

05-12-2006, 01:30 AM	#462
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Sava: Hmmm, RumChai? experiments oh, BABY!!!! passes around the RumChai __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

05-12-2006, 01:21 PM	#463
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Rana takes a sip WOW! You'll like this, Eresse. grins __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

05-14-2006, 08:03 PM	#464
Lady Willow Rose Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In a field of paper flowers Posts: 733	Eresse was intrigued, so she took a sip of the RumChai. She smiled broadly. "This is bloody brilliant." __________________ Real love is a mixture of pleasure, pain and a soul-deep happiness that blasts any complaints out of the water. When you're in love, his voice makes you smile and his laughter warms your heart. And when he weeps, you feel yourself dying in each fallen tear. Love is madness of the very best sort.

05-15-2006, 10:39 PM	#465
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Sava: RumChai, RumChai, yessirree! RumChai, RumChai, is for me! loud groans and threats of throwing Sava overboard Sava: Whoops, time to make some more! __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

05-16-2006, 03:19 AM	#466
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel: slurring words Two Bobz? Then why am I seein' four? Sicirus: That's because you've had enough. Eärniel: Enough? Naaah, it can't be. I haven't even started to zing that song that makez you and the captain so embarrassed. Rana: Which song? Eärniel: tries to stand Well, the one that starts li- Xen: Oh no, you don't! Eärniel is quickly carted off to her cabin. __________________ We are not things.

05-22-2006, 11:42 PM	#467
Lady Willow Rose Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In a field of paper flowers Posts: 733	Eresse woke up early in the morning and found herself in Sharkbait's arms. Oops, she thought. Guess I did have a bit more to drink than I should have. She collected her clothes, dressed and tiptoed out of the storage room. With any luck, he wouldn't remember last night even though she did. In explicit detail. Some of it probably was dreamed up because not even she was that flexible. __________________ Real love is a mixture of pleasure, pain and a soul-deep happiness that blasts any complaints out of the water. When you're in love, his voice makes you smile and his laughter warms your heart. And when he weeps, you feel yourself dying in each fallen tear. Love is madness of the very best sort.

05-23-2006, 01:13 PM	#468
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Rana yawned and streched. Looking at the sun she saw it was early morning. "What a party," she said to herself as she glanced around at the passed out drunks and empty bottles. Rana stood as Eresse was leaving the storage room. "So that's were you disappeared to" she said with a smile. __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

05-23-2006, 02:05 PM	#469
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Sharkbait woke up as soon as Eresse shut the door to the storage room. He stood up a little to quickly and almost passed out. When he came to he realized he wasn't clothed. He searched the room and found his stuff but his pants seemed smaller today. Sharhbait: These aren't my pants. smiling What a party. It's great to be free. He opened the door and Rana was standing there with a smile on her face. Rana: Have a good time did ya? Nice pants. Sharkabait: Yeah, I don't remember much. Where's that Chai girl at? I need a drink of something other than rum. Hey, did you happen to see who came out that room before me? Rana just smiled. __________________ Do you hear that?

05-23-2006, 07:12 PM	#470
Lady Willow Rose Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In a field of paper flowers Posts: 733	Eresse hung upside down, high up in the masts. She whistled absently and tried to decide if she should approach Sharkbait directly about getting her pants back or steal them and up the suspense. Choices, choices. __________________ Real love is a mixture of pleasure, pain and a soul-deep happiness that blasts any complaints out of the water. When you're in love, his voice makes you smile and his laughter warms your heart. And when he weeps, you feel yourself dying in each fallen tear. Love is madness of the very best sort.

05-24-2006, 03:44 AM	#471
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Xen: with a bag of ice against her head Hmm, this complicates things... Eärniel: What does? Xen: Crew walking around in other crewmember's pants. Eärniel: smirks Oh yes, a real recipe for disaster, that one. Especially on laundry day. Xen: I said complication, not disaster, although that may yet follow as well. We'll need a distraction. Eärniel: What you had in mind? Xen: Takes us back to the trade routes. We've spent enough time in the middle of nowhere. __________________ We are not things.

05-25-2006, 04:38 PM	#472
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Sava blinked up at the white fluffy cloud above her. The cloud slowly came into focus ... Sava: That's not a cloud, it's a sail! Where am I? And more important - where's my Chai machine? Sava realizes just in time she's high up on the riggings Sava: Eep!! climbs down in a somewhat wobbly manner Sava: Whew, I need something to kick-start me this mornin' - maybe all that RumChai wasn't quite such a good idea as it seemed to be ... brews up some extra-strength non-rummy Chai with extra shots of caffeine Sava: Chai, anyone? __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

05-25-2006, 07:00 PM	#473
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Bob (the figmant, not the vampire) sat up from the patch of deck where she had been kicked. Bob: I'd peet a cuppa the milky chai. Good morrow, my brothers. My, but the sky is as clear as an unmuddied lake.

05-26-2006, 05:02 PM	#474
Lady Willow Rose Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In a field of paper flowers Posts: 733	Eresse hopped off her precarious perch and smiled around at everyone. "Anyone see where the rum got to? A little sip in the morning gets me going." There was a chorus of groans from those suffering from hangovers. Sharkbait eyed her pants. "Those look familiar," he mumbled. __________________ Real love is a mixture of pleasure, pain and a soul-deep happiness that blasts any complaints out of the water. When you're in love, his voice makes you smile and his laughter warms your heart. And when he weeps, you feel yourself dying in each fallen tear. Love is madness of the very best sort.

05-26-2006, 05:18 PM	#475
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: A joint venture. Earniel went down below to see if the two vaguely seniorish crewmembers were awake and able. Koroush and Flannery hadn't been at the drinking so far as she could remember. On the way down she was accosted by one of the new ones, searching for a chai machine. Sava: nursing another hangover Erg, mornin. Any idea where the Chai machine is? Earniel: Looking for new bag of ice Not again! Sava: No, no, regular chai. Daytime acrobatics in the rigging while drunk doesnt suit me. The two were going the same way, mainly to the galley, when they passed the surgery room. All hangovers were forgotten. IBF: From behind the door I think I overdosed on sausage last night, I'm sorry, I hope you weren't too uncomfortable? Kor: groan from behind the door Urmph... a thump could be heard T'wasnt just you who o'ded. A merry time indeed, we ought to drink more together. IBF: Well you know, it's terribly difficult for me to get enough to drink usually. Most accessible meat is so... dry. Kor: chuckles An I might be able to help you with that? If there is one thing I am not, its dry. IBF: No, spicy might be a better adjective. I do like spicy sausage. Kor: You have fine taste my friend. It's the eastern blood in me, what can i say? IBF: No need to say anything. It's a nice change, I must admit I've only had Italian before. Kor: Italian you say? Eh, not that high quality. But you really need to find time to enjoy the more sophisticated tastes. IBF: Yeah, you showed me, thanks for the sample. At this the two behind the door heard two loud WHUMPS Kor...Looks at door Did something just fall? Flannery gets up from his stool at the table and opens the door. He finds the two fallen shipmates out in a swoon. IBF: Women these days, just dont appreciate sausages anymore. Behind him on the table one could see many plates, and an open chest that belonged to Kor, that contained many of his favorite foodstuffs that he brought aboard. Sausages Included. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 05-29-2006 at 12:42 AM.

05-27-2006, 05:37 AM	#476
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	A while later Eärniel: sporting a bandage around the head Ah, Rana. The captain has a job for you. Rana: What's with the bandage? Walked into something yesterday while drinking? Eärniel: Actually, no. An ambiguous conversation gave me this this morning. Rana: First deadly accents, now violent conversations, is there anything not dangerous on this ship? Eärniel: Not much, but then again, that is to be expected. Rana: Why? Eärniel: spreads hand briefly like she's stating the obvious This is the Nal. Rana: raises eyebrow I see, now what was that job the captain had? Eärniel: You are the new helmswoman, remember? unrolls map We are here, points on map the captain wants to go here.points again And this is where you come in. __________________ We are not things.

05-27-2006, 10:35 AM	#477
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Rana: I'm on it. Eärniel: Your hangover won't get in the way will it? Rana: Hangover? I didn't drink that much! Grabs the helm Ready when you are. Smiles __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

05-30-2006, 01:08 PM	#478
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel: No hang-over? Then you're one of the lucky few. Anyway, I've laid out the course and the bearings on this map, here. hands over map Holler if you run into any problems. If not, the captain will relieve you in a while at noon. Now I'll go and see if I can get crew up the mast. __________________ We are not things.

05-30-2006, 04:09 PM	#479
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Rana: saluting Aye-yi, uh... Oh nevermind. Looks at map and set course __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

06-02-2006, 04:58 PM	#480
Lady Willow Rose Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In a field of paper flowers Posts: 733	While setting the course, Rana glanced over her shoulder and spotted Eresse leaning disturbingly close. "Holy RumChai!" she shouted. "Where?" Eresse asked, keenly interested. "Oh, never you mind. Just don't sneak up on me." "I wasn't sneaking," Eresse corrected. "I simply appeared. There's a difference." "Then don't just appear," Rana snapped. "Okay." Eresse disappeared. "That's not much better," Rana groaned. __________________ Real love is a mixture of pleasure, pain and a soul-deep happiness that blasts any complaints out of the water. When you're in love, his voice makes you smile and his laughter warms your heart. And when he weeps, you feel yourself dying in each fallen tear. Love is madness of the very best sort.