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Old 01-24-2003, 01:02 AM   #461
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So far, theres been no mention of my evil twin
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Old 01-24-2003, 01:36 AM   #462
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Old 01-24-2003, 12:38 PM   #463
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OOC: I'm back now as well! Though i might be gone ffor a long period of time again after this. Homework has been quite massive as of late, and now I've been cast as Macbeth in my school play, meaning I'm staying at school until 5:15 everyday until about the middle of March! *takes breaths* But yes, I'm back.

*meanwhile, back at the tavern, gandgirl and Zandalf are still sharing drinks....a few too many actually.....*
Zandalf: *slurring words* ...So I said, "That's it! I'm done with you damned penguins!" And kicked him off the roof.
Elf Girl: but wasn't it high up?
Zandalf: Yeah! And that's the thing! I thought for sure from that sound of a loud squish or sqeak or whateevr you call it, it was dead and gone! But I guess I really should know better. *suddenly looks very sad* Nothing ever goes right for me! *breaks out crying*
Elf Girl: *patting Zandalf on the shoulder* Now now. I'm sure that it's not going to harm you any more.
Bartender: I think you two have had enough. *reaches for Zandalf's red wine*
Zandalf: NO!
*bartender stops*
Zandalf: NEVER try to take a wizard's drink! Just pour me another!
Elf Girl: Um...maybe we should just go.
Zandalf: But IT will be out there! I KNOW it will!
Elf Girl: How about I go check, hm?
Zandalf: *with puppy dog eyes* That would be great......*heads falls onto bar, starts snoring*
Elf girl: *to barkeep* Sorry about this.
Bartender: trust me, I've seen him worse than this.
Elf Girl: he's been here before?
Bartender: yeah, it's the only place in lake Town he feels like he can get away from it all. I think that penguin incident really upset him. To bad....he tips well.
*Elf Girl picks up Zandalf and walks out, only to find...*
Elf Girl: You've got to be kidding.....
*But I'm not kidding.*
Elf Girl: But...the pink bunnies!
*You really think that some weak pink bunnies could stop it after it fell off of a tower?*
Elf Girl: Well...no, but...
*No buts....he's BAAAAACK!!!*
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Old 01-26-2003, 08:16 PM   #464
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Old 01-30-2003, 12:59 PM   #465
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Finrollum begs for a piece of chocolate until they give him one
"Nice TLAers. Feeds froggie cholate too!"
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Old 01-31-2003, 06:37 AM   #466
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In the Lonely Mountain:

Smaugatt: Come on girls, I'm aching to do some arson. Take your places, the Smaugatt express waits for no Smaugette.

*with squeals of delight the Smaugettes climber on Smaugatt the golden's back and take their places. Smaugatt lazily flaps her wings.*

Smaugatt: All set?

*The Smaugettes give their giggled approval and Smaugatt pushes the door open and ascends into the sky*

Smaugiana() : Wait, Lake Town, is the other way!

Smaugatt: *calmly* I know, but I first want to check out the other side of that tunnel. That thief mentioned those chocoholic weirdo's we expelled from the mountain when we took up our residence here and I'm taking no chances with them involved!

In the tunnel:

Hannah: Shouldn't we close the door?

Allie: You want to be in the pitchdark with them? *points to Maggie and Finrollum*

Hannah: Well Finrollum's tied up and Sarah gave his frog a good home and I have Maggie's knife. But I really have a bad feeling about this so if you would please close the door?

Liz: Couldn't we just close it for a minute or so? I'm sure it wouldn't matter but if it makes her feel better....

Allie:*sighs* Alright but on your responsibility....

*Allie pulls the door close, it fall in the lock with a rather final 'click'. Darkness and silence engulfs the TLA.*

Allie: See? Nothing happens, now I'll just open the doo...

*Allie is cut off by the sound like a thousand thunderstorms decending on the mountains side. Smaugatt has reached the closed door and the Smaugettes encourage her with cheers. The way out is cut off and the TLA flee deeper into the tunnel.*
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In the cave-

Allie- RUNNN! RUNN!

Sarah- What...do you thing...we're DOING??

Hannah-By the way...we're here.

Narrator-The TLA has come into a store room...think Charlie and the Chocolate Factory times 10. Yep. Chocolate is everywhere. Gold wrapped chocolate ,boxes of chocolate, chocolate eggs of all shapes and sizes. But Allie's chief concern is...

Allie- THE ARKENEGG! When we find the Large White Chocolate Arkenegg, I will come into my legacy and be Superindent of the Chocolate Factory Under the Mountain, inc.

Hannah- What's the "Inc" for??

Allie- I don't know. Probably to sound more professional, I guess! Now look!

Narrator- Now Hannah, because she was cunning and wise, had already found the Arkenegg and kept it for herself.

Hannah-Wha..? How could I do such a horrible thing?

Narrator- 1. Because it's revenge on Allie, and 2. Because it's chocolate!
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Old 01-31-2003, 11:10 PM   #468
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Old 02-01-2003, 04:44 AM   #469
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Acacia: Must exercise restraint... must exercise restraint...

*sees Sarah, Violet, and everyone else digging into the chocolate..*

Acacia: Must... resist... I CANT HANDLE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!

*TLA look at her strangely*

Acacia: *dives into the pile of chocolate* Mmmmm... chocolate...
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Old 02-02-2003, 03:19 AM   #470
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*Smaugatt was swooping around the skys in an apparantly good mood.*

Smaugatt: Hmmn Hmn. Swoop, hmn, terrorize, hmn, ho!

Smaughannah: Is it just me, or are we all feeling increadibly happy?

Smaugallie: Yes! Just feel the wind whipping through your hair!

Smaugtano: It's like a whole new world!

Smaugzach (OOC: Please?): Oh not that song again! We sang it last night!

Smaugchristina: How about this one?

*Smaugchristina starts singing "We Can Do It" from The Happiness of the Katakuris. Soon all the Smaugetts are singing. Then some zombie penguins came flying up to dance with them.*

*Lake Town was really confused. If they had seen The Happiness of the Katakuris (check your local listings) they would have laughed their behinds off. Unfortunatly, Japan was a whole nother world away and there were no movie theaters in Middle Earth.*

*At this point Zandalf woke up and looked straight at Smaugatt who was currently doing a pirroette in mid-air with the Smaugatts acting as a tu tu.*

Zandalf: That's it! I'm going back to the bar!

*Then he noticed the thing...*

OOC: I'm confused, what is it?
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Old 02-02-2003, 04:43 AM   #471
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*In the Lonely Mountain, Violet grabbed some chocolate bars and started to explore. She walked down the caverns munching on chocolate. When she entered one room her jaw dropped.*

*It was a magnificent bathroom from the time before Smaugatt. There was a swimming pool like bathtub in the center of the room. The sinks along one wall were made of ivory with inlayed silver. The faucets were pure gold. The bathroom floor stretched out in non-slick patterns of gold and silver. Each of the toilet stalls was equipped with its own shower, golden sink, and hair grooming supplies. Violet noticed that each stall had a slightly different supply of hair grooming things, including personalized hairdryers. On the door of each stall was a golden plaque that was framed with emeralds and rubies. On the plaque was written the name of a Smaugette in beautiful calligraphy.*

*Soon the room became too bright for Violet, so she proceeded to the next room. The next room was another bathroom, but this one was less elegant and ten times as bright.*

*In the center, there was a swimming pool of solid gold. In fact, the whole room was gold. The floors, the walls, the faucets, the candlesticks, even the scrub brushes were made of gold. Violet realized that Smaugatt must have done this room for her own private bathroom.*

Violet: Ha. It figures she would have no taste.

*The next room Violet entered was slightly odd. It was the Smaugettes bedchamber (Smaugatt slept on her hoard). The room had a dim glow like a person that has a small bit of elf blood in them. The glow came from the burnished silver that covered the bedposts and the headboards of the numerous beds. The floor was rock with lovely rugs laid out in a path. This wasn’t what was odd though. Each bed was a different size and a bit different shape, as if they were personally tailored to someone, which they were. On the headboard again was written the name of the Smaugette to which the bed belonged. The calligraphy was scratched into the wood of the headboard and then plated with gold while the rest of the headboard was plated with silver. That still wasn’t the oddest thing.*

Violet: Hey guys! Get in here! This is weird.

*Once the TLA realized that they could take the chocolate to where Violet was, the started to meander through the great bathrooms to the bed chamber. Tano entered first.*

Tano: YAY! Beds to sleep in! *Flops down on a bed named Smaugano* Ooh! Me like!

*Violet frowned, she knew there was something weird going on, but then she spotted an extremely comfortable looking bed named Smaugiana and she jumped into it.*

*Sarah and Maggie came in and sat down on beds.*

Maggie: I’ll trade you beds.

Sarah: Good idea.

*Maggie got into the Smauggie (?) bed and Sarah got into the Smaugarah bed.*

*Soon all of the TLAers had gotten into beds except Hannah, Allie, and Finrollum. Hannah was in the bathroom wondering what she was going to do with the Arkenegg, Allie was searching through the chocolate, and eating it, looking for the Arkenegg, and Finrollum, who had got himself free, was jumping back and forth between a bed named Smaugach and Smaugirl.*

Finrollum: Nasty bedsis. Always too hard or soft. Never good for Finrollum.

Allie: *Comes in* Has anyone seen the Arkenegg?

TLA: *rolls eyes* No

Allie: If you find it will you tell me?

TLA: *rolls eyes* Yes

Allie: *leaves*

Maggie: What’s this frog doing in my bed?

Allie: *Comes back* Wait! I have it!

Violet: The Arkenegg?

Allie: No! There is something wrong here! Look at these beds! Why do they fit all of us perfectly? There is something seriously malicious going on here!

Zombie Penguin: Meir!

Allie: Aah! *hides in Smaugallie bed* Ooh! This is nice!

Zombie Penguin: *Flies away to go sing and follow its dreams*

OOC: Well, that was exceedingly long and weird. Christina, I hope you like your part.

OOC2: Will you all post your Smaugette name in the discussion thread please?

OOC3: LONG! 4108 characters long.
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(Meanwhile Maggie has been looking at the name plates.)

Maggie: Uh... Guys? I think I know why these beds fit us perfectly, look at the names.

Tano: They seem to bear a strange resemblense to our names.

Sarah: Do you think-?

Allie: These belong to the Smaugettes, so what? It's not as if they're our evil twins is it?

Maggie: I dunno... but it would explain the beds, and the names... I think they might be.
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OOC:THANKS KATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Violet relises that if the bathroom was any indecation, her evil twin was likely to be fashionable*

*mutters*of course its my EVIL twin, i can hardly abide tyhe sight of a hairbrush, much less mascara.
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Old 02-06-2003, 12:08 PM   #474
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Old 02-08-2003, 04:24 AM   #475
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*Meanwhile, back at Lake Town, the villagers all seemed to have dispersed from the street and are hiding behind anything which even remotely looks like a barrier. Gandgirl, with Zandalf asleep over her shoulder, stands face to fac....or rather face to beak, with the deaf penguin....*
*oh, almost forgot, some really classic western showdown music starts playing and dust is kicked up by the wind....even though the streets are of cement.*
Elf Girl: Okay, what is it with you?
*What?*
Elf Girl: Are you always so....so....
*Charming? Articulate? Beautifully descriptive?*
Elf Girl: I was more thinking along the lines of annoying.
*Annoying?!? I swear you'll....*
Penguin: *clearing throat* MIER!
*Oh, right. So anyways...*
Penguin: Mier mier mier mier mier.
Elf Girl: Actually I have everything to do with this!
Penguin: Mier mier?
Elf Girl: What do you mean "Like what?"
Penguin: Mier mier.
Elf Girl: Oh, I see. Well...actually...nothing. Except that we were just beginning to enjoy ourselves until you showed up!
Penguin: Mier mier mier mier mier.
Elf girl: I'm not stepping out of the way! Why are so bent against Zandalf after all?
*Penguin inhales deeply and proceeds to tell its standpoint of the story.*
Elf Girl: Oh. I never realized.
Penguin: Mier mier.
Elf Girl: I still can't let you have him.
Penguin: MIER?
Elf Girl: because he's drunk and it would be an unfair battle. You'd have to be drunk too.
Penguin: *suspiciously* Mier?
Elf Girl: just go into the bar, we'll order a few drinks, and then set you two loose! It should be fun!
*Just as Elf Girl is going towards the bar, the penguin realizes the pointlessness of that plan, snaps its fing...flippers, and a rather cute and cuddly little voice is heard behind Elf Girl*
Elf Girl: NO!!! YOU CAN'T!!!
*in few words, Elf Girl becomes indisposed with the Neopets. At that moment, Zandalf awakes with a rather heavy headache*
Zandalf: Oh my head.....if only I had a bottle of aspirin. *suddenly a bottle of aspirin appears in his hand* Um......did I do that? Please tell me I did that!
*Yup, you did it.*
Zandalf: YES!! HAHAHA!!! I finally figured it out!!! Take that world.....*just then he notices the penguin and all the weird western effects still going on* Alright penguin. We meet again.
Penguin: *menacingly* Mier.
Zandalf: It seems that this is the end.
Penguin: mier.
Zandalf: The final battle.
Penguin: Mier.
Zandalf: The one to end them all.
Penguin: MIER!
Zandalf: Well, in tradition of the old cliche, this town...hell this world ain't big enough for the both of us.
Penguin: MIER!!!
Zandalf: But you do realize you're going to lose?
Penguin: Mier?
Zandalf: You see, the hero always wins in this kind of thing.
Penguin: Mier mier mier mier.
Zandalf: What do you mean you're the hero?!? I'm the one saving the world here!
Penguin: Mier mier mier mier mier mier!
Zandalf: oh come on now, that's just rude.
Penguin: MIIIIIIIIIEEEEER!!!!!!
Zandalf: FINE!!!
penguin: MIIIIIIIIEEEEER!!!
Zandalf: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Penguin: MIIIIIIIEEEER!!!
Zandalf: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*for some unknown reason a shouting match broke out between the two species. One drunk and one very very mad. The drunk one obviously forgetting that penguins can't really shout. Actually neither of them knew that. But we can forgive them. And while I was talking to you about it, they stopped, each staring intensely at the other.....until something very strange happened. The penguin began to cry.*
Penguin: MIER! *sob, sob* Mier mier mier mier mier!
Zandalf: I....
Penguin: Mier mier mier mier mier mier!!!
Zandalf: I just never knew.....
Penguin: *sob* Mier mier mier mier!*sob*
Zandalf: *tears falls down face* If only I had known!!!
*Penguin and Zandalf run to each other and embrace, sobbing. Since the Neopets are fascinated by this, they leave Elf Girl alone...who is also oddly fascinated by it*
Elf Girl: Meaning I have no clue as to what is going on.
*Right.*
Elf Girl: Anyone else get what just happened? Anyone?
*crickets sound*
*Suddenly, the Smaugettes swoop down.*
Zandalf: *still sobbing* Hey, what do you say we go kill that dragoness?
Penguin: *enthusiastically* Mier!
Elf Girl: NO! You can't! That's for that silly Bard!
Zandalf: You mean Shakesp....
Elf Girl: No you idiot. Bard is his name. Besides, we're not in Stratford.
Zandalf: Right. So what's next?
Elf Girl: After everything I just heard and saw....I really have no clue.

OOC: Sorry about the length...but that was so much fun!
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"I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki
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"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black
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Old 02-12-2003, 06:39 AM   #479
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OOC1: Don't mention homework! Grrrrr....
OOC2: Katt, Elf girl and Wisewizard, I'm leaving the fight in Lake town to you and the penguin. Just remember that the Smaugettes have to stay alive.
OOC3: Felt like writing a little more narrative. Thought it might tie up a few loose ends. Hope you lot like it.

*Back in the mountain, the TLA are enjoying their reclaiming of the chocolate factory. Lying on their beds, they happily munch the chocolate they've recovered or wander through the halls of the mountain.

Much of the other halls and rooms were unused during the Smaugette occupation. It seemed they had only used the great hall where the hoard lay, their own bedroom and the bathrooms on a regular basis. All the chocolate productionhalls had been closed and barred by the Smaugettes as they didn't have the skill nor the wish to make chocolate. After all chocolate leaves stains and it makes you fat. The TLA opened them up again and much to Sarah's happiness she found her chocolateproducing machines still in working order.

Acacia is thrilled to find her library more or less intact, except for the few added magasines about make-up and designer clothes but the TLA soon found a use for that, after all it could get cold at night and it was a while since they had had a good bonfire....

The other TLA'ers were also glad to discover most of their old things unspoilt. Hannah stood in wonder gaping at the large halls of the mountainfactory and the TLA'ers who had lived here before the dragon told her many stories of old of these halls.

In a hall not so far from the Smaugette bedroom they found a surprise in the stables. Sarah who entered it first came running out really fast. She motioned the others.*


Sarah: Quick! Come look! I found Chocolate again!

Maggie: Chocolate as in the stuff that is lying throughout the factory? Or even more chocolate? No amount ever seems large enough for you.

Sarah: *rolls eyes* No, I mean the pony! Remember? The pony I got from rent-a-pony on page 4? She's here with the rest of the ponies and horses!

*The TLA rush in and indeed, there stood each horse and pony that they had ridden on when they had left Hannah's home. The packs that the animals had been carrying lay on a heap in the corner. Inside the TLA found all their stuff again that they had given up for lost after the attack of the goblins. Soon they armed themselves again with the weapons they had taken from the troll's cave. Violet was pleased to be reunited with Lightfall and her wolf. Only Eairiel wondered where her wizard had slipped off to.

The only one who was unsatisfied was Allie, although she was glad for reclaiming their factory, the absence of the Arkenegg troubled her mind greatly and she searched for it throughout the mountain. Though she did not find it for it was safely tucked away in Hannah's pack.*
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