Teacup Café XIX - Page 24

OldHippie · 08-14-2007, 11:44 PM

That was fun

hectorberlioz · 08-14-2007, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldHippie

That was fun

Feel free to dump mopwater on Tessar at any time, OldHippe

...that's what it's all about.

OldHippie · 08-14-2007, 11:49 PM

I was thinkin more of whats in the tanks out back where i work. HINT: ever watch Dirty Jobs? My job was a feature on it once.

***Tessar*** · 08-14-2007, 11:49 PM

If you do, I will ban you, your friends, your children, their posterity, and ALL of their inheritance. >.<

Thus saith the Tessar your Moderator! Loly is his name, and to be praised!

HAIL TESSAR!

OldHippie · 08-14-2007, 11:51 PM

Aw hell you forced me Tessar, dumps a large bucket of stuff from the business end of the sink over Tessars head.

***Tessar*** · 08-14-2007, 11:55 PM

'sallright. My inner light still shines through.

OldHippie · 08-14-2007, 11:57 PM

Ban Check...................

***Tessar*** · 08-15-2007, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldHippie

Ban Check...................

*puts on his sunglasses*

And if you don't get the reference, you're not COOL. *looks at Hector* *coughs*

hectorberlioz · 08-15-2007, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

*puts on his sunglasses*

And if you don't get the reference, you're not COOL. *looks at Hector* *coughs*

In that case, I'm hot

...

***Tessar*** · 08-15-2007, 12:28 AM

Oh SNAP!

I am lost for a reply!

hectorberlioz · 08-15-2007, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

Oh SNAP!

I am lost for a reply!

Of course you are. My ingeniousness is supreme!

OldHippie · 08-15-2007, 12:37 AM

Dang, guess I ain't cool.

***Tessar*** · 08-15-2007, 12:49 AM

Oh c'mon, guys...

'Ban' check?

Rayban sunglasses?

:'(

OldHippie · 08-15-2007, 12:58 AM

Lotesse · 08-15-2007, 01:40 AM

Oooo.... That's hot!

OldHippie · 08-15-2007, 01:42 AM

Aw c'mon, thats not a nice thing to do to an Angelic Smurf.

Lotesse · 08-15-2007, 01:47 AM

Oh, no no no, my dear OldHippie Homie, it ain't the Smurfette who's angelic compared to Paris, my god man don't you know?? It's entirely the other way around! Smurfs have been doin' the nasty in profoundly nasty and unspeakable ways for, like, way before Paris was born - all she is, is a spoiled and aimless heiress without much to believe in or work toward, she's no nasty-nasty girl, just a sort of attention whore.

But the Smurfettes, now they are another story of another kettle of a different horse of another mother altogether! Oh yes. Smurfs know the nasty... and but GOOD.

OldHippie · 08-15-2007, 01:50 AM

I spose 'eh. Must really be busy bein the only Smurfette in a clan full of studly smurfs. (this poster wonders if there's any celebrity underground smurf videos)

Lotesse · 08-15-2007, 01:57 AM

Celebrity underground smurf videos... well, surely there are smurf-tapes in the, um, sexual visual arts floating around somewhere out there in nasty-land. The pervs of the world will turn everything an anything possibly imaginable into porn. Sick but true. Most things are sick but true. Have you noticed that stuff that's not true is so mild and nice and easy to live with, but the stuff that's true most often is jolting, disturbing, provocative and sick-ish? just ramblin' out loud here... in the Teacup Cafe... for no reason but by god if Hector throws ONE MORE THING at ANYONE I swear upon all that's unholy and true I will monkey-stomp his grotesquely swollen ego into the dust wherefrom he came... heh. Says me.

OldHippie · 08-15-2007, 01:58 AM

Maybe you oughta toss a smurfette at him??????????

Sidenote.... this place really needs some cool smilies.

08-14-2007, 11:44 PM	#461
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	That was fun __________________ Music is like candy............. It's much better when you throw away the Rappers.

08-14-2007, 11:49 PM	#463
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	I was thinkin more of whats in the tanks out back where i work. HINT: ever watch Dirty Jobs? My job was a feature on it once. __________________ Music is like candy............. It's much better when you throw away the Rappers.

08-14-2007, 11:51 PM	#465
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	Aw hell you forced me Tessar, dumps a large bucket of stuff from the business end of the sink over Tessars head. __________________ Music is like candy............. It's much better when you throw away the Rappers.

08-14-2007, 11:57 PM	#467
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	Ban Check................... __________________ Music is like candy............. It's much better when you throw away the Rappers.

08-15-2007, 12:37 AM	#472
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	Dang, guess I ain't cool. __________________ Music is like candy............. It's much better when you throw away the Rappers.

08-14-2007, 11:49 PM	#464
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	If you do, I will ban you, your friends, your children, their posterity, and ALL of their inheritance. >.< Thus saith the Tessar your Moderator! Loly is his name, and to be praised! HAIL TESSAR!

08-14-2007, 11:55 PM	#466
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	'sallright. My inner light still shines through.

08-15-2007, 12:28 AM	#470
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Oh SNAP! I am lost for a reply!

08-15-2007, 12:49 AM	#473
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Oh c'mon, guys... 'Ban' check? Rayban sunglasses? :'(

08-15-2007, 12:58 AM	#474
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	__________________ Music is like candy............. It's much better when you throw away the Rappers.

08-15-2007, 01:40 AM	#475
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Oooo.... That's hot! __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

08-15-2007, 01:42 AM	#476
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	Aw c'mon, thats not a nice thing to do to an Angelic Smurf. __________________ Music is like candy............. It's much better when you throw away the Rappers.

08-15-2007, 01:47 AM	#477
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Oh, no no no, my dear OldHippie Homie, it ain't the Smurfette who's angelic compared to Paris, my god man don't you know?? It's entirely the other way around! Smurfs have been doin' the nasty in profoundly nasty and unspeakable ways for, like, way before Paris was born - all she is, is a spoiled and aimless heiress without much to believe in or work toward, she's no nasty-nasty girl, just a sort of attention whore. But the Smurfettes, now they are another story of another kettle of a different horse of another mother altogether! Oh yes. Smurfs know the nasty... and but GOOD. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

08-15-2007, 01:50 AM	#478
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	I spose 'eh. Must really be busy bein the only Smurfette in a clan full of studly smurfs. (this poster wonders if there's any celebrity underground smurf videos) __________________ Music is like candy............. It's much better when you throw away the Rappers.

08-15-2007, 01:57 AM	#479
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Celebrity underground smurf videos... well, surely there are smurf-tapes in the, um, sexual visual arts floating around somewhere out there in nasty-land. The pervs of the world will turn everything an anything possibly imaginable into porn. Sick but true. Most things are sick but true. Have you noticed that stuff that's not true is so mild and nice and easy to live with, but the stuff that's true most often is jolting, disturbing, provocative and sick-ish? just ramblin' out loud here... in the Teacup Cafe... for no reason but by god if Hector throws ONE MORE THING at ANYONE I swear upon all that's unholy and true I will monkey-stomp his grotesquely swollen ego into the dust wherefrom he came... heh. Says me. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

08-15-2007, 01:58 AM	#480
OldHippie Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 161	Maybe you oughta toss a smurfette at him?????????? Sidenote.... this place really needs some cool smilies. __________________ Music is like candy............. It's much better when you throw away the Rappers.

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