01-29-2004, 01:48 AM | #461 |
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I dont know exactly what ROFL is, i've actually been wondering, but hell, ROFL to you!
I also like the All My Hobbits idea Frodo: Rosie, I just dont think its going to work out, what with me going to Aman, and all Rosie: Frodo, if youre scared of Sam, he doesnt suspect a thing. Frodo: I'm not worried about Sam, I-- Sam comes in door, Sam: Hey, Frodo, I'm-- Hey, Rosie, what are you doing here? Awkwardness ensues
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ROFL is "rolling on the floor laughing". Not exactly obvious.
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01-29-2004, 02:20 AM | #463 |
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Cool, thanks, Nurvingiel...well, that explains a lot of things...
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01-29-2004, 10:26 PM | #464 |
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i know, i kept using that over and over again, but everything you kept posting just struck me as completely hillarious!
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01-30-2004, 03:32 AM | #465 |
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Cool. But it explains a lot from out of here too, (I went kicking and screaming into the digital age about three months ago)
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01-30-2004, 03:29 PM | #466 |
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Aragorn: Hey, Boromir, lets sing a song of Gondor!
Boromir: Yes, we can bring honor to the White City! What shall we sing? Aragorn: *starts singing softly* Turn around- Boromir: Every now and then I get a little bit lonley and you never come around... Aragorn: turn around... Boromir: Every now and then I get a little terrified and then I see the look in your eyes Aragorn: Turn around, Bright eyes Boromir: Every now and then I fall apart, and i need you now tonight, and I need you more than ever, and if you only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever... and so on..
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01-30-2004, 08:19 PM | #467 |
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lol, that's ok, we didn't get our first computor 'til the beginning of this month
Wormtounge: *clapping hands* Alright, guys! Get down! *starts boogy-ing furiously* Aragorn: Hey,you! You corrupted Theoden! Wormtounge: I was just following orders... Boromir: But, still, you must be punished! *draws sword* Wormtounge: *singing nervously* All we need is love! (trumpets blare- da da dadada!) All we need is love...
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01-30-2004, 11:03 PM | #468 |
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Shelob: would you like some tea hobbits?
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Hobbits: NO!!! WE HATE TEA!! WE ALSO HATE FOOD!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF HERE, WRETCHED SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HATE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* * Boromir: Well, we cant kill him now, look how cute he is, what with his evil singing. Aragorn: Boromir, singing is not evil, we were just singing. Boromir: It IS evil, Aragorn, and we werent singing, we were cajoling. There is a big difference. Aragorn: No, there really isnt, and I wasnt cajoling! Boromir: So be it, prepare to defent yourself! *draws sword* Aragorn: No! I'm not too good with a sword. Could we play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead? Wormtounge: I love Hungry Hungry Hippos! Boromir: No one asked you, filth!
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01-31-2004, 02:16 PM | #470 |
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Oh my...Wormtounge singing All we need is love. Scaaaaary thought!!!
And just out of curiosity, what is Hungry Hungry Hippos?
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It's this childern's game that you have to feed these little balls to these little plastic hippos. I think it's quite scary and disturbed!
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Hungry Hungry Hippos is the coolest game because its the first game kids usually play that teaches them to smash something to win. It rocks!
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whenever i played it, i always lost the little balls; they'd go flying to the farthest reaches of the room, never to be seen again i didn't play it too often...
******************** Aragorn:filth? you said he was cute a few seconds ago! Boromir: well, he's not evilly singing anymore Aragorn: i thought you said singing was bad! Boromir: are you trying to confuse me here? Wormtounge: too late...
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Both: QUIET FILTH/CUTIE!!
Aragorn: What are you talking about?! Why did you say cutie?! Boromir: I didn't! Aragorn: Well, I sure didn't, and you said he was before. Boromir: I bet you're gay.
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Aragorn: *gasps* how could you have found out? did gandalf tell you? well, i guess i'm out of the closet now!
Boromir<horrified and a little queasy>: you mean- then arwen... Aragorn: yes...............she's a man! Wormtoungne: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I had something like that execpt it was little fish instead of hippos. I thought it was stupid. there were these fishing poles you used to get the balls in the fish's mouth and the keep breaking
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Later...
Wormtounge: Hey, Aragorn, uh, what's up man? Aragorn: Grima, I'm not going to go out with you. Wormtounge:Why not? Aragorn: Because you're ewwww! Wormtounge: I am not! Gandalf (wisely): Yes you are, Grima. You always have been, I would say, ever since that run in with that Grain Auger of Power. Wormtounge: Oh, yeah... Samwise: What's the Grain Auger of Power, Gandalf? Gandalf: The Grain Auger of Power was a horribly powerful grain auger forged in Angband by Morgoth the Terrible. He used it against the elves of old to move their corn up a long tube and into their grain bins, turning the corn to his evil will. It was then called Uruk-Corn. Sam: That sucks.
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*groans at last pun* ( you're so corny beor... )
Wormtounge: so, why won't you go out with me? i bathed last week! Aragorn:... Wormtounge: *sniffs the air* come on, the smell isn't that bad... Aragorn:... Wormtounge:well...maybe i'll shower now... Aragorn: yeah, you do that
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...CORN-y!
Waiter: So, what can I get you two lovebirds? Aragorn: I will take the New York strip steak with a baked potato Wormtounge: I'll have, lets see, a little ranger pie *looks at Aragorn flirtingly* *Aragorn blushes* Wormtounge: seriously, I'll just have some salad. I'm so fat Aragorn: No you're not, dont say things like that, geez, you're...uh...beautiful
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02-06-2004, 09:57 AM | #480 |
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You guys are hilarious! Anybody here ever read Cassie Clair's Very secret diaries? They are the epitome of "they'd never say that" lol
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