Men of the Silmarillion - Page 24

Elemmírë · 11-20-2004, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

*cackles*

All is proceeding as I have forseen! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
*turns away from his palintir to address the rest of the people in the room, which is well hidden and far away from the crazy chicks*

Poor Nurvingiel. She can't tell those guys aren't the real Men of the Silmarillion. Little does she know that these are a bunch of 13-year-old boys who let Finrod make them up to look like you, with promises that they'd have chicks going crazy over them.

No, guess they didn't realize I meant 'Crazy' in the literal sense! Allright, then, about that elf babe you were going to set me up with...

I'm guessing you realised that second part was rather invisible... hehe...

Let's for a moment hypothesise that you may be wrong, and these are in truth the Men of the Silmarillion... and they currently hate you.

Now... seeing as how you're locked in here with the rest of us... ahem...

I hope you're a blackbelt...

Tho' that may not be enough...

**Nurvingiel** · 11-21-2004, 05:54 AM

Me: Beren... why do you have two hands...
Beren: Um... I'm the young Beren... before... erm...
Me: *looks closer* You really are the younger version.
Beren: Um... look, it's Huan!
Me: *shocked* You're not the real Beren!

Come on ladies, let's go on a quest to find the real Beren! (And not Luthien

)

I hope you'll come with me Elemmire, it was your clever sleuthing that revealed this deception, which I suspect was perpotrated by Wayfarer himself!

Attalus · 11-21-2004, 12:31 PM

*Shakes head unbelievingly*

Elemmírë · 11-21-2004, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Come on ladies, let's go on a quest to find the real Beren! (And not Luthien

)

I hope you'll come with me Elemmire, it was your clever sleuthing that revealed this deception, which I suspect was perpotrated by Wayfarer himself!

I'll come.

You'll pay, Wayfarer... you hear me?

So... um... where do we start?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Attalus

*Shakes head unbelievingly*

What? You want to come too?

**Nurvingiel** · 11-21-2004, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valandil

Great news!!

You must be in about the middle of Letter #11. Have you read the part about Malbeth yet??

Actually I'm almost done. I love the part about Malbeth. I always liked Arvedui, ever since the rugby-meets-capture the flag game he was in. But after the battle with Angmar's forces, I just became really attached to him, the way I already felt about Firiel.

I'm about to read a very very sad part, I can just tell.

Let us make haste Elemmire. Others can join us as they wish. But I sense dark days and adventure ahead! *brave face*

Elemmírë · 11-21-2004, 03:38 PM

I'm ready when you are, Nurvi.

Though I wonder... is this going to be more of a hunt, or a race...?

You and I, Nurvi... we can team up easily enough. You needn't worry about competition from me. Beren's not "my cup of tea..."

*sneaking out of mysteriously unlocked back door before others realise we're gone*

Wayfarer · 11-21-2004, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elemmire

I hope you're a blackbelt...

Me? A Black Belt? More like Black Mage. Or better yet, Thief. Yeah, definitely Thief.

Oh yes, I'll certainly pay for this. (with someone else's money.)

Elemmírë · 11-21-2004, 04:01 PM

Hehe... yes, Thief, definitely Thief.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

Oh yes, I'll certainly pay for this. (with someone else's money.)

Tsk, tsk, Wayfarer. You have to learn to stop doing that... it simply doesn't work.

And money wasn't exactly what I had in mind...

Well, I'm off hunting/racing...

I'm assuming you're joining as a spectator...

Wayfarer · 11-21-2004, 04:02 PM

But it's funny!

Elemmírë · 11-21-2004, 04:08 PM

Hm... it is... ideas, ideas...

a little message for SGH: en im, u oyl leti enim, enim sidor nif!

BeardofPants · 11-21-2004, 04:53 PM

*lol* Has anyone noticed what colour Shannon's writing in? 'Lemon chiffon'. *snicker*

That's almost as namby pamby as... hmmm.... dare I say it? 'Course I do! Almost as namby pampy as Finrod.

Elemmírë · 11-21-2004, 05:35 PM

*Momentarily breaks off hunt*

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeardofPants

*lol* Has anyone noticed what colour Shannon's writing in? 'Lemon chiffon'. *snicker*

*sniff* I noticed.

And as we've said, Wayfarer will pay...

Quote:

That's almost as namby pamby as... hmmm.... dare I say it? 'Course I do! Almost as namby pampy as Finrod.

Come now... you're going to have to do better than that!

I daresay those words don't even exist...

Be glad I'm too busy right now...

speaking of which... *distracted* damn it... have you seen any of them around...?

Wayfarer · 11-21-2004, 05:53 PM

So I'm too lazy to find an accurate match with the background. Nyah.

Elemmírë · 11-21-2004, 05:56 PM

I don't trust you anymore, Wayfarer. Now I constantly check your posts for hidden messages...

Anyway... the hunt is postponed until Nurvi gets back...

Wayfarer · 11-21-2004, 06:04 PM

Your mistake was ever trusting me in the first place.

Elemmírë · 11-21-2004, 06:48 PM

It won't happen again.

So... back on topic... um, yeah...

***Rían*** · 11-23-2004, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeardofPants

*lol* Has anyone noticed what colour Shannon's writing in? 'Lemon chiffon'. *snicker*

Yes, I tweaked him about it several pages back

So who are we hunting for? Beren? Nah, I'll stay here with Fingon and Tuor ...

*hopes Earniel has given up*

Elemmírë · 11-23-2004, 02:24 AM

hm... I was wondering when we'd get back to this

Want to race, SGH?

BeardofPants · 11-23-2004, 08:01 AM

That would hardly be a fair race. I mean, can you see yourself racing against an old lady with a zimmer-frame?

*dodges, and runs*

Elemmírë · 11-23-2004, 11:15 AM

I made no claim to playing fair.

11-21-2004, 12:31 PM	#463
Attalus Swan-Knight of Dol Amroth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the Bay of Belfalas Posts: 1,125	Shakes head unbelievingly __________________ "What song the Sirens sang, or what name Achilles assumed when he hid himself among women, though puzzling questions are not beyond conjecture." - Sir Thomas Browne, Urn Burial.

11-21-2004, 03:38 PM	#466
Elemmírë avocatus diaboli Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Himring Posts: 1,582	I'm ready when you are, Nurvi. Though I wonder... is this going to be more of a hunt, or a race...? You and I, Nurvi... we can team up easily enough. You needn't worry about competition from me. Beren's not "my cup of tea..." sneaking out of mysteriously unlocked back door before others realise we're gone __________________ ~ I have heard the languages of apocalypse and now I shall embrace the silence ~ Neil Gaiman Last edited by Elemmírë : 11-21-2004 at 03:39 PM.

11-21-2004, 04:02 PM	#469
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	But it's funny! __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

11-21-2004, 04:08 PM	#470
Elemmírë avocatus diaboli Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Himring Posts: 1,582	Hm... it is... ideas, ideas... a little message for SGH: en im, u oyl leti enim, enim sidor nif! __________________ ~ I have heard the languages of apocalypse and now I shall embrace the silence ~ Neil Gaiman Last edited by Elemmírë : 11-21-2004 at 04:15 PM.

11-21-2004, 04:53 PM	#471
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	lol Has anyone noticed what colour Shannon's writing in? 'Lemon chiffon'. snicker That's almost as namby pamby as... hmmm.... dare I say it? 'Course I do! Almost as namby pampy as Finrod. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

11-21-2004, 05:53 PM	#473
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	So I'm too lazy to find an accurate match with the background. Nyah. __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned Last edited by Wayfarer : 11-21-2004 at 05:58 PM.

11-21-2004, 05:56 PM	#474
Elemmírë avocatus diaboli Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Himring Posts: 1,582	I don't trust you anymore, Wayfarer. Now I constantly check your posts for hidden messages... Anyway... the hunt is postponed until Nurvi gets back... __________________ ~ I have heard the languages of apocalypse and now I shall embrace the silence ~ Neil Gaiman

11-21-2004, 06:04 PM	#475
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Your mistake was ever trusting me in the first place. __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

11-21-2004, 06:48 PM	#476
Elemmírë avocatus diaboli Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Himring Posts: 1,582	It won't happen again. So... back on topic... um, yeah... __________________ ~ I have heard the languages of apocalypse and now I shall embrace the silence ~ Neil Gaiman

11-23-2004, 02:24 AM	#478
Elemmírë avocatus diaboli Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Himring Posts: 1,582	hm... I was wondering when we'd get back to this Want to race, SGH? __________________ ~ I have heard the languages of apocalypse and now I shall embrace the silence ~ Neil Gaiman

11-23-2004, 08:01 AM	#479
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	That would hardly be a fair race. I mean, can you see yourself racing against an old lady with a zimmer-frame? dodges, and runs __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

11-23-2004, 11:15 AM	#480
Elemmírë avocatus diaboli Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Himring Posts: 1,582	I made no claim to playing fair. __________________ ~ I have heard the languages of apocalypse and now I shall embrace the silence ~ Neil Gaiman

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